A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
The most mediocre time you'll ever have.

More notes tomorrow. - d

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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

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Friday. :)

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Hey there T&D family! 

Is everyone digging this rain ass weather as much as I am? I'm once again at the Dennis Family Breakfast nook typing this out and listening to a little bit of Lagwagon's latest album. (I'm not sure how many of you like Lagwagon or have their latest album but I personally think that it's f*cking fantastic. It's entitled "Hang." Get on it, dirtybirds!)

Yesterday was a really, really fun show. Why you might ask? I think a good majority of it had to do with the fact that I wasn't subconsciously drowning my post-holiday sorrows in massive amounts of alcohol. (I'm going to be real here and it might get a little heavy.) I think that I have a pretty regular decline every holiday where my alcohol consumption increases when dealing with Christmas and New Years. Is it because my Father is no longer here to celebrate with me and my new daughter? Perhaps. I'm not going to sit here and make excuses. The shows are not as much fun when I spend just as much time attempting to lubricate myself and a brain that I just can't seem to turn off as I do working. I was able to show restraint and moderation yesterday for the first time in a hot minute. I had more fun and I think the flow of the show was more fun for me and the gang. It might also help that there were no people hanging in the studio - it was honestly just back to the four of us shooting the sh*t. I can get down on that. We all hope that you had as much fun as we did. 

On yesterday's show:

-New song from DJ Dark Nasty

-Potty training

-Pharmacies

-Wish U Enjoy New Year song

-Tom has to bring the nanny to Colorado

-Ross got a snake

-Samantha’s crazy uber driver

-Donating sperm

-Awkward family situations

-Neck chop

-Django Jack it

-High pitched Ross

-Break the shark

-Soulja boy vs Chris Brown

-Bobby Brown’s intestines exploded

Like I said, I really hope that you guys have as much fun listening to this as Tom, Ross, Samantha and I all did creating it and I promise that the show will only get better and better. And for those of you in the BDM Facebook group that have been keeping up with me and the infamous "mystery" sound, I think that I finally beat it. It's more of a bandaid than a full on pinpoint and fix but at least for a while I don't think that we'll be having to deal with it. For those of you that grew to love our new friend some have referred to as the ghost - I apologize. Stuff like that can be fun - you know - when things are rough around the edges. There's a certain charm that comes with that but for me, this was more of just something that screamed unprofessionally and Tom and I really try to hit all marks when it comes to the audio quality of the show. But worry none the less, I'm sure that in just a small matter of time there will be another issue that creeps up and we can make "that one" the new drinking game. 

All love,

d

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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

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It's the latest version of "A Gentleman's Guide to Manliness." That's about it.

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Hey there gang! 

Tom and I both hope that this show finds you well! Once again, I'm coming at you via the Dennis family kitchen table. Maisie is on the floor right next to me building the world's tallest Duplo train. (Sorry if that's a little too "Dad" for you.) This is what my life is on Saturday mornings - coffee and legos. 

Yesterday was a lot of fun! It's always fun when we have old friends in to just hang and shoot it. Our good friends Lil' Red and British Lee stopped by to hang out and it was SO good to see both of them! Red will be moving soon to Chicago and many of you know that we will be losing a really great guy and Chi-town is gaining some great people. On to the show!

On yesterday's show:

-Last show of 2016

-Dusty Muscle Milk

-Christmas of nightmares

-Tom’s trip to Old Town

-Tom’s whole family got sick

-Death memes

-Rat house update

-Worst Christmas gifts

-Prank wars

-Old intern Lee is here

-Ross recaps the final Tumbleweed

-Dan push up challenge

-Ticket challenge for December

-Rat house remixes

-New Year’s resolutions

I hope you all have an outstanding last weekend of 2016 and I promise you that Tom and I will come back better than ever in the new year. We have a lot of new things planned and we think that things are only going to get better! 

Love you guys!

d

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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

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Tomorrow. 

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Thanks to all of you for listening and supporting the show! Tom and I have been having an f'n blast but alas it's time for a break. A much-needed break! Since we're pretty much the only folks pulling the strings here, it will be nice to not have to do anything for a few weeks. (Well, at least a week! We'll see how it goes. Haha...) For those of you that are "Founders," I'm currently at the studio getting everything ready for your arrival. I've got to say, Tom and I are pretty damned excited to have you guys take a peek at what you created! I'm SO stoked about this!!! We would be nothing without all of the great listeners that we have and obvious special thanks go to those of you who invested in our new studio space. It was sort of imperative with the new baby to get the studio out of my house. Andrea has been a saint putting up with us working there for the last couple of years but it was time to move on and grow. This has been a banner year for us and it has everything to do with you believing in us and our podcast/radio product. Expanding can be scary but you guys helped us every step of the way and I hope you know how much we appreciate that. Thanks again!  

On this week's show:

-Winnie the Pooh leaves a voicemail

-Boring motherf in a laundry room

-Dan test his palmed pills on Caesar

-Swinger pineapples

-Smoking cloves and bloody mattresses

-Tom lost his comb

-Genitals are your downstairs face

-Ross’ Rativity

-First time getting high/drunk

-Human garbage can

-Vulcan Shocker

-How bout no stink?

-Wawa battle

Thanks for listening - spread the word and I'm sure Tom and I will be seeing a great deal of you very, very soon. 

d

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