A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
The most mediocre time you'll ever have.

So before we let loose on anything that might be "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan" we do a bit a warm up. It's just easier that way. Since we've been doing "A Mediocre Time", we've sort of become used to just letting things fly! It's so much more fun than the radio world that we lived in for years. No schedule - no hard commercial times - no program directors telling us what the hell to do - none of that. In order to get into that mindset (that we've forgotten) we decided that a warm up segment would be the best way to go. 

These are those tapes. 

Have a fantastic Holiday and we'll see you guys in the New Year!



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Thanks to all of you for downloading the show, rating us on iTunes, and taking the time to hang with us this afternoon! I really think that lately we're regressing and really going back to our "T&D Roots." Today we had Tiffany, Medijocre, Tiff's boyfriend, Ross, and Samantha. Needless to say, it was another old school "A mediocre Time with Tom and Dan." 

On today's show:

Dan's going to be a Dad

Tiffany is HERE!

Tom's questions about marijuana 


Nigerian Bad Sex Fiction

"Horse Wife"


Orlando - Home of Lizards + Twitter

Swingers Cove

Tom wants fitness advice

Thanks again, folks! We'll see you again for one more show before the holidays! 



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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

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Thanks to everyone for taking the time to download and support the show! Today was the epitome of the "old school, off the rails, Tom and Dan show." Lots of tangents - lots of phone calls - and lots of crazy. Special shout out to all of the BDM's for supporting the show and keeping the T&D Studio up and running! You guys are truly the best listeners in the world.

On today's show:

Tom's torture

Cruise itinerary

"Kid Swap"

stuffing dollars

Did you say terror t's?

Lee's a squatter - Cannonball Lee

Jonesin' for a Bonesin'

Complaints about Ross yelling at everyone

Andy (Logic Man) stops by…



Tandom Orgy

Uber and why Orlando is ruining it.

Thanks again for listening and we'll see you guys next week!



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Hey there guys! Happy Friday to all of you! We had a great show today just f'n around and we're really, really glad that you guys took the time to download or join us live. It's been a while since we've had a "regular old show" and today was a perfect example of that. 

On this week's show:

Dil-der Sleeve

Dan is the "B*ner Man"

Rachel and "The T&D Dating Game."

"All of our callers are drunks."


"Push it Out."


Horrible Bosses

Christmas Traditions

Baby Talk


Thanks to all of our guest for stopping by! Thanks to Lachlan Patterson for stopping by there studio and giving us a super fun interview. Thanks to Myke Herlihy for stopping by to chat about the 2014 roast of Santa. We'll see you guys next week!

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Happy Thanksgiving!

- t&d

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There's so much going on! Tom and I are sitting in the studio right now, putting the finishing touches on all things "T&D" and everything that is one of the busiest weekends of our lives. 

For those of you that are coming out to Ember Orlando tonight, it will be more than good to see you!!! For those of you that will be at the "Tom & Dan Bad @ Business BeerFest" tomorrow - it will ALSO be good to see you!!! And for those for you that made it the entire weekend and will see us Sunday at "Sofa and Suds" in Sanford on Sunday…let's just say that you are truly soldiers and we're glad to be hanging with you! 

We'll be honest with you…today's show was odd because we have so much going on. We didn't know whether it was good…bad…good…bad…bad…good…whatever the hell. Let's just say that for ever little victory that you think that you have with a small business - there are at least 1000 setbacks and things that can go wrong. Moving on…

On this week's show: 

Bob's Big Jim Peppermint

Guy Torry


Tom's Treasure Chest

Blame Everything on the Listeners

Witch T's

Pain Pills

Tom Hates Fun

Tom Vann - Racist Scientist

Thanks to all of you for your support and for listening to the show! 

We'll see you at some point this weekend!



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So tired. Tomorrow. Sorry.

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Hey there guys! How's things?

Thanks to everyone for supporting the show and downloading! You guys are nothing short of stellar! Thanks to the Orlando Improv and Mary Lynn Rajskub for stopping by the studio today! Great stuff! Make sure and go check her out and tell her that Tom & Dan sent you!

On today's show:

"General Obesity"

Tom's a Walking Meme

Tom and Dan Beerfest

"The Curse of the Stooge"


Jason Muese

Thanks for listening and we'll see you guys next week!



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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

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First of all, thanks to all of you for taking the time to download and support the show. Tom and I have had a ton of stuff going on lately and we're really excited about some of the newer things that should make light in the next couple of months. We think that you're really going to like what's going on. 

