A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
The most mediocre time you'll ever have.

Our BDM "Best Of" 2015. 

Direct download: BDM-SelectCuts2015.mp3
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Yo! Happy Holiday's friends!

We hope that this blog message accompanying this show finds you and yours well! We also hope that all of you BDM members really, really enjoy the "#159: Explanation" show that we released yesterday. I'm going to be real with you and tell you that as cathartic it was - it was also very taxing. Tom and I were like zombies when we rolled into the studio today and here we are at the final show of the year. We're really proud of what we've done here and we're more than proud that you guys are along with us for the ride. What a wonderful ride it has been! On today's show:

-Last show of 2015

-Tom tells his vasectomy story

-Advil does nothing!

-Bad doc reviews

-Who died in this coffin?

-"I understand the concept of wigs” -Tom

-Steve Harvey/Miss Universe fiasco

-Jamil

-The Christmas spirit is when things go all wrong

-Always go puff side first

-Tom has chicken skin

-Radio station bathrooms

-Sit on your shell

Thanks for listening, kids and Tom and I both really hope that all of you have a wonderful holiday. We're still going to be doing shows for the new year but this is the last show of the year. We can't thank you all enough for the amount of love and support that you all give us day in and day out. It really does mean more than you know!

Love to you all!

d

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Hey there folks!

Tom and I have been really working on the quality of the show and the new studio for the past couple of weeks and we're more than excited for those of you that know the show to join us. We have a blast each week and we're more than glad to have you with us! Thanks kids! Special thanks to this week's special guest Duncan Jay for joining us today. To find more info about him, head over HERE: https://www.facebook.com/FunDuncan?fref=ts

On today's show:

-Tarzan calls

-The #159 release is coming soon!

-Diane Rehm impressions

-Garbage disposals

-Inappropriate bag boy

-Jubilee/Mercy year

-Fart on a Bible

-Funk Master Flex’s Expedition

-Weddings

-Getting into radio

-Airboat R.Kelly

-Duncan Jay is here

-Style intervention

-Double dip on Amazon

Thanks again for downloading and making us truly - Orlando's Best Radio Show. It's been three years running and at this point we feel like Kobe - old and ready to retire with zero rape convictions.

Thanks for listening and we'll see you next week!

d

Direct download: Show344-IndianBallFoods.mp3
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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: ToneBellInterview.mp3
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It's the latest version of "A Gentleman's Guide to Manliness." That's about it.

Direct download: AGGTM-RumDiddyDum.mp3
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Yo! Happy "all-most Holidays" to you guys!

We promise that we're still working on the studio. We're really trying to make it the finest broadcasting studio in all of the Central Florida area. Oddly enough, that's not very hard to do! Not knocking where we broadcast "A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan" out of but it's an f'n hell hole. (Oh…and spoiler alert. We have never and will never (maybe) do "A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan" from said studio! We do everything from our own studio in Orlando - not Maitland.) With that said, things with the new studio are really starting to take shape. The carpet has really been the hardest part but I really believe that it's going to be worth it when it's all said and done. We're really trying to do it right and do it in a way that most other broadcasting facilities would not think to "build out." We want the guest that come to this place to be blow away because we're just not out for the "plug" and the "almighty dollar." We're in this because it's our life. I digress.

Normally I would give you a list of what today's show is about but in honor of faithful and wonderful email girl Samantha being away from the show this Friday, I'm going to skip it. You're just going to have to listen to the show. PLUS - I've got far too much going on right now to go back and listen to the entire show to make this list. This is 100% a "Samantha Thing."

Thanks for listening, kids! We'll see you next week. Tom and I are so blessed to have you  all as listeners and we hope to see a lot of you tomorrow at Red Cypress Brewery.

d

Direct download: Show343-AllRandyToMe.mp3
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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: SteveWilsonInterview.mp3
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Thanks for hanging with us this week, kids. We know a lot of you are already on vacation but neither of us are massive fans of the whole "Best Of" deal. I'll be honest and tell you that most any person who has ever "put together" "Best Of" knows - in their heart of hearts - that there is no such thing as that. Best Of. No such thing. Most people in radio just tell people that care even less than they do to "Pick anything that they can and fill the time that is needed until they come back." I digress.

