A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
The most mediocre time you'll ever have.

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• Promo for Jeff's Bagel Run and Summer of Sips drinks
• Use #TDBagel for monthly giveaways
• Show opens from the Just Call Mo Studio
• Savannah Boan joins in-studio, plays Deadpool pinball, shares disco aunt story
• Talks Chirag, South Carolina roots, and jumping a train to get to work
• Addresses fan misconceptions about past absences—just scheduling, no drama
• Wildlife influencer and Gatorland rep discusses needing credit in conservation
• Dan jokes about craving credit like his dad; influencer culture toxicity discussed
• Savannah blocks trolls to avoid bandwagon hate; Dan never blocks
• Savannah meets Tom & Dan fans at Gatorland, praises niche wildlife creators
• Girl becomes cicada influencer; cicadas vs. toxic lubber grasshoppers clarified
• Savannah named official Tom & Dan wildlife correspondent
• Fans fabricate drama between her and Chris Gillette; they made joint video to clarify
• Savannah gets strange DMs; impersonated online by teen scammer feeding fake gators
• Legal action taken; catfishing dangers highlighted
• Recognized at LAX; has met celebs through reptile work
• Praise for Steve Irwin’s no-gimmick fame; Savannah’s voice and tattoos make her stand out
• Grew up around monster trucks; dad built Carolina Crusher
• Ran away at 16 to work as Cinderella; ended up partying with Billy Idol
• Shares awkward Nick Swardson encounter and better meeting with TJ Miller
• Treats celebs like regular people; most aren’t that weird
• Presented croc talk to Aussie scientists, forced them to take selfies
• Sees herself as bridge between science, zoos, and public
• Push to make conservation engaging and accessible
• Mentions viral gator dummy video and Gatorland Global travels
• Visited Australia, Jamaica, Cuba, Belize, Mexico; missed India trip due to COVID
• South Africa trip included rhino dehorning and friend Dingo’s death by snakebite
• Rhino horns removed via helicopter-assisted vet crew; antiseptic and tags applied
• Explains wild dogs' gruesome hunts and lion mating patterns
• Lions tranquilized with baited zebra for contraceptives and blood work
• Rhino and lion work brought staff to tears; sacrifice explained
• Initiation involved drinking elephant dung water with venomous death adder nearby
• Close elephant encounter; kicked beer can nearly provoked it
• Savannah values rare access to behind-the-scenes wildlife work
• Gatorland audience fades if crocs not involved; one panther there hates her
• Story of wild gator leaping into a tree for birds
• Modern humans are soft compared to wild animals in constant survival mode
• Vote for Gatorland as Best Theme Park in Orlando Weekly
• JustCallMoe.com promo and upcoming Cimarron Skateway event
• Savannah’s close inyala encounter at lodge; laid next to her, ate TP, watched TV
• Contracted African tick bite fever; symptoms appeared back in U.S.
• Got botfly from Cuban tree rat; missed its emergence on camera
• Talk on authenticity in wildlife media; Bear Grylls faked past survival content
• Dangerous boat encounter with hippos; they walk riverbeds and kill more than crocs
• Raised pet hippo story ends in tragedy; maturity turns animals aggressive
• Savannah balances kid-friendly content with high-risk animal work
• Marine Corps background and past goal of air traffic control
• Struggles of influencer life—millions of views but under a million subs
• Running a show or channel requires nonstop work behind the scenes
• Tom’s family trip to Sweden; Savannah recalls chaotic Times Square
• Drew Barrymore show visit; connected more with Ross Mathews
• Some newsrooms felt hostile; entertainer mode helps smooth tension
• Praises Orlando and Florida for supporting weird local talent
• Cuba is her favorite place; Northern Australia is a close second
• Crocodiles are more dangerous than gators; Australia’s wildness fascinates her
• Australians question trips to NT unless for crocs; she loves the remoteness
• Got lost finding the studio; invited to return anytime

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Indulge in the finest moments of the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan," airing weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. As one of the pioneering FM talk radio stations, Real Radio 104.1 has been a trailblazer, and Tom & Dan have been the captivating voice of the reluctant night show. Why reluctant, you ask? Well, after two decades in the radio industry, they've experienced its unforgiving nature, but they've gracefully transformed it into a realm of delightful silliness. Thank you for being a part of their journey and tuning in!