With all of that said, never before have we had a guest on the show that seemed to be more polarizing than comedian Carlos Mencia. We knew that going in but I guess what was the most surprising was the fact that a lot of people weren't even interested in anything that the guy had to say. Nothing.

I'm pretty proud of our interview and the fact that we did not shy away from anything and we let him tell his side. I don't think it was our place to say who's right or who's wrong; that's not our world. (If you'd like to talk radio hacks - I can do that all day long. Seriously. Haha…) Carlos told his side of the "joke stealing" deal and you can choose to either believe him or not. This is going to sound a little F'd up but I could care less about the whole thing. I did get the feeling that everyone wanted us to attack him right out of the box but I'm not sure what that would have accomplished other than just alienating the good relationship that we've been able to forage as an indie show with the Orlando Improv venue. We're not here to be corporate shills either but I thought the interview, like him or not, was compelling and different side of what most of us have already been told. At least we can say that at one time we sat down with the most hated comic in the world. Of corse WE'RE talking about Ross. ;) We'll see you kids next week!



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Thanks to everyone for downloading and for joining us live for today's "A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan" podcast! Today was pure chaos! we've had a bit of a rough day but everything got better she we cracked the mic and tried to "get it all out."

On today's show:

Listening and mowing

The "Bee Tree"

BK Kids Club

Schminken on Kids Faces

Liberian IHOP

Lina is Senile

"Brain Freeze"

Snoop Dogg's Family Reunion

Dad Mistakes

Abraham Schminken

It's just vapor!


Thanks again for listening and Tom and I will see you guys next week!



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Thanks to everyone for taking the time to download the show! We've really been having a great time on the show lately and thanks as always to the Orlando Improv for the help and for bringing Jay to the studio. He was so fun and real! He and his sister are the f'n real deal! Such good folks and we were more than happy to have them hang out with us! Much appreciated.

On today's show:

Bundle of Drug Candies

Tom Vann Expriment

Ross relives his 7-11 days

Tourette's Man


Chester Huffingpuff

All "Close Enough's"

Thanks for taking the time to download and we'll see all of you guys next week!


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It's one of the longest shows that we've ever done. Please enjoy...Bat Boy.

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Thanks so much to the Orlando Improv and to Tom Segura for coming and being a part of the show! It's very rarre that we get a fellow podcaster on the show - especially a podcaster who has been really, really successful at their craft. We love doing what we're doing and in the same vein, it's amazing to have another 'caster in here who is f'n killing it at the craft. If you haven't checked out his and his wife's podcast, then you've been living under a rock:


Peep that link and get in on it. 

On this week's show: 

Thanks to Tom. The better Tom.

Tom analyzes accents.

Captain Condom

High School Reunions

Quality T-Shirts

Ross is a doomsday prepper

Tom's blood test


The Parkinson Brothers

P Onions


Thanks to everyone for downloading the show and for being so cool! You guys are the reason that we do this and we couldn't not be happier at the way that things are going. Seriously. We love you and I'll see many of you guys tonight at The Orlando Improv to see Tom Segura!



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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

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First and for most, thanked to all of of you for listening to the show! We seriously can't thank you enough! We have the best listeners in the world. As we all sit and watch the world of Orlando radio swirl in strange directions, isn't it great to have a nice little stable home that's only worried about making you laugh and smile? Yeah. We think that too. It's all out of the bag now but we are planning a "A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan Cruise" and you can find all of the info HERE: TomandDanCruise.com Make sure that if you're even the least bit interested in going that you fill out the form or call now! I'm going to go out on a limb and say that we are going to sell out of spots on this and it's going to be freaking amazing! TomandDanCruise.com

Other than that, on this week's show:


Cancer Cat - Garage Door

"Polly" Shore

"If we'd interviewed them."

Born Again Class

Bad at Calls

Australia - Fake Callers

Ron the Banker and his candy

Mustard on Pizza Rolls

Too afraid to call.

"Some say fear - some say respect."

Thanks to all of you for listening and for being a part of what we do. All love to the guys at TrinityTattoo.com for the amazing artwork that they brought to us of the studio. Andrea and I just got done hanging it in the studio and it looks amazing! You guys are fantastic and we're so glad that you're sponsoring the "Tom and Dan Cruise."

We'll see you next week!



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It's a great show. Just listen too it. Way too tired to type this out.


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Just a very, very, very simple and back to basic type of show. Sadly we were without Samantha this week, as she is taking in a concert. Other than that - it's just 3 dudes just shooting it and hanging out and having a good time. We hope that you enjoy. On a special side note, we'd like to thank all of you for making "A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan" the 23 most downloaded Comedy podcast in all of the land. So yeah. There's that. 