On today's show:

-I wanna be a billionaire Tom tone

-Lina is doo doo twice a day in the bed

-Tom almost killed Samantha and her mom 

-Tom’s SUV is cleaner than Dan’s car

-Little Tommy pees too much at night

-Drawing straws/Rock, paper, scissors

-White rhinos

-Mr. Ugly

-Cuckold

-Dan should be a DJ

-Zach is here aka Burger

-Recount of the Chicago trip

-Winn-Dixie robbery

-The passing time blow job

-Tom wants fresh glaze

Thanks for listening folks and we here at, "A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan", wish you and your family the best Thanksgiving EVER! Have fun kids! Share some pictures with us and we'll see you next week!

d

Direct download: Show342-ThanksgivingSpectacular.mp3
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Yo Joe! Here's to hoping that we're both going to see you at tomorrow's "Bad at Business Beerfest." On tonight's show:

-Sweating crazy

-Wristband fiasco

-The trailer is overloaded with merch

-The General can’t help Tom

-Tom’s getting a vasectomy 

-Kramer urologist

-Ross fainted while giving blood

-Alabama Asian

-Getting the business license

-Tom got scammed with OSHA poster

-What’s coleslaw?

-Throwing away food

-Kenya traffic jam

-Coolest cooler update

-Chinese wine

-Getting caned

-Eat your soil kids!

-Concussions

-TP étiquette

See you tomorrow, kids!

d

Direct download: Show341-ChineseWine.mp3
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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: BonusCarlosMencia.mp3
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Hey there "Scumbags" and thanks for joining us for today's "A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan" show. For those of you that are asking, YES, we're still in the process of moving the studio but it's more of a process than we ever thought that it would be - but that's cool. Nothing easy is ever mega worthwhile. We're in the middle of doing it now and I'm sure that everything will be fine but it's just going to be longer and more drawn out than we had originally thought. So…there's that. Not to say that it's stressing us out or anything.

On today's show:

-Tom’s sister-in-law and the Hawaii story

-The old hot dog bit

-Big and Tall sizes

-Side or center debate

-We call king size shirts

-Ross= King of dungarees

-Tattoos

-JNCO’s are back

-Real estate talk

-Crocodile prison guards

-Laird Hamilton

-Pee Wee and adult theaters

Thanks guys! Thanks for joining us on Twitter, Facebook. Periscope, Instagram, Snapchat and whatever the hell else - you guys are the best listeners in the world and we hope that you know how much we love you!

See you Monday BDMs and see you in a week, everyone else!

d

Direct download: Show340-WizardHotdog.mp3
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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: EddieIfftInterview.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:43pm EDT

Thanks so much for checking out the show and we hope that you enjoy listening to it as much as we do creating it! It was a typical T&D show but we were more than excited to welcome back our friend and one of our all-time favorite listeners "Ron" back to the show! We'll see you guys next week!

On this week's show:

-Tom takes Pop Pop to the iDoctor

-Pop Pop makes inappropriate jokes

-Paying for prisoners healthcare

-We call Kevin Sutton  www.gofundme.com/blackfridayforkids

-Love Pantry

-Halloween dad fight

-We call Erick Weber

-Religious sacrifice

-Panda language

-Tom’s 2 cents argument

-Pappas licking

-The frog chronicles

-#PappasPride

-Christmas fireplace, no sound

-Borfen and Gorfen

Have a fantastic week and we'll see you BDM's Monday - and everyone else on the following Friday when we do it again!

d

Direct download: Show339-FrogChronicles.mp3.mp3
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We do a show every single year from Greenwood Cemetery here in Orlando, Florida. There so much amazing history that lies in the tales that surround those that have passed. If you're new to these type of shows - go back to last October and you should be able to catch the 2014 version and here's the latest with mostly ALL NEW stories! Special thanks to sexton, Don Price and to the City of Orlando for letting us re-tell a lot of these tales. Happy Halloween friends and be safe out there!

Direct download: HALLOWEENSPECIAL2015.mp3.mp3
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I love my job.

Not only so I get to hang out with the funniest person that I've ever met (Tom Vann) but I get to interview comics and also make mischief for my job. To me, it's truly perfection. So yeah - here we go. On today's show:

 

-Tom’s t's

-Tom cooks for his nanny

-Human DNA in pork?

