A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
The most mediocre time you'll ever have.

Hey there gang! 

Tom and I both hope that this show finds you well! Once again, I'm coming at you via the Dennis family kitchen table. Maisie is on the floor right next to me building the world's tallest Duplo train. (Sorry if that's a little too "Dad" for you.) This is what my life is on Saturday mornings - coffee and legos. 

Yesterday was a lot of fun! It's always fun when we have old friends in to just hang and shoot it. Our good friends Lil' Red and British Lee stopped by to hang out and it was SO good to see both of them! Red will be moving soon to Chicago and many of you know that we will be losing a really great guy and Chi-town is gaining some great people. On to the show!

On yesterday's show:

-Last show of 2016

-Dusty Muscle Milk

-Christmas of nightmares

-Tom’s trip to Old Town

-Tom’s whole family got sick

-Death memes

-Rat house update

-Worst Christmas gifts

-Prank wars

-Old intern Lee is here

-Ross recaps the final Tumbleweed

-Dan push up challenge

-Ticket challenge for December

-Rat house remixes

-New Year’s resolutions

I hope you all have an outstanding last weekend of 2016 and I promise you that Tom and I will come back better than ever in the new year. We have a lot of new things planned and we think that things are only going to get better! 

Love you guys!

d

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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

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Tomorrow. 

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Thanks to all of you for listening and supporting the show! Tom and I have been having an f'n blast but alas it's time for a break. A much-needed break! Since we're pretty much the only folks pulling the strings here, it will be nice to not have to do anything for a few weeks. (Well, at least a week! We'll see how it goes. Haha...) For those of you that are "Founders," I'm currently at the studio getting everything ready for your arrival. I've got to say, Tom and I are pretty damned excited to have you guys take a peek at what you created! I'm SO stoked about this!!! We would be nothing without all of the great listeners that we have and obvious special thanks go to those of you who invested in our new studio space. It was sort of imperative with the new baby to get the studio out of my house. Andrea has been a saint putting up with us working there for the last couple of years but it was time to move on and grow. This has been a banner year for us and it has everything to do with you believing in us and our podcast/radio product. Expanding can be scary but you guys helped us every step of the way and I hope you know how much we appreciate that. Thanks again!  

On this week's show:

-Winnie the Pooh leaves a voicemail

-Boring motherf in a laundry room

-Dan test his palmed pills on Caesar

-Swinger pineapples

-Smoking cloves and bloody mattresses

-Tom lost his comb

-Genitals are your downstairs face

-Ross’ Rativity

-First time getting high/drunk

-Human garbage can

-Vulcan Shocker

-How bout no stink?

-Wawa battle

Thanks for listening - spread the word and I'm sure Tom and I will be seeing a great deal of you very, very soon. 

d

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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

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It's the latest version of "A Gentleman's Guide to Manliness." That's about it.

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Yesterday was by far one of the most strange shows that we've ever done but we had a hell of a good time. It's always fun to have people stop in and be part of the show - and it's even better when those people get to witness us interact with a woman who swallows goldfish for beer money.

On this week's show:

-Dunkin Dan

-Special guest Aubrey (possible dominatrix) is here

-Aubrey swallows goldfish

-Bat wing slap

-Big Tim is here with rat house lollipops

-Crystal caught picking her nose?

We hope you enjoy the show and thanks as always for supporting the show! We have the best listeners in the world.

d

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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

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It's the latest version of "A Gentleman's Guide to Manliness." That's about it.

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:)

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