A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
The most mediocre time you'll ever have.

Good Friday to all of you!!! 

(It actually IS "Good Friday"...as I was reminded over and over by my Mother this morning. If you're not sure what that is, it's when "Jesus died for all of our sins." Just an FYI in case you feel like you need to confess or be a better person rapidly considering the rapture should be happening soon!)

Thanks to all of you who caught this Friday Free Show LIVE on Twitch. Not sure what that is? We have cameras in the studio and you can actually watch us create a show LIVE almost every day! We go LIVE from the beautiful Streamline Mortgage Solutions Studio almost every weekday starting around 11 am. And not to worry if you don't have the time to log into Twitch and grab the show LIVE. I snag all of the videos from Twitch and I put it on YouTube over the weekend so you can watch the replays. Please check out our YouTube channel, LIKE and subscribe. All of that helps the show and the brand. 

On this week's show: 

  • BJs in a hurricane
  • Bus is back!
  • The Catacombs
  • Lochness Monster Museum- Loch Dock
  • Tents are marriage puzzles
  • Bus news
  • Stuff Caesar/Make him a robot/Shoot out of cannon
  • Notre Dame rebuilding
  • Mashed potato bandit
  • Whip it out and scoop
  • Tom Vann: Special Needs Detective
  • White vans get a bad rap
  • Active shooter drills
  • Tom’s night vision porno
  • Returning to Real Radio
  • Goo Goo Calendar 
  • Quitting Kratom

Thanks to Sam, The Bus, Travis, and all of you for the help today! On that note, we'll see you on Monday for an all-new BDM show! Have a wonderful weekend!

d

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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

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"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies." 

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Hey there AMT gang! 

All of us here at T&D Media, are so glad that you joined us today and thank you so, SO much for pressing play! We had a good one and hope that this fun #fridayfreeshow pushes you into a fantastic weekend! Don't forget that our summer BDM party will be coming up, so look for details about that and remember - you can watch all of our "Friday Free Shows" on-demand on YouTube. Just click this link or search for "A Mediocre Time." All of our #mediocretoons are on there too and if you haven't fallen into that black hole, what are you waiting for! It's a great way to introduce people to the show. Or you can use those clips to offend people. It happens. 

On this week's show:

  • Orlando Magic jerseys on! 
  • Parent myths- Long con dad prank
  • Pressure washer wand = Gutter
  • Dan’s the youngest person watching QVC
  • Being on the internet/phone all day 
  • Zack from Ohio recorded a mail on male intro
  • Manta sleep mask argument 
  • Live on live with Jim Colbert
  • Kingpin got cancer
  • Jimmy’s painting stash 
  • News with Butler
  • Arby’s contest: Trip to Hawaii
  • Nazi carvings in public bathrooms
  • Undies pouch
  • Pouch is too hot
  • Space age C pouch 

We love you guys and look forward to chatting with all of you on Monday for our BDM and OG shows. Thanks for supporting us and have a more than wonderful weekend! 

d

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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

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Thanks for hanging with us this afternoon, folks! It's always a rad time when we can all meet up and laugh our way into the weekend! And don't worry if you weren't able to catch the show live on Twitch; you can always check out the replays on YouTube. You can find those HERE!

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On this week's show:

 

  • Butler’s song/accident
  • Tom’s trip to Fort Wilderness
  • The Wizard’s spectrum episode
  • Imaginary clam chowder
  • Tommy’s injury
  • Tom’s visit to the doctor - prostate exam
  • Goopy butt
  • Butler’s news
  • Pelican update
  • Cameras in an airBnB
  • Mail on male
  • The Perlmans
  • Dan’s funeral request
  • The Scoop vs The Shoot

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Thanks for listening, ya'll. 

Tom and I are off Monday but expect a new BDM show because unlike most people, we are fairly prepared. Fairly. (We're very LIVE PD people...)

Love ya,

d

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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

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"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies." 

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Wow...I don't think that I've laughed that hard in a really, really, REALLY long time. What a fun show. 

Thanks and love to both White Claw Hard Seltzer and Mellow Mushroom for making the little Friday Free Show gathering we did a hell of a lot of fun. For those of you that were there, Tom and I hope that you had a really good time! 

On this week's show:

Dan almost gets run over

* Monsters telethon audio/Dan's mental powers
* Tom's hammerhead shark heirloom
* The future of Facebook
* Crystal loves pranking Tom and the boys
* Cookie roach
* BDM Andrew pinned between a car and a work van
* Mr. Glasspipe
* The Great Meemaw Bush Fire
* Mail on Male
* Pod Gods
* Tom's loogie grinding with foot
* Butler walks in on Tom in the bathroom
* Bus news
* Crazy opinions on the internet
* Woman spacewalk
* Tommy lost his glasses in a canoe 
 
Thanks for listening, everyone! This one was straight fire and if you have not checked out the show that we did with Chico Bean, you're definitely going to want to check that one out. You can watch the entire thing on YouTube, in stunning HD quality video. (It's not that stunning. Hahahaha...) 
 
On that note, I think I'm going to have to give in to my allergies and  head back to bed. I hope you guys have an amazing weekend and we'll see you back here on Monday for all of the BDM shows. We have a special "go-to" show that's planned for you guys that we think you're really, really going to like. See you then! 
 
d
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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: ChicoBeanInterview.mp3
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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

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And just like that, it's another Friday Free Show in the books! This one was a little odd in the fact that we didn't have an Improv comic in the morning. We all had a few obligations and just to pull that curtain back a little bit, it was John Witherspoon. Here's the thing; he's a great man - a legend - and nothing but kind - BUT - with that said, I'm not sure what we can talk to him about at this point. Some of these guys have been doing this for so long, that when we get the chance to talk to them, I just want them to take care of themselves and go to bed! John falls under that category. He's the nicest man but get your rest Pops. People will come to see you this weekend. I don't doubt that one bit. Oh, but why was it odd? Well, we seemed to have a great deal of time to get things done so it makes the Friday not feel quite like a Friday. Even now, those are some of the hardest days that we work. We record from 10 am until pretty much 5 pm. Yeah, it's too long and we're working on that. We might be cutting back on the recording in the near future.
 
On this week's show:
 
  • Bus’ big ol’ bus
  • Can you be anything you want to be?
  • 80s drug commercials
  • Best advice to give kids
  • We call Mama Dennis about Dan lying about a choir performance
  • Caller- Update on prancing boss
  • White trash Oompa Loompa
  • Bus News
  • Florida Man birthday challenge
  • Coors sues Anheiser-Busch
  • Shaq’s the new board member for Papa John’s
  • New Woodstock/music fest
  • Crazy church lady video
  • The Stiff Dad
  • Tom is baby Kermit
  • Male on mail
  • Carl from Minnesota
  • Level 10 Carl 
 
if you want to see what it looks like when you have a computer program crash, check out this show on Twitch. GarageBand crashed about 30 minutes into the show and now I'm fairly proficient at not freaking out and fixing it. (If you need to be walked through these steps, hit me up. I'd love to help out. Dan@TomandDan.com - As always, thanks to all of you who caught the show live on Twitch, thanks to all of you who check out the show replays on YouTube, thanks to all of you who download wherever you snag your podcasts, and thanks to all of you who are BDMs and ensure that we can keep doing more and more T&D shows!
 
We love you guys and we'll see you Monday for OG, BDM, and ACT shows!
 
d
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"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies." 

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Hey there, gang! 

Well, this is odd.

Today is the official 10 year anniversary of "A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan." Tom and I lost track of time. We knew it was close but not this close.

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Yeah. Take a second and see how that feels.

Just let it soak in.

We have been pumping out our brand of broadcasting for 10 full years. I mean, with everything that we went through with starting the show and doing it as a relief to broadcasting that was no longer fun. Just getting things together and wading into the "podcast waters" was difficult enough - but then there was all of the bullsh*t of "Show #159" and everything that went along with that. I would be lying to you if I said that portion of time didn't really take a hit to my health and to my sanity. It was dark, my friends. Very, very dark. The idea that I - that we - were working with people that were so sadistic and horrible that they would try to ruin our lives only because we had created something that was better than what had come before it, was truly baffling to me. You know the story. You know what happened. You know who did it and I'll move on. I got a little fired up today talking with Jim Norton and hearing his same disdain for radio stations, the people who program them, and the BS that seems to follow them. Even NOW, we're dealing with it. Who would have thought that the same people that forced us to make the very correct decision that we wanted to do podcasting fulltime because THEY didn't believe in it - would be the same people that would now be buying and snatching up podcasts as fast as they could because it's now suddenly COOL and relevant. SMDH. Come on, man. Are you f'n kidding me? I could go on and on and ON about this and will not but I'm sure you get what I'm trying to say. Thomas Vann is a wise man when he says repeatedly, "Nothing Matters." He's a wise, wise, man. 

On this week's show:

  • 10 years podcasting today! 
  • Tony Griftalotta
  • The Dan Cummins audio curse
  • Butler broke his toilet 5 times on the cruise
  • Butler gets solicited by a prostitute 
  • Butler saves an old man in the bushes of Baldwin
  • Caller peepee's in his bosses work truck 
  • 87 new BDMs this week 
  • Podcast Movement apology 
  • Mail on male
  • Dan’s sex story; Andrea not a fan of facials
  • Bus news: The Pelican King
  • KFC Hot Tub
  • College FBI scandal
  • Maisie and fake beer 

Ok. I put my soap box away. 

Talk to you Monday, friends! I love ya! 

d

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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

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"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies." 

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I'm busy trying to get everything ready for the T&D cruise that we leave on tomorrow. I'll try and knock this out in the AM. - d

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"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies." 

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Happy Monday morning, fine listeners! 

This is going to be one of those strange accelerated weeks for us when we try to make sure that everything at the studio is taken care of before we head out on the Tom and Dan Cruise. Thankfully, we're a little more organized than we have been so I'm not expecting things to e a real "s-show." Let's just hope that all of the electronics on the boat are in good working order. I'm not sure if you remember but the last two times that we've done anything with Dan Cummins, but it's been an f'n disaster! (There was OLE, and then there was the messed up recording from last July at The Orlando Improv. Our track record is pretty bad. Hahaha...) With all of that said, please enjoy this "super-sized" Friday Free Show and I'll be talking to you guys on the today's BDM shows! 

On this week's show:

  • Bad bouquets 
  • Zach from Ohio calls in; he booked a sketchy hotel 
  • Bahamas/Cruise talk
  • Tom’s ticket update
  • Pee Boners
  • Tommy is being bullied
  • Gothopotomus
  • Pull-out method
  • Tom tattoos for 10K
  • Pull-out method
  • Blind text game
  • Six degrees of grifting
  • Crystal picking up kids in WRX
  • Doing anything is hard

Thanks to all of you who have been catching the stream LIVE on Twitch and remember, I've been uploading all of the Friday Free Shows and comedian interviews on YouTube. Please take the time to share and subscribe. It helps us out, and if you're not already subscribing on Twitch and have Amazon Prime, you can really help the show out by subscribing. Amazon will go and give us three bucks, and that allows us to get more and greater equipment and hopefully build the mobile rig that we want to have by the middle of this year.

Have a wonderful day and we'll be talking to you later for the OG and the BDM shows of the week!

All the best,

d

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"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies." 

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Happy Monday, T&D Family!

All of us here at The Streamline Studio hope that you guys have an f'n fantastic Monday! Did you watch the Oscars? Or did you watch QVC, as I did? I'm not at all anti-award shows, but I just didn't feel like dedicating an S ton of time to something that feels really like the judgment of art. There's enough of that in the world right now, so I felt like my talents were better served to watch three possibly drunk people, sell Invicta watches on a cruise ship. (I told you I really watched it.)

On this week's show:

  • Farting in front of significant other
  • Tom’s kids have to sell a coupon book
  • Buy one, get one donger
  • Re-painting Seth’s gym
  • Two gay rabbits
  • Native Americans from South America
  • Arguments on social media
  • Dan’s vet visit
  • Seth’s bad reviews
  • Sending texts too late
  • Cauliflower b-hole
  • Karaoke songs
  • R. Kelly arrested
  • Robert Kraft arrested for soliciting sex

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Thanks to everyone who caught the show LIVE on Twitch. If you have no idea what I'm talking about, then head over to this link and watch us do most of our shows LIVE! www.Twitch.TV/TomandDanLive will get you started. And if Twitch is not your thing, I've started to download all of the Friday Free Shows on YouTube to try and grow that channel a little bit. Just head over to YouTube and search for "AMediocreTime." All of the Swervey Jones "Mediocre Toons" are on there, a bunch of behind the scenes and older clips, and more T&D video goodness. We'd really appreciate it if you'd check it out and subscribe.

On that note, I'll talk to most of you on the OG, and BDM shows that we're recording today or on A Corporate Time later tonight on Real Radio 104.1.

d

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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

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"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies." 

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How the heck is you, fine listeners of "A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan!" I hope these show notes find you rested and happy after that beautiful weekend. (I guess this would only be the case for those of us who live in the Central Florida area. I know a lot of you that are out of state aren't really having a great time this year with all of the cold. My apologies.)

With that said, please enjoy our latest "Friday Free Show" offering and it was Tom's birthday! And for those of you who like it awkward, you're going to love the end of the show when Tom goes full "sex awkward" and then actually embraces it. Nothing makes me happier. 

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On this week's show:

  • Tom’s birthday! 
  • Tom got a speeding ticket
  • Maisie's running a playground money game
  • Genitalia terminology 
  • BJ coupon book
  • Jet ski Michael Winslow 
  • Blippi’s poo video 
  • Fart gas mask 
  • Tom’s bday threesome

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Thanks to all of you who caught the show LIVE on Twitch and thanks to all of you who watch the replays later on YouTube. If you'd like to  check out all of our show that we've live streamed, head over to www.Twitch.tv/TomandDanLive or our YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/AMediocreTime 

All of our toons are on there, the old school Tom and Dan shorts...there's all kinds of great stuff on there! Make sure you like and subscribe - it really helps us out! 

Have a fantastic Monday and we'll see you guys later today for the OG, BDM, and ACT shows!

All the best,

d

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"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies." 

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Hey, there my little darlings! (This is how my daughter addresses all of the stuffed animals on her bed. It's sort of creepy.)

I hope these show notes find all of you well on this rather amazing looking, Saturday morning! 

Some of the things that Tom and I have to deal with as small business owners, would actually blow your minds! Or maybe not. Maybe you own a small business and you deal with this S too, but let's just say that what Tom and I were doing last night while I was editing was arguably one of the strangest and most willy-nilly things that I've ever done in my life! Hahaha... Who knows if we'll ever get to tell you about it but I'm hoping so. I think you guys would like to know a little bit more of the day to day and the behind the scenes. So, the show...ah, yes! 

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On this week's show:

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Thanks, as always, to everyone who caught the show live on Twitch. If you haven't checked out the live feed, this is something new that we've been doing for about a year. The best part is that you actually get to see what we're doing, how we're reacting, and all of the stuff that we're talking about LIVE on camera and it adds a whole different element to the podcast. Head over to www.Twitch.tv/TomandDanLive to watch LIVE, for show replays, or to donate to the production cost of the show. And another new thing that I've been doing is consolidating and editing the "Friday Free Show" down and then uploading it to YouTube. This makes it a little easier to check out if the thought of Twitch is intimidating to you or if you're possibly not familiar. You can find that HERE! Don't forget to subscribe to the YouTube channel for all videos and Tom and Dan toons! 

On that note - thanks to Sam, Travis, Bus, and all who sat in - and nothing but multitudes and buckets of love for all of you who listen and continue to be the best F'n listeners in the world! 

Love ya,

d

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"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies."

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I love what I do. I do.

I know that I work almost all of the time, but it's just f'n fun to do this, and I really and sincerely hope that all of you enjoy it just a quarter of how much I enjoy trying to put stuff together that will make you smile. 

Today's show was an f'n banger! A BANGER, I TELL YA! I've been talking to Sabrina (The News Junkie Radio Show and local comedian) about stopping by and just popping in and hanging on the show, and today we were able to make that happen. 

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  • Samantics, 2-year party, is tonight
  • Tom’s backyard projects
  • Super Bowl bets
  • Spider ravioli 
  • Poo gate with Crystal and the neighbor
  • Waiting til 6:30…
  • Landlines
  • Hungry Florida Man
  • Man wigs
  • Dan fails at Paying it Forward
  • Low emission parking- Poison-mobile
  • Sabrina stops by
  • Gyno visits/Gynocast
  • Best drunk food 
  • Big Yachty 
  • Bank vaults
  • Tom Vanntura

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Have a beautiful Saturday and congrats again to Samantha on the 2-year celebration! She's a great producer, podcast host, and friend. 

See ya Monday! 

d

Direct download: Show506-Gyno-Cast_feat._Sabrina.mp3
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This is the continuation of AGGTM with Jim Philips but this is the uncensored hour. One of the thing that I know Jim really appreciates, is the freedom that we have when we can let it fly and say anything that we want. We love having him in so much that we gifted him that - the ability to speak as he would talk to us in the hallways back in the day at Real Radio. You should see the smile on his face when he's unchained. It's amazing and reminds me of the first time that Tom and I cracked the mic and said the F word. People say the F word. We all love the F word. All hail the F word. 

I love you guys. 

d

Direct download: UNCENSOREDJIMBONUSSHOW.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:25pm EDT

"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies." 

Direct download: AGGTM-BOILEDPEANUTS-12019.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:55pm EDT

The power went out. 

Yep. 

And it was during the very last portion of the show! It's was unlike anything that I've ever seen in power outages and extremely creepy. All of a sudden, all of the lights (we have standard fluorescents) started flickering in different patterns and going in and out rapidly. Sam, being Sam, started freaking out and I have to tell you I was right there with her! Thankfully, the battery backup systems that I've put in place worked and we could have actually kept recording through the entire outage. Score one for neuroses.  

On this week's show, we tried to take it back to normal. We know that the last couple of shows have either been on different days or crazy as F so we hope that you really enjoyed us taking it back to what I personally think that we do best - shoot the S. 

  • Busdeker’s nicotine stache
  • String the dick in the sink
  • Dan recorded a Samantics episode
  • Tom’s Colorado trip 
  • Tommy and Max ski lessons
  • Tommy loves Pink Panther 
  • Tom teaches his kids to lie about their age
  • Fyre Festival documentary 
  • Government shutdown and airports
  • Kissing after a BJ
  • Male cheerleaders at Super Bowl
  • Ketchup caviar
  • Tom squeezes Butler’s finger with his toes
  • Adult game nights
  • Power went out! 

If you haven't seen any of our shows on Twitch, I think you're really missing out. The best thing about this streaming platform is that you CAN catch the show live if you're so inclined or if you have the time. But, if that's not something that you can do, you can go back and watch older shows that are saved in our podcast library. It really is a great platform to watch, listen, and chat with other people that enjoy AMT. If you're new to all of this, here's a link: www.Twitch.tv/TomandDanLive - We're going to try to do more and more with this platform and we're mega excited!

Thanks to Sam, Travis and The Bus for always working so hard bringing their A game. They're the best! 

Have a wonderful weekend and we'll see you guys on Monday for all-new BDM and OG shows. (Yes, I know that we owe you an extra OG from last week. I'll make it up to you. That's a Dan Dennis promise.)

All the best,

d

Direct download: Show505-AdultGameNightPowerOutage.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:17pm EDT

"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies." 

Direct download: AGGTM-TOEWARS.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:25am EDT

Tomorrow. Tomorrow. I love ya. Tomorrow. - d

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Category:general -- posted at: 5:44pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: LuenellInterview3.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:32pm EDT

"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies."

Direct download: AGGTM-MAKINGSAUSAGE.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:26pm EDT

Hey there, gang! 

I hope that these show notes find all of you well on this amazingly odd - sort of cold - sort of not - Sunday! The entire "A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan" team is in the studio today because we need to front load shows for Tom's trip to Colorado. Needless to say, we don't like "Best Of" but we do love recording so we're going to crank out some nice shows for your cats! 

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On this week's show:

  • Time for Slaves song
  • Tommy is going to be the snitch for T&D about Maisie and Max
  • Snowboarding/Skiing
  • Giving kids up for adoption older
  • Lying about your kids' age at theme parks, etc
  • Busdeker’s childhood
  • Would you do meth?
  • Trash dirt from the dump
  • Picking things out of the trash
  • CGI/Photoshop in pornos
  • Madonna’s booty implants 
  • Tub’s Up- Tom’s FB group for the hot tub community
  • Hot tub Tom and Jacuzzi Jess
  • Calling the cops/non-emergency number
  • Banishing words
  • Spreading ashes

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Thanks to everyone who actually caught the show live on Twitch. If that's something that you've never done, hit up www.Twitch.tv/TomandDanLive and you can watch all of our past shows. And if you don't have our app, search for "Tom and Dan" or "Mediocre App" in any of the App stores and you can snag that. It's the absolute best and easiest way to listen to the show and ALL of our content is on there. BDM shows and even "A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan" shows are on there and you can even leave us voicemail messages. 

Have a wonderful Sunday and we'll talk to all of you on Monday. Or tomorrow. Hahaha...

d

Direct download: Show503-HotTubTomMachine.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:17pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: MarlonWayansInterview2.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:44pm EDT

Direct download: AGGTM-RUNNINGINASUIT.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:09pm EDT

All the best (worst) that you've come to expect. Well, not really but we're still off, traveling, and visiting family so we decided that we would gift you a big, fat, Mega Mix of a show to fill the void until we're all back in-studio next week. 

Have a wonderful Friday, we love you guys, and we'll talk to you on Monday! 

d

Direct download: TDMEGAMIX30.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:33am EDT

Happy Wednesday, gang! 

I know that typically we're in the studio, hammering out a new "A Gentleman's Guide to Manliness" or some "A Corporate Times" or something like that but oddly enough, we're still on a little bit of a break. Tom should be on his way to Miami or Marco. Samantha is probably at Disney or doing something really cool with her husband. And Butler is probably at a new dispensary that popped up and that he has yet to try out. Hahaha... With that said, for those of you that are back to work - don't feel bad. So am I. I'm actually at the studio right now uploading this and also looking into why our Twitch cameras have been getting all wonky lately. I get it. Then again, I really enjoy working and love what I do. But enough about that...

We have amazing friends and one of our greatest comedian friends is Camen Morales. She was in town for the holidays and even brought by a fellow comedian by the name of Bryan Vokey. Great folks and it's always a pleasure to have her and her friends stop by. They also have a podcast called "No Sir I Don't Like It." If you'd like to check out, use the link HERE: https://www.nosirpod.com/ They're great folks and it's a really funny show. 

With all of that said, have a fantastic Wednesday, please enjoy this T&D bonus show, and stay safe out there. People are insane. 

All the best,

d

Direct download: CarmenMorales_BryanVokeyBonusShow.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:50am EDT