A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
The most mediocre time you'll ever have.

Hey there gang! 

Tom and I hope that this message finds you all well on this beautiful Saturday morning. I'm doing my normal Saturday thing - watching Mai run around the living room on like a 9000 and I'm guzzling copious amounts of Diet Mountain Dew in a piss-poor attempt to wake up. It’s “The Dennis Way.” It’s sort of sad. Haha…

So - we really can’t thank all of you enough for the responses that you gave to our first annual Tom and Dan Charity Foot-golf Tournament! It looks like when it’s all said and done, that we’re going to be pushing about 15K for The Yellow Brick Road Foundation and that is just simply astonishing! You guys hear Tom and me talk about the love that we have for our children almost daily, so to help a children’s charity out like this is so important to us. None of this would be possible without all of you than please know how much it means to us. I can remember talking about this years ago with Tom; how when we go out on our own, we will be able to control our charity events and make them 100% true charity events where every dime goes to those in need. Thank you for this. This is definitely a bucket list type deal for us and you have made us two of the happiest broadcasters in the world. Orlando and the children that live here are very important to us! I can’t say it enough. Thank you.

This week’s show was mega fun and on a side note, we hope that you’ll join us later today at Red Cypress Brewery for our “Crazy and Lazy” beer release! These two beers are incredible and are extremely limited. I’m going to be heading out there soon with my entire family and I’m really looking forward to seeing all of you for some games, beer, and laughs.

On this week’s show:

-Tom makes Crystal run out of gas

-Columbo Jumbo

-Tom’s sass meter is broke

-Sales whistle

-Tom’s a baby

-Rope swings

-Lobo

-Uncle Remus the Penis

-Alice Cooper

-White lives splatter

-Drinking my lazy

-Foot golf bids

 

Ok. I think that’s about it for now. We’re going to have some really cool beer merch out there today too so be on the look out for that as well. The Danger Brains did an amazing job with all of the branding that we’re using for the beer cans, that we decided to make a shirt out of it. (We did the same thing with our “Middle of the Road” beer. Some art is just too damned good to waste!) I hope you all have a wonderful Saturday and many of you - I’ll see you later!

All the best,

d

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From the hosts of the award winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies.

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Hey, there gang!

Happy Friday to all of you! Some of you might be wondering why we started the show a little bit earlier today - that has to do with the fact that Tom and I will be working the Orlando City match tonight and we have to be down at the stadium a bit early for a production meeting. Apologies to all of you who wanted to try and catch the show live via Mixlr or on the Bart Marek 360 Cam on Facebook. (You should be able to check out the replay in a few hours.) We really hate having to move things around but there are times when it’s just unavoidable. Hopefully, we’ll see a few of you at the match today!

Oh, and don’t forget that we’re also going to be at the big Champions Cup match tomorrow night as well in the Tom and Dan section! If you don’t already have tickets, you might want to get some. It’s two of the best teams in professional soccer in PSG and Tottenham and Tom, Lee, and I are going to be there taking in the match, so make sure you come say hello!

On today's show:

The Seth Petruzelli Dating Game

News

Thanks for listening folks and I'll add to this in the AM!

d

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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

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From the hosts of the award winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies.

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From the hosts of the award winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies.

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Hey there folks,

Thanks to all of you for taking the time to hang out with us yesterday! I think we're really getting the hang of this 360-cam stuff and it's sort of fun to see the entire AMTStudio3 all at one time. I hope you guys are digging it and as time goes on, please know that we'll try to make it better and better. 

So, our charity foot-golf tournament is coming up and we're excited about all who are going to play in it! If you haven't already checked out the site, please do HERE: TomandDanGiveBack.com - We think that it's going to be one hell of a good time and the best part is that all money raised goes to benefit The Yellow Brick Road Foundation. Feel free to check the link if you want to find out a little more info of how these cats are helping sick kids in need. All you have to do is bid on the person that you'd like to play with and you and two of your friends will play with that friend of the show! Super easy and all for a wonderful cause.

On yesterday's show:

-Tom and Dan Foot Golf tournament  www.tomanddangiveback.com

-Cleaning fees

-Semen cereal bowl

-Synthetic urine

-Peeing on your engine

-Damage control group texts

-Pop pop blood pressure talk

-Coco Loko

-Sammy Sosa is pink

Thanks again to all of you who caught us live and thanks to all who have downloaded. Wishing you guys nothing but the best this weekend and we'll talk to you on Monday! 

d

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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

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From the hosts of the award winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies.

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