A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan (general)
The most mediocre time you'll ever have.

Going out to Olive Garden for my daughter's birthday. She is a culinary swine. I'll fill this out in the AM. Love you all! - d

Direct download: Show525-StuffinTheMusket.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:28pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: MichaelYoInterview.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:53pm EDT

"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies." 

Direct download: AGGTM-WINNDIXIESHOESHINEKIT.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:29pm EDT

Hey there, gang! How's things?

First of all, thanks to all of the BDM's who subscribe and help us to do this every single week. You guys are so f'n awesome! We love doing this - but we would be nothing without you. We have the best listeners in the world. If only we had the best show in the world. 😳

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On this week's show:

*Mister Fans

* Tom pre-mayonnaise'd Dan's buns

* Toms house almost flooded

* Heroic acts vs heroes

* Mail on Male

* Gross things kids do

* Dreams- Tom likes listening to his kids' dreams

* Never eat a dead man's cookies

* Drug freakout stories/calls

* Buying alcohol for minors

* Crystal stops by

* Dan and Andrea's biggest fight- FaceTime

* Show the Badge 

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That's it, kids! Tomorrow is the big BDM BBQ - and then later that night I'll be hanging out at the big BYOCB 4-Year Anniversary Party because you just can't have enough good podcast, milestone, parties! 

And on that note - we'll see you next week!

d

Direct download: Show524-DeadMansCookies.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:10pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: CocoaBrownInterview.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:25pm EDT

"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies." 

Direct download: AGGTM-EROTICDENTISTRY.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:29pm EDT

Hey there folks! Thanks for taking the time to press play on our show and we hope that you have as much fun listening to it, as we did creating it. All love and thanks to Owen from "The Oh No Radio Show" for hitting us with news today and on to the show! 

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* Dan's parody song, "Old Tom Vann"

* Attitude era or wrestling

* Bonding with Alexa

* Romantic Flabio

* Rice experiment- Love energy vs Hate energy 

* News with Owen from Oh No Radio Show

* Weird Al statue removed

* Girl Scout cookies/World's Finest Chocolate

* Tug maps 

* Tom's bets/pizza party

* Mail on Male

* Tom reading test

* Banging an ugly chick vs hot guy

* Pressure wash the P

* Tommy bullying Tom about being circumcised 

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We'll see some of you later today as we do a live podcast at the 13th Annual West End Trading Company Hurricane Party. If you're out there hanging, please drop by and say hello. We'd love to see you. It should be a really fun time. 

Have a great weekend and we'll talk to you on Monday! 

d

Direct download: SHOW523-MAMAJUNEVSZACHEFRON.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:27pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: JoshBlue2.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:00pm EDT

"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies." 

Direct download: AGGTM-52919-HOWMUCHFORTHECOUCH.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:11pm EDT

* Recap of Felecia's fight with Seth

* T's coming out during fights

* Toast to Jordan Butler- WEAR YOUR SEATBELTS!

* Chris Turner's rap about Seth

* Seth's news

* Lasers affecting shit his pants on the plane

* Gay wedding on Arthur

* Amanda calls in with crazy story about pizza delivery

* Dan tells his mom that he and Andrea are anti-vaxxers

* A cop tried to hire someone to kill her husband

* Tom Hanks denied beer at a music festival

* Gender reveal; Seth high kicks a balloon

* Emotions are stored in t's

:)

d

Direct download: Show522-PizzaGenderReveal.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:38pm EDT

"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies." 

Direct download: AGGTM-52219-GREATQUESTIONSTEVE.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:44pm EDT

Hi there. I'm really, really, REALLY tired. So, about the notes. They're better than most of the time, but this time they're going to be short and sweet. HERE! 

On this week's show:

* Special Needs Detective song

* Tom cancels his appearance on Samantics AGAIN

* If a dragon wears a wig

* Tommy wants to be a karate man

* Crystal went to Vegas to see Celine Dion

* Tom is Swamp Mr. Bean 

* "You can't get tired of having cancer" -Tom Vann

* Gripes and Gratefuls

* Macho Man Randy Newman

* Randy Moulton calls in- Tom says "I love you"

* Tom listens to gambling podcasts

* Felecia Spencer's UFC Fight Night coming up- Tom wants to bet on the fight

* Call with Seth and Felecia

* News with Chris Fisher

* Most expensive coming to U.S.

* Guns n Rose lawsuit

* Memphis airport confiscating bbq sauce 

* Steak n Shake milkshake getting rid of cherries

* Call Mama Dennis about tying cherries in your mouth

* "I'll lick the skin off the apple" -Tom Vann

We should have never called my Mom. 

That is all. 

d

 

 

Direct download: Show521-DragonWithAWig.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:39pm EDT

"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies." 

Direct download: AGGTM-51519-CBDGRANNY.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:56pm EDT

Yo! 

Happy Friday and welcome to the weekend, everyone! (If you're a BDM member, the entire show cast will see you tomorrow for the summer BDM meet-up! We're really stoked to spend a little bit of time with all of you and your families at an "undisclosed location." Hahaha... If you're not a BDM member, then feel free to use THIS LINK to sign up and join in all of the fun! The BDM shows are tremendous, and we've been trying to do some different and fun shows for you guys...BUT...the BDM meet-ups are the best part! Getting to hang with you guys and laugh is the absolute best part of what we get to do. See you tomorrow afternoon!)

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We thought that we were going to have comedian Majah Hype on the show today but as I type this, all of his shows at The Orlando Improv are all sold out, and Tom just told me canceled. That's too bad. I really enjoy it when we get to chat with new comedians and folks that haven't been in the game very long and this guy is somewhat new...with an assload of success! At any rate, good luck snagging a ticket for his shows this weekend. Maybe we'll get to chat with him when he rolls back through again.

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Thanks for all of the feedback that you guys have been leaving for me regarding the new Mediocre App update. Both iOS and Android have updates, but that doesn't mean that we're not going to have issues or bugs. If you would do me a huge favor and shoot me an email if you find a bug, I'll be your best friend. (Not really.) Show@TomandDan.com is the email address that I use to pass on to the developers so thank you in advance. We're going to be meeting in the next couple of weeks to get to the bottom of what new features we'd like to add. If you have any ideas or critiques, please get at us, and I'll be sure to pass all of that along.

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New shirts and hats should be hitting the webpage in the next couple of months. I know that sounds like a lot of time, but we've got some pretty rad prototypes that we're trying to get designed and then put into production. Fitted caps - straw hats - tank tops - towels - all sorts of cool sh*t! We think that you're going to like them and the wait shouldn't be much longer. Keep your eyes peeled. 

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On this week's show:

  • Gender switch Snapchat filters
  • Seth is here with news: Going to Chicago
  • Racist tax
  • Impossible burgers at BK
  • Sports Illustrated- First model to wear hijab/burkini
  • GOT letdowns
  • The Royal baby- Archie
  • Gripes
  • Dr. Masseuse
  • Dating Apps
  • Mail on male
  • The motion of the ocean debate again
  • Hours worked per week
  • Bus McGruff
  • Gungala Gungala
  • Sesame Seeds

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Thanks for hanging with us and for pressing play, folks! Have a wonderful weekend and be safe out there! We'll chat with you Monday for an on-location BDM show on the White Claw Sport Fishing Boat and an OG show with comedian Maz Jabroni! 