Thanks for listening and supporting the show and we'll see you next week!



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Thanks to everyone for taking the time to download and check out the show! We really appreciate it!

I'm tired so I'm just going to leave it up to you guys to fill out these show notes. Cool?

Thanks again for listening and we'll see you tonight at Ember Orlando or next week!



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Thanks to everyone who took the time to download, participate, and listen to the show. We're so lucky to have the greatest group of listeners EVER and the fact that you guys are all part of this is fantastic. Thanks again for being a part of this. On the forefront of this cast, please let me tell you that we're welcoming our friend SBK into the independent broadcasting wilderness. We love him and we're meow than excited to welcome him! If you haven't already checked out the SBKLIVE show, do yourself a favor and check him out. Just search for SBKLIVE in iTunes and if you do, please give them love and let them know that we here at "A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan" love them and love indie broadcasting beside them. 

So yes. This week, Tom gets drunk and it's pretty f'n epic. 

On this week's show:


Tom's riddled with anxiety

Grape Blue-dini

Toms Heart Attack

Ross' workout

Patty and the pickles

Bad birthday parties

Bully advice

Porn Audio


Thanks again guys! We love you and we'll see you next week.



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We're going to apologize right now for the length of the show. Many of you have said that you want the longest show possible but we actually try to make all of them around 2 hours - tops! The problem with mandating something like that is that you seem to suck out all of the spontaneity that you might get in just letting the show go where it wants to go. Take today, for example; today's show was already off the rails from the insanely candid interview with Pablo Francisco but Tom and I also had TWO brand new shows from Orlando based punk band "Teen Agers" to debut. We already had a ton on our plate. Add in emails and phones calls from complete pathological liars and you've got the makings of the longest show in "Tom and Dan" history. Seriously! We were pushing like 3 hours at the end of this deal. Throw in a few new sponsors and a few attempts to pay the bills and we were staring a full 180 minutes right in the eyes! We wouldn't have left it this long if you guys hadn't have told us that the longer the better so for those of you that filled out our survey a few weeks ago - you have no one to blame but yourselves. 

Thanks again to the Orlando Improv for bringing by Pablo and Alex! Please go check those guys out. If you've never been to the Orlando Improv, you're really missing out! And for those of you that usually make it all the way through the show, you're going to get an extra special interview with Shawn Waynas. He's one hell of a nice guy but since he really wasn't telling us anything that we didn't already know - we put him in the back of the interview. Sorry kids. Fair is fair.

Love to you all.



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On this week's show we recap the big BDM bash that we had last weekend, the 2014 Orlando Weekly Best of Orlando Awards, talk to a few comics, and now I'm going on a cruise. Love ya. - dan

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Hey there dudes! We're going to make this one really, really, really short one because I have to head out to dinner with my wife and we've got a BDM event tomorrow and I'm trying to get a little bit of me time. It's funny because people always think that we sort of screw around and everything is all fun and games but it's really not like that - we do actually work. Today's show was a lot of fun but I will have to realize that when I don't drink during the week, and then I start to drink on Friday's it will get me drunk super, super, super fast. I have curbed all of my drinking during the week and now when I have a few beers I'm a total light weight. Wowie! 

On this week's show:

Hate the hippies

Beyond Scared Straight Video

Magic Money Socks

Tom's Hotdog Shame

SeaDoo BJ

Killer Bees

What's happening in the black community?

Tom & Dan Video Game

Marble Mouth Madness

D-Rugg call

Well lit belly button

Thanks for listening guys! We love you and we'll see all of you BDM's tomorrow!



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Thanks to all of you for joining us today on "A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan." First of all, we would love to thank all of the people that voted for us in the "Orlando Magazine Best Of" awards which ended in us being awarded third place! This is amazing to us considering that Orlando Magazine is considered a little bit more of an affluent publication. We are honored to be apart of a crew consisting of Johnny's House from XL106.7 and The Philips Phile from Real Radio 104.1 - 2 of the best  shows in Orlando. We are honored and we're not even on radio. Thanks Orlando Magazine!

On this week's show:

Tom Vann Personality Change

Buried alive with the tube

Crushed under cement

Show@TomandDan.com for Advertising

Johnny's Burger Bash

Tom and Sam - "Just Let Me Know."

Wine Blind - Helen Cellar

Do "The Tim."

"Not Safe for Little Ear."

Sir Peefingers


"I don't like mixing my hungry and horny."