-Subway Jared’s disturbing audio

-Pedophiles have good candy

-Baby monitors

-Seth Petruzelli is here

-Keep the change

-Sharing your wife

-Seth’s new job with the WWE

-Japanese doll wrestling

-Blackface

-Seth has all the roids

-BDM ticket challenge

-Slightly more boring Billy Badass

 

We're still working on the new studio and hope to have a new update for you guys next week. I've been trying to document it all for you but as with everything, it's a really slow and boring process. I promise new updates very, very soon. Please enjoy the show and thanks for the love and support. All BS aside - we are the only indie broadcasters in this town and we're not only completing with the bigger broadcasting outlets but we're beating them!!! We scare them and we f'n love it. So on behalf of myself and Tom - we'll see you next week!

d

Direct download: Show338-SethTomsTs.mp3
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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: MyqKaplanInterview.mp3
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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: DustinDiamondInterview.mp3
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Today's show was insane!!! Insane - US. Insane - OTHER PEOPLE. Some would call that a mess, but Tom and I love it more than anything in the world. Most of you know that we're trying to move the podcast studio to a whole new building. Not only is this a really massive project, but it does take a great deal of time. To all of you - We can not thank you enough for all of the support and love that we've been receiving lately. We know that some have labeled us "The Best Radio Show in Orlando, Florida" and lately we've been feeling like we ARE!

On today's show:

-Tommy Hilfiger doesn’t hate black people

-Tom’s trip to the bank

-S sandal

-S scale system

-LOL at podcasts?

-AMT Party line!

-"Certified Wound Specialist" 

-Man barn

-We call Billy Jean

-Dean Billy Dean Aldean The Machine - Jason Aldean’s cousin

-Too rich for memory

-Guests using the bathroom

-We hate Timehop

-Remembering wedding dates

-Salmon fishing in Alaska

-Tom at City Hall

-Tom crashes the Volvo 

-2 feet blind backup

-El Chapo update

Thanks again kids. All of you that support and give an F about indie broadcasting are truly in luck - we're going to have one of the best studios ever. None of this would be possible if we did not have the engagement of listeners like you! So…thanks again for the love and support and we truly hope that you really enjoy today's show. If you had as much fun as we did - we think that you'll be just fine.

d

Direct download: Show337-DeanBillyDeanAldean.mp3_2.mp3
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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: AGGTM-WeKilledHer.mp3
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We're in the middle of attempting to move the studio and we've really been slacking on the descriptions of past shows. Take our work for it on this one - you'll love it! - t&d

Direct download: Show336-MadCobra.mp3
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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: DeonColeInterview..mp3
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We're in the middle of attempting to move the studio and we've really been slacking on the descriptions of past shows. Take our work for it on this one - you'll love it! - t&d

Direct download: Show335-CokeChallenge.mp3.mp3
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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: CristelaAlonzoInterview.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:41am EDT

Hey there kids. We're not going to lie - there's been too much going on. We've been trying to move the studio but the lease is a f'n nightmare, we know that buildout cost is going to be through the roof, and we've been trying to do ALL OF THIS while doing three shows. It's not bad…and working for yourself is fantastic but never let anyone say that it's not harder than working for a big ass company. Ok - sorry - I'm venting - on today's show:

-Tom’s grumpy

-Dan’s hiding his drinking

-Diabetic dogs

-Flinstones pelican mouth toilet?

-Little Tommy hates baths

-Tom steps on a turd 

-Mounds

-Brands vs. Generic

-Secret sauces

-Flinstones items guessing game

-Inherit smells

-Bring the king the feast

-Buck is back!

-#RanchMask

Thanks to all of you for being so sweet to us, helping to spread the word about the show, and for downloading the podcast. We know that we have the best listeners in the world and we are SO happy that you're with us! Don't forget if you want to leave us a voicemail - 1-850-397-4677 - if you'd like to leave us an email Show@TomandDan.com - and on that note…we'll see all of you next week!

Direct download: Show334-RanchMask.mp3
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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: LuenellInterview.mp3
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Thanks to all of you kids for checking out today's show. I don't think that I've laughed that hard in a really, really long time. Although we entitled today's show "Scruff McGruff", the funniest part to me was the "Tom Ticket Challenge" falling into complete chaos. And when I say complete chaos…I mean COMPLETE CHAOS. I have never laughed harder!!! Truly.