All love,

d

 

Direct download: Show520-GunglaGungla.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:03pm EDT

"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies." 

Direct download: AGGTM-STEVESFREEPITBULLCONCERT.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:53pm EDT

Happy "First Friday in May" ya'll! 

Tom and I and the entire T&D Media gang hope that these show notes find you more than well! As many of you know, "The Bus" has taken on a new role as a storyteller for the Orange County Sherrif's Office so it looks like we're going to see less of him on the Friday Free Shows, but we expected that. We're super stoked for him and wish him nothing but the best as he transitions into his new position. I'm more than sure that he will pop up again once he gets a few months under his belt. Congrats, Bus! To go from this show to be a full-on narc is pretty f'n hilarious! Don't taze us, bro! And do you have any yank when it comes to parking tickets downtown?

We're stoked to have Owen from "The Oh No Radio Show" sitting in with us today for news! Owen has been podcasting in this area for a very, very, VERY long time and runs one of the tightest podcasts in the business. Do us a solid, and be sure and check out their show! They have some of the best bits that I've ever seen and they're beyond nice! Just all around great folks! 

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It looks like the Orlando Weekly is doing their "Best of Orlando" deal again and I'm a little conflicted this year. Normally, we ask you guys to vote but with so many other awesome podcasts out there...I honestly don't know whether to start begging or just ignore it this year? It was always fun to join together to try and win something, but now we're so busy that we don't have time for a lot of this stuff. (Not at all saying that it's not important...but is it? Hahaha...) I'm sure we'll eventually get around to the begging so here's a link if you'd like to jump over to their site, throw us a vote or 100 and give them clicks...because let's all be honest. It's all about the clicks. That's the main reason that they do this every year. 

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Did you get your email about the big BDM gathering that's coming up soon? Not a BDM member? This is going to be the first, truly family-friendly BDM event that we've done and I'm really f'n excited about it! If you did not receive your BDM email or if there has been an issue with your account, please email show@tomanddan.com and we'll do our best to get all of that patched up for you. (If you're emailing on the weekend, please note that replies might be in the evenings or early mornings because of life shiz...haha) If you're not a BDM member but have been thinking about it, we would LOVE to have you! It's the true community and family of what we do...and that's what you guys are the best listeners in the world!

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On this week's show:

  • Tom’s sick
  • Tommy’s school orientation
  • School lunches
  • Rucker the Trucker calls in- Bullied by his dad for being gay even though he’s not
  • Board shorts vs speedos/short shorts
  • Riff Raff and Mike Busey’s rehab commercials
  • Going to music festivals
  • Using the term “gay” as a negative
  • Learning to swim 
  • White trash folklore
  • Max is a Cadbury kid just like his dad
  • BDM for Gripes
  • Nerdy is trendy
  • Dad’s from the 80s
  • Motion of the Ocean/Doing the dolphin
  • Products with Owen from Oh No Radio Show
  • Growler draft system
  • Dream Dribble with Tim Hardaway 
  • Noisyband
  • Menstrual cups/ Period World: Worst theme park 

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Thanks, as always for pressing play, emailing the show, hanging in the Twitch chatroom, watching the replays on YouTube, and for participating on social media. You guys never cease to amaze us and we're proud and excited that you're along for the ride. Have a wonderful weekend! 

d

Direct download: Show519-WhiteTrashFolklore.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:12am EDT

"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies." 

Direct download: AGGTM-CHOPPEDOFFFINGERS.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:55pm EDT

Hey, there gang!

Tom and I both hope that this Friday Free show podcast finds you well! Today we are without Samantha because it's her birthday, so that can only mean one of one thing; the show is going to be off the rails and a complete nutty $h!t show! (Happiest of birthday's, Sam! We love ya and we're so happy that we get to work with you every day! Have a fantastic birthday weekend!) Before I forget, remember that you can watch all Friday Free Shows and almost all "A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan" show on Twitch. Here's our link: www.Twitch.tv/TomandDanLive - It's a hell of a good time because you can interact with the chat live, ask us questions, and even tip out the show. If you have Amazon Prime, you have a FREE Premium Membership too! All you have to do is go to our page, sign up, and then subscribe. And, if that wasn't enough, all Twitch shows are then uploaded to YouTube so you can watch them at any time. Just search "A Mediocre Time" on YouTube. We have tons of Twitch shows and hundreds of "Mediocre Toons."

On today's show:

  •  Shock the Nanny
  • Sam's B-day/Tom Bumbles
  • Tom's Wedding/Missing the boat
  • Tinky Winky
  • Pubes and Boogers
  • Booger Hogan
  • T-punching the Fart Box VS Regular Style
  • Seth's Taco T Party

Thanks so much for pressing play and we'll see you guys on Monday for OG and BDM shows! 

d

Direct download: Show518-ButtLibrarian.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:08pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: PabloAndMyVerseInterview.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:48pm EDT

Good Friday to all of you!!! 

(It actually IS "Good Friday"...as I was reminded over and over by my Mother this morning. If you're not sure what that is, it's when "Jesus died for all of our sins." Just an FYI in case you feel like you need to confess or be a better person rapidly considering the rapture should be happening soon!)

Thanks to all of you who caught this Friday Free Show LIVE on Twitch. Not sure what that is? We have cameras in the studio and you can actually watch us create a show LIVE almost every day! We go LIVE from the beautiful Streamline Mortgage Solutions Studio almost every weekday starting around 11 am. And not to worry if you don't have the time to log into Twitch and grab the show LIVE. I snag all of the videos from Twitch and I put it on YouTube over the weekend so you can watch the replays. Please check out our YouTube channel, LIKE and subscribe. All of that helps the show and the brand. 

On this week's show: 

  • BJs in a hurricane
  • Bus is back!
  • The Catacombs
  • Lochness Monster Museum- Loch Dock
  • Tents are marriage puzzles
  • Bus news
  • Stuff Caesar/Make him a robot/Shoot out of cannon
  • Notre Dame rebuilding
  • Mashed potato bandit
  • Whip it out and scoop
  • Tom Vann: Special Needs Detective
  • White vans get a bad rap
  • Active shooter drills
  • Tom’s night vision porno
  • Returning to Real Radio
  • Goo Goo Calendar 
  • Quitting Kratom

Thanks to Sam, The Bus, Travis, and all of you for the help today! On that note, we'll see you on Monday for an all-new BDM show! Have a wonderful weekend!

d

Direct download: Show517-WhipItOutAndScoop.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:56pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: DeonCole2.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 7:59am EDT

"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies." 

Direct download: AGGTM-FRUITYSHAMU.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:05pm EDT

Hey there AMT gang! 

All of us here at T&D Media, are so glad that you joined us today and thank you so, SO much for pressing play! We had a good one and hope that this fun #fridayfreeshow pushes you into a fantastic weekend! Don't forget that our summer BDM party will be coming up, so look for details about that and remember - you can watch all of our "Friday Free Shows" on-demand on YouTube. Just click this link or search for "A Mediocre Time." All of our #mediocretoons are on there too and if you haven't fallen into that black hole, what are you waiting for! It's a great way to introduce people to the show. Or you can use those clips to offend people. It happens. 