Spraying the Ballz

Thanks to all of you for taking the time to check us out and be a part of the show. You guys are the greatest listeners in the world! Truly. We are SO lucky and love the fact that all of you are along for this ride.

See you next week…



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Thanks to everyone for taking the time to download. This was the first time in quite a long time that we've done what we would classify as a "regular" show - just the 4 of us shooting it.

On this week's show:

Tom & Ross have the exact same haircut

Emails (JUMBO edition)

Great Barrier Q....

Tom's Super Hero Business Model

Big Ol' Tesla

Muppet Babies 

"So You Wanna Be a Super Hero 2.0"

Thanks again for taking the time to download and support the show. Make sure that you tell a friend about it and keep checking TomandDan.com for all of the latest merch and for all things Tom & Dan. 

Don't forget to check me out on SBKLIVERADIO.com! I was lucky enough to be on their show this past week and it was a frigg'n blast. Check out "A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan" on Real Radio 104.1 and on that note…we'll see you guys next week. 



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Thanks so much to all of you for taking the time to download and be a part of the show. And, before we forget, Happy 4th of July! Today, Tom decided to celebrate America by having listeners to the show call in and tell us the horrible experiences that they'd had in other parts of the globe. Did it work? You be the judge. Personally, I'm still waiting on a ruling from judge Tom and the winner will receive a t-shirt and other Tom & Dan gear! (Obviously this is quite the departure for Tom as back in the day you could never get him to part with one of his precious f'n Tom & Dan shirts!)

On this week's show:

Tom and Dan's Tribute to America

Call Ross! He's Late!

Mexico Hell Story-The B.A.N.

South Korea - No Pants

Haitian Adoption Story

Germany Story - The Stripper Scam

Leo - Venezuela Real Man

Katy Perry's Big Balloons

Thanks again to all of you for listening and taking the time to download the show. We love you guys and we'll see you Wednesday for the NEW "A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan" show on Real Radio 104.1. It's debuts Wednesday nights at 7pm and will replay on Saturday mornings at 10am. Thanks to all of you for the support. Without the support and the created popularity we would never have the chance to even do anything like this. We're excited to bring more shows to you guys. Thanks again.



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Thanks to all of you for taking the time to either tune in to us live or download the show! We love you guys and we're so glad to have you guys along for this "mediocre" ride. So by this time, most of you know that we've got a new show coming out on Real Radio 104.1. THIS WILL NOT CHANGE ANY OF OUR SHOWS AT ALL. Not at all. We can not say this enough. The idea of even doing this show was never to change anything that we have that's already awesome and something that we love. The purpose is to do nothing more than to give a little bit more exposure to the shows that we already love. Combine that with the fact that we own it and well - you've got something that's truly NOT mediocre. So there's that. 

Please enjoy the show and Tom and I will see you next week!

All the best,



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First of all, thanks to all of you for your patience during the past week or so. It's been tough to say the very least but the amount of love and the amount of donations that we've seen from you guys is nothing short from attending. Truly. You guys are the greatest listeners in the world and Tom and Tom's family can not thank you enough. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. If you've got a few bucks that you'd like to lend help out, please go to DaisyVann.com and make a donation. One more time…thank you.

On this week's show:

Tom addresses his absence and DaisyVann.com

Door-to-door Poll Man Feels Uncomfortable

Dan had to buy monitors

"Dread length is important."

The Gump Run

Suck my Cochlea

We'll see you guys next week! Thanks for all of the wonderful, wonderful support.



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We're really sorry guys, but today's LIVE "A Mediocre Time with Tom & Dan" show will not go down as planned. Tom is off dealing with a family emergency so we're unable to record. (Crystal and the baby are fine. And please do us a favor and curb your want to tweet or Facebook him right now. Thanks.)

Our apologies for no new show. Please enjoy these free BDM shows as a little token of our gratitude to all who support us and help us do what we do. You guys are the best! 



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Off the rails? A little bit. It's not that often that we get an amazing surprise like a vista from "Jimmy #159." And it's also not that often that we get a visit from our "3rd Musketeer" and resident genius MediJocre. And then we got a visit from Tom's son Thomas! It was hells-a-poppin! But we made it through it and now it's all for you to enjoy or not. Thanks for listening, guys!

On today's show:

Tom's "doo-doo" belly shelf

Jimmy #159

Pizza "pre-talk"

Hemorrhoid Chasers

"The Pizza Challenge"

Used Jordan's


Off-duty over-zealous cop

Jack-man Begins

Thanks again guys! Your dedication and loyalty for the show is something that is truly amazing for me and Tom. We've been in radio or broadcasting for collectively over 25 years and it's more than amazing to have you guys along for the ride. We're having a blast and we're super proud to try and make you guys laugh.