On today's show:

-Porn 

-Lazy Uberman

-Food remorse

-Burn the French witch

-Dobots

-Refunds

-#GiveHImBread

-Cockamamy schemes from wild men

-Baby macho man Randy Savage

-Orlando Indie Comedy Fest

-Wigs

-Shaving pubes

-McGruff crime dog and D.A.R.E 

-Whale puke

-#Whatsit?!

-Finding dates in church

-BDM ticket challenge

-HELLO?! ( party chat )

Ok, thanks kids. Thanks for listening and we'll see you next week.

All the best and you guys are the greatest listeners in the world!

d

Direct download: Show333-ScruffMcGruff.mp3
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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: PaulyShoreInterview.mp3
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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: AGG2M-WalletDreams.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:23pm EDT

Thanks to all of you guys for listening, downloading, and supporting the show. We've got a lot of irons in the fire and trust me when I tell you it's a lot of good stuff. Hopefully in the next few months, we'll be moving the studio and getting our own building. We've partnered with Universal Orlando for Halloween Horror Nights and we're the first and only podcast who has held that crown. We could not be more proud of this and we're excited to have such a great media partner. (Oh…and if you don't have tickets yet for Halloween Horror Nights - here's the link that we'd like for you to use: CLICK HERE!

We had a blast today and we're really, really, really excited for all of you to join us.

On today's show:

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-Dreads

-HHN sponsorship!

-Banking

-Tom takes pop pop out for his birthday

-Tom’s milk heating debacle

-Dan won Best Local Celebrity from Orlando Sentinel

-Curious George

-Doctors and insurance

-Middle East, you so crazy!

-Sean Finnerty sits in!

-Racism

-Fireball run

-Tampons

-Halloween

Thanks kids! Get those HHN's tickets and we'll see you all next week!

All the best,

 

d

Direct download: Show332-MonkeyDonuts.mp3
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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: BobcatGoldthwaitInterview.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:51am EDT

Hey there gang! 

This is one of the most exciting things that we've done in the history of the podcast - "A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan" is the first podcast in the history of Halloween Horror Nights to be an official media partner! 

We're SO stoked about this milestone and you can really help us out with this one! We know that a great deal of you guys already plan on getting tickets (I know that I'll be there!) and you can do so by using the OFFICIAL "A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan" ticket link. 

HERE: www.halloweenhorrornights.com/orlando/index.html?__source=rd.uo.hhn2015.TomAndDan

 

Tom and I also got to do something that I'm almost certain has never been done before; we got a full "lights on" tour of the "Jack Presents: 25 Years of Monsters and Mayhem" maze that will be debuting at this year's event! Don't worry, we don't give away much - or do we? Friend of the show and fellow BDM Member, Mike Aiello - Director of Entertainment and Creative Development for Universal Orlando, gives AMT listeners a crash course of who he is. And if that wasn't enough we also give you a personal tour of one of the greatest, if not the greatest, "HHN Icon's" new 2015 maze. Like we said, we could not be more proud to have Universal Orlando as a partner this year and we think that you'll really love the show! Enjoy!

Direct download: HHN2015BehindTheScenes.mp3.mp3
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Thanks to all of you for downloading. We've got the BDM event tomorrow and Tom and I are busy getting ready for that so lets get right to it. Here's what we talked about today:

-Jimmy 159 is here

-Jimmy’s camper

-Diaper genies

-College is a business

-Tom and Jimmy’s escape plan from Dan

-Jimmy’s cooking show

-#FoodPoison

-“Bad at Life” competition

-Pillow fights

-Rapid fire with the Eagle

-Drunk public sex

-Old school porn

-Old commercials

Thanks kids…BDM's - we'll see you tomorrow. Thanks for listening, guys! All love!

 

d

Direct download: Show331-NeverForget.mp3.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:21pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: BruceBruceInterview.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:38am EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: AGGTM-Socks.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:13pm EDT

We're sorry (or not sorry) that the show is a little aryl this week. Tom and I will be taking a little bit of time to be with our families and then we'll be back at it on Monday. We're doing our best to crank out all of the shows that we need so we can take time off - but you will still get all of the shows that we like to promise. As you know - we're not massive fans of "Best Of." It never truly is "Best Of."

