A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
The most mediocre time you'll ever have.

Hi everyone,

Welcome to the 90s. After listening to this show, you'll understand why. We have a crazy week with the Film Premiere. Thanks to everyone for coming out. The movie will be available to download soon, so keep an eye out for that.

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*Crystal Stops By

*Movie Premiere Recap

*Bill the Comedian Debuts

*Seth Returns

*Hippogate Talk

*Seth's Date Comes On

*Lee's Dad Calls In

*Lee's Dad Reads Tom and Dan Fan Fiction Pt. II

*Weed Strain Name Game

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This may have been my favorite show. My dream as a kid was to work on Howard Stern. Now after doing this show...I think I've made it. I've never had to leave the room during a segment but there's a first time for everything. Hope to see a lot of you tomorrow for Record Store Day. Going to be a ton of fun. 

LISTEN TO THE NEW SLEEP ALBUM!

Hail Iommi,

Lee

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"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies."

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Lee and rappers. 

Enjoy!

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Oh boy,

This show got off the rails quick. One of the more interesting and bizarre guests stopped by. You're really gonna enjoy this show. Other than that, it has been a crazy week. Tom and Dan have been all over the city promoting the documentary. Tickets are still available for the Dr. Phillips Center show (shameless plug). 

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-Doo Doo Flies are Back.

-Kirk, the Documentary Director, Stops By.

-Tom and Dan Fan Fiction.

-Pee-Pee Cup.

-Hold in a Fart and Explode.

-Kids in Bars.

-Lee's Fake New Friday Game.

-Hand-Job Genie Comes In.

-Bubba Calls the Show.

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Lots of HJ conversations on the show today. Hopefully, you learn something new. Hope to see you all at both film premieres. Now I'm off to Porkies with Sam and look at all the nice food I can't eat because I'm stupid and eating healthy.

Listen to the Melvins.

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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

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"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies."

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Beantown doesn't mean Boston on this show. Lee here with your Friday Free Show recap. Oh man, was it all over the place. It's also a long one, as we went over 3 hours. I'm exhausted and I didn't do anything.

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-The Origins of Sweet Pea from Popeye

-A Mediocre Documentary Talk

-Dan Got His Medical Marijuana Card

- A Tom Song is Audio Nightmare

-Dan Got High and Created a Game

-No Time to be Racist

-Oral Experts

-Connor McGregor's Freakout

-Zombie Raccoons

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Tickets went on sale for the Tom and Dan documentary on April 18th at the Dr. Phillips Center. Make sure you pick them up because it's going to be a ton of fun. There's even an after-party, oh la la. I'm gonna dress real pretty to impress you. Yes, you. Now I'm off to continue eating healthy and missing the taste of good ol' fried food. Tune in to Twitch this Sunday for WrestleMania!

Listen to Faith No More

#pushharper

-Lee

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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

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"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies."

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Looks delicious, doesn't it?

Hopefully, you still say the same after the show today. It was a wild one but there's nothing wrong with that. All over the place and pretty loose. Don't take that in a dirty way, you perv.

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*Tom wants Pre-Stints

*Just Pickin' My D*ck

*Pop Socket Makes My Socket Pop

*Tom's Discovers His Expired Tag on Facebook

*Huge Mental Load

*Andrea is Bad at Deodorant

*Tom Gives Out Passes

*Black Tom Vann is Here

*Wu-Tang Vann

*Smartphones Create Anxiety

*Bedtime Routine

*X-Games Pope

*What's More Gay Game?

*Thomas the Tank Engine Remixes

*Doms and Subs

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Tom raps on the show today, finally. It's everything you've ever dreamed of. I'm on this low-sugar and no carb diet. I feel like I'm going to fall asleep while I write this, which I'm going to go do. Hope you all have a great Easter weekend. April is going to bring a lot of very cool things.

Listen to White Zombie!

Your new friend,

Lee

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