A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
The most mediocre time you'll ever have.

Hey, there gang and here's to the holiday weekend! Tom and I hope that you guys a wonderful time. We did the show a touch early this week because my Momma is recovering from her foot surgery and Tom and I were both going to out of town. (Not now. F'n weather is terrible here! Orlando is storm central.)

On this week's show:

-Quiz-Master Curtis Earth is here

-Bus vs. Man-Bus Trivia

-Ti**y club tacos 

-Dirty rhymes

-If we were crackers

-Busdeker has a theme song

-Hold on to your nukes

Thanks, kids. I'd spend more time on this, but I've got to head home and take care of the ladies. Don't forget that we're going to be releasing a BDM Show on Monday on Twitch ONLY. Yep - that's right! You can watch the entire thing with special guests Crystal Vann, Andrea Dennis, Abby Stassen, and a few callers pining for the title of "Tom and Dan's Best Wife Contest." 

Thanks for listening and we'll see you next week! 

d

Direct download: Show472-IfWeWereCrackers.mp3
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"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies." 

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Oh man...it's Fringe Week on AMT, ACT, an T&D Media. This got goofy. 

-Seth is here to talk about his trip to Paris

-Seth got sick again, possibly from eating butt

-No doo doo freckles

-One night butt

-Special video for Samantha

-The Toasted Theatre Company girls are here

-The Wheel of Fucking

-Edging

-Masturbation stories

-Spread the squid

-Seth watched a snuff film as a kid

-Are you smarter than Daniel’s daughter

-Pudgeball

See you next week!

d

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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

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"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies."

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Hi. Dan here.

Damn.

What a week. This has been one of the most tumultuously stressful weeks that T&D Media has ever seen. Truly. But so is business, and so is life. When you can't control every aspect, roadblocks are bound to happen. They make you more focused, more cautious, and healthy.

...

On this week's show:

-Texas Ranger whiskey and AIDS clip

-Bang! Energy drink

-Doctor vs. paintball man

-A paintball pimple

-Car umbrellas

-Black passy

-Tom’s theory= People are inclined to listen to people more that look like them

-Hog the helicopter pilot

-Murdercopter

-Desperate Amateurs 

-DJ Khaled d*ck stanks

-We da best pappas!

-I’ve got my underwear on!

-Tom split his pants cleaning out his gutters

Thanks so much for supporting the show and have a fantastic weekend.

d

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Category:general -- posted at: 5:56pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

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Hey and Happy Star Wars Day to you,

Another week in the books here. Can't believe how fast this year is flying by. Just last week it was St. Patrick's Day. Anyways, this was a pretty fun show. Sometimes the guests I book are good so take that, nerds.

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-SBK Calls

-Tom’s Worries for Tommy's Birthday

-Dan's Yanni Concert Experience

-Rappers Struggle and JellyRoll Come on the Show

-Big Milk

-E-mails with Samantha

-Lee's Fake News Game

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Thanks again to JellyRoll and Struggle for coming by and thanks to our buddy Denim White helping set that up. Two months of organizing and it was fantastic. I'm sure you all will really enjoy it. If not, you're probably the only one. Tomorrow is Cinco de Mayo. I'll be at Tijuana Flats in Clermont from 1 to 3. Come say hi. If you're out tomorrow, please don't drink and drive. Be safe and have a great weekend.

Listen to Debt Neglector!

HAGAS,

Lee

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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: NateBargetze.mp3
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"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies."

Direct download: AGGTM-AMERICANNINJAWATER.mp3
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