A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
The most mediocre time you'll ever have.

Hey there, gang! 

Before we get to the notes, here's how to find us! 

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Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0IMs3hgNDuD6qI8ldHMWvH

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* Big Tim is here

* Morning mouth jibber- Bum job

* Washing hands before peeing

* Real man steaks

* QVCmun

* New yacht rock

* We call Seth and Felicia Spencer to talk about UFC 240

* The Cleaning Lady is here from Bare Cleaning

* Handy Man Dan

* God bless this mess

* Big Tim's news

* Kid in luggage return

* Airports suck

* China bringing back the bugle

* Jeffrey Epstein

* Liberal boogeyman

* Storming pedophile island

* Sh*t in a pawnshop

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Thanks to all fo you for tuning in. If you don't mind doing me and the entire "A Mediocre Time" gang a solid - we would love it if you would let people know that we now start at NOON on Friday's. We've been meaning to do this for a very long time and now, here we are. Please have a very safe and wonderful weekend and we'll see you all back here on Monday! 

d

Direct download: Show531-Felicia_SpencerTheJibber_2.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:12pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: HarlandWilliamsInterview4.mp3
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"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies." 

Direct download: AGGTM-THEGUIDETOHAPPINESS.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:56pm EDT

Hey there, gang! 

Before we get to the notes, here's how to find us! 

Other podcasts aggregates or scrapers:

Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan/id308614478

Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-show

TuneIn: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-Podcast-p393884/

iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1248-a-mediocre-time-with-tom-30696640/

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0IMs3hgNDuD6qI8ldHMWvH

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* New start time at 12:00 pm- No joke Friday

* Crystal's bum observation

* Jen-itals

* Crabhands

* New yacht rock

* Lost voicemails

* Stinking up offices/cars with food

* Cooking in microwaves

* T&D hot sauce

* Dread Egg

* Las Tango in Paris- Butter ass

* Emails

* Cali trip

* Seth is into rose-budding porn

* Dan losing weight- What was the catalyst?

* Narp-Lite

* Felicia fight

* Tom reads a limerick for the 2 o'clock shot

* Seth's new intro for Douchebro news

* Narp-walker/ The Narpy-ending story

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Thanks to Seth and to all of you who press play. It really means a lot to us that you're still smashing play and having fun. We love you guys and we'll see you next week!

d

Direct download: Show530-NARPLite.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:41pm EDT

"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies." 

Direct download: AGGTM-TOMSSUPERPOWER.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:24pm EDT

Before we get to the notes, here's how to find us! 

Other podcasts aggregates or scrapers:

Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan/id308614478

Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-show

TuneIn: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-Podcast-p393884/

iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1248-a-mediocre-time-with-tom-30696640/

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0IMs3hgNDuD6qI8ldHMWvH

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* Dan's new sexy cabana shirt

* Crystal explains to Tommy how babies are born

* Watching births

* Don't ask, don't tell, don't look

* News with Fisher

* Lil' Wayne walks off stage

* Margarita burns

* No bicycles allowed

* Lost Voicemails

* Hoarding

* Gift giving service

* Tom's vagina feet

* Tom cranky on 7-11 day

* Songs in commercials

* Ben (sound engineer) calls in 

* Emails

* Cleaning up jizz

* Pudge- elevator mechanic

* Tom hates relaxing

* Pros and cons of the job

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Thanks for listening and downloading, folks! 

Well, see you guys on Monday! 

d

Direct download: Show529-NoBicyclesAllowed.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:23pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: SteveOInterview2.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:14pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: CombatBarbieMikeBusey-BonusShow-71019_1.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:03pm EDT

"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies." 

Direct download: AGGTM-KRAMERANDTHECASTLE.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:25pm EDT

Before we get to the notes, here's how to find us! 

Other podcasts aggregates or scrapers:

Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan/id308614478

Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-show

TuneIn: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-Podcast-p393884/

iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1248-a-mediocre-time-with-tom-30696640/

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0IMs3hgNDuD6qI8ldHMWvH

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On this week's show:

-Independence Day plans/fireworks

-Dan’s dad’s ghost shuts off the computer

-Pottery

-Foreskin getting caught in mesh

-Video of Jeff Howell at the beach as a toddler

-Vacationing with other couples/hooking up etiquette

-Dan’s nightmare/punching himself

-Convincing Seth to do Naked and Afraid

-Mr. Lonely’s News

-Swan attacks dog

-The Hard Miami Ducks

-Teach me to be a ninja bum

-Sex vs beating off

-Tom being a dick to listeners

-Connor McGressive

-Seth’s bad experience at Lucky’s

-Seattle BDM gets interviewed 

And on that note, please have a more than wonderful holiday and thanks for listening! It means more than you know and we love you guys! 

d

Direct download: Show528-ForeskinAndMesh.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:38pm EDT

"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies." 

Direct download: AGGTM1-AIRBAGKRAMER-7319-FIN.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:04am EDT