A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan (general)
The most mediocre time you'll ever have.

Tomorrow. - d

Direct download: Show432-JonathanFartogram.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:56pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: RedGrantInterview2.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:39am EDT

"From the hosts of the award winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies."

Direct download: AGGTM-POPPOPSJACKET.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:43pm EDT

Hey there kids!

Apologies for the show being a little bit earlier - life gets in the way at times but you have our word that we will always do our best to get a show out, no matter what! Now normally, I write the show write up on Saturday morning while Maisie is running through the house like a wild woman but because of the earlier show, I’m able to knock this out now. (Also - you will hear little miss Maisie at the beginning of today’s show telling her good friend Mr. Tom to eat his f*cking peppers! Enjoy!)

On this week’s show:

-Tom signed up for gardening classes

-The doo doo plank

-Nature’s toilet

-Pool-ber became a reality

-Convincing Dan’s wife to try edibles

-Patty in your panties

-Alcohol allergy

-The origin of jizz

-Jizz of Gilmont

-Time capsules

-Best fast food hot dogs

-Tom has ice cream guilt

Well, that’s about it for this week. Thanks for hanging with us! Tom and I hope that you enjoy the show as much as we enjoy doing it! If you ever have a question for the show, please email show@tomanddan.com and we’ll do our best to either help you out or answer it on the show. Ok. On that note, I’m going to keep wolfing down these Diet Dew’s and pretend that they’re delicious beer!

d

Direct download: Show431-DooDooPlank.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:08pm EDT

From the hosts of the award winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies.

Direct download: AGGTM-STEAKHOUSESTEVE.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:02pm EDT

Hey there gang! 

Apologies for this being a day later than usual. As most of you know, we had our charity foot-golf tournament yesterday and it couldn’t have been more fantastic! I’m sure we’ll talk more about it tomorrow so I’ll keep this brief and thanks to all of you who donated and supported. It was a wonderful day!

On this week’s show:

-Dan’s mom has a boyfriend

-Ross’ trip to Washington D.C.

-Potty train with diarrhea

-Flat Earthers call in

-Ross is a glober

-Tiffany calls in

-Dan is going to officiate Tiff’s wedding

-Gooser

-Tom is a victim shamer

-Gold teeth/silver fillings

-Human trafficking

-Bomb juice

-Peanut butter prison escape

-Phantom cat barber

 

Thanks, as always for being the best listeners in the world and for supporting the show. We’ll talk to you guys in the AM!

 

d

Direct download: Show430-GopherTurd.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:16pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: GodfreyInterview.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:03pm EDT

From the hosts of the award winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies.

Direct download: AGGTM-ANDREAEMAILS.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:00am EDT

Hey there gang! 

Tom and I hope that this message finds you all well on this beautiful Saturday morning. I'm doing my normal Saturday thing - watching Mai run around the living room on like a 9000 and I'm guzzling copious amounts of Diet Mountain Dew in a piss-poor attempt to wake up. It’s “The Dennis Way.” It’s sort of sad. Haha…

So - we really can’t thank all of you enough for the responses that you gave to our first annual Tom and Dan Charity Foot-golf Tournament! It looks like when it’s all said and done, that we’re going to be pushing about 15K for The Yellow Brick Road Foundation and that is just simply astonishing! You guys hear Tom and me talk about the love that we have for our children almost daily, so to help a children’s charity out like this is so important to us. None of this would be possible without all of you than please know how much it means to us. I can remember talking about this years ago with Tom; how when we go out on our own, we will be able to control our charity events and make them 100% true charity events where every dime goes to those in need. Thank you for this. This is definitely a bucket list type deal for us and you have made us two of the happiest broadcasters in the world. Orlando and the children that live here are very important to us! I can’t say it enough. Thank you.

This week’s show was mega fun and on a side note, we hope that you’ll join us later today at Red Cypress Brewery for our “Crazy and Lazy” beer release! These two beers are incredible and are extremely limited. I’m going to be heading out there soon with my entire family and I’m really looking forward to seeing all of you for some games, beer, and laughs.

On this week’s show:

-Tom makes Crystal run out of gas

-Columbo Jumbo

-Tom’s sass meter is broke

-Sales whistle

-Tom’s a baby

-Rope swings

-Lobo

-Uncle Remus the Penis

-Alice Cooper

-White lives splatter

-Drinking my lazy

-Foot golf bids

 

Ok. I think that’s about it for now. We’re going to have some really cool beer merch out there today too so be on the look out for that as well. The Danger Brains did an amazing job with all of the branding that we’re using for the beer cans, that we decided to make a shirt out of it. (We did the same thing with our “Middle of the Road” beer. Some art is just too damned good to waste!) I hope you all have a wonderful Saturday and many of you - I’ll see you later!

All the best,

d

Direct download: Show429-WhiteLivesSplatter.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:22pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: PiffTheMagicDragon2.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:26pm EDT