On today's show:

-Fantasy Football business deal

-Mail problems

-Positive stereotypes

-Jerks parking

-Going to Mars

-Running with the bulls

-The trombone killer

-Spitting

-#BH Stargate

-Tom vs a wolf

-Ricardo Grimes

-Ball play

-Eyes to eyes

-I’m no scientist, as you know…

-#TeamSqueeze

-James Gandolf-fini with pepperoni stick wand

-Big ticket challenge

Don't forget that we have tons of new merch on the website and brand new hats on TomandDan.com. These are the greatest hats that we've ever had and I'm - personally - in love with them. Head over there and grab them while you can. 

All the best and we'll see you when we get back from our small vacation. 

 

d

Direct download: Show330-RicardoGrimes_1.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:52pm EDT

Hey there kids! Thanks for joining us today for another "A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan" podcast. We've really been trying to step up the action on ALL shows and we really hope that you're enjoying what we've been bringing to the table! You guys are the best listeners in the world and we're trying to make sure that what we do reflects that.

Real quick - ladies - your shirts mailed yesterday! We were very lucky that Tom's sister-in-law worked almost all of Friday to get your gear out to you. All love and thanks to her for her hard work. If you have any issues or if there are questions about merch, throw us an email: Show@TomandDan.com - I'll be sure and get back to you and if I don't...email me again. :)

Today's show was crazy and I know I say that a lot but dammit man - I was cry laughing! We had my Mom on the show to chat about "Cornpoling" - fantastic news and T&D emails - and a very special call from "Buck" for the 1st ever edition of "Azz Buck!" If you've got a question for Buck, please hit up 1-850-397-4677 and we'll flag your voicemail for a future show! As it stands, we know that you guys like Buck and we're working with his councilors and officers to make sure that we can talk to him as much as possible. 

On today's show:

-LIVE on #Periscope 

-Dan has anxiety

-Baths

-Hurricanes overrated

-Video of cops raiding a dispensary

-People who don’t want kids

-Dan’s mom wants to be a professional corn poler

-Ross almost beat up an old man over cutting in line

-Gallagher hates babies

-Getting drunk at airports

-Old people maze walker

-#AzzBuck   @ToneXComedy

-Buck can hear you breathing

-E-cigs #AlienFlute

Today also marks the first day that we were live on #Periscope. Not only was it a true success but we're trying to approach the whole thing in a different way. Rather than just using the audio from the phone which I think we can all agree sucks - we're trying to bring you studio quality audio. Being the audiophile that I am, there's no way in hell that I want you guys listening to us quietly chat in the distance while we're doing the show. We can do better than that or at least we're always going to try!

Thanks again to all of you for listening - don't forget to follow me (@DanielDennis) Tom (@TomVann) and @AMediocreTime on Twitter and Periscope if you'd like to get in on the action. Have a fantastic weekend!

d

Direct download: Show329-CornpoleAzzBuck.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:54pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: AprilMacieInterview.mp3.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:41pm EDT

Thanks for downloading, kids! 

We have the best listeners in the world! We really do. You guys are so f'n fun and we're so glad to have you along for the ride! Tom and I are having a blast and we're more than glad to have you with us. Thanks! So...here's the deal:

-Group text fiasco

-Mo’nique funniest interview ever!

-Ladies merch is here!

-Dan and Andrea’s Pho date

-Dan yells at a baby voice Asian

-The “Dangerous Game”

-Cactus Steve calls in 

-Playtex Coners

-Hitting your shin vs. stubbing your toe

-Bull sports?

-Tom’s a dickologist 

-Kostya Kimlat stops by- www.kmagic.com

-Kostya talks about being on "Fool Us" with Penn and Teller

-Kostya fooled us with a card trick!

-Tom splashed gel in his memaw’s hair

Thanks, as always for taking the time to be with us and be part of the show. You guys are the only reason that we do this - truly. Tom and I hope you know how much we care about you and w can't wait to do it again. 

 

d

Direct download: Show328-MagicLIVE.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:26pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: MoniqueInterview.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:27am EDT

Thanks to all of you who download and listen to "A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan." Tom and I hope that you know that we love you and we're glad to have you along for the ride! A few things; make sure and check out TomandDan.com for blogs, obviously shows, and for events that might be forth coming. We've been adding a lot of stuff to the site lately so we'd love it if you'd check it out and tell you Mom. Seriously. Tell your Mom. 

On today's show:

-Tom’s pile of trash

-Is Daniel too OCD?