See you next week!



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Today we had the pleasure of having comedian Jo Koy on the show! (Many of you might know him from Comedy Central, the television show "Chelsea Lately, guest spots on "The Adam Carolla Podcast," and from touring all over this fine nation of ours.) As with most of the comedians that we interview, I will say that Jo exceeded all expectations! Not only was he hilariously funny but he was also one hell of a great guy! Much love and thanks not only to him and his lovely girlfriend but also to Alex and the Orlando Improv for providing Jo with transportation to our studio. We've been getting more and more of these big name comics on the program and we know that we have all of you "scumbags" to thank for that. Apparently you guys are purchasing tickets and going to the shows and that's a fantastic thing! You help out the Improv and that helps us. It's a fantastic little relationship that we've got going here and lets do our best to keep it going! (If you're going to any of Jo's shows this weekend, make sure that you wear some T&D gear and let him know that you heard him on the show. I'm almost positive that the Improv and Jo would love to know that you got a chance to hear him.) If you need tickets or more information, call 407-480-5233 or head over to TheImprovOrlando.com. Great folks and if you've never been, it's a great room!


On today's show:

BDM Party Preview?

Dan almost dies from shrimp

Ross - Pepper Pants or Pepper Pockets

Ross' News


Coochie Cutters


Thanks again for downloading and supporting the show! It really does mean more than we could ever say. We try at times but words just don't express the amount of pride and gratitude that we have for the show and for those of you that support us. So until next time, be sure and follow us on Twitter - @AMediocreTime, search for us on Facebook, and we'll see you next week!



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On today's show we celebrate Tom's new baby boy Tommy and the fact that we've been doing this show for the past 5 years! I'm going to spare you the ultra-long list of what we talked about but I will let you know that it was hella fun being back in the studio for the live show and we had Orlando's own "The Sh-Booms" on to talk about soul and dating! Hahaha! We hope that all of you will join us tomorrow night at Ember downtown starting at 7pm. All of the details are HERE! 

We love you guys and can't wait to see each and everyone of you to celebrate the fact that we did it! We're a living and breathing, independent broadcasting company and we have only all of you that listen to thank for that!

See you tomorrow!



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This week, Tom Vann - Dad Man - is currently enjoy the birth of his new little boy Tommy. In preparation because we had a great deal of time to plan, Tom (yes Tom!) put together a list of his favorite show moments from the past 5 years. Some are old. Some are "origin stories." Some are bits that are just so dang good that you've got to keep listening to them over and over and over. Unlike what we used to do at the Quarry, we actually took a great deal of time to prepare this show for you and to select things that we thought would really make your Friday morning better. Special thanks and love to Samantha for doing 99% of the editing and gathering on this track and from all of us here at "A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan," we really hope you enjoy every minute of it!

Have a great weekend and we'll be back LIVE next week!



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Today might end up being the final show that Tom does with no baby. Contrary to what everyone else thinks, I think it's going to be great and I wish them nothing but the best. Today was hell on the airwaves in the fact that we had a packed house, did emails and news, and our special guest Seth Petruzelli stopped by to tell us what he's been doing since retiring from MMA. 

On today's show: 

Caesar in an SOB

Country Bear Jamboree



Blind Wipers


Breast Feeding

Dan's Dream

The Old Dog Tail Bomb

Seth Petruzelli

Mellow Mushroom-Mighty Meaty

Symphony of Skin


Grappling Tourney Master Class

Seth's Porkasaurus

Whales Exploding

Junkies Reunion @ Yacht Club


Thanks to all of you fur downloading the show and supporting us. It truly means more than we could ever explain to all of you. We do this 100% independently and our only backers are us. AND YOU! You guys are 100% the reason that we're on the air. Without all of you that listen, download, and invest in the show, we would not be able to do this. Massive thanks to all of you! See you next week for a very special Tom and Dan show!



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So we had Brandon T. Jackson on the show today. We've really fallen into an awesome groove with the comedians that we've have in on the show lately. Thanks so much to The Orlando Improv for providing the rides over to the studio and for making these great interviews happen. If you really like what we're doing, if you really like the fact that we're having all of these great comedians in on the show, then you owe it to the Improv to head out there and take in a comedy show. Trust us when we tell you that you will LOVE the venue and LOVE all of the great comics that they bring to Orlando.