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• Sponsor shout to My Eternal Vitality and testosterone therapy
• Tom starts a nutrition plan with Rebecca at Eternal Vitality
• Andrea’s success with hormone balancing and weight loss
• Praise for Dr. Powers’ scientific, non-sales approach
• How nutrition and hormones affect physical and mental health
• Andrea fits into an old dress—confidence boost moment
• Rause joins, says he’s having a great morning
• Rare honesty when people say they’re doing great
• Suspicion and overthinking around “good day” comments
• Rause loves being at the studio and seeing his wife game
• His wife plays Pallia, a cozy farming sim
• Tom jokes he never shares hobbies with his wife
• Tom once deleted her Smurf Village in a fight
• Emotional ties to sim games like Animal Crossing
• Chat room reacts hard to Tom’s deletion story
• Viewer shares divorce story tied to game addiction
• Dan admits deleting Andrea’s Smurf Village during Christmas
• Andrea confirms, says Dan was jealous of her village
• She found it freeing to be rid of the daily upkeep
• Dan jokes about being emotionally immature and horny
• Rause reflects on his first Father’s Day
• Dads get odd crafts—hand turkeys, glitter messes
• School-made gifts feel impersonal due to mass production
• Tom warns not to fall for the “just family time” trap
• His own Father’s Day involved bourbon and golf
• Should dads get blackout drunk on their day?
• Hasselhoff burger and Alec Baldwin voicemail as wild dad content
• Andrea once dreamt Dan cheated—real-life tension
• Tom pantsed Andrea in Home Depot as a “joke”
• Dan attended niece Becca’s recital—she plays euphonium
• Praise for “superior” band competition ratings
• Tom and Dan reminisce about middle school band
• Dan’s kids chose sports over music
• Talk of instruments parents dread their kids playing
• Dan started on accordion, then flute, then drums
• School concerts include multiple levels of bands
• Middle school band kids surprisingly well-behaved
• Band and theater teachers praised for passion
• Reflections on teachers’ lasting emotional impact
• Jack Bradshaw says high school is most influential
• Ages 13–20 shape music/media tastes
• Some teachers leave a mark—good or bad
• Rause reads a chat about a humiliating teacher
• Andrea’s niece Becca is now taller than Dan
• Watching kids grow as a brutal time reminder
• Celestial metaphor for growth and time perception
• Dan’s “baby games” and joy around kids
• First four months of parenting were brutally hard
• Parenting becomes more rewarding over time
• Song break: “Prop House – Jeff Buckley”
• Hollerbach’s ad for Kinder Nights and bingo Tuesdays
• Ross intros himself as comic, writer, b-boy
• Ross and Dan riff on b-boy names like T Morrow
• Antonio Brown charged with attempted murder in Little Haiti
• Gunfire at celeb boxing event, claims of being jumped
• Hiding contraband during police stops—weed stories
• Destroying radio tapes to cover swearing
• Found lost vape on golf course after a month
• Talk about spouses always finding lost stuff
• Weed can sometimes boost memory or focus
• Weed as chore motivation—laundry, editing, etc.
• Athletes using weed or microdosing for performance
• Ross loves mushrooms, prefers outdoor controlled trips
• Dan and Ross joke about tripping during hosting gigs
• Hosting Orlando City matches caused nerves and sweat
• Rause once hosted after 8 beers
• Showed up high by accident—Dan had to jump in
• Hiding inebriation during live events
• Dan trying to cut back on weekday drinking
• Alcohol and creative output—does it help or hurt?
• Jim Phillips once called Dan funniest after two beers
• Is drinking becoming part of the job?
• Dan took a long sober break—might again
• First-time Father's Day pressure and confusion
• Rause fumbled Mother’s Day, then redeemed himself
• Dan compares it to his fedora photo gift
• Maisie’s birthday overlaps Father’s Day—Dan gives it up
• Joke about taking Father's Day back when she’s older
• Dads get jerky, moms get flower stands

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Indulge in the finest moments of the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan," airing weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. As one of the pioneering FM talk radio stations, Real Radio 104.1 has been a trailblazer, and Tom & Dan have been the captivating voice of the reluctant night show. Why reluctant, you ask? Well, after two decades in the radio industry, they've experienced its unforgiving nature, but they've gracefully transformed it into a realm of delightful silliness. Thank you for being a part of their journey and tuning in!