-Tom’s haircut intervention

-Beat that Movie Down with D-Rugg

-Cartoon talk with D-Rugg

-10 reefer bags for Straight Outta Compton

-"Litter Island"

-Cee-lo the Lion

-Robin Williams song

-Akeem Woods stops by

-Spin the bottle

-BJ's

-Steve B. Jobs

-Oral sex debates

-Check in with Pat the hitchhiker

Thanks again to all of our listeners out there thanks for being such a interactive part of the show. You guys email, call, Tweet, Facebook and please know that we love it all! If you'd like to email the show hit up: Show@TomandDan.com and if you'd like to leave a voicemail message: 1-850-397-4677

On behalf of all of us here at T&D Media, thanks for listening and we will see all of you back here next week when we do it again. 

 

d

Direct download: Show327-SteveBJobs.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:45pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: JohnHentonInterview.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:22am EDT

Hey there folks! Thanks for downloading today's "A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan" podcast. There are tons of things going on with the show right now and let me be the first to tell you that we more than appreciate the fact that you're along for the ride. A few things - there will be girl's shirt coming out! They have been ordered and I'm thinking that they'll be in some time next week. (Please don't quote me on that. Haha…) We've got new sunglasses and shirts on the site now so get those while we still have them in stock. Other than that, we have a billboard going up on Monday so please be on the lookout for that! We're really proud of the fact that we'll be able to advertise the show to more and more people. It's all because of you guys!

On today's show:

-Tom’s a betting man

-Ross and the magic smoothie bet

-Boobibal Lector

-Blanket game

-Dan’s baby sh*t on his couch

-Human cow

-Flamingo milk

-Dan hates animals with long necks

-Old Mcdonald calls in, delivers energy drinks

-Mom and Pop convenience store

-Purple Drank

-Dad pouches

-Drinking at parties with kids

-Scubar  divved

-Eating before surgery

-Ping pong jigsaw

-Gas robberies

-Old stinky socks

-T&D give out too many nicknames

-Modern swimwear

Thanks again for joining us and for all of the BDM members out there - there will be an announcement for the the Summer party going out on Monday. For those that aren't a BDM member, you will need to sign up if you'd like to be included. The cut off for being allowed in is 3am, Monday morning. We have to do this so we can get an accurate head count of the amount of people that are going to be there. 

Love to all of you, have a great weekend, and we'll see you next week!

 

d

Direct download: Show326-BoobibalLecter.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:16pm EDT

Thanks to all of you for taking the time to download, catch it live, and support "A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan." It really does mean more tan you know. We have a blast doing the show but it wouldn't even be close to what it was if it wasn't for you guys and all of your support. WE HAVE THE BEST LISTENERS IN THE WORLD. That's a fact. 

On this week's AMT: 

-Shannon Burke not allowed on ACT

-Tom got in a accident

-Gayco Emu

-Spiders sh*t their webs?

-Tom got a ticket

-We call Tom’s wife about ticket

-Quarry Prank

-Time archaeology

-Hulk Hogan audio with his son

-Pee repellent paint

-Facebook drones

-Akeem Woods is here- August 20th at The Improv

-Sketchy podcasts

-Akeem was tricked into the worst podcast experience

-Bacon

-Tom sings about Goofys grandfather

-Ducks and Octopus friends?!

-Martin Luther Octopus

-Tom’s Thoughts podcast

 

-Are you ready for some fingers?

Thanks again for being along for the ride and please know that there is tons of new merch on TomandDan.com. All the best to all of you and thanks again for helping to spread the word. 

- d

Direct download: Show325-MartinLutherOctopus.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:02pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: JoshWolfInterview.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:56am EDT

Thanks for listening, downloading, and supporting local and indie broadcasting. We've been having a really, really good time and we hope that you guys are too! 

On today's show:

-Tom’s wife goes into labor and Tom panics

-Tom hates Google

-Balls are the ultimate skin tag

-Lactation consultants

-MILF porn

-Sh*ts off!

-Birthday cake piñata

-Tom explains kids

-Tom almost burns his house down #AvocadoFire

-Hulk Hogan gets kicked out of WWE

-Dad of the year competition

-Tommy pouches his food

-Boogie boarding with the wizard

Thanks again for listening! We'll see all of you next week! 

 

d

Direct download: Show324-CakePiata.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:50pm EDT

This week's "A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan" was pure insanity. I don't think that I've laughed that hard in a really, really, really, REALLY long time! We did news. We did emails. We talked to a hitchhiker but the best part to me was the "We're