On this week's show:

  • Orlando Magic jerseys on! 
  • Parent myths- Long con dad prank
  • Pressure washer wand = Gutter
  • Dan’s the youngest person watching QVC
  • Being on the internet/phone all day 
  • Zack from Ohio recorded a mail on male intro
  • Manta sleep mask argument 
  • Live on live with Jim Colbert
  • Kingpin got cancer
  • Jimmy’s painting stash 
  • News with Butler
  • Arby’s contest: Trip to Hawaii
  • Nazi carvings in public bathrooms
  • Undies pouch
  • Pouch is too hot
  • Space age C pouch 

We love you guys and look forward to chatting with all of you on Monday for our BDM and OG shows. Thanks for supporting us and have a more than wonderful weekend! 

d

Direct download: Show516-SpaceAgeDongPouch.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:58pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: MargaretChoInterview3.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:56pm EDT

Direct download: AGGTM-41019-ARACCOONINASUIT.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:12pm EDT

Thanks for hanging with us this afternoon, folks! It's always a rad time when we can all meet up and laugh our way into the weekend! And don't worry if you weren't able to catch the show live on Twitch; you can always check out the replays on YouTube. You can find those HERE!

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On this week's show:

 

  • Butler’s song/accident
  • Tom’s trip to Fort Wilderness
  • The Wizard’s spectrum episode
  • Imaginary clam chowder
  • Tommy’s injury
  • Tom’s visit to the doctor - prostate exam
  • Goopy butt
  • Butler’s news
  • Pelican update
  • Cameras in an airBnB
  • Mail on male
  • The Perlmans
  • Dan’s funeral request
  • The Scoop vs The Shoot

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Thanks for listening, ya'll. 

Tom and I are off Monday but expect a new BDM show because unlike most people, we are fairly prepared. Fairly. (We're very LIVE PD people...)

Love ya,

d

Direct download: Show515-ImaginaryClamChowder.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:00pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: JayPharoahInterview3.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:12pm EDT

"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies." 

Direct download: AGGTM1-4319-RELIGIONANDPOLITICS.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:42pm EDT

Wow...I don't think that I've laughed that hard in a really, really, REALLY long time. What a fun show. 

Thanks and love to both White Claw Hard Seltzer and Mellow Mushroom for making the little Friday Free Show gathering we did a hell of a lot of fun. For those of you that were there, Tom and I hope that you had a really good time! 

On this week's show:

Dan almost gets run over

* Monsters telethon audio/Dan's mental powers
* Tom's hammerhead shark heirloom
* The future of Facebook
* Crystal loves pranking Tom and the boys
* Cookie roach
* BDM Andrew pinned between a car and a work van
* Mr. Glasspipe
* The Great Meemaw Bush Fire
* Mail on Male
* Pod Gods
* Tom's loogie grinding with foot
* Butler walks in on Tom in the bathroom
* Bus news
* Crazy opinions on the internet
* Woman spacewalk
* Tommy lost his glasses in a canoe 
 
Thanks for listening, everyone! This one was straight fire and if you have not checked out the show that we did with Chico Bean, you're definitely going to want to check that one out. You can watch the entire thing on YouTube, in stunning HD quality video. (It's not that stunning. Hahahaha...) 
 
On that note, I think I'm going to have to give in to my allergies and  head back to bed. I hope you guys have an amazing weekend and we'll see you back here on Monday for all of the BDM shows. We have a special "go-to" show that's planned for you guys that we think you're really, really going to like. See you then! 
 
d
Direct download: Show514-ThePodGods.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:14pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: ChicoBeanInterview.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:30am EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: AGGTM-32019-BIRTHDAYSTEVE.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:34pm EDT

And just like that, it's another Friday Free Show in the books! This one was a little odd in the fact that we didn't have an Improv comic in the morning. We all had a few obligations and just to pull that curtain back a little bit, it was John Witherspoon. Here's the thing; he's a great man - a legend - and nothing but kind - BUT - with that said, I'm not sure what we can talk to him about at this point. Some of these guys have been doing this for so long, that when we get the chance to talk to them, I just want them to take care of themselves and go to bed! John falls under that category. He's the nicest man but get your rest Pops. People will come to see you this weekend. I don't doubt that one bit. Oh, but why was it odd? Well, we seemed to have a great deal of time to get things done so it makes the Friday not feel quite like a Friday. Even now, those are some of the hardest days that we work. We record from 10 am until pretty much 5 pm. Yeah, it's too long and we're working on that. We might be cutting back on the recording in the near future.
 
On this week's show:
 
  • Bus’ big ol’ bus
  • Can you be anything you want to be?
  • 80s drug commercials
  • Best advice to give kids
  • We call Mama Dennis about Dan lying about a choir performance
  • Caller- Update on prancing boss
  • White trash Oompa Loompa
  • Bus News
  • Florida Man birthday challenge
  • Coors sues Anheiser-Busch
  • Shaq’s the new board member for Papa John’s
  • New Woodstock/music fest
  • Crazy church lady video
  • The Stiff Dad
  • Tom is baby Kermit
  • Male on mail
  • Carl from Minnesota
  • Level 10 Carl 
 
if you want to see what it looks like when you have a computer program crash, check out this show on Twitch. GarageBand crashed about 30 minutes into the show and now I'm fairly proficient at not freaking out and fixing it. (If you need to be walked through these steps, hit me up. I'd love to help out. Dan@TomandDan.com - As always, thanks to all of you who caught the show live on Twitch, thanks to all of you who check out the show replays on YouTube, thanks to all of you who download wherever you snag your podcasts, and thanks to all of you who are BDMs and ensure that we can keep doing more and more T&D shows!
 
We love you guys and we'll see you Monday for OG, BDM, and ACT shows!
 
d
Direct download: Show513-CutnGrapeswithLevel10Carl.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:03pm EDT

"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies." 

Direct download: AGGTM-PARTYSTUD.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:12pm EDT

Hey there, gang! 

Well, this is odd.

Today is the official 10 year anniversary of "A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan." Tom and I lost track of time. We knew it was close but not this close.

...

Yeah. Take a second and see how that feels.

Just let it soak in.

We have been pumping out our brand of broadcasting for 10 full years. I mean, with everything that we went through with starting the show and doing it as a relief to broadcasting that was no longer fun. Just getting things together and wading into the "podcast waters" was difficult enough - but then there was all of the bullsh*t of "Show #159" and everything that went along with that. I would be lying to you if I said that portion of time didn't really take a hit to my health and to my sanity. It was dark, my friends. Very, very dark. The idea that I - that we - were working with people that were so sadistic and horrible that they would try to ruin our lives only because we had created something that was better than what had come before it, was truly baffling to me. You know the story. You know what happened. You know who did it and I'll move on. I got a little fired up today talking with Jim Norton and hearing his same disdain for radio stations, the people who program them, and the BS that seems to follow them. Even NOW, we're dealing with it. Who would have thought that the same people that forced us to make the very correct decision that we wanted to do podcasting fulltime because THEY didn't believe in it - would be the same people that would now be buying and snatching up podcasts as fast as they could because it's now suddenly COOL and relevant. SMDH. Come on, man. Are you f'n kidding me? I could go on and on and ON about this and will not but I'm sure you get what I'm trying to say. Thomas Vann is a wise man when he says repeatedly, "Nothing Matters." He's a wise, wise, man. 

