A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
The most mediocre time you'll ever have.

Hey there gang! Happy weekend to you all! 

Dan, once again coming at you from the kitchen table after another "A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan" show. It's amazing how fast Tom and I have to bolt out of the studio because we're both the chefs in our respective homes. If you ever wondered, that's why you get the show notes typically a day later. 

On today's show:

-Roast beef

-2 steering wheeled shopping carts

-Tom and Jimmy 159 go to a golf tournament

-Dan got a sound effects board

-Tom got dehydrated drunk again

-Tom bets a young sweetie at the tournament

-Tom is hot dog terminator

-Dan is dumbing down his daughter

-Ride on battle cat

-Lil' More Daddy

-BDM compound

-#FreeNannies

-Is 18 too young?

-Pop pop’s boob mug

-Grenade upgrade

Thanks for listening guys! Be sure to check the website for all of the info about our beer release and also for new merch. There's almost always something going on in T&D-land so sign up for our newsletters and whatnot to stay in the know. 

All the best and have a great weekend! We'll see you on Monday! 

d

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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

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It's the latest version of "A Gentleman's Guide to Manliness." That's about it.

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Here's your Friday Free Show just a touch early. 

I'm actually about to fly out as I type this and you guys know that we really don't like missing a #FFS so we hope you enjoy this one that was taped on a Wednesday. Apologies for there not being any detailed notes. As most of you know or maybe not, Samantha is the keeper of the notes and if she doesn't take them, they don't get done. 

With that said, be sure to check out the website and all of the new much that is in the merch section at TomandDan.com. We've got towels for BDM's, tank tops, and all sorts of new stuff. People have been asking if we're going to be getting more of those Tom and Dan lapel pins in and the answer is yes but we think that we're going to switch up the design a touch. What can we say; we get really bored with stuff and always want to keep changing and evolving our designs so all of us never get bored. 

Have a wonderful Friday morning and we'll be back LIVE next Friday! Oh, and BDM shows will be out on Monday as usual. We have a really cool "professional sports" themed show for you on Monday. The only thing that you'll be missing is the OG which will be delayed but released on Tuesday! 

All the best and talk with you then! 

d

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It's the latest version of "A Gentleman's Guide to Manliness." That's about it.

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Hey there fam! 

Dan here and coming at you from the couch where the ESPN Fantasy Football app is currently down so I have no idea how my team is doing. Sadly, it's the only thing that I wanted to do while the baby took a nap but I guess that's the way it goes and now I can't put off typing up this show recap any longer. 

The show on Friday was a lot of fun but as a few of you know from me addressing it, I'm not drinking for 30 days so it was different for me. I was thinking about it and I think that this might be the first time that I've done the show with out a "cool beer" in my hand in about 6 years. Insane right? Maybe a little sad depending on how you want to look at it. We also had the BDM Summer Party yesterday and I didn't drink during that either. Was it hard? Yeah but it's a nice change and I really enjoyed the event and not feeling like sh*t the next day. I'm just not making a big deal about it. There's no need. And if you're wondering why in the hell I would do something like that, it's because I don't like feeling bad and in turn that takes time away from my daughter. To me, that's completely inexcusable. She doesn't deserve that. Neither does Andrea. I'll move on. :)

On Friday's show:

-Dan is going on a trip by himself

-Always do a gay scenario

-Tom wants powder

-Dan isn’t drinking for 30 days

-EJ wants to take Tom to the FSU game

-What can Tom get his pop pop for his 90th bday

-Puerto Rican listener compares himself to Tom and Dan

-Is that a permanent wig?

-Women spray doo doo too

-Michael Waltrip calls us

-First time in AMT history Tom drinks a beer and Dan doesn’t

-Mailing thank you cards

-Nail through the balls at BK

-78 poop books

-Ghosts poop smoke

Thanks to all of you for listening and special thanks to all of you who joined us yesterday for the BDM Summer Party. You continue to solidify my thinking that we have that best listeners in the universe and it's always a fun time when I get to hang with you guys. (Drinking or not.) Tom and I both hope that you had an amazing time yesterday and partied safe. And as a side note, you guys raised a butt-load of cash for the Yellow Brick Road Foundation. Thank you all for your kind donations and for being the most generous group of "scumbags" in the world. 

All the best and we'll talk to you in the morning! 

d

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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

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It's the latest version of "A Gentleman's Guide to Manliness." That's about it.

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Good Saturday morning kids! 

Dan here, coming at you from my kitchen table. There was no sleeping in this particular Saturday. I'm afraid that my insomnia is back and I was up at about 5:30am this morning with my mind racing and a constant feeling of anxiety. It's blows but I'm sure there are tons of other people that experience the same thing and can relate. 

Yesterday we got to 'cast one of Tom's dream shows. Most of you know that Tom has and more than likely will always be obsessed with jobs and business. It's one of the things that makes him so damn good at what he does for our company. For a while now, he has been wanting to do a "Shark Tank style" show where we have local businesses come into the studio and pitch to real people who have been on the television show Shark Tank. Needless to say, we had a fantastic group of folks who pitched to us and we had a damn good time chatting with all of them. 

On this week's show:

-Shark Tank edition

-James’ children’s cd

-The P3 idea

-Surf Wax idea

-Deli Fresh Threads

-Porn blog

-Dan’s drunk shark

Thanks to all of the fine folks who participated and we hope that you enjoy this OVERSIZED show as much as we enjoyed creating it for you. 

All the best and have a fantastic weekend! 

d

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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

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