A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
The most mediocre time you'll ever have.

"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies." 

Direct download: AGGTM-FREEPEEWEE.mp3
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Happy Monday, T&D Family!

All of us here at The Streamline Studio hope that you guys have an f'n fantastic Monday! Did you watch the Oscars? Or did you watch QVC, as I did? I'm not at all anti-award shows, but I just didn't feel like dedicating an S ton of time to something that feels really like the judgment of art. There's enough of that in the world right now, so I felt like my talents were better served to watch three possibly drunk people, sell Invicta watches on a cruise ship. (I told you I really watched it.)

On this week's show:

  • Farting in front of significant other
  • Tom’s kids have to sell a coupon book
  • Buy one, get one donger
  • Re-painting Seth’s gym
  • Two gay rabbits
  • Native Americans from South America
  • Arguments on social media
  • Dan’s vet visit
  • Seth’s bad reviews
  • Sending texts too late
  • Cauliflower b-hole
  • Karaoke songs
  • R. Kelly arrested
  • Robert Kraft arrested for soliciting sex

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Thanks to everyone who caught the show LIVE on Twitch. If you have no idea what I'm talking about, then head over to this link and watch us do most of our shows LIVE! www.Twitch.TV/TomandDanLive will get you started. And if Twitch is not your thing, I've started to download all of the Friday Free Shows on YouTube to try and grow that channel a little bit. Just head over to YouTube and search for "AMediocreTime." All of the Swervey Jones "Mediocre Toons" are on there, a bunch of behind the scenes and older clips, and more T&D video goodness. We'd really appreciate it if you'd check it out and subscribe.

On that note, I'll talk to most of you on the OG, and BDM shows that we're recording today or on A Corporate Time later tonight on Real Radio 104.1.

d

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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: DonnellRawlingsInterview.mp3
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"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies." 

Direct download: AGGTM-THEFRIENDZONE.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:56pm EDT

How the heck is you, fine listeners of "A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan!" I hope these show notes find you rested and happy after that beautiful weekend. (I guess this would only be the case for those of us who live in the Central Florida area. I know a lot of you that are out of state aren't really having a great time this year with all of the cold. My apologies.)

With that said, please enjoy our latest "Friday Free Show" offering and it was Tom's birthday! And for those of you who like it awkward, you're going to love the end of the show when Tom goes full "sex awkward" and then actually embraces it. Nothing makes me happier. 

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On this week's show:

  • Tom’s birthday! 
  • Tom got a speeding ticket
  • Maisie's running a playground money game
  • Genitalia terminology 
  • BJ coupon book
  • Jet ski Michael Winslow 
  • Blippi’s poo video 
  • Fart gas mask 
  • Tom’s bday threesome

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Thanks to all of you who caught the show LIVE on Twitch and thanks to all of you who watch the replays later on YouTube. If you'd like to  check out all of our show that we've live streamed, head over to www.Twitch.tv/TomandDanLive or our YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/AMediocreTime 

All of our toons are on there, the old school Tom and Dan shorts...there's all kinds of great stuff on there! Make sure you like and subscribe - it really helps us out! 

Have a fantastic Monday and we'll see you guys later today for the OG, BDM, and ACT shows!

All the best,

d

Direct download: Show508-Birthday3Way.mp3
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"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies." 

Direct download: AGGTM-LEVELOFCOMFORT.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:23pm EDT

Hey, there my little darlings! (This is how my daughter addresses all of the stuffed animals on her bed. It's sort of creepy.)

I hope these show notes find all of you well on this rather amazing looking, Saturday morning! 

Some of the things that Tom and I have to deal with as small business owners, would actually blow your minds! Or maybe not. Maybe you own a small business and you deal with this S too, but let's just say that what Tom and I were doing last night while I was editing was arguably one of the strangest and most willy-nilly things that I've ever done in my life! Hahaha... Who knows if we'll ever get to tell you about it but I'm hoping so. I think you guys would like to know a little bit more of the day to day and the behind the scenes. So, the show...ah, yes! 

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On this week's show:

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Thanks, as always, to everyone who caught the show live on Twitch. If you haven't checked out the live feed, this is something new that we've been doing for about a year. The best part is that you actually get to see what we're doing, how we're reacting, and all of the stuff that we're talking about LIVE on camera and it adds a whole different element to the podcast. Head over to www.Twitch.tv/TomandDanLive to watch LIVE, for show replays, or to donate to the production cost of the show. And another new thing that I've been doing is consolidating and editing the "Friday Free Show" down and then uploading it to YouTube. This makes it a little easier to check out if the thought of Twitch is intimidating to you or if you're possibly not familiar. You can find that HERE! Don't forget to subscribe to the YouTube channel for all videos and Tom and Dan toons! 

On that note - thanks to Sam, Travis, Bus, and all who sat in - and nothing but multitudes and buckets of love for all of you who listen and continue to be the best F'n listeners in the world! 

Love ya,

d

Direct download: Show507-KennysRoger.mp3
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"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies."

Direct download: AGGTM-2619-THEHUMIDOR-FIN.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:51pm EDT

I love what I do. I do.

I know that I work almost all of the time, but it's just f'n fun to do this, and I really and sincerely hope that all of you enjoy it just a quarter of how much I enjoy trying to put stuff together that will make you smile. 

Today's show was an f'n banger! A BANGER, I TELL YA! I've been talking to Sabrina (The News Junkie Radio Show and local comedian) about stopping by and just popping in and hanging on the show, and today we were able to make that happen. 

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  • Samantics, 2-year party, is tonight
  • Tom’s backyard projects
  • Super Bowl bets
  • Spider ravioli 
  • Poo gate with Crystal and the neighbor
  • Waiting til 6:30…
  • Landlines
  • Hungry Florida Man
  • Man wigs
  • Dan fails at Paying it Forward
  • Low emission parking- Poison-mobile
  • Sabrina stops by
  • Gyno visits/Gynocast
  • Best drunk food 
  • Big Yachty 
  • Bank vaults
  • Tom Vanntura

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Have a beautiful Saturday and congrats again to Samantha on the 2-year celebration! She's a great producer, podcast host, and friend. 

See ya Monday! 

d

Direct download: Show506-Gyno-Cast_feat._Sabrina.mp3
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