A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
The most mediocre time you'll ever have.

Thanks to all of the new #BDM for signing up and checking out the Tuesday NEW and Re-releases. We hope that you're really, really enjoying it…we've been having a great time and things seriously couldn't be better. We've been having a blast! If you're not already a #BDM member, be sure that you check out the "Registration" page at TomandDan.com. Here's a link: CLICK HERE.

On today's show:

Bohemian Grove

Bus Riding

Diarrhea on a bus = Hell on earth

Premium New Years Show

Griz Blood Shirt


Turnpike-ing a beer

A straight razor shave

Porn searching

Record players

Shower pooping

Straight to fingering

Mortician & funeral director

MortuaryReport.com with Heather

Thanks as always to all of you that download and support the show. We're grass roots and just having a good time and there's nothing more that we like than you guys leaving a 5-star rating and a comment or something on iTunes, It really, really helps us out. We will have new merch in next week…that's everything; t-shirts, hoodies, hats…everything. They're coming…trust me…I'll be working on all of this.

All the best and we'll see you next week,


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Merry Christmas and a very Happy Holidays to all of you downloaders, "Scumbags" and "Big Dick Millionaires!" We're so glad to have all of you on board and we want to wish all of you the most wonderful and fantastic holiday season! We've had a tough go…and it's gonna be fantastic to start a new year and see where "T&D" goes! You're all with us and we thank you for that! Thanks for the 5 Star Ratings on iTunes and for the reviews…you guys are fantastic and super funny. It means the world to us…thanks again for the support. Words cannot express the feeling that we get when you tell us that you love the show. Thanks!

Today was our "Free Friday" Christmas episode. (If you don't know what "Free Friday" is…well…that's the original podcast. We've always done a free Friday show and always will. That will NEVER go away. We are under the impression that we should never take anything away from you guys. We love you and your loyalty and we will only "add too" and NEVER "take away." If you do want more of us, then you can feel free to subscribe to our "BDM" membership…you'll find that under the "subscribe" feature of TomandDan.com. It helps us to keep the studio running and obviously helps out Dan…he's a jobless bum now…and you're pretty much looking at his new job.

On today's show:

"Quack Like a Duck"

The Snootio

Post Office Ruiners

Send in pics wearing your merch!


#1 MeeMaw Podcast

Free shirt for G-ma pics

Diamond Level Members

Draft Systems

Feliz Navidav

Fanny Packs

Bear Fights

Uno Fingering

Thanks as always for listening and supporting us! Download, tell your friends and give us a 5-star rating on iTunes! We can't thank you enough…truly…you guys are the frigg'n best!

Have a very, very, happy holiday!


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Thanks so much too everyone that tuned into today's Friday FREE show! As always, we will keep every show that we do every Friday FREE. We do offer a subscription package for those of you that want more content and you can find that by using the "sign up" section of TomandDan.com. To those of you that are #BDM status…thank you…you're really helping me out! As you all know, I've made a job change as of right now and by you guys subscribing keeps "A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan" on iTunes and on TomandDan.com. Thanks so much. It means more than you know…

On today's show:


"Quarry" Intern Mike's vomit story


Crime Scene Clean Up

The Expendables Call

Gandalf the Dog

Skydiving Crash

Seattle Caller

Big Ol' Ti*$ Controversy

Beat That Movie Down with D-Rugg

"Lawrence Fishberg"

Quack Like A Duck Video

Trombone Will calls

No Porno for Sex Offenders

BDM Nunchku

Thanks again, guys…you are all the best. Truly.


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These cats tell me I have something in my teeth…

It was really good to get back to the reason that Tom and I started doing this; the ability to just sit and shoot it and make each other laugh. We can all be honest and say that the week before everyone knew that there was a massive pick elephant in the room and we were obviously not at liberty to discuss it. That’s cool. You can only dwell in that much negativity before you start to truly loose the focus of…like we said at the origin of this post…the true reason why we were doing something. “A Mediocre Time” has always been…if anything…organic and fun. We intend to keep it like that. Forever. To those of you that are 100 percent new, WELCOME! We’re extremely glad to have all of you here at TomandDan.com. To those of you that have been with us for damned near 4 years…THANKS…it’s only going to get better.

