A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
The most mediocre time you'll ever have.

Hey there gang! How the hell is it going on this lazy Saturday afternoon?

Well, it's lazy for me only because Maisie has a small ear infection that has kept us inside for the majority of the day. The original plan was to go pool party craz-mo but there's no way that I want to be that guy who drags his sick child to a place where there are other kids and then you get all of those kids sick too. Nope. Not going to do it. Ok - about this week of shows; I can say will completely honesty that I LOVED this week of broadcasting. I loved everything about it. I really enjoyed our "A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan" shows that we put out on Real Radio. They were so good and the guests that we had in, from Jeff Howell to Ryan from "Red Cypress Brewery" were all super fantastic! I really hope that you guys are digging those as much as I am. Also, for those of you who aren't that familiar with that version of what Tom and I do, it will soon be available on our new "Tom and Dan Mediocre App." The fellas over at Mako Media have really been working hard to add that as more content and also get all of the Android phone issues that we've been having buttoned up. We know that we’ve got issues with the Android version of the app and please know that we’re currently working on it. If you happen to have an Android device and you might be having issues, you can use this link to report the device and problem that you might be having. It will really help us out. HERE: https://form.jotform.com/61755310291956

I need to get back to my point. Sheryl Underwood was an amazing interview and was so fun and hilarious. And then I had an absolute blast when we did the “Friday Free Show” yesterday. The calls, the guests, the everything. It’s just so damned fun. I’m a lucky dude. On Friday’s show:

-Scam stories

-The Pillow Case Bandit

-IRS scam

-Gay Kidnapping Publix

-Purple Lamborghini

-Lil Yachty

-Sizzurp

-Pranking pizza guys

-Taint muscle

-Reverse snake swallow

-Rapping whale

-Chris Crespo from Cinema Crespodiso is here!

-Movie writing software

As always, we can’t thank you guys enough for listening and the support that you give us. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again - we flat out have the best listeners in the world. There are none better.

Thanks for checking out the show and we’ll see you guys next week!

d

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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

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It's the latest version of "A Gentleman's Guide to Manliness." That's about it.

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Show #376

-Pints for Pulse event

-Jody and Scott are here!

-Ross was a talk radio troll

-Beer tub vagina

-Tom’s an asshole contest

-Jellybean is the safety word

-Tuddle shanghai’s the show!

-Fish dealers

-Crystal defends Tom

-The old 42 1/2

-White hate crimes in Miami

-Piss in Poe’s gas tank

-Reverse cowgirl the toilet

-Venezuelan Leo wants a date

Direct download: Show376-JodyandScott.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:12pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

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It's the latest version of "A Gentleman's Guide to Manliness." That's about it.

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Tomorrow...per the usual. 

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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

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It's the latest version of "A Gentleman's Guide to Manliness." That's about it.

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Good morning fine listeners, "scumbags", and anyone else that might happen to be up this early,

Dan here.

I'm currently watching Maisie eat some Sugarkiss Mellon and I'm having a Jimmy Dean Turkey Sausage Sunriser. Ahhhhhhh...Dad Life. I can honestly say that I think she got the better end of the bargain here. If you've never had a Sugarkiss Mellon and like anything like cantaloupe, make sure you try it. It's like the sweetest thing that you've ever had in your life. I digress.

Apologies for getting this show write up out a day late but as a lot of you guys know, Tom and I had to peace out from the studio in record time. Both of us were in charge of the on field announcements for last night's Orlando City match. I wish that I could say that our team got the full 3 points - we did not - but we did end with a nil/nil tie and at least took one point away from what can only be described as a terribly trying week. For those of you that don't follow soccer, OCSC decided to part ways with the only coach that we've ever known, Adrian Heath. I'm not going to lie, it was more than a shock to me at first but I do understand how sports and more importantly the sports business works. This week was tough but I will say that yesterday's show made me feel a hell of a lot better.


Thanks very much to Owen from "The Oh No Radio Show" for helping to do the news. (As many of you know - Ross took the summer off to spend time with his kids but he did pop by yesterday to hang it. Good stuff.) Owen did a fantastic job and it was more than a pleasure having him hang with us. Check out his show HERE!

On yesterday's show:

-Owen from Oh No Radio is sitting in 

-Super Mario Ken is here

-Tom Vann off!

-Vann paradox

-Tom almost kills his family with fireworks

-Tom doesn’t know how shot glasses work

-Ross and rat traps

-Ant farm sandals

-Beardmun Babies

-Hippos are monsters

-Shame porn

-Mediocre Messages

-Midwest Meetup

I think you're really going to like this show as much as I did. I thought it was a goodie and all over the place. Special thanks again to OTHER Tom Vann for taking the time to call us and be a part of the show. He was fantastic and a really, really good sport.

Until Monday - have a fantastic weekend and be safe out there!

d

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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

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It's the latest version of "A Gentleman's Guide to Manliness." That's about it.

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No show is going to be absolutely perfect and just when you think that you've hit your stride - "SH*T HAPPENS." Although we know that many of you will enjoy today's show - Tom and I were less than impressed. It was a perfect case of just trying to squeeze WAY too much into one show. We had Seth, we had guests, we had an Indian princess, we had a ticket challenge, we had emails, we had news, we had phones that had been tested directly before the beginning of the show - and then we had them FAIL. It's everything that you love and everything that we hate - all rolled into one show. Hey - they're not going to be winners but we'll just dust ourselves off and hit it again next week! Thanks to Samantha and Ross for always doing such a great job! And thanks to Seth from "The Jungle Orlando" for stopping by and always making us laugh! 

If you don't already have our new version of the "Tom and Dan Mediocre App", please make sure that you either download the new version or update your device. We do know that this app is NOT going to work with ALL Android devices and we have been working on that and should have a new update very, very soon. Apologies guys. We're really trying and please know that this app is going to be updated on the regular with new features and new patches so everyone will be able to join in the fun and use it. 

On today's show:

-Ross is back today!

-Seth sits in with us

-Ross left his kids with birds

-Mediocre Messages

-Things to j*** off with

-Ross’ summer adventures with his kids

-Eating on the toilet

-Emily- Cherokee tribal member

-Ticket challenge with Seth

-Ross’ news

 

As always, Tom and I appreciate all of your support and patience as we continue to figure out this whole "we podcast for a living" thing. Today was a bit discouraging but there are always going to be days like this. This is all part of it and hopefully you guys a few laughs out of our distress. Sometimes there nothing more funny than "the real" and today you got to hear a "mad Tom" and an "obsessed with his phones not working" Dan. 

There it is! 

Have a great weekend and an even better holiday! 

d

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