A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
The most mediocre time you'll ever have.

Hi,

Hope you're doing good. Busy week for us all on the show. Doubled on ACT shows since Mr. Vann will be away next week for his 10th Anniversary (Congrats to Tom and Crystal). He's going to the Bahamas till the 2nd...before we go to the Bahamas the week after. Either way, we got things done. We also got some of our local podcast friends to record a segment each, that will air during ACT. So stay tuned for that.

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*Champagne Problems.

*Dan is Little Daddy Doo Doo.

*Aggressive BJs.

*The Big Open Faced Sloppy.

*Doobies Cause Boobies.

*Green Round Grenades.

*Credit Card Scams with Big Tim.

*Booty Calls Japanese Porn Game.

*Big Tim Stops By.

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Looking forward to some time off next week. I hope you all enjoy the show and enjoy your weekend. Big thanks to all the Twitch donations and all the new followers. You make life a bit easier for us all. Stay in school and party hard.

LISTEN TO THE KOFFIN KATS

Your friend,

Lee

Direct download: Show459-BigTimNumberOneWithInvisableGirls.mp3
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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

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"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies."

Direct download: AGGTM-SMUGGLIN.mp3
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Oh Hi, Mark,

Well, well, well...look who decided to come crawling back. Think I'd forgive you? Well, you are right. Another week in the books as the year continues to fly by. Laughter really does help when there are so many sad stories in the news as of recent. I hope everyone had a good Valentine's Day. If you're single, I love you. If you're in a relationship, I love you. Well, enough with the love talk...here's what we discussed on the show.

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*Tom is Old

*Tom Learns How to Use GIFs

*Dan Peeing in a Movie Theater

*Abandoned Bunkers

*Best Cracker

*Does Viagra Give Women Shark Fins?

*Tuddle Calls the Show

*Men Suffer from Colds More Than Women

*Lee is Tim McDonalds

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We're getting closer and closer to so many events. The most important one is my birthday.  Make sure you come out to the "Pre-Cruise Party" at Red Cypress this Sunday (the 18th). Samantha's got a BDM meetup at Disney tomorrow (17th), and her show's one year anniversary is next Friday (23rd) at Dead Lizard. I'm excited about the cruise next month. I'm gonna wear a bathrobe everywhere and enjoy the words "ALL YOU CAN EAT." I'm fatter than ever. Hopefully, you'll be on the cruise too. If not...I love you.

Be kind and listen to The Cramps. Pretzels is the same.

-Lee

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Hey bud,

How are you? Me? Oh, I’m good. Pretty fun and busy week here at T and D Media. The event at BB Kings last Saturday was a blast. I can’t wait till we announce all the details for the 9th Anniversary show. I’m more excited for that than the cruise, which is saying something because I’m stoked for the cruise.

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*Eating P***y With a Beard

*Steve Lemme (Super Troopers, Super Troopers 2) Calls In.

*Tommy’s Pacifier Withdrawals

*Booze Fairy

*Breast Evolution

*Quincy Jones Interview

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I wanna say thanks to everyone for being super nice and cool at the BB Kings event. Make sure you come out to the “Pre-Cruise Party” at Red Cypress on the 18th. Lastly, just want to say  Happy Valentine’s Day to all you lovers out there. Been single for the past 28 Valentine’s Days, so I’m gonna take myself out on a nice date/look up pictures of my exes on Facebook and cry.

Be good and listen to Sleep.

-Lee

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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

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"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies." 

Direct download: AGGTM-WEREBACK.mp3
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Hey everyone,

It's Lee again. We're back after Tom's vacation. He'll be on vacation again the last week of February so prepare yourself. Was nice to be back and making jokes again. Daniel spent his time off hanging at home and becoming a master chef. I stayed home and bought a new bed. Sam worked her real job because she's an adult and better than all of us. The show today was a ton of fun. One of my favorites since I started working here.

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*Spiderweb of Griffin

*Tommy Got Slap Cheek Disease

*Never Trust the Tiny Shoes

*Mama Vann's Crazy Kid Story

*Just the Lips

*Beanie Condoms

*The Super VIP Tom Vann Special

*Lee's Secret Game

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I'm off to go prepare for the BDM event and play NHL 18 (Go Red Wings!). Have a great weekend and listen to Little Richard.

Your friend in Christ,

Lee

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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

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