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• Repeating “time for a bath” gag with tax refund references
• Joke about buying gas and candy with tax refund
• Mentions donation to charity during checkout
• Sassy and exaggerated tax refund persona named “Taxitude”
• Introduction of Friday Free Show
• Guest appearance by comedian Amy LaCour
• Mention of David Jolly possibly joining later
• Promotion of Funny Bone show with Jari Nose and Preacher Lawson
• Mention of new Tom and Dan merch, including car coasters and sticker packs
• Collaboration with Hittin’ Skins for promo items and car wraps
• Upcoming Tom and Dan straw hats and sun shirts
• Praise for Eric Merchman's tropical sun shirt design
• Shoutout to the Orlando Science Center’s DC exhibit and summer camps
• OSC.org mentioned, mix-up with OCLS (library)
• Library event Melrose Pop Festival mentioned
• Clarification for Amy about Hittin’ Skins not being “skin” related
• Ball and bat wings humor and exaggerated ball descriptions
• Amy’s background as a licensed mental health counselor and former therapist
• Amy now does comedy and therapist trainings
• She runs a live psych show with comedians
• Discussion about Psychology Today being viewed as pop-psych
• Debate over inviting yourself to events
• Example involving Dan’s daughter Maisie and dance invitations
• Article arguing self-invites aren’t as embarrassing as people think
• Dan strongly opposes people inviting themselves to events
• Tom mentions his hesitation to invite others due to obligation concerns
• Example of Sam being invited/not invited to events
• Issue of boss-employee social invites creating pressure
• Tom avoids inviting friends without kids to kid-centric events
• General dislike for being invited to social events
• Stories of people guilt-tripping them for not attending events
• Mention of Guy Torre calling out Dan for never attending his shows
• Acknowledgement that Tom is more welcoming to invites
• Jokes about Tom just wanting women at pool parties
• Dan jokes about Tom’s long-term swinging attempts
• Dan explains he doesn’t care who visits unless he dislikes them
• Discussion on whether people can tell if they’re not welcome
• Psychology Today article suggests fear of self-inviting is often unwarranted
• Author claims people often don’t invite others due to oversight, not rejection
• Dan and Tom contrast personalities—Dan needs control, Tom is more spontaneous
• Questioning the legitimacy and data behind the Psychology Today article
• Speculation that Gen Z may have a different view on self-inviting
• Amy refuses to self-invite to avoid making people uncomfortable
• Reference to Ross McCoy awkwardly asking Dave Coulier to open for him
• Dan recounts being embarrassed during Ross’s interaction with Coulier
• Amy discusses how hard it is to ask to be booked on comedy shows
• Social media makes self-inviting to shows easier for comedians
• Discussion on generational differences in communication and etiquette
• Facebook events blur the lines between open and private invitations
• Amy accepts not being invited if it's a small, intimate gathering
• Discussion on deliberate versus accidental exclusion from plans
• Tommy afraid to invite friends due to childhood trauma from Crystal’s story
• Crystal’s birthday party trauma unintentionally affected Tommy’s behavior
• Dan jokes about past trauma and inappropriate parental behavior
• Amy describes being methodical with party invites to ensure good experiences
• Amy admits to being called the “party Nazi” for controlling party dynamics
• She avoids inviting incompatible personalities to certain themed events
• Amy attending a Lonely Island-themed party
• Tom jokes about costume ideas for the party, including “jizz in my pants”
• Amy prefers structure and scheduled fun at social gatherings
• Amy’s husband dislikes social planning and prefers to chill
• Andrea also values structured, intentional downtime
• Dan surprised that Amy doesn’t force her husband to participate
• Dan shares story of Andrea surprising him with a new Switch 2
• Dan perceives Andrea’s surprise as a show-off move to Tom
• Dan complains Andrea scheduled family time like a prison warden
• Amy realizes her family dislikes being scheduled for activities
• Discussion about learning to stop forcing family to hang out
• Amy now asks for small, voluntary time with husband and kid
• Tom relates to Amy’s experience with family scheduling pressure
• Segment transition teased with upcoming gripe from Tom

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Indulge in the finest moments of the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan," airing weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. As one of the pioneering FM talk radio stations, Real Radio 104.1 has been a trailblazer, and Tom & Dan have been the captivating voice of the reluctant night show. Why reluctant, you ask? Well, after two decades in the radio industry, they've experienced its unforgiving nature, but they've gracefully transformed it into a realm of delightful silliness. Thank you for being a part of their journey and tuning in!

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