A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
The most mediocre time you'll ever have.
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Indulge in the finest moments of the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan," airing weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. As one of the pioneering FM talk radio stations, Real Radio 104.1 has been a trailblazer, and Tom & Dan have been the captivating voice of the reluctant night show. Why reluctant, you ask? Well, after two decades in the radio industry, they've experienced its unforgiving nature, but they've gracefully transformed it into a realm of delightful silliness. Thank you for being a part of their journey and tuning in!

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• Sponsor plugs for Bart Merrick realtors and Just Call Mo
• Wordplay with Hot Crystal Van/Rainy Bart Merrick
• Housing market slow, Fed rates, experience matters, houses sitting, real estate biggest decision
• Friday free show announced
• Seth Petruzzelli guest, first appearance in years, brings daughter Vera
• Jokes about health, colonoscopy, IAS syndrome
• Baby sounds on mic, Dan’s CTE/death song
• Parenting sacrifices, kids growing fast, dance studio life
• Seth juggling dojo, house sale stress, slanted room, inspectors nitpicking
• House dropped from \$1.799M to \$1.299M
• Million-dollar homes common now, Trump house in Winter Park lowers appeal
• Seth reads Brown Bear to Vera, dad life fulfilling
• Dojo students still testing, but marketing neglected
• Friends like Jackal help, his daughter earns black belt
• Vera choking scares, anti-choking device, treadmill running gag
• Butt cancer jogging jokes
• Seth bullied as “mop head,” dad threatened principal with karate death blow
• Tommy adjusting to sixth grade, awkward transitions, name-using debate
• Seth recalls Christian school and Bishop Varel drug issues
• Seth’s boat broke after sitting too long
• Looking for female roommate to help babysit Vera, prefers no dogs, okay with reptiles
• Parenting challenges with Vera’s SpaghettiOs diet
• Ongoing B6 toxicity muscle twitching
• Vera learning karate punches in Japanese
• Music break: Teen Mortgage “Box”
• Hollerbach’s German Restaurant wins Best Restaurant 2025
• Praised for schnitzel, sausage platter, pork shank, spätzle, kids menu
• New T\&D pins available, Knight’s Table events
• Straw hats by Hittin Skins/Danger Brain
• Fantasy Football draft on Twitch with catering from The Joint
• Pinball Dudes tournament with Ross and EJ, better camera setup
• Draft frustrations
• Max learning breakdancing, hitting windmills, hopes to impress peers
• Dan recalls drumming at black church, excitement for son’s moments
• Listener Jeff “Nutman” visits, therapist, offers Tom scraping therapy for “limp cock foot”
• MRI inconclusive, willing to try gua sha
• Miami Heat guard Marcos Perez stole 400+ jerseys/memorabilia, sold \$1.9M
• LeBron Finals jersey resold \$3.7M
• Items from Wade, Butler, Bosh, Mourning, Shaq
• Lack of cameras allowed theft, facing 10 years
• Dolphins security family tie mentioned
• Tyreek Hill cleats worth \~\$10K
• Caller Rob’s recurring butt abscess, hospital lancing, embarrassing but funny
• Fiber supplements and clean bowel jokes
• Caller recalls Sarasota Pee-wee Herman theater, Guthrie’s gut box
• Make-A-Wish survivor “owe back” jokes
• Peanut roadside stories
• Local rapper MC Search, Pete Nice memorabilia scam
• Music by White Reaper, Bowling Shoes
• Sponsor Modern Plumbing Industries offering discounts and installs
• Jen joins, surname debates, euphonium joke, Becca in jazz band
• Hogan death rumor
• Jen fixes engines, bad financial decisions, Gateway PC, Mars Music credit spree, Technics 1200s
• Pregnant in court with detoxing lawyer
• Blockbuster decline stories, stealing media, renting consoles, like Home Depot waste
• Insurance jobs pay well but hated
• Jen considering insurance, influencer idea dismissed, maybe producer
• Crystal stops in for peanuts
• Food service memories
• Blockbuster porn rental awkwardness
• Norm and Crystal contributions
• 3D printing toys, micropenises, valve caps
• Scandinavian kaffeost voicemail, Viking toughness
• Voicemail about orgasms
• Heat warning
• Viral Bijan Robinson drill
• Dan scooter photoshoot, motorcycle safety, Brad Hines death, SeaWorld ride memory
• Bike discomfort, anatomy jokes, DCF concerns
• Jen birthday wishes, insurance job search, old silly emails
• Show wrap-up and comedic disclaimer