If that wasn't enough, we were lucky enough to have our friend Brian or Bull from the BS on the show today! We knew that this guy was still in the market and we're more than happy to know that he's doing so well! We hope that you all enjoy today's show and make sure that you check out TomandDan.com for all of the new merch that we 're offering at this time. Lambo tanks are back in stock we also have the new "P-Admiral" shirt that will more than likely never be printed again. (It's for animals.)

Have a great weekend, guys and we'll see you next week!



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It's more than amazing having Jeff Howell on the show for a second time. We know that we sort of drug our feet a bit when we invited him for the first appearance and we damn didn't want to wait that long again. Jeff is a great friend and one of the people we miss the most from our times at Real Radio.

On a bit of a side note, all of the info regarding our 5 year anniversary "Soulabration" were released yesterday to BDM Members. This in no way means that our event is BDM only. I repeat, THIS IS AN EVERYONE IS INVITED EVENT. I just wanted to make sure and give that to all of you in writing so there's no question or issues. And yes, the event is at Ember in downtown Orlando and is on May 17th at 7pm. And yes, it is 100& FREE! You'll have to wait just a touch to get all the rest of the details but I assure you that you're really going to like it. (I might or might not have accidentally mis-scheduled a Tweet that went out Thursday night that had all of the information in it. For those of you that saw that, you can't thank technology and me not wearing my glasses for that one. Oh well!) There have also been a few people that say they did not get the info sent to them and they know for a fact that they're BDM members in good standing. (Gross. Only animals stand. Kidding.) If this is the case, please shot an email to Show@TomandDan.com and I'll look into that for you. Ok. Here we go!

On today's show:

Shout Out to P-nut

Dead Dad's Club

Mucus Plug

Dad Burps

The Bread Basket

Nanny Tales

D Gun

Tim - Juggalo Power

"Too Small to Even Care."

The Clam Hammer

Watching People Waste Time

To Catch a Pedophile

5 Year Anniversary

Mush The Horse

As always, major love and thanks to all of our guests for stopping by and being a part of the show. Also major love and thanks to all of you that download, listen live, buy the merch, show up to the events, and tell your friends about the show. Tom and I have a bit more news to share with you but alas we really can't talk about it just yet. We really think you're going to like it though and we're chomping at the bit to tell all of you. See, that's the best thing about this job. You guys are all part of it and are all part of the success of what we do. Even though we know that we're a very small upstart and we have a ton to do and learn, we're completely lucky to have each and every one of you around for the ride. We hope that you're getting a kick out of the entertainment that we provide and trust me when I tell you that this is only the beginning. 

See you next week!




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Thanks so much to all of you who tuned in today and by tuned in I mean people that used your free "Mediocre App" to stream the show to your mobile device. Today was a frigg'n blast!

We start the entire show off with an amazingly awesome and eye opening interview with tour (soon to be retired) comedian "The Amazing Jonathan." I'm sure almost all of you will remember this guy from the late 80's and early 90's. Thanks so much to the Orlando Improv for bringing him by the studio so we could do a full 45 minute sit down with him. Trust us when we tell you that you're not going to want to miss the stories that he told us. A crazier interview we have never had! Thanks again to Jonathan for being such a great guest and we hope to talk to him again in the near future. That was only the beginning. 

On today's show:

The Amazing Jonathan Interview

Ross' is mad at Tom & Dan for "Comic Blocking"

Ross' News

Congo Robot Traffic Cop

P-Riot Gets Whipped

Andrew Allen Interview - the guy who makes our themes! Check him out at KeysWithSoul.com or at bit.ly/jazzhero

Jimmy #159 checks back in for #259

Thanks again to all of you for checking out the show, telling your friends, and for the constant support. We're in need of more BDM members to help keep this thing going. If you're not already getting the 2 extra shows a week, 2 free parties a year, and other excluding BDM shiz…head on over to TomandDan.com and make it happen! We'll do our best to make you love every minute of it!

All the best,


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Today was an amazing example of a completely off the rails show. Did we have fun? YES! It was an amazingly wonderful release that I think we all needed. We’ve been so busy lately and I know that having to travel with a pregnant wife could be a bit stressful for Tom so this was a fantastic “pre-travel” day. What’s odd is when we have to do a show early. Why is it early? Partly because no matter how many times we tell you guys we’re taping early…you don’t remember. And partly because it sort of throws us ALL off. It just does. We’re used to doing the “Friday Free Show” on Fridays. That’s why we call it the “Friday Free Show.” There’s really no other reason. If it was the “Wednesday Free Show”…well…shit…you get the idea. So yeah…what was on the agenda today? We have no idea. What was the topic at hand? We have no idea. But it was fun and we really think that you’ll like it. Please enjoy and we’ll see you guys next week.

