A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
The most mediocre time you'll ever have.

It’s Us. It’s Halloween. It’s Greenwood Cemetery. :)

Direct download: HALLOWEEN2016.mp3
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On today's show:

Tom’s ultimate stress

-The studio got a new runner rug

-Dan shot chemicals up his nose

-Tom thinks he’s allergic to weed

-SBK calls in    www.kidneyforkevin.com

-Gapetoberfest and the quest for Ms. Butt Slut

-Big Tim calls in about his hot dog stand

-Candy bars

-Ted Nougat

-Steal a base, steal a taco

Thanks for listening, kids. You guys are the best listeners in the world and I hope you know how much we really appreciate you hanging with us. We'll see you next week!

-d

Direct download: Show390-2HoursofBHoles.mp3
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It's the latest version of "A Gentleman's Guide to Manliness." That's about it.

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What’s going on gang!

We hope this message finds you well and that you’re about to start enjoying your weekend. I’m about to load up the ladies and then we’re all going out to some pumpkin patch to look for pumpkins and yeah…all of that mess.

On this week’s show:

-Packed studio

-Infusing animal blood in a human

-Yellow Brick Road Foundation blood drive

-Tiffany calls in and tells us about her experience with Felmand’s Angels

-Tiff got Trumped in the cooler at Chili’s

-ZZ Topless

I am a very good bad boy

-Dan’s soundboard is taking over

-Joe Exotic

-Tom’s split dream

-Dan is sound effects midget

-Quantum Leap

-Bloody sphere

-Tampons

It was a fun one and we really, really hope that you enjoy it!

All the best and thanks for listening.

d

Direct download: Show389-QuantumTom.mp3
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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: PaulyShore2.mp3
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It's the latest version of "A Gentleman's Guide to Manliness." That's about it.

Direct download: AGGTM-KRAMERSBACK.mp3
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Here's a nice little bonus show for all of you out there who absolutely love Universal Studios Orlando's Halloween Horror Nights! This year we're celebrating the 26th year of this amazing attraction and it just keeps getting better and better and better and better! If you don't already have your tickets and if you haven't already experienced all that HHN26 and "Chance" - this years Icon have to offer, please use this link to grab our tickets! Trust us, you will LOVE it! 

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Thanks folks and we'll see you on the other side. 

d

Direct download: HHN2016BehindTheScenes.mp3
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I'm sort of learning my lesson on a lot of this stuff. If I leave writing this to the last minute, it's just not going to get done. I'm really, really sorry about that and will try to do better in making sure that I write all of this stuff down. Samantha does a great job of taking show notes and sadly I lost track of time on this one. So better late than never and here they are! 

On this week's show:

-Corey Feldman

-T**** Pumpkins

-Full blown 90’s radio mode

-Tom wants to sell his marriage certificate

-Tom’s toilet exploded

-Male nurses

-Stealing chromies

-“Crazy girl” sex

-End of times

-Flesh carrot

-#Tittlywinks

-Joe Pettis is here!

-Ross finds Joe’s father!

Thanks for listening folks and we'll see you on Monday! 

d

Direct download: Show388TiddlyWinks_1.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:06pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: DonDCCurry.mp3
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At some point tomorrow, I'll update this. 

All love

d

Direct download: Show387-HurricaneCast.mp3
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