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Indulge in the finest moments of the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan," airing weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. As one of the pioneering FM talk radio stations, Real Radio 104.1 has been a trailblazer, and Tom & Dan have been the captivating voice of the reluctant night show. Why reluctant, you ask? Well, after two decades in the radio industry, they've experienced its unforgiving nature, but they've gracefully transformed it into a realm of delightful silliness. Thank you for being a part of their journey and tuning in!

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• Sponsorship from myeternalvitality.com and Dr. Powers
• Hormone and chemical imbalances, including testosterone issues in men in late 20s
• VitaSculpt fat reduction with fat freezing, green laser, and muscle stimulation
• $97 first VitaSculpt session with results guarantee
• LifeBase macro-based nutrition program with body scan
• Nutrition over dieting, stable snacks for glycemic control
• 2025 Tom and Dan Bad at Business Beer Fest on Nov 22 in downtown Sanford, free admission, first 500 get gift bags, beer, food trucks, vendors, live music, sponsored by Mo DeWitt at JustCallMo.com
• Nearly 10 years in Baldwin Park studio with pinball machines from pinballdudes.net
• New merch: straw hats and sun shirts by Danger Brain and Hittin Skins
• Fantasy football season starting with guillotine league format by Paul Charchian; switching from old app to Yahoo Sports; muting chat from excess messages
• 20-year fantasy football league anniversary with original members; Susie as grand champion with five wins; dislike of auto draft
• Severe hiking accident of original host: 50-foot fall, broken pelvis, hypothermia, six hours stranded, airlift rescue
• Watching new “Jurassic Park Rebirth” with Tommy; disappointment in writing; theory of simplified script for dubbing; unrealistic plot of family sailing from Barbados to Cape Town; Scarlett Johansson cameo
• Watching original “Jurassic Park” at age 11 after father’s death
• Hank Williams Jr.’s pre-accident appearance and career change after fall
• Meeting “Mr. Silly” in Publix, visiting MrSilly.com with eccentric content and conspiracy theories
• Loss of old radio recordings due to MiniDisc/VCR use; shift to digital editing
• AC as an American invention; Orlando heat hitting 111°F “feels like”; promotion of American Air and Heat
• Gully Boys band intro; promotion of BDM Nick (Mr. Pig Tits) and black metal band Aura Subversor at Conduit Aug 16
• Considering going stone sober
• Guest: Amy LaCours, licensed mental health pro and comedian
• Buying 100 lbs of green peanuts from Hardy Farms; boiling in 60-quart cooker with jalapeños, sea salt, secret ingredients during extreme heat; plan to share with BDMs
• Lighthearted gold-buying side hustle idea “Smelted Delta Gold”
• “California sober”—no alcohol but smokes marijuana; goal to perfect peanut recipe for BDMs
• Using ChatGPT and AI assistants for quick info and grocery planning
• Concern over Steve’s job security as AI completes CAD reviews in minutes; AI used in therapy; Joe Rogan’s AI-as-Jesus narrative; debate over trusting AI; GPS misdirection into a lake; preference for AI/self-driving cars over human drivers
• 1959 VBA Vespa 150 electric conversion nearly complete; possible 90–100 mph with dual batteries; idea for electric three-wheeler from Honda ATC
• Upcoming colonoscopy; hypochondria; call for self-driving planes
• Crane falling on Merritt Island home; middle-aged men watching outdoor work and offering advice
• Tommy picking a school band instrument, leaning toward trombone; influenced by cousin Becca who plays euphonium and trumpet
• Caller asking if Tom’s kids found infamous Hawaii hot dog picture; story of 1990s Hawaii trip where staged hot dog photo in family album traumatized wife’s sister for years
• Jokes about AI altering hot dog image with humorous effects
• Amy LeCours promoting upcoming comedy shows at Bull & Bush and Little Indies

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Indulge in the finest moments of the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan," airing weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. As one of the pioneering FM talk radio stations, Real Radio 104.1 has been a trailblazer, and Tom & Dan have been the captivating voice of the reluctant night show. Why reluctant, you ask? Well, after two decades in the radio industry, they've experienced its unforgiving nature, but they've gracefully transformed it into a realm of delightful silliness. Thank you for being a part of their journey and tuning in!

