A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
The most mediocre time you'll ever have.

Hey there listener friends! Dan here...

The ladies are busy eating eggs...well ANDREA is eating them. Maisie is more just putting them on top of her head and letting them fall in her lap. I digress. 

Yesterday was an amazingly fun day of broadcasting for all of us here at T&D Media. (I'll never get used to typing that. It just sounds so pretentious but it's real so I guess I should treat it as such.) If you haven't already done so, please check out the interview that we did with comedian John Morgan. You can find that interview HERE. This dude is so fun and such high energy! We're very lucky that not only do we get to sit down with these amazing comedians each week for an extended period of time, but we also get to talk to them uncensored. It really does open up a whole new world of interview comfortability. Lots of thanks to The Orlando Improv for the love and for bringing us great guests almost every week. 

On this week's show:

-Tom’s friend sold bootleg reptiles

-Ross is America’s best comedian 

-Whack aggression

-Eating hot salami to mask alcohol breath

-Tom needs a promise nanny

-Dan almost god kidnapped- suspicioso 

-Jail shows and jail field trips

-Fat One’s hot dogs

-Boring clockmun

-Pube covered cuckoo aka Pubey Cuckoo

-Michael Waltrip disease

-Macho man nursery rhymes

-Height discrimination

Much love and thanks to all of you for voting for us in the Orlando Weekly "Best of Orlando" Awards. I know that some people love it - some people hate it - but it really does help us get on more equal footing with the bigger, terrestrial radio stations. They have these massive budgets and a more than massive bottom line and we do not. How can we compete? You. We can compete because of YOU. Our listeners are the deciding factor on how we're able to compete with radio stations who do multiple millions of dollars in ad revenue. You guys are the best and we hope you know how much it means to me and Tom. 

All the best and have a wonderful Saturday! 

d

Direct download: Show381-PubeyCuckoo.mp3
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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: JohnMorganInterview2.mp3
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It's the latest version of "A Gentleman's Guide to Manliness." That's about it.

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Hey there gang! Happy Saturday to all of you!

Andrea, Maisie, and I just got back from Samantha’s brunch at TR Fire Grill’s and for the 1st Samantha brunch! It was a damn fun time and I though the food and service was outstanding! Great stuff and I’ve never had a “breakfast meatloaf” before but I will never forget it and will damn sure trying to recreate it! It was good as all hell!

Thanks for checking out this week’s show! It was super-duper awesome and we had an f’n blast! On Friday’s show:

-P*ssy Admiral hats are missing!

-It happened again..Tom ruins Publix

-“Science” Friday

-Pogo stick toe-bacle

-Scuba doo van

-Memes

-Getting it out of your system before marriage

-What BDM ladies would bang Tom?

-“Big-claims” court

-Danny the Orlando Unicorn calls in

-Step up off my scrot bro

-Cactus Steve sells out Tom

-Tom is a mild celebrity

We really hope that all of you had as much fun as we did and thanks for supporting the show. It always blows my mind that our little, independent show is just as popular or more popular than most of the big boys and that’s awesome to me! You guys are the best listeners in the world! Truly.

We’ll see you on Monday if you’re a BDM and if you’re not – we’ll see you next week!

d

Direct download: Show380-StepOffMyScrotBro.mp3.mp3
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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: Mo_NiqueandToneXInterview.mp3
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It's the latest version of "A Gentleman's Guide to Manliness." That's about it.

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Tomorrow...

Direct download: Show379-SpermoftheMoment.mp3
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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: RickGuiterrezInterview.mp3
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It's the latest version of "A Gentleman's Guide to Manliness." That's about it.

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Hey there kids…

“The Swervey Jones Show” just left the studio and I’m here picking up the pieces! Those mother f*&kers go hard! Seriously. Be sure to check them out – Google the name – you’ll find them.

On this week’s show:

-Swervey Jones and Trey are here!

-Video games

-Big Tim Murphy is sitting in!

-We call Andy about crazy Skydiver

-Grizz calls us from the warzone

-Qatar color run

-Facetime

-Tim’s Tuber

-Shaking the lettuce

-Furry conventions

Thanks to all of you who catch the show live, download the show, and use the new Mediocre App. We’re really just trying to make the show fairly easy to find. Soon enough, all of the ACT shows will be on the app so you won’t need to go anywhere but the Mediocre App for all new content.

Thanks for listening and I hope you know that we love you guys!

d

Direct download: Show378-TonyRomo.mp3
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