A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
The most mediocre time you'll ever have.

Thanks to everyone for taking the time to download, support and hang with "A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan" today. Today was old school and really, really fun. Thanks kids…you guys are too frigg'n cool! We were more than happy to have Samantha back from her honeymoon. Much love to both Ross and Samantha for both setting aside life-stuff to be with us each week. Thanks guys!

On this week's show:

Jeff is here and Tom gave him a billboard.

Sam's Honeymoon

Don't pee in your blob pouch.

Big Boob Alarm

IRS Scam

Pop Pops Email Scam - Stella Angelstone

Getting caught staring

Jeff's YouTube Channel - https://www.youtube.com/user/JeffHowell12

Relationship Advice


Call to Tiffany - 6 Year Anniversary

Tom & Tiff Bet

The Great "Weigh Off."

http://www.podcastawards.com/ - make sure that you vote for us for "People's Choice."

Thanks for listening and hanging with us. You guys are the coolest and we're really glad that you're with us. 



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They sprung this on us last minute so this is copied from his website but he was a hell of a nice guy! Thanks to Chris and to the guy over at the Orlando Improv for making this happen. Here's a little bit more about Chris: Chris Franjola is a writer/comedian born and raised on Long Island who now lives and works in Los Angeles.  He’s currently a writer and a regular performer on E!’s hit show “Chelsea Lately.”  Chris also starred on the critically acclaimed scripted comedy series “After Lately,” which aired for three seasons on E! He is also the host of the Sons of Anarchy aftershow Anarchy Afterword, airing live on FX. When he isn’t busy writing and acting, he’s performing stand-up on the road, headlining venues all over the country.  Before Chelsea Lately, Chris wrote for other shows, including Family Guy, the MTV Video Music Awards, and the original Chelsea Handler Show.

We really didn't talk much about that because we were too busy shooting the "S."



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This week, we were back in the saddle with an all new show, tons of meetings, and lots of new business for "A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan." We've always got something going on but this week we were really working hard on the new BDM parties that we've got to plan for fine members. 

If that wasn't enough, we were lucky enough to have the Improv bring by comedian and pop cultural icon Dave Coulier from Full House and our personal favorite show "America's Funniest People." Special thanks to Dave for being so cool and love, as always, to the fine folks at the Improv for bringing him by the studio. We got a real solid, candid, and real 45 minutes with him just shooting it and it was really great! I've said it before and I'll say it again, Tom and I are able to talk to a lot of these guys unlike any of our contemporaries because we're more concerned about making it entertaining for you - not stay "on schedule." 

Well, I was going to type more but the wife is yelling at me and saying that I've got to get ready to head to Cigar City in Tampa for today's first Tampa meet-up! We hope to see all of you there!



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Hey there kids! 

We hope that this podcast finds you all well. This week we thought that since Tom was out of town, that we'd give you all NON-BDM members a little taste of what we've been doing with the "Chatting with the Masters" BDM segments. This week's guest is our good radio friend Taco Bob from 101.1 WJRR. Love him or hate him, Bob has consistently been one of the absolute nicest people in radio. Trust us when we tell you that is a mega-rarity and you're not going to find many people that are cut from the same cloth. We also catch up with a "Samantha only" email segment to close out this gloomy, Florida Friday. (On a side note - all love and best wishes go out to Sam and her new husband Travis for yesterday's wedding. Ross and I were there and it was absolutely beautiful!) On that note, we've got some pretty amazing changes coming to the TomandDan.com website early next week. Merch will now have a shopping cart so it will be easier to navigate and expect a few surprises for those of you that have always wanted to advertise with us. We really think that you're going to like it!

BDM members - we're currently working on a way to handle the spill over for the recently announced BDM party on February 12th. Keep checking TomandDan.com or your email for updates and we'll figure something out! We did not forget about you and we will work as hard as possible to make sure that the night is an amazing success. 

Stay safe and have a great weekend!



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Hey there scumbags!

Happy Friday to all of you and welcome to "A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan." Tom and I have a ton of events going on so you're definitely going to want to check out the "Events" page of TomandDan.com. With that said - on this week's AMT:

Being Invisable

Cosby's Calming Powers

Kid Rock = Stingy Hair Rat Man


Sonogram Crackers


Dating as an Adult


Regional "Real Man"

Dan Wanted to Buy a Playgirl

Thanks to all of you for downloading and supporting the show. If you want to be a part of Samantha's bachlorette party, you're definitely going to want to sign up to be a BDM member. Plus - we're in the middle of our "BDM Billboard Campaign" and we want all of you that really enjoy the show to get the change to be on our billboards. Make sure that you sign up and then email us a picture of you! There are too many details to share here but just go to TomandDanContest.com and you'll get everything there. 

All the best,



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Today was one of those long a$$ "we're back in the middle of the regular work week" days where you realize that the holidays are officially over! Haha. No seriously. It was all about getting up at 7am - cleaning the studio and getting it ready for Nikki Glaser who was going to be stopping by in the AM - and then getting everything ready for a regular ol' normal "T&D Friday Free Show."

On today's show:

Nikki Glaser

Tom walks in on Samantha


Peruvian Fight Festival


Pedo Chris' Family Calls in

Thanks to all of you for downloading and being a part of the show. We'll see you guys next week!



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...it's just that.

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