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• Sponsorship for ThePinballDudes.net in Jupiter, Florida, selling and sourcing themed pinball machines like Deadpool, Dungeons & Dragons, King Kong, Kiss, and Iron Maiden
• Pinball machines as functional art and nostalgia, with free Florida delivery, setup, and testing when mentioning Tom and Dan; contact Andrew Grant for details
• Guest: comedian Ross McCoy from Orlando talk show
• Mixed reviews for new Good Charlotte album; recalling “Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous” and noting song similarity between “Stepper” and “Riot Girl”
• Debate on Ozzy Osbourne’s death timing; comparisons to G.G. Allin and Dimebag Darrell; jokes on white-bearded rockers and speculation on Keith Richards and Mick Jagger
• The Who firing Zak Starkey twice; drummer swaps like Foo Fighters and Nine Inch Nails; benefits of joining established bands
• “Meet the Teacher” experiences from elementary to middle school; first impressions of teachers; navigating schedules; Tommy joins band with no experience; Ross’s marimba and glockenspiel choice
• Parent anxiety, school merch/fundraising tables, wealthy parents’ donations, and luxury cars in pickup lines
• Odd school supply lists, laptop issuance, and small talk strategies with teachers
• Miami friend’s delay in getting medical marijuana card; BudDocs and Dr. Chen Latte recommended; in-person then telemedicine renewals; pricing and same-day approval; Dan’s post-surgery marijuana use for pain
• Ross’s child’s troubled university orientation and AP credits; Dan quitting UCF over class-work conflict
• Dan’s sump pump failures from neglect; Lowe’s warranty return adventure; missing adapter; making a new one instead of confrontation
• Promotion: Bad at Business Beerfest & Sofas and Suds with giveaways, breweries, food trucks, THC drinks, and Silver Lining live
• Review of Sublime’s “Ensalada” evoking Bradley Nowell’s era; son mimicking style; Jacob’s Castle noted for different approach; Dan unusually impressed
• Idea segment: funniest thing to throw on a WNBA court; recap of dildo-throwing incidents; speculation on crypto tie-in; smallest dildo challenge; novelty valve stem caps prank ideas
• Childhood theft of “Chromies” and collecting novelty caps; plans for Run the Jewels and Tom & Dan head-shaped versions; 3D printing designs
• Future topics teased: humanoid robot fights, pickpocketing monkeys, “RICO charge” monkeys
• La Quinta iPad check-in vs failed remote bookings; wrong-date hotel story
• Concern for Laura Jane Grace after tour cancellation; Fairvilla Megastore’s trusted brands and locations
• Analogy to karate follow-through; skepticism over germ precautions; doctor not washing hands example
• “Bainey Report” jokes: Pamela Anderson door pun, Florida river popsicle gag, Bob Saget Disney quip
• Embarrassing hobbies as relationship alternatives; spouse’s passive-aggressive podcast comments; podcasting as fridge art; wives questioning hobbies
• Wrestling’s 50-year future vs UFC/MMA; generational appeal of 1980s wrestling; MMA’s lack of long-term stars
• Humanoid robot fighting potential, from comedic ideas to cultural backlash over nudity or rights
• Dan’s pedal steel guitar order and nine-month wait; instrument’s mechanics, difficulty, portability, and harp similarities; online learning; high resale value; meditative playing goals
• Concerns about starting a new hobby at his age; fingerpicking practice; drumming independence skills helping; likelihood of abandoning hobbies; upcoming November events
• New Tom and Dan straw hats for BDM; Ross promoting October 2 Orlando Funny Bone show with Sean Finnerty, Madison Bakish, and Ricky Ray; Mo DeWitt sponsorship
• Joe Byrne from Byrne Pest Control’s humorous ant story; BDM visitor with son heading to Florida Tech; jokes on college dorm life and pranks; life skills before living alone
• Younger generation’s TikTok/YouTube Shorts habits, scrolling addictions, and gambling links to gaming microtransactions; student majoring in computer science; AI job impact discussions
• Memories of apartment pool parties; sending stickers with student to promote Tom & Dan; generational views on men crying; weekend BDM promotion wrap-up