On this week's show:

  • 10 years podcasting today! 
  • Tony Griftalotta
  • The Dan Cummins audio curse
  • Butler broke his toilet 5 times on the cruise
  • Butler gets solicited by a prostitute 
  • Butler saves an old man in the bushes of Baldwin
  • Caller peepee's in his bosses work truck 
  • 87 new BDMs this week 
  • Podcast Movement apology 
  • Mail on male
  • Dan’s sex story; Andrea not a fan of facials
  • Bus news: The Pelican King
  • KFC Hot Tub
  • College FBI scandal
  • Maisie and fake beer 

Ok. I put my soap box away. 

Talk to you Monday, friends! I love ya! 

d

Direct download: Show512-MrPodcock.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:48pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: JimNortonInterview.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:25pm EDT

"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies." 

Direct download: AGGTM-ROLLYONMYARM_ANDIMPOURINGCHANDON.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:58pm EDT

I'm busy trying to get everything ready for the T&D cruise that we leave on tomorrow. I'll try and knock this out in the AM. - d

Direct download: Show511-GayBlacksmith.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:45pm EDT

"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies." 

Direct download: AGGTM-HODGEPODGE.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:19pm EDT

Happy Monday morning, fine listeners! 

This is going to be one of those strange accelerated weeks for us when we try to make sure that everything at the studio is taken care of before we head out on the Tom and Dan Cruise. Thankfully, we're a little more organized than we have been so I'm not expecting things to e a real "s-show." Let's just hope that all of the electronics on the boat are in good working order. I'm not sure if you remember but the last two times that we've done anything with Dan Cummins, but it's been an f'n disaster! (There was OLE, and then there was the messed up recording from last July at The Orlando Improv. Our track record is pretty bad. Hahaha...) With all of that said, please enjoy this "super-sized" Friday Free Show and I'll be talking to you guys on the today's BDM shows! 

On this week's show:

  • Bad bouquets 
  • Zach from Ohio calls in; he booked a sketchy hotel 
  • Bahamas/Cruise talk
  • Tom’s ticket update
  • Pee Boners
  • Tommy is being bullied
  • Gothopotomus
  • Pull-out method
  • Tom tattoos for 10K
  • Pull-out method
  • Blind text game
  • Six degrees of grifting
  • Crystal picking up kids in WRX
  • Doing anything is hard

Thanks to all of you who have been catching the stream LIVE on Twitch and remember, I've been uploading all of the Friday Free Shows and comedian interviews on YouTube. Please take the time to share and subscribe. It helps us out, and if you're not already subscribing on Twitch and have Amazon Prime, you can really help the show out by subscribing. Amazon will go and give us three bucks, and that allows us to get more and greater equipment and hopefully build the mobile rig that we want to have by the middle of this year.

Have a wonderful day and we'll be talking to you later for the OG and the BDM shows of the week!

All the best,

d

Direct download: Show510-Gothopotamus.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:35pm EDT

"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies." 

Direct download: AGGTM-FREEPEEWEE.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:02pm EDT

Happy Monday, T&D Family!

All of us here at The Streamline Studio hope that you guys have an f'n fantastic Monday! Did you watch the Oscars? Or did you watch QVC, as I did? I'm not at all anti-award shows, but I just didn't feel like dedicating an S ton of time to something that feels really like the judgment of art. There's enough of that in the world right now, so I felt like my talents were better served to watch three possibly drunk people, sell Invicta watches on a cruise ship. (I told you I really watched it.)

On this week's show:

  • Farting in front of significant other
  • Tom’s kids have to sell a coupon book
  • Buy one, get one donger
  • Re-painting Seth’s gym
  • Two gay rabbits
  • Native Americans from South America
  • Arguments on social media
  • Dan’s vet visit
  • Seth’s bad reviews
  • Sending texts too late
  • Cauliflower b-hole
  • Karaoke songs
  • R. Kelly arrested
  • Robert Kraft arrested for soliciting sex

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Thanks to everyone who caught the show LIVE on Twitch. If you have no idea what I'm talking about, then head over to this link and watch us do most of our shows LIVE! www.Twitch.TV/TomandDanLive will get you started. And if Twitch is not your thing, I've started to download all of the Friday Free Shows on YouTube to try and grow that channel a little bit. Just head over to YouTube and search for "AMediocreTime." All of the Swervey Jones "Mediocre Toons" are on there, a bunch of behind the scenes and older clips, and more T&D video goodness. We'd really appreciate it if you'd check it out and subscribe.

On that note, I'll talk to most of you on the OG, and BDM shows that we're recording today or on A Corporate Time later tonight on Real Radio 104.1.

d

Direct download: Show509-SmoothieJack.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:44pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: DonnellRawlingsInterview.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:50am EDT

"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies." 

Direct download: AGGTM-THEFRIENDZONE.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:56pm EDT

How the heck is you, fine listeners of "A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan!" I hope these show notes find you rested and happy after that beautiful weekend. (I guess this would only be the case for those of us who live in the Central Florida area. I know a lot of you that are out of state aren't really having a great time this year with all of the cold. My apologies.)

With that said, please enjoy our latest "Friday Free Show" offering and it was Tom's birthday! And for those of you who like it awkward, you're going to love the end of the show when Tom goes full "sex awkward" and then actually embraces it. Nothing makes me happier. 

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On this week's show:

  • Tom’s birthday! 
  • Tom got a speeding ticket
  • Maisie's running a playground money game
  • Genitalia terminology 
  • BJ coupon book
  • Jet ski Michael Winslow 
  • Blippi’s poo video 
  • Fart gas mask 
  • Tom’s bday threesome

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Thanks to all of you who caught the show LIVE on Twitch and thanks to all of you who watch the replays later on YouTube. If you'd like to  check out all of our show that we've live streamed, head over to www.Twitch.tv/TomandDanLive or our YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/AMediocreTime 

All of our toons are on there, the old school Tom and Dan shorts...there's all kinds of great stuff on there! Make sure you like and subscribe - it really helps us out! 

Have a fantastic Monday and we'll see you guys later today for the OG, BDM, and ACT shows!

All the best,

d

Direct download: Show508-Birthday3Way.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:42pm EDT

"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies." 

Direct download: AGGTM-LEVELOFCOMFORT.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:23pm EDT

Hey, there my little darlings! (This is how my daughter addresses all of the stuffed animals on her bed. It's sort of creepy.)

I hope these show notes find all of you well on this rather amazing looking, Saturday morning! 

Some of the things that Tom and I have to deal with as small business owners, would actually blow your minds! Or maybe not. Maybe you own a small business and you deal with this S too, but let's just say that what Tom and I were doing last night while I was editing was arguably one of the strangest and most willy-nilly things that I've ever done in my life! Hahaha... Who knows if we'll ever get to tell you about it but I'm hoping so. I think you guys would like to know a little bit more of the day to day and the behind the scenes. So, the show...ah, yes! 