For those of you that have been signing up, are signed up…or that might want more info about it….please hit us up at Show@TomandDan.com and I’m sure that we can fix or assist you in almost anyway that you need. (Within reason…no bl&* jobs, please.) Here’s a link if you’d like to get an extra “original” show and one “OG” or “Classic” show every Tuesday at 12am. We also give you a little companion before each show too so you know what to listen for if you’re a “T&D” newbie.

Today was a blast and we’ll just leave it at that…I’m tired and the past two weeks have been hell but at least we have a place that we can go to and blow off that stream and have a great time; TomandDan.com

Thanks to The Danger Brain, DIVUPS, Enemy Ink, Samantha the Intern, and Ross for being more help than you could ever imagine.

See you next week…and to those of you that are “Big Dick Millionaires”…we;ll see you on Tuesday. We think that you’re really going to love the show that we roll out for you. Here’s a hint…we’re not going in chronological order and this guy played Ellen’s Wedding…hmmmmmm…


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We don't really feel like writing a decription...but we left you a video at TomandDan.com

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We were without Ross today...but Brain was kind enough to head over and help us out with the phones. We hope that you all have a fantastic Thanksgiving...and we'll see you when the show retunrns from break next Friday! Thanks as always ansd make sure that you tell a friend!


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Snootsgiving 2 is TOMORROW!!! We can't wait to see all of you guys out at the West end Trading Company in Sanford starting at 7pm. The first 200 people will get "Tom and Dan lighters" and the first 100 people get a free Cigar City Beer. You're going to frigg'n LOVE it! Check out this Facebook link: https://www.facebook.com/events/356704067757379/?fref=ts We can't wait to see all of you guys!

On today's show…we had the frigg'n SUPERVILLAINS!!! We love these guys and what better a group than these cats to come and hang with us and to usher in #Snootsgiving 2! They also have show on this Wednesday at the Beacham downtown…and both of us are going to be there so if you're looking for something fun to do before Thanksgiving…head on out! That is gonna be insane!

Also on today's show:

Samuel Gone Crazy

Cigar City Brewing

"Keeps the rat doo-doo out…"



Sleep Driving

Jai Lai at Jai Lai

The Goldfish Story 2.0

A Call from Rupe

Supervillains in studio

We'll see you guys at Snootsgiving! Can't wait to see you!


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Today was an odd day. We knew that we were going to have @TiffWorld (Tiffany Martin) from the band Dollface and @TonyRage (Tony Rage) from the band A Dying Regime. There was really nothing planned but it was a hell fun show. Thanks to both of the guy for coming in…we love you cats…you're the best.

On today's show:

Tony Rage

Tiffany Martin

House Arrest Chris Calls

Snootsgiving - Free Beer

"Old Enough to pee…#Snootsgiving"

Tiff in Vegas

PeePee Batman

D-Rugg's "Beat That Movie Down"

Pinky the porn star

"Act like a service dog."

The business letter to Jay Leno

Thanks for everything kids! Don't forget to rate us 5-stars on iTunes and leave us a review on iTunes.

All love,


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Happy Halloween!

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We have a completely EXTRA loaded show for you guys today! In case you were wondering about our awesome friend, Tiffany Martin from the band "Dollface", well…we've got the scope! Make sure and listen to the first hour of the show completely dedicated to #AMT's greatest guest EVER! (This was decided over many, many beers and many events where Tiffany helped us out. He's truly a wonderful person…friend for life!) Please support her: @TiffWorld  on Twitter and HERE on Facebook. Thanks to our friend Earl Funk from Trinity Tattoo for coming in and discussing graffiti and tattoos with us. He's rad…support him. 

We'll see you guys next week…


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