Special thanks to Ross and Tony Rage for taking the time to hang!

Have a great weekend!


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Thanks for taking in the show today. We really, really do appreciate you guys and we're glad that you joined us. Today was a fairly normal normal show although I will say that I dropped the ball in not producing a "Doctor Ross" theme song. I really wanted to have that happen before we hit him with more medical questions …but well…yeah. We've been busy. Thanks guys…we really appreciate you guys listening and supporting the show. 


You guys are the best and on that note…I'm going to now take my wife to dinner.


All love,




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Welcome to the show and thanks once again for taking the time to download it!

We're sorry that we had to do the show a day earlier but Tom and I will be heading to Seattle on Friday to take in a Sounders soccer match and then we're off to Portland to do the same. It's all part of us being the brand ambassadors for Orlando City Soccer. It should be a good time and we will be taping a few BDM Member's shows once we've settled in to the respective cities. 


On today's show:

Door to door

Craig's List Irish Rapper Interview


The Supervillains


Thanks to every one for supporting the show and we'll see you guys next week when we get back from our travels.


All the best,




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Today started off a little different than a lot of the days we have in the studio. Harkening back to our morning radio days, Tom and I met super, super early because Tom had set up an interview LIVE in the studio. Most of you that listen on the regular know that almost everything that we do, we do LIVE and during the recorded show. Now, let's be clear with something; we don't do this because we don't like pre-recorded interviews. It's just sort of the pattern of behavior that we've fallen into. Which is completely ironic because most of you don't catch the show live anyway…so who the fuck cares! Hahaha. With that said, we had the opportunity to have touring comedian Dan Cummins in-studio on the same junket tour for the Orlando Improv as all of the other regular, old radio stations. Look at us! All fucking grown up and shit! Amazing!

Dan was a fantastic guest and we hope that you really, really enjoy this unedited straight 45 minute interview as much as we enjoy conducting it! Don't forget that Dan is at the Orlando Improv all weekend and if you're going to see him, make sure that you mention that you heard him on "A Mediocre Time." He's a super, super cool guest and we were more than happy to have him on the program! To get more information on what he's doing, where he's going to be, and other things that he might be dabbling with, feel free to hit up DanCummins.tv. 


On today's show:

Angry T's and Muscle P's

The Two Scoot Freakout


Cussing at old ladies

Traffic Stories

Dr. Ross

Can't Wipe This



It was an awesome time! See you guys next week!


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This week's Friday Free Show was INSANE! And by insane, we mean that there was just so much going on that it was actually hard to hold the whole damn thing on the rails. First of all, we had a packed house in the studio and that always makes for more fun and more energy. What started off as just a normal Friday afternoon, soon became an interview with Steve Lemme, an interview that Tom set up that quickly goes off the tracks, and News from Ross that was the much needed structure that the show was urning for!

On today's show:

The Junkyard Dog

Oyster Bars bring people together

An interview with Steve Lemme

Rule #1 of Parenting: Don't Loose the Kid

A call from Dirty Jim

Tim Peterson - Men Talk

The Death Test

And everything else is just crazy, crazy, crazy filler.

Thanks to all of you that hung out with us live. A little reminder to all of you that may not have done that, if you have the time, you can do all of that from our "new and improved" @MediocreApp. (We did put an "@" in front of that because not only is that the name that you should search for in the iTunes App Store…but if you have any issues, feel free to Tweet to that account for all of your podcast App needs. 

With that said, thanks for listening and we'll see you guys next week!

PS - All current BDM's…we are going through the accounts day to day and because of the whole Target debacle, a lot of the BDM accounts have been delinquent and have been affected. Make sure that you check your email/junk folder/whatever to make sure that you're not getting anything from us. This will only affect cards that are expired or cards that were affected by the dreaded "Target Curse." Other than that, you should be golden!

Thanks for listening, kids. We love you all and we'll see you next Friday!



Direct download: Show253-DirtyJimRuinstheShowAgain.mp3
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First of all, thanks to all of you for all of the kind messages, Facebook hits, and Tweets about the passing of my Dalmatian, Izlee. For any of you who have been with the show for an extended period of time, you know that Izlee was quite vocal on the program and at times even battled Ross for the position of 3rd mic. He was a wonderful, wonderful friend that even pre-dated my wife Andrea so it was very hard to let him go. You guys sent me some really amazing messages and it really did make it easier knowing that other people got to enjoy him…even if it was for a timely bark now and again. But I thank you all.