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On this week's show:

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Thanks, as always, to everyone who caught the show live on Twitch. If you haven't checked out the live feed, this is something new that we've been doing for about a year. The best part is that you actually get to see what we're doing, how we're reacting, and all of the stuff that we're talking about LIVE on camera and it adds a whole different element to the podcast. Head over to www.Twitch.tv/TomandDanLive to watch LIVE, for show replays, or to donate to the production cost of the show. And another new thing that I've been doing is consolidating and editing the "Friday Free Show" down and then uploading it to YouTube. This makes it a little easier to check out if the thought of Twitch is intimidating to you or if you're possibly not familiar. You can find that HERE! Don't forget to subscribe to the YouTube channel for all videos and Tom and Dan toons! 

On that note - thanks to Sam, Travis, Bus, and all who sat in - and nothing but multitudes and buckets of love for all of you who listen and continue to be the best F'n listeners in the world! 

Love ya,

d

Direct download: Show507-KennysRoger.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:49pm EDT

"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies."

Direct download: AGGTM-2619-THEHUMIDOR-FIN.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:51pm EDT

I love what I do. I do.

I know that I work almost all of the time, but it's just f'n fun to do this, and I really and sincerely hope that all of you enjoy it just a quarter of how much I enjoy trying to put stuff together that will make you smile. 

Today's show was an f'n banger! A BANGER, I TELL YA! I've been talking to Sabrina (The News Junkie Radio Show and local comedian) about stopping by and just popping in and hanging on the show, and today we were able to make that happen. 

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  • Samantics, 2-year party, is tonight
  • Tom’s backyard projects
  • Super Bowl bets
  • Spider ravioli 
  • Poo gate with Crystal and the neighbor
  • Waiting til 6:30…
  • Landlines
  • Hungry Florida Man
  • Man wigs
  • Dan fails at Paying it Forward
  • Low emission parking- Poison-mobile
  • Sabrina stops by
  • Gyno visits/Gynocast
  • Best drunk food 
  • Big Yachty 
  • Bank vaults
  • Tom Vanntura

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Have a beautiful Saturday and congrats again to Samantha on the 2-year celebration! She's a great producer, podcast host, and friend. 

See ya Monday! 

d

Direct download: Show506-Gyno-Cast_feat._Sabrina.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:12pm EDT

This is the continuation of AGGTM with Jim Philips but this is the uncensored hour. One of the thing that I know Jim really appreciates, is the freedom that we have when we can let it fly and say anything that we want. We love having him in so much that we gifted him that - the ability to speak as he would talk to us in the hallways back in the day at Real Radio. You should see the smile on his face when he's unchained. It's amazing and reminds me of the first time that Tom and I cracked the mic and said the F word. People say the F word. We all love the F word. All hail the F word. 

I love you guys. 

d

Direct download: UNCENSOREDJIMBONUSSHOW.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:25pm EDT

"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies." 

Direct download: AGGTM-BOILEDPEANUTS-12019.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:55pm EDT

The power went out. 

Yep. 

And it was during the very last portion of the show! It's was unlike anything that I've ever seen in power outages and extremely creepy. All of a sudden, all of the lights (we have standard fluorescents) started flickering in different patterns and going in and out rapidly. Sam, being Sam, started freaking out and I have to tell you I was right there with her! Thankfully, the battery backup systems that I've put in place worked and we could have actually kept recording through the entire outage. Score one for neuroses.  

On this week's show, we tried to take it back to normal. We know that the last couple of shows have either been on different days or crazy as F so we hope that you really enjoyed us taking it back to what I personally think that we do best - shoot the S. 

  • Busdeker’s nicotine stache
  • String the dick in the sink
  • Dan recorded a Samantics episode
  • Tom’s Colorado trip 
  • Tommy and Max ski lessons
  • Tommy loves Pink Panther 
  • Tom teaches his kids to lie about their age
  • Fyre Festival documentary 
  • Government shutdown and airports
  • Kissing after a BJ
  • Male cheerleaders at Super Bowl
  • Ketchup caviar
  • Tom squeezes Butler’s finger with his toes
  • Adult game nights
  • Power went out! 

If you haven't seen any of our shows on Twitch, I think you're really missing out. The best thing about this streaming platform is that you CAN catch the show live if you're so inclined or if you have the time. But, if that's not something that you can do, you can go back and watch older shows that are saved in our podcast library. It really is a great platform to watch, listen, and chat with other people that enjoy AMT. If you're new to all of this, here's a link: www.Twitch.tv/TomandDanLive - We're going to try to do more and more with this platform and we're mega excited!

Thanks to Sam, Travis and The Bus for always working so hard bringing their A game. They're the best! 

Have a wonderful weekend and we'll see you guys on Monday for all-new BDM and OG shows. (Yes, I know that we owe you an extra OG from last week. I'll make it up to you. That's a Dan Dennis promise.)

All the best,

d

Direct download: Show505-AdultGameNightPowerOutage.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:17pm EDT

"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies." 

Direct download: AGGTM-TOEWARS.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:25am EDT

Tomorrow. Tomorrow. I love ya. Tomorrow. - d

Direct download: Show504-PelicanUpdate.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:44pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: LuenellInterview3.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:32pm EDT

"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies."

Direct download: AGGTM-MAKINGSAUSAGE.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:26pm EDT

Hey there, gang! 

I hope that these show notes find all of you well on this amazingly odd - sort of cold - sort of not - Sunday! The entire "A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan" team is in the studio today because we need to front load shows for Tom's trip to Colorado. Needless to say, we don't like "Best Of" but we do love recording so we're going to crank out some nice shows for your cats! 

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On this week's show:

  • Time for Slaves song
  • Tommy is going to be the snitch for T&D about Maisie and Max
  • Snowboarding/Skiing
  • Giving kids up for adoption older
  • Lying about your kids' age at theme parks, etc
  • Busdeker’s childhood
  • Would you do meth?
  • Trash dirt from the dump
  • Picking things out of the trash
  • CGI/Photoshop in pornos
  • Madonna’s booty implants 
  • Tub’s Up- Tom’s FB group for the hot tub community
  • Hot tub Tom and Jacuzzi Jess
  • Calling the cops/non-emergency number
  • Banishing words
  • Spreading ashes

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Thanks to everyone who actually caught the show live on Twitch. If that's something that you've never done, hit up www.Twitch.tv/TomandDanLive and you can watch all of our past shows. And if you don't have our app, search for "Tom and Dan" or "Mediocre App" in any of the App stores and you can snag that. It's the absolute best and easiest way to listen to the show and ALL of our content is on there. BDM shows and even "A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan" shows are on there and you can even leave us voicemail messages. 

Have a wonderful Sunday and we'll talk to all of you on Monday. Or tomorrow. Hahaha...

d

Direct download: Show503-HotTubTomMachine.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:17pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: MarlonWayansInterview2.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:44pm EDT

Direct download: AGGTM-RUNNINGINASUIT.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:09pm EDT

All the best (worst) that you've come to expect. Well, not really but we're still off, traveling, and visiting family so we decided that we would gift you a big, fat, Mega Mix of a show to fill the void until we're all back in-studio next week. 

