A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan Show
The most mediocre time you'll ever have.

The ants are back. What more do you need to know?


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Thanks to everyone for taking the time to download the show. On this week's show:

Alcoholics or not?

Gay Marriage.

666 Anniversary

Pictures of the Dashboard

Raking Leaves

What's wrong with Tim Armstrong?

The World's Greatest Cheater



No Gurarantees.

Thansk to everyone and we'll see you next week!


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All love and thanks to the Orlando Improv and to Comedian Dan Cummins for taking the time to stop by the show. We had him in about a year ago and he's always a fantastic guest! Thanks Dan - you're the man and we look forward to having you in again any time that you're in town. 

On today's show:

The Orlando Improv Event

Subway Stinks

Eating "Inside" of fast-food restaurants

Rupe calls in


Strangers with Candy

Disciplining Kids


Firing people

Porn audio

Calling Justin, VP of Cigar City Brewing


Thanks guys! Have a fantastic weekend and we can't wait to hang with all of you at out 6th year anniversary party! Make sure and mark the date - March 14th - at Ember, downtown Orlando. 

All love,



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Happy 300th "scumbags!" - d

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Thanks so much to Harland Williams and to the Orlando Improv for bringing him by! We love having the comedians in and Harland was fantastic and a very gracious guest! He's got 1 show tonight - 2 shows on Friday - 2 shows on Saturday - and 1 early show on Sunday. For tickets call the Orlando Improv at 407-480-5233 or hit up their website at www.TheImprovOrlando.com. We'll see you all tomorrow for a brand new "A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan."



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It's always a blast when Steven Kramer stops by to chat about style and all things that he considers "manly" and today was no exception. We WILL say that much like the other times that Steven has joined us that we went completely off the rails. So much so that we ended in a giant laughing mess. As always, thanks to Steven for stopping by and chatting with us and we hope that you enjoy this little Wednesday extra show treat!


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Thanks to everyone for taking the time to download, support and hang with "A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan" today. Today was old school and really, really fun. Thanks kids…you guys are too frigg'n cool! We were more than happy to have Samantha back from her honeymoon. Much love to both Ross and Samantha for both setting aside life-stuff to be with us each week. Thanks guys!

On this week's show:

Jeff is here and Tom gave him a billboard.

Sam's Honeymoon

Don't pee in your blob pouch.

Big Boob Alarm

IRS Scam

Pop Pops Email Scam - Stella Angelstone

Getting caught staring

Jeff's YouTube Channel - https://www.youtube.com/user/JeffHowell12

Relationship Advice


Call to Tiffany - 6 Year Anniversary

Tom & Tiff Bet

The Great "Weigh Off."

http://www.podcastawards.com/ - make sure that you vote for us for "People's Choice."

Thanks for listening and hanging with us. You guys are the coolest and we're really glad that you're with us. 



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They sprung this on us last minute so this is copied from his website but he was a hell of a nice guy! Thanks to Chris and to the guy over at the Orlando Improv for making this happen. Here's a little bit more about Chris: Chris Franjola is a writer/comedian born and raised on Long Island who now lives and works in Los Angeles.  He’s currently a writer and a regular performer on E!’s hit show “Chelsea Lately.”  Chris also starred on the critically acclaimed scripted comedy series “After Lately,” which aired for three seasons on E! He is also the host of the Sons of Anarchy aftershow Anarchy Afterword, airing live on FX. When he isn’t busy writing and acting, he’s performing stand-up on the road, headlining venues all over the country.  Before Chelsea Lately, Chris wrote for other shows, including Family Guy, the MTV Video Music Awards, and the original Chelsea Handler Show.

We really didn't talk much about that because we were too busy shooting the "S."



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This week, we were back in the saddle with an all new show, tons of meetings, and lots of new business for "A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan." We've always got something going on but this week we were really working hard on the new BDM parties that we've got to plan for fine members. 

If that wasn't enough, we were lucky enough to have the Improv bring by comedian and pop cultural icon Dave Coulier from Full House and our personal favorite show "America's Funniest People." Special thanks to Dave for being so cool and love, as always, to the fine folks at the Improv for bringing him by the studio. We got a real solid, candid, and real 45 minutes with him just shooting it and it was really great! I've said it before and I'll say it again, Tom and I are able to talk to a lot of these guys unlike any of our contemporaries because we're more concerned about making it entertaining for you - not stay "on schedule." 

Well, I was going to type more but the wife is yelling at me and saying that I've got to get ready to head to Cigar City in Tampa for today's first Tampa meet-up! We hope to see all of you there!



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