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Indulge in the finest moments of the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan," airing weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. As one of the pioneering FM talk radio stations, Real Radio 104.1 has been a trailblazer, and Tom & Dan have been the captivating voice of the reluctant night show. Why reluctant, you ask? Well, after two decades in the radio industry, they've experienced its unforgiving nature, but they've gracefully transformed it into a realm of delightful silliness. Thank you for being a part of their journey and tuning in!

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• Promotion for MyEternalVitality.com and hormone therapy benefits for men and women
• Discussion of Andrea’s improved health through hormone treatment from Dr. Powers
• Explanation of bioidentical testosterone and its effects on energy, libido, and mood
• Mention of free consultation and paid blood tests at My Eternal Vitality
• Colette joins the show as a guest therapist and neighbor
• Colette shares details about her therapy offerings, including couple intensives
• Dan and Colette discuss the effectiveness of in-person therapy over telehealth
• Telemedicine's role during COVID and its ongoing benefits for access
• Dan jokes about doing multiple telehealth sessions simultaneously
• Crystal is surprised by Colette's appearance and frustrated by lack of notice
• Tom and Dan discuss the tactic of delivering uncomfortable news last minute
• Tom claims he uses this method to reduce long-term stress in others
• Andrea prefers being informed early to process and accept plans
• Dan jokes about controlling decisions for Andrea, including ordering food
• Colette comments on Dan’s appearance change and his personal challenge
• Story of neighbor mistaking Dan for a mailman due to his new look
• Daniel and Andrea have been married 15 years and together for 20
• Andrea was much younger when they met, leading to some initial judgment
• Andrea was an intern at a radio station when they met, and Daniel was already established
• The two met socially through mutual friends and wing house outings
• Their relationship started after Daniel drunkenly asked Andrea out
• The couple bonded over a shared love of the band Faith No More
• On their second date, Andrea blacked out from drinking and Daniel took care of her
• Andrea woke up in different clothes at Daniel’s house after the blackout
• Daniel sold his truck after Andrea puked in it
• Mutual friend Scott York helped carry Andrea down stairs during that incident
• Andrea was inexperienced and studious at the time they began dating
• Andrea was Daniel’s second girlfriend and had no previous sexual partners
• Their parents knew each other before they were born
• Andrea was very independent and emotionally resilient even as a young woman
• Andrea’s emotional independence made her more attractive to Daniel
• Andrea’s indifference made Daniel more interested
• Daniel admits he creates most of the bad moods in the relationship
• Andrea is logical, even-tempered, and avoids stewing in negativity
• Daniel tends to dwell and spiral, while Andrea prefers resolving issues quickly
• Daniel jokes that their work marriage mirrors their home marriage but with better sex
• Andrea prefers to move on from fights, while Daniel tends to circle around topics
• Dan admits he rehashes arguments when he feels unresolved emotional pain
• Colette identifies Dan’s behavior as protective coping rooted in past hurt
• Dan acknowledges his coping mechanisms are poor but is becoming more self-aware
• Andrea reveals Dan was cheated on in past relationships, influencing his current reactions
• Colette explains relational trauma and PTSD can resurface in secure relationships
• Dan discusses his lingering anger and fixation on not being taken advantage of
• Dan admits he tends to seek revenge and emotional intensity for a chemical high
• Andrea questions why Dan amplifies minor issues
• Dan compares his focus and emotional lock-in to a dog chasing lizards
• Dan shares he prefers to isolate and pout when overwhelmed
• Dan reflects on the trade-off of being emotionally sensitive but also hard to control
• Colette emphasizes accepting emotional reactions while increasing awareness
• Andrea says therapy taught her to not dwell in Dan’s emotional “trench”
• Dan confirms Andrea leaving him alone in emotional states helps him reflect
• Andrea explains their opposing anxiety baselines create relational tension
• Colette notes emotional states are contagious and can affect partners deeply

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