Have a wonderful Friday, we love you guys, and we'll talk to you on Monday! 

d

Direct download: TDMEGAMIX30.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:33am EDT

Happy Wednesday, gang! 

I know that typically we're in the studio, hammering out a new "A Gentleman's Guide to Manliness" or some "A Corporate Times" or something like that but oddly enough, we're still on a little bit of a break. Tom should be on his way to Miami or Marco. Samantha is probably at Disney or doing something really cool with her husband. And Butler is probably at a new dispensary that popped up and that he has yet to try out. Hahaha... With that said, for those of you that are back to work - don't feel bad. So am I. I'm actually at the studio right now uploading this and also looking into why our Twitch cameras have been getting all wonky lately. I get it. Then again, I really enjoy working and love what I do. But enough about that...

We have amazing friends and one of our greatest comedian friends is Camen Morales. She was in town for the holidays and even brought by a fellow comedian by the name of Bryan Vokey. Great folks and it's always a pleasure to have her and her friends stop by. They also have a podcast called "No Sir I Don't Like It." If you'd like to check out, use the link HERE: https://www.nosirpod.com/ They're great folks and it's a really funny show. 

With all of that said, have a fantastic Wednesday, please enjoy this T&D bonus show, and stay safe out there. People are insane. 

All the best,

d

Direct download: CarmenMorales_BryanVokeyBonusShow.mp3
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Hey, there podcast gang! 

We hope that this latest episode finds you and your family smack dab in the middle of one of the greatest holiday seasons that you've ever had! If it did not, then allow us to try and make you laugh and share some "holiday cheer" with you and turn that sh*t around! 

On this week's episode:

  • The wives are here! 
  • #RememberTheBowl
  • Tom has different sized feet 
  • Raccoon collusion 
  • Ice cream trucks
  • Boat hot dog man 
  • Crystal can’t whisper 
  • Tampon in the uber 
  • Tampon tutorial
  • Grating you butthole
  • Dusty turd crumbles
  • Bumbling Crumbler
  • Go live with the tampons
  • Tom the Bro-flake
  • Toxic Sock Syndrome
  • Lil' Firebally
  • Pedro Lima brought us coquet
  • Butler’s coupon fiasco
  • Richard calls in to ask Tom about joke advice

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Thanks for hanging folks and don't forget that you can watch almost all episodes of AMT by heading over to our designated Twitch channel. www.Twitch.tv/TomandDanLive - almost everything is there (No BDM shows sadly because those are for members only. Sorry.) and with Amazon Prime, you get it commercial free just for already being a Prime subscriber. 

Happy New Year!

d

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Category:general -- posted at: 2:00pm EDT

It's almost Christmas, ya'll!?!?!!!

Is anyone else freaking out yet? I'm actually pretty excited because this is going to be the first full Christmas that I've got to experience with a child who actually knows what the hell is going on. I'm stoked. With that said, it's a decent amount of stress too, you know, keeping up all of the lies. Kidding. But I am really excited about a little bit of time off, some time with the family, and above all, some online "Red Dead Redemption 2!" (BTW - if you're on Xbox One and you're playing, look for me. My Gamertag is "AMediocreDan.") 

Thanks to all of you who listen, who download, who purchase our merch, and to all of you who consistently participate and make all of our shows what they are. You guys are the finest listeners that anyone could ever have and I'm blown away by the engagement and fun that we all have on a daily basis. Oh, and don't forget that all shows are on Twitch. If you're not sure what Twitch is, it's a streaming service that allows you to watch us recording the show LIVE from AMT Studio 3. Find almost all of our older LIVE shows HERE: www.Twitch.tv/TomandDanLive - Most all "A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan" shows are on there. All comedian interviews and all Friday Free Shows are on there too. It's a fun added companion to us just recording a show in the studio; you get to see all of our expressions, how we react to certain comments and a decent amount of head shaking and eye-rolling from Samantha. Hahaha... And if you're an Amazon Prime member, you can use your already purchased subscription to watch us LIVE with zero commercials messing up your feed. The best part about that is that it's completely free, does not cost you a dime, and it put a very small amount of money back into the show so we can tighten up recording equipment and put a little money in Juan's pocket for all of the hard work that he's done for us regarding Twitch. 

On this week's show:

  • White Christmas
  • Tiffany almost died during her wedding potshot
  • Tiffany is getting into the edible business 
  • Too high for boners
  • Kirk Murray stops by
  • Nerd-off with Busdeker and Kirk
  • Kirk is opening a restaurant
  • Tom and Vann guarantee
  • Tom’s gift from Dan: Cheese Melter
  • Daniel is an emotional goat 
  • Booby traps

Well, gang, that's about it from us until next Friday. (We should be doing a show as normal on the 28th.) From all of us at T&D Media, we hope that you and your family have nothing short of a stellar holiday!!! No matter what you celebrate, we wish you the best and loads and loads of fellowship with all of those that you love. Tom and I have some pretty huge things in the works for 2019 and we're excited to be able to share those with you as soon as we can. 

Take care and be safe out there!

Direct download: Show501-WhiteTrashChristmas.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:53pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: TomRhodesInterview3.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:51pm EDT

Hey there, kids!

How's your Friday going? Obviously, Tom and I hope that things are well for you and we were super stoked about today's 500th episode of "A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan." Yeah - we can't believe it either and we were really inspired for trying to bring you guys something a little bit different in the form of this milestone of an episode. 

Normally, we would do a full extravaganza, bring all of the favorites in, do a smaller version of "Black Christmas," - you know the drill. BUT - we decided that the best thing to do and the most creative thing would be to take it back to how we did things back on the very first show. Tom - Dan and just shooting the show. I will warn you guys that Tom and I both get a little serious on this episode and I'm really glad that we did. There's no way that we can ever repay you guys or make you feel the way that we do when you show up at events, purchase merch, and all-around just support the show. So, without further ado, here's a very, very heartfelt 500th show.

d

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Category:general -- posted at: 4:44pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: FrankieQuinonesInterview.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:04pm EDT

"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies."

Direct download: AGGTM-MONGOOSEWITHAHAT.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:53am EDT

Good morning, folks! I hope these show notes find you well. :)

It's "cooking breakfast" time here in the Dennis house. I'm mixing up some pancakes and Mai is acting out a bit - so it's reasonably apparent that it's going to be a pretty long day. As is life with a 3-year-old, I guess. 

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Thanks to all of you who were able to catch the show live today on Twitch. (If you're not already familiar, you can watch almost all of our shows at www.Twitch.tv/TomandDanLive

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On this week's show:

  • Tom thinks he discovered White Privilege
  • Tom rides the Sunrail
  • Busdeker ate goat head soup
  • Editors skewing stories
  • Toys for t*ts
  • Lil' Onion and Heavy Pickle
  • Sex at your family’s house
  • Bra Technology
  • Elvis in the military

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Thanks, as always, for downloading and supporting the show. Next week is our big 500th show. Tom and I have been putting a lot of thought into what we would like to do, and I think that we finally have it dialed in. It's a dream job for us to talk to you guys and have fun with you and I hope you know how much it means to us that you download and listen. 

All the best and we'll talk to you on Monday,

d

Direct download: Show499-LilOnionandHeavyPickle.mp3
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"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies." 

Direct download: AGGTM-TOMMANAGEMENT.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:31pm EDT

Wow...I almost waited the entire week to get show notes on here. Truthfully, I'm not sure if anyone even reads these but alas - I still do them. I'm seriously thinking about asking Samantha to take over for me on here - I'm almost positive that she's going to be better at this than I could ever be. (She's better at most things.) At any rate, I hope that you enjoy the show and we should have better notes next week. 

All love,

d

Direct download: Show498-DoubleForNothing.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:26pm EDT

"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies."

Direct download: AGGTM-ORBOFF.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:43pm EDT

Hey there, gang!

It's "Black Friday," and the girls are off on an adventure, so I'm over at the studio, tidying up some show notes. (It was either that or more, and more of Red Dead Redemption 2...and Andrea said that I needed a break.) This week's show was unique in that any show that has both Jon Busdeker and Big Tim Murphy is SPECIAL to me! There are two of my favorite people, and this show proved to be just as entertaining as I thought it was going to be. (Be sure to try to support both of these cool dudes.

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Tim can be found HERE: https://www.facebook.com/events/769435226725451/ - and "The Bus" can be found HERE: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=753992634 - Two of my absolute favorites and it's always fun as all hell to have them stop by the show. (It looks like Bus is going to be more and more of a regular on the #fridayfreeshow, so that's nothing but fantastic news!)

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I hope that you and all of your families had nothing short of a phenomenal Thanksgiving. Mine was exciting but I'm sure that we'll "chop that up" as soon as we get back to the studio full time. We'll be gone until Monday, and then we hit it hard until Christmas. Which reminds me - if you're looking for last minute gift ideas or want that "Tom and Dan New-New" then head over to THIS link: https://tomanddan.myshopify.com/ - There's a lot of new stuff there including but not limited to Christmas ornaments, new shirts, event shirts and what's left of our "FloriDan hats."

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Ok. I'm positive that I'm missing something but I've got limited time before the gals come back and then Andrea and I are off to see the band "Ghost." I've never seen them, and I'm fairly stoked because they're playing the Dr. Phillips Center...so you know that the sound is going to be top notch. If you're there tonight, please don't hesitate to stop by and hang with me, Samantha, and The Mad Butler! 

All the best and Happy Thanksgiving! 

d

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This is a rough weekend for us. I'll be lucky if I can get the notes out by Monday morning. If you're not in Sanford, Florida this weekend, you're a fool. We love you all. What a fun show! - d

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He's Piff. What else do we say? Dry, brutal, and wonderfully British. - d

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I've really been slacking on the show notes as of late. 

Hi there, gang! 

I hope that these LATE show notes find you well on this beautiful Monday morning and thanks, as always, for listening and supporting the show! We have the best listeners in the world and I hope you know how much the entire T&D media staff care about you guys! :) 

"The Bad at Business Beerfest" is this weekend and I'm pretty fired up about it! It looks like the weather is going to be amazing this year and I'm really stoked about seeing a lot of familiar faces and humans! If you don't know what I'm talking about, you might want to head over to this link and check it out! If you like FREE beerfests, then this is going to be completely up your alley! HERE: https://www.facebook.com/events/511628559287243/

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On this week's show:

  • Nathan Barnatt is here! 
  • Freaky Friday with Tom and Nathan 
  • Floating neck glands
  • Toy Hall of Fame
  • Fort Cum Stains
  • Are you Smarter Than Daniel’s Daughter game
  • Club fingers

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Did any of you guys get to check Tom out on Twitch doing Chill Screen at Free Play Florida this weekend? If you did not, you can always go back and check out the video in the Twitch archives. HERE: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/333869759##

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Thanks for listening and supporting and we'll talk to you guys all week on ACT, AGGTM, and of course BDM and OG shows. 

All love,

d

Direct download: Show495-FortC_mStains.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:13pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: EarthquakeInterview3.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:02pm EDT

"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies."

Direct download: AGGTM-STOPINTERRUPTINGTOM.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:08pm EDT

Notes tomorrow, nerds. - d

Direct download: Show494-Scubadoove.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:21pm EDT

"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies."

Direct download: AGGTM-MEMBERSONLYBRO.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:41pm EDT

Good morning, fine listeners! 

Dan here. I'm actually in my kitchen, the girls have left me and are out on an adventure, and I think I'm going to buy a pork butt and throw it in the smoker for when my Mother comes to join us tomorrow. This weather just begs you to sit outside, drink beer, and cook meat like a cave person! This would be my first of this season so I'm pretty flippin' excited. 

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Yesterday was one of the most fun times that I've had on the show because there's just something about the combo of Jon Busdeker and Seth Pepperoni that will never get old to me. Two of my absolute favorite guests, on the same show and we were just cutting it up! Thanks to both of them for taking time out of their schedule to come and hang with me, Tom, and Sam. What a fun evening! 

On this week's show:

  • Tuna can Dan
  • Sugar rehab
  • Coincidence stories
  • God of the gaps
  • COLECO Jack
  • Truckstop Christmas dinner
  • Best branded podcast
  • The Cauliflower Hour with Racist Turd
  • Every hole is a goal
  • Doo doo on the bowtie
  • Lick the tab

Even re-reading those show notes is making me crack up. It was a hell of a great time and thanks again to those of you that had the opportunity to join us LIVE on Twitch. If you have not already done so, head over to Twitch.TV/TomandDanLive and watch the LIVE video streams of all of our broadcasts. You can watch all ACT's on there, all Friday Free Shows and the only show that you really can't watch are BDM shows. I'm sure all of you already know this, but for new listeners, those shows are for members only and you can only watch and listen to them if you're a paid member. And you're in luck! We have kept the price of being a member at the lowest that it's ever been - with the "BDM Love-Meter" you can actually set your own price. It's hella cool. You get 2 extra shows a week and special parties that are only for BDM members. 

Ok, well, my "butt" is almost at room temp which is going to mean that it's time to rub it down and throw it in the smoker. Thanks to every single one of you for taking the time to drop us in your ear-holes and Tom and I will talk to you guys on Monday! 

All love,

d

Direct download: Show493-TunaCanDan.mp3
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"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies." 

Direct download: AGGTM-Decathalon.mp3
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There's really no guest that we've had on the show that's more polarising. Well, possibly Carlos Mencia but we all know that questioning a person for perhaps stealing jokes from other comedians, is way different than just doing nothing. That's precisely what Miike Busey has done to almost all of his haters. Nothing. I've only met the guy like 2-3 times, but he has always been nothing but respectful, kind, and genuine. I told him to his face that initially, I was one of those people who were like "Who the hell is this guy?" Then I sat and listened to him, and I'm glad that I did. He's a good dude. We hope that you get a kick out of having him on the show. 

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On this week's show:

  • Mike Busey and his midget army is here; Midget Mack and Lil' Jess
  • Miguel Colon Jr from Real Laughs is here
  • Juggalos love buttholes
  • Lumpcious and juicy
  • Dan is the Blade of little people 
  • The pyramid scheme of BJ’s 
  • Busey balls in 720p

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Thanks to everyone who caught the action live on Twitch. Thanks, as always to Mike Busey, Lil' Jess and Midget Mack for hanging with us yesterday and thanks to Jon Busdecker for stopping by. (We've loved having Jon come buy to hang and bring us his new segment "Get On The Bus." Tom and I hope that you all have amazing weekends and BDM members - we'll see you on Monday for BDM shows. (If you've been checking out Tom or Crystal's Twitter, then you know that they've already collected stories.) 

All the best and thanks for supporting and listening! 

d

Direct download: Show492-MikeBusey.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:04pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: KountryWayneInterview2.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:32pm EDT

"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies." 

Direct download: AGGTM-BEHINDTHEBEADS.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:50pm EDT

Good morning, folks. Feels good outside, right? 

Prepare yourself, and your social media feeds for all of the dashboard temperature pics that are coming. And oh are they coming!!! It's gonna be a bloodbath. 

Thanks to everyone who hung out with us for the LIVE streaming feed yesterday on Twitch. (If you still haven't checked it out, Tom and I think that you'll really enjoy it. It's a pretty fantastic streaming video platform that allows you to watch the show live, chat, hangout, and even tip the show if you're enjoying what you're seeing. Check out old shows at www.Twitch.tv/TomandDanLive - it's enjoyable!) It's always cool to interact with you guys and hang with you a bit. It really is the highlight of my week. And speaking of that, thanks to Ross for calling in! 😎

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On this week's show:

  • Mermaid Stayce from Weeki Wachee is here with Jade from Sea Life Orlando Aquarium
  • Fat Merman and the Gambling Octopus 
  • Butler’s punishment
  • Kissing the Devil’s Butthole
  • Ross calls in!
  • “My eyes feel warm” - Butler
  • Worst Halloween costume contest
  • The Shitten 

Ok. I guess I'm off to see the mermaids. Have a wonderful Saturday! 

d

Direct download: Show491-MuffinMermanandGambleOctopus.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:38pm EDT

"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies." 

Direct download: AGGTM-KRAMERCANDYDEALER.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:46pm EDT

Hi. - d

Direct download: Show490-ShesGotLegs.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:18pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: MazJabrani2.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:54pm EDT

"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies." 

Direct download: AGGTM-GOFORDABRONZE.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:44pm EDT

Happy International Podcast Day 2018! 

We're not really sure what the means, but it's a thing. It seems like everything has its own day these days. Hell, even me and Tom have a day. I think it's in March or something. Could be April. No idea. I digress. 

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For years now, Tom and I have been bringing up the topic of testosterone and who's high and low. Dan has an insatiable sex drive...Tom has little to no emotion and is as cool as a cucumber. Does any of this have to do with high or low "T"...we have no idea, but alas, this is a bit that we had wanted to do for years. What were the results? We guess you'll just have to give it a listen and report back. 

On this week's show:

  • PA Marze is here to reveal the testosterone results
  • Tom’s spaghetti D
  • Hyper Gonad man!
  • BRING ON THE ROIDS!
  • Tom doesn’t want bird bones
  • P tumor
  • Butt chugging a 40 
  • Low-T machine gun
  • Busdeker wrote a book
  • “I hate anyone that is into anything.” - Tom Vann

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Thanks to all of you who might have caught the show LIVE on @Twitch. You can always head over to www.Twitch.tv/TomandDanLive to watch old shows, clips, and find out more about our live video feeds. It's a whole different animal to watch the show, the facial expressions, and see all of the guests live on the "mediocre couch." 

Have a wonderful rest of your weekend and Tom, and, I will talk to you guys next week! 

All love,

d

Direct download: AMT-T-Birds.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:36pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: GuyTorryInterview5.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 8:52am EDT

Hey, there gang! 

We're like the luckiest podcast in the world!  Each year we get to go behind the scenes and tour one of the AMAZING haunted houses that Universal Studios Orlando and their creative teams have been spending countless, upon countless hours working on and perfecting. This year we got to tour the BRAND NEW "Stranger Things" house. We hope that you enjoy the audio tour as much as we did and we can't wait to get back there when it's in full "scare" mode! Thanks to Lance, Patrick, and Allie for always going above and beyond with how they treat our podcast. Don't forget to snag your tickets for Halloween Horror Nights Orlando at TomandDan.com! (It's the banner at the very top.) - d

Direct download: TDPresent-LIVEfromHHN2018-StrangerThings.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:40am EDT

"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies." 

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What an f'n show yesterday! Holy moly, that was a good one! 

I love me some John Busdeker, and it's always great to have his level of AUTHENTIC positivity vibe through the studio. Bus is a great guy, and it makes all of us here at T&D Media happy that his Orlando60 deal is flourishing. I don't think that there are many out there more worthy of some success. Make sure you check out Bus' videos and support of the excellent local businesses that he chooses to showcase. 

For those of you that were waiting to see what we were going to do with Butler as punishment for him almost ruining the charity footgolf tournament, you're going to have to sign up to be a BDM member. Tom made the executive decision of deciding that we would handle this matter privately (on the BDM show) on Monday. Hahaha...so, if you're going to want to be a part of that mess and you're not already a BDM, I think now would be one of the best times to sign up. So there's that. (Sorry Butler but you F'ed up in a HUGE way! Hahaha...) Tom's 90's pouch is throbbing.

On this week's show:

  • Seth has a Little Foot mushroom
  • Post-traumatic Migraine Disorder
  • Tom broke his non-vomit streak 
  • Crystal and the chicken bricks
  • Tom is a puke stander
  • Tom and Crystal are getting rid of the nanny
  • Esports
  • Braggy Beaver Jones
  • Busdeker tried out for Predators: Nerdio Jones
  • Seth and the Sugar Sweats
  • #NotGreg
  • Virtual backoff
  • Richard the Adequate stops by
  • Busker rules

Thanks again to Busdeker and Richard the Adequate for stopping by. Richard is another cool dude - he popped in and then just as quickly as he popped in, he popped out! A busker's life is never dull, and I got the feeling that staying one spot, even for a little interview put Richard in an awkward place. If you happen to see him downtown, give him some good ol' BDM love and throw him a few bucks for a trick. It will put a smile on your face and is a minimal gesture to a good soul. And on that note, we'll see you guys Monday. (Especially YOU, Butler! HAHAHA...)

All love,

d

 

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"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies." 

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Thanks to all of you who took the time to check this show out LIVE today. To those that caught it live on @Twitch, thank you. We love you too and we hope that you really had a great time. Today was hells-a-f'n-poppin-whatever that means. Hahaha...

On this week's show:

  • Interview with Froggy Fresh
  • Tom gets a massage in studio
  • Tom’s tension balls 
  • Social media portraying only positive lives
  • Felicia (woman from Black Crocodile Dundee video) 
  • Bribing your kid's teachers
  • Dan debuts his last Drunky the Bear song
  • Eminem vs MGK

Ok folks. I'm out. Need to go hang with the ladies but I hope that you have been having as much fun with us as we have had. 

d

Direct download: Show487-FroggyFreshLIVE.mp3
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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

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"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies." 

Direct download: AGGTM-LEMONADEFAST.mp3
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Tomorrow morning...like we do. - d

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