A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
The most mediocre time you'll ever have.

Everyone is gone and I'm waiting on the ladies. The studio can be a very eerie place when it's just one person. Not to say that anything is haunted or anything but I'm just saying…I'm not sure that I'm the correct person to be alone in here and appreciate it. With that said - before they left, thanks to all of the guests, Samantha, Ross, and all who stopped by today. (My wife even was able to make it by and that really is a treat. All bullsh*t aside - she's the f*cking best. THE BEST.)

On today's show:

-The Porkie’s fundraiser for John Nutter raised $6,400

-Tom and Dan love to make fun of bikers…but why?

-EJ calls about Megacon.

-The clock master sits in.

-Ticky Tockman and Supie Kent

-Sandy sex.

-Steve Lemme calls in.

-Turtle shell balls.

-Richard Simmons is dying!

-Dude Mountain.

-Snake vs Dan.

Thanks to all of you for taking the time to catch us live, and most importantly thanks for downloading us and keeping the show moving. It truly means more to us than you could ever, EVER know and please know that. On that note - I've got to close the studio and get to dinner with the ladies. Sorry to cut this short. It seems that we've got less and less time these days. All love folks and you'll hear us soon.

d

Direct download: Show368-SteveLemme-SuperTroopers2.mp3
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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

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It's the latest version of "A Gentleman's Guide to Manliness." That's about it.

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Yo!

Well, that wasn’t cool. But it was real. I’ll get back to that…

Thanks to all of you who caught the show live and downloaded later. I was off of my game and apparently dealing with anxiety that’s been ramping up for the past couple of weeks. I’m not sure how to describe it to you guys other than I have not been sleeping well – been having nightmares about dead family members – impending feeling of worry and sadness – and not being able to focus. I’m on some meds right now but it looks like I’m going to head to the doc and see if I need to adjust or change them a bit. I love to work and when that’s not fun or when I’m not focusing – that’s a really bad thing. I guess if there’s anything good that could come out of this it’s the amount of people that have emailed me and sad that they’ve dealt with or ARE dealing with exactly the same thing. Anxiety is a f*cking b*tch and for those of you that are in the same boat as me, please know that I feel you! It’s strange being able to chronicle an attack while being on the show and that’s certainly a first for me but yeah – like I wrote above – it was real. Ok…moving on.

Normally we have notes for the show. Samantha does a fantastic job of writing all of that down and then sending it to me later for the site. We were without Samantha for this particular show so…I got nothing. Hahaha.

If you didn’t get a chance to check out the Corey Holcomb interview that we did before yesterday’s Friday Free Show, you might want to check that out. Not only was he a great guest, but many people have said that he seemed to fit in on the show seamlessly. I would completely agree with that. I actually wasn’t that familiar with him so I wasn’t sure what to expect but he was amazing! Also – I got a few emails from people that caught his Friday night Improv set and said that his stand up was some of the best that they’d ever seen. (He’s at the Orlando Improv all weekend long. If you’re planning on heading out there, be sure to wear some Tom and Dan gear and let him know that you heard him on the show! The code word is “Dope Dick.” He’ll know what we’re talking about.)

That’s about it from here. Have a fantastic Saturday and Tom and I will see many of you at the Orlando City match.

All the best,

d

Direct download: Show367-DanOnAirAnxietyAttack.mp3
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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: CoreyHolcombInterview.mp3
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So we had Piff in today and it was amazing! Piff the Magic Dragon was one of the best guests that we've ever had. Dry - funny - and friendly - please be sure if you're a fan of "A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan" to go and hang out with him this weekend at the Orlando Improv! He crushed! 

Show #366

-Tom brought meatball flies

-Big Tim Murphy is here

-Night soil

-Flail vs morningstar?

-Valavictorian

-Death and lollipops

-Clone-a-willy

-Stitch’s bodyguard gets “Kenny’d”

-Cow p*ss lagoon

-Tom is Lance Nabs

-Piff the Magic dragon is here!

 

I could have done a better job at writing this but the ladies are waiting on me to go on vacation. Apologies. I know where my bread is buttered. 

d

Direct download: Show366-PiffTheMagicDragon.mp3
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It's the latest version of "A Gentleman's Guide to Manliness." That's about it.

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Thanks to everyone who listened LIVE and hung out with us and blah, blah, blah…

So - on today's show:

-Tom is on his own at home

-Adult Movies

-Tom scares his nanny

-Kids are soft

-PT Blobbins

-Being single forever, weird or not?

-Pizza poet

-Tom’s ball lump

-Tom almost killed his friend wake skating

-Eternal flames

-Maracas 

Thanks to everyone for supporting the show! All the best and we'll see you guys next week!

d

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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

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Hey there gang! Thanks so much for joining us for this week’s “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” podcast! We really hope that you guys are digging the fact that we have transitioned to Mixlr from Ustream - or what we used to use. There have been a few people though that really enjoyed the cameras aspect of the show and rest assured that Tom and I are both working on that. (The things to work on just never seem to end! Haha…) On a positive note though, we have heard that the audio quality and the lack of commercials on the new Mixlr feed are more than fantastic and that’s really good to hear!

 

On today’s show:

 

-Tom likes driving Dan crazy

-Tommy is afraid of an owl

-Bubba called in to “slow down the show…”

-Big Mama Owl

-Tom’s Bill Bellamy rap

-Family Auto Mart

-Babies and nuts

-We call D-Rugg about his trip to jail

-Tom Feeney stops by!

-WWE plane story

-Claw hand man Geo

-2 more swigs

 

Thanks again to all to all of you that catch the show live and download the show. There have been a few people who have been talking about the fact that our podcast is on Google Play Music just like how it is listed on iTunes! That’s correct!!! Here’s the link for those of you who are dedicated Android users! HERE: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Ifyaq5ery3gh6gjwgmsvcwlds3a

 

We hope that you enjoy the show and don’t forget to check out all of the new merch that we have to offer and dates for events that we have going on!

 

All the best and have a great weekend!

 

d

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