We do address his passing on this week's show but that wasn't the only thing we talked about. We get a phone call from our friend Justin Clark, the vice-president of Cigar City Brewery to discuss the insanity that is Florida's beer laws. After that we dig into a few listener emails with Samantha. And finally we talk to comedian and writer for College Humor, Adam Conover about his latest viral comedy video which addresses "engagement rings." Sorry ladies. It had to be done. If you haven't seen it, it's embedded at the bottom of this page. Check it out. We think you'll really, really like it!

Thanks to Ross, Samantha, and our friend Brian for hanging out and always doing a terrific job and just a little note to the BDM Members out there. If you know that you're credit card is expired or if you got caught up in all of that Target credit card mess…you WILL be getting an email saying that you're account is delinquent. If it hasn't sat for too long, you should be able to jump into your account at TomandDan.com and make the necessary changes to your credit card information. But make sure you check those spam folders and whatnot because eventually your account WILL expire and then we'll have to start you from scratch.

Thanks again for all of the kind words and love yesterday and Tom and I will see you in a week!




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Thanks to everyone for listening and we can't say enough how freaking happy we are to be back in the "A Mediocre Time" studio. I'm super sick and Tom's got more than enough on his plate with the impending baby and everything. Nothing is more comfortable then actually being home, in the studio, and feeling how we del best! Thanks to all of you that tuned in live. It means more than you know. Seriously. And #BDM Members, please give us a little time to figure everything out with your messed up accounts. The thing is, if you let it sit for too long, it will eventually cancel it self out and then when you login, you will eventually have to put your card number in every single time. BUT…the kicker is that you ARE NOT being charged for the #BDM account. Sadly, because some people are taking advantage of it, that's why we've got to make sure that we stay on top of the delinquent accounts. 


On today's show:

Dan freaks out about their trip to the strip club.

Devil went down to the "Garden of Eden."

Real man Yelp review

Tom prepares to meet the Nanny

Olympico Poppadopulis

Birth Story

Tom is the "BraveHeart" of doo

Mexican fisherman mystery

Ross' Pouch

Slimer-new name for ……..

Juan and the Chili Cook Off

Scumbag Chris



We'll see you guys next week!




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Hey there guys.

We know it's going to catch a lot of you guys off guard that we're broadcasting on a Wednesday but we've got to do that so Tom can get the hell to Colorado for vacation and hang with his friends! Also, as soon as he get's back we'll be getting right back plane and heading to California to watch ourselves lose the 2013 Stitcher Awards. So there's that.

Thanks to all of you that joined us live today and thanks to all of you for downloading. It really means more than you know and we're so glad that you guys have been hanging with us for so long.

On today's show:

Miller Beer

Ice Cube

A sack of beers

Russian Problems Again



An Interview with Logan and Will from "As Dreamers Do"

Thanks for listening everyone. I guess the next time that we chat with you, we'll be in California. Wish us the best! 



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Category:general -- posted at: 3:39pm EDT

Hey there kids!

We're in Philly!

We're hanging out of the MLS (Major League Soccer) SuperDraft and having a great time sans the fact that we both have the flu and we're almost dead. We haven't been drinking at all and all we've been doing is working and sleeping. Sounds great, huh? We're sorry that this show is a little bit late in being posted but we were busy most of the day with some pretty exciting soccer stuff and also needed enough time to check into our new hotel near the Naval Yard. (Surprisingly…there's is nothing to do here. I thought those Navy dudes likes to get party-craz-mo? Guess not.) We hope that you enjoy the show as much as we enjoyed fumbling through South Philly. By the way…cabs are really fucking expensive here and I'm pretty sure that our company is now bankrupt due to us just riding around.

All the best,




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#Black Bottle Boys ...

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Category:general -- posted at: 5:09pm EDT

Lots going on…lots going on…lots going on…lots going on…

Don't forget to vote for us for "Best Comedy Show" for the 2013 Stitcher Awards. 

That's it.

On today's show:

Stitcher Awards

"Down with the Golden Gate Bridge."

Tom has "pregnancy brain."

Swedish Potatoes

Magic Man Calls In

Taking advantage of minorities

Crazy side effects

Crazy Train Charity

Snoop Dogg in a Wienermobile 

Update with Scumbag Chris

Dolphins get high on Puffer Fish

Awesomeness Autism

Tom and Dan Movie

Atrocities of a port-o-let

Thanks for listening folks! We'll see you next week. (BDM Members…we'll see you on Monday!)


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