A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
The most mediocre time you'll ever have.

Thanks to Sam for joining us today! Check out her podcast at https://www.samanticspodcast.com/ and on all your favorite podcast platforms. Also, don't miss her Twitch show *Sipping with Sammy* every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday around 9 AM. We’ll be back on Monday with a brand new episode.

**Show Topics:**

- Tom, Dan, and Sam discuss how being "normal" is becoming unique in today’s society.
- Sam posts on Instagram showing joy and having fun in her everyday life.
- Watching a Bucs game in matching jerseys with her husband and their dog.
- The difficulty of running a small business and how some owners fake success.
- A funny story about office bathroom issues, including recycled toilet paper.
- Emotional detachment from football games and how financial investment impacts emotions.
- Exploring joy from spending time with pets, specifically Sam’s dog.
- Cruise experiences, including the challenges of navigating the ship and improved customs process with facial recognition.
- Astronauts voting from space and how advanced technology is affecting daily life.
- Tuddle’s stunts for Bubba the Love Sponge’s content house, including sleeping in a tent, getting marbles shot at his butt, and other wild antics.
- A funny rift between Cadillac Pat and Buried Joe, and the exhaustion from too much partying.
- Playing Uno with family and accidentally making a child cry, leading to a debate about the official Uno rules.
- Family poker games using kids' piggy bank money.
- Tuddle shares his desire to become a legendary radio stuntman, with talk about outrageous stunts and recreating infamous ones.
- Drunk EJ causing trouble during a cruise, leading to a discussion on how alcohol changes behavior.
- Reflection on Diddy’s legal issues, including rumors about his behavior in jail and the drugs found in his hotel room.
- Comparing Diddy’s rise to power with tyrannical characters from *Game of Thrones*.
- The Rock’s strange party trick where he picks up a grape using neither his hands nor feet, leading to speculation about how he does it.
- Jojo Siwa's dramatic rebrand, including bold public appearances and embracing a more masculine persona after her ultra-feminine childhood.
- Dan talks about his daughter Maisie’s passion for dance and how she is self-motivated, comparing it to other child stars who may be pushed by their parents.
- Story of a woman arrested at Disneyland for repeatedly trying to sneak her kids in for free.
- Dan recalls trying to pass off his kids as younger to avoid paying full price at Disney, leading to humorous reflection on parenting and saving money at amusement parks.
- Plug for upcoming events like *Sofas and Suds* and the *Free Beer Fest* on November 23rd and 24th.

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Thanks so much to everyone who joined us live today on Twitch and YouTube. Don’t forget, we’ve got daily podcasts edited down by our friend SJ, who pulls out all the fluff and gives you the good stuff for those of you who prefer watching over listening. Have a great and safe weekend, and we’ll see you on Monday! - d
 
- Live from Mo’s Studio  
- 2024 Tom & Dan Cruise chat  
- Dennis family cruise stomach issues  
- Cruise = gluttony boot camp  
- Cruise food, drinks, bed comfort  
- Debate on future Tom & Dan cruises  
- BDM Justin’s near incident on cruise  
- Dan’s 29 years of broadcasting  
- Vern Troyer mention  
- Aaron Rodgers vs. Tom Brady  
- Dan’s wife hates Aaron Rodgers  
- Rookie QBs struggling  
- NFL pressure from social media  
- Lamar Jackson bathroom rumors  
- Father-son talk with Tommy  
- Bedtime talks w/ Maisie & Tommy  
- Tommy’s reluctance about mud walk  
- Convincing Tommy about mud walk tradition  
- Cadillac Pat appearance  
- Encouraging Pat to embrace eccentricity  
- Promoting Beerfest & Sofas & Suds  
- BDM app issue fixed, asking for feedback  

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Indulge in the finest moments of the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan," airing weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. As one of the pioneering FM talk radio stations, Real Radio 104.1 has been a trailblazer, and Tom & Dan have been the captivating voice of the reluctant night show. Why reluctant, you ask? Well, after two decades in the radio industry, they've experienced its unforgiving nature, but they've gracefully transformed it into a realm of delightful silliness. Thank you for being a part of their journey and tuning in!

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If you're new to the live stream, welcome! We're so glad you're here. It feels like our community on YouTube and Twitch keeps growing, and we really appreciate all your support. Tom's off getting a haircut to look sharp for the cruise, and I'm heading home. Andrea's already dropped Dansby off at the kennel, and I’m feeling a little sad—he’s my best boy. Off we go on the 2024 Tom & Dan Cruise!

- Hollabachs German Restaurant promotion in Sanford
- Hollabachs experiences: shot ski, family-friendly, Oktoberfest gear, German food
- Uber Keller’s tapas-style German cuisine and beer garden vibes
- Tom and Dan cruise announcement, plus Friday free show scheduling mix-up
- Streaming on Twitch and YouTube—don’t forget to like and subscribe!
- Shoutout to SJ for website help and first-time website ownership
- Jeff from DevOps managing the website as a favor
- Chris Kattan interview mishap at West End Live, ending up on Reddit
- Discussion on how bad interviews can still make great content
- Josh Wolf: fantastic guest and friend of the show
- Brendan O'Connor from "Bungalower and the Bus," named a top podcast by Orlando Magazine
- Chris Kattan interview details, including his neck injury and memoir
- Jokes about Tom’s wife misspelling their son’s name on the cruise documents
- Teasing about leaving their son behind on the cruise
- Announcement: studio building sold, potential new studio locations
- Joking about a studio move to Seth’s dojo or the "Triple Nipple"
- Cappy's subs song to support the business and lease issues
- Interview with Cappy’s executive chef, and jokes about the trailer setup
- Fake attack journalism idea to save Cappy’s, plus a parody song
- Brendan’s northern Ontario trip: skinny dipping, wildlife encounters, and stargazing
- Buzzard story, Sandhill crane rescue, and reflecting on good intentions
- Brendan’s remote Grindr experience and his pigeon art project in downtown Orlando
- Mall trips with Tom’s kids, the decline of mall stores, and Radio Shack nostalgia
- Local bar and restaurant shoutouts: Aylstone, Current Seafood, Will’s Pub, and more
- Brendan’s role as a travel writer and tourism board collaborations
- Brendan’s stalker Craig Youngworth and his scam activities
- Discussion on political scam texts and elderly being targeted
- Old men falling for younger women scams and awkward massages
- Listener voicemails: Gothapotamus, high school insecurities, and music preferences
- Awkward massage stories on cruises and travel
- Fine dining trend: Omo, Soseki, and nostalgia for TGI Fridays
- Upcoming events for Brendan, including puff and paddle with Green Dragon dispensary
- Closing remarks: BDM show and more cruise stories next week

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**Corporate Comedy:**
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Dan - coming to you LIVE this Saturday morning from the T&D studio, which might not be the T&D studio for much longer. We’ll see. Is this the end for our faithful heroes? Tune in Monday! Thanks for listening and watching, y’all! - d

- Promotion for Modern Plumbing Industries, services, and discount
- Custom outdoor shower project discussed
- Water heaters and 24-hour service from Modern Plumbing Industries
- Introduction to Friday Free Show of A Mediocre Time
- Seth Petruzzelli’s Junguru Dojo mentioned
- Dojo losing members, joke about Jackal gaining weight
- Discussion about bringing kids to the dojo and bullying concerns
- Andrea confronting a kid stomping a moth, mocked afterward
- Joke about Andrea’s podcast “Talktua” and podcast longevity
- CPM model and podcast monetization talked about
- Food Truck Fiesta in Sanford with food trucks and football
- Chaotic events in the streets, Seth’s Uber Eats protein shake
- Fresh Kitchen, unhealthy protein drinks, and Seth moving into a new house
- Joke about selling Vera on her 18th birthday
- Seth’s bad real estate deal with Brazilians, house mold issues
- House repairs and increasing value discussed
- Roof repairs and tree cutting to meet loan requirements
- Frustration over tearing down recent repairs after purchase
- Seth’s daughter, Vera, vomiting on first boat ride
- Seth’s anxiety about Vera’s health and delayed roof repairs
- Open house feedback, gothic style, old wood floors
- Haunted basement and water issues joke, price negotiations
- Kids’ karate fees and uniform costs from Timu
- Selling or renting Seth’s house, considering it for a studio
- News of current building sale, relocation options discussed
- Realtor appearance and past real estate deals
- Potential buyers working from home, moving out early
- Studio relocation to Seth’s old dojo or new lake house considered
- Frustrations with carpet and lease requirements
- Tease for Moe’s Comedy Jam and Details Construction Group promotion
- Protective dads, anxiety, and pediatric heart defect challenges
- Tom discussing Maggie’s health decline and Maisie’s experience
- Handling pet death, Seth’s dog Bella’s health issues
- Debate over natural death vs. euthanasia, disagreement between Tom and Andrea
- Tom missing Moe’s Comedy Jam, BDMs attendance
- Drinking habits, Moe’s Comedy Jam recap, and Moe’s puppet prop
- Tom’s son Tommy’s stand-up comedy aspirations
- Miss Rachel from kids' shows, breastfeeding, and pumping milk discussed
- Influencers transitioning or collaborating beyond their niche
- Example of a TikTok influencer recovering from addiction and eating bad food
- Social media trends, influencers, and longevity of fame
- Costco guys’ fame and content creators’ relevance
- Josh Wolfe’s YouTube success and freedom
- THC drinks as alcohol alternatives and their legal loophole
- Seth’s college protein shake mixes with Kahlua
- BDM Eric Rodriguez and his love for Ghostbusters merchandise
- Washing machine maintenance and potential mold issues discussed
- Listener voicemails and emails to be addressed
- Tom’s son Max’s interest in karate, knuckle push-ups for discipline
- Teaching body awareness and athleticism through martial arts
- Tom joking about parenting styles, Maisie’s enjoyment of workouts
- Speculation on kids making their dads the best
- Seafood specials at The Current Seafood Counter
- Trivia with Curtis Earth and dog-friendly patio
- Listener voicemails: tick bite, meat allergy, hives, and swollen genitals
- Living without red meat debate, Tom’s son Max and karate
- Foreskin hygiene and circumcision practices
- Tom’s frustration over using a blender instead of a NutriBullet
- Grumpy old man voicemails, Seth’s house-related stress
- Cadillac Pat’s valedictorian story, 90s trends, R&B, and Baroque music in pop songs
- Seth and Tracy’s love for early 2000s music, including My Chemical Romance
- Seth’s nostalgia for synthwave and Pink Floyd, Tracy teasing him
- Listener imagines restaurant jobs for the Tom and Dan crew
- Tracy’s cooking experiments and great dishes
- Crystal watching *The Bear*, discussion about fine dining
- Tom critiquing small, fancy dishes and their appeal
- High-end dining experiences, sushi presentation, and movie *The Menu* referenced
- Seth’s frustration with decorative, small meals
- Joking about private karate classes for Tom’s family
- Trading karate classes for services, explaining class levels
- Danger Brain team interested in kids’ karate classes
- Seth’s idea for Tiny Tigers and Kid Cobras combination logo
- Joke about new logo with Lizzo and the Trix rabbit
Tom expresses exhaustion from podcasting

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- Josh Wolf shares a story about leaving all possessions behind due to mold exposure.
- Health became a priority after mold, leading to a fresh start and realization that possessions aren't as important as health and relationships.
- Emotional impact of losing sentimental items like old pictures is discussed.
- Josh reflects on health issues caused by mold and mercury poisoning from a cracked tooth.
- Immediate health improvement was felt after leaving the mold-infested home, sparking discussion on mental vs. physical recovery.
- Josh and his wife started over with basic clothes, gaining a new perspective on life and material things.
- Josh values experiences over material possessions, especially traveling with his son.
- Sentimentality around items like old Doc Martens is briefly discussed, along with a joke about differences between China and England-made shoes.
- Josh jokes about tiny factories, "whack-a-boom," and a pumpkin chunking incident.
- Playful conversation about the use of the "M-word" in certain contexts.
- Josh talks about traveling and working with his son Jacob, enjoying the insight it gives into his son’s personality.
- Josh and Jacob co-host the podcast *Hey Man* with three A's, connecting families and building relationships.
- A fan shared how the podcast helped him bond with his 25-year-old son for the first time.
- Josh emphasizes the importance of taking interest in your kids' passions, even if they differ from your own.
- Josh shares a story about playing Eagles songs for his son Jacob, who recognized only a few.
- Josh talks about attending a Grateful Dead concert at the Sphere in Vegas, calling it one of his top five experiences.
- He describes the overwhelming visuals while high on mushrooms and looks forward to seeing the Zac Brown Band at the Sphere next year.
- Josh recalls meeting Zac Brown before fame and receiving an EP featuring "Chicken Fried."
- He reflects on the surreal experience of witnessing an artist's rise to fame, like Zac Brown's.
- Josh praises Jelly Roll for his authenticity and the emotional impact of his song "Save Me," performed live during a comedy show Josh hosted.
- Discussion about the power of live performances to affect audiences positively.
- Josh reflects on the rewarding experience of making people laugh on stage and the energy exchange in live performances.
- Josh and the host discuss avoiding politics in their shows and environments.
- Josh mentions enjoying living in Vegas where political discussions are minimal.
- He recently visited Vegas for a podcasting convention hosted by Chris Jericho.
- Josh jokes about teasing the Bengals and Cowboys in sports gambling and discusses NFL player careers and financial risks.
- Josh expresses frustration with the Boston Red Sox, becoming a free agent fan.
- He jokes about a possible Vegas baseball team called "the Dreamers" and proposes alternate mascots.
- Josh talks about enjoying minor league baseball and throwing out the first pitch with his son in Vegas.
- He expresses interest in attending a Savannah Bananas game and possibly participating with his son.
- Josh shares a story about singing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" in Chicago while on ecstasy.
- He discusses modern baseball stadiums, particularly the atmosphere at Braves games at Truist Park.
- Josh emphasizes the importance of keeping ticket prices low for his comedy shows to make them accessible.
- Conversation about the high cost of attending live sporting events and the challenges of taking a family to a football game.
- Discussion about comedians bringing back live performances and their energy.
- Josh reflects on his YouTube following of 1.6 million subscribers, attracting companies for collaborations.
- He is selective about the brands he partners with, only endorsing products he uses or believes in.
- Josh mentions working with a non-alcoholic beer company, Best Day Brewing.
- Discussion about work ethic and instilling values of hard work in children by example.
- Josh talks about his daughter’s natural drive and passion for dance, comparing it to what makes Olympians.
- He suggests letting kids enjoy themselves while young, as his work ethic developed later in life.
- Conversation about balancing expectations in family businesses and supporting children’s passions.
- Josh appreciates the casual, conversational style of the show, which allows for serious topics while staying entertaining.
- Light-hearted banter about bringing back the word "Gaylord" and mold-free hotels.
- Josh's new special, *Four Stories*, will release this month, featuring long-form storytelling in an intimate venue.
- The special captures an authentic comedy experience, including Josh kicking out a drunk audience member.
- Josh discusses the creative freedom platforms like YouTube provide and jokes about an *OnlyFans* version of his special.
- Josh shares his workout routine, efforts to set a healthy example for his sons, and playful talk about microdosing mushrooms and skincare routines.
- Josh offers the hosts mushroom and San Pedro microdoses.
- Promotion of Josh's YouTube channel and his Orlando Funny Bone shows, including a late-night “mushroom show.”

 

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