A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
The most mediocre time you'll ever have.

Looks delicious, doesn't it?

Hopefully, you still say the same after the show today. It was a wild one but there's nothing wrong with that. All over the place and pretty loose. Don't take that in a dirty way, you perv.

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*Tom wants Pre-Stints

*Just Pickin' My D*ck

*Pop Socket Makes My Socket Pop

*Tom's Discovers His Expired Tag on Facebook

*Huge Mental Load

*Andrea is Bad at Deodorant

*Tom Gives Out Passes

*Black Tom Vann is Here

*Wu-Tang Vann

*Smartphones Create Anxiety

*Bedtime Routine

*X-Games Pope

*What's More Gay Game?

*Thomas the Tank Engine Remixes

*Doms and Subs

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Tom raps on the show today, finally. It's everything you've ever dreamed of. I'm on this low-sugar and no carb diet. I feel like I'm going to fall asleep while I write this, which I'm going to go do. Hope you all have a great Easter weekend. April is going to bring a lot of very cool things.

Listen to White Zombie!

Your new friend,

Lee

Direct download: Show464-NeverCreamPieYourSister.mp3
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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

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Category:general -- posted at: 11:27am EDT

"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies."

Direct download: AGGTM-ATIFFANYSGUIDETOMANLINESS1.mp3
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Hi there,

Lee here. The title of this show had to be censored, but man was this a fun time. This week ended on a very, very weird note. Jay Mohr came by and gave one of the most bizarre interviews. Be sure to check that out. That really set the vibe for the day...which isn't a bad thing.

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*Mohr Recap

*Jimmy 159'd His Job

*Tom Bathroom Run-in

*It's Lee's (that's me) Birthday

*Leebo Buttons

*Customizing Porn

*Mexican S***-Off

*Hold in the Pee Fart

*Ride the Sweet Tuna Can Express

*Edgar Allan Poser

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Be sure the check out the new 2 Wife Crew that'll be posted soon. I'm looking forward to seeing everyone at the film festival for the Tom and Dan documentary. Tons more info on how to see it if you couldn't get a ticket on this show! (Spoiler Alert) It's a cool venue. Hope y'all have a great weekend. I'm off to celebrate my birthday with my friends.

Listen to Patsy Cline!

-Lee

Direct download: Show463-PumpinTheFartsOut.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:16pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: JayMohrInterview.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:03pm EDT

From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies.

Direct download: AGGTM-DISCLOSENOTHING.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:52pm EDT

Disturbing, huh?

That's the only way to truly describe the video (as seen above) with Tom and the horses. Actually, Tommy had the best description when he asked: "Is this a nightmare?". Great times on the cruise. My head is a little sunburnt and I gained a lot of weight, but GODDAMN it was a great time.

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*Cruise Recap

*Karaoke Craziness

*Black Lee is a Bad Traveler

*Dan Gets High and Makes a Game

*The Craigslist Game

*AndyGo-G0's Movie Project

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I'm very tired. So very, very tired. My Adderall prescription isn't available till Monday. If I was a tail, I'd be dragon. WAKA WAKA! I'm sorry. You don't deserve a joke like that. Be sure to come say hi to us at Pints N' Paws next Saturday.

Listen to Idles.

-Lee

Direct download: Show462-FlaccidMassive.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:16pm EDT

"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies." 

Direct download: AGGTM-THEDUKESDOOK.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:12pm EDT

Hey,

It's that time again. The week has ended, and that means another Friday Free Show in the bag. We're all set and ready for the cruise tomorrow. Be sure to listen to the BDM show this Monday to hear how the cruise is going. Don't worry too much...we'll be back next Wednesday. We'll hopefully be able to Twitch on the boat so you can see how drunk everyone is. If you need me...I'll be in my bathrobe, eating room service and listening to the waves crash into the boat.

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*Bubba Comes By

*Piano Playing for Money

*Dicks-Lexia

*Answering New Voicemails

*Samantha Runs Late but Still Reads E-mails

*News with Fisher and Lee (That's me!)

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Always good to see Bubba. One of the most talented musicians I've ever seen and still as funny as ever. If we hit an iceberg and I don't make it back, tell Little Richard I love him.

Have a great weekend and listen to the new Judas Priest album!

-Lee

Direct download: Show461-BubbaTelethon.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:33pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: BenBailey.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:02pm EDT

"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies."

Direct download: AGGTM-THEKRAMERBUILDING.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:45pm EDT

Welcome,
How are you? Please sit down and relax. We have so much to discuss. Tom is back from his vacation to the Bahamas before our cruise to the Bahamas. Daniel is still not drinking and is more efficient than ever. Samantha is still doing her show while trying to plan her escape from the pain pill factory. March is gonna be a busy month for us which is gonna be good for you all.

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*Time for Bath Song

*Getting Caught in the ACT

*Bachelor Party Advice

*Tom's Grill Story

*Pee Pee Dozer

*Bobo Puppy Pound

*Weighted Blanket

*Andrea's Panties Argument

*100% Cleavage

*Basketball Eye Patch

*The Jif Tip

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Well, that's all the time we have. Tune in next week when we discuss how excited we are to be going on the cruise and other fun things. I'm going to go play some Battlefront and enjoy not being stuck in the snow. 

Listen to Patsy Cline

Best wishes,

Lee

Direct download: Show460-PainPillTurkey.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 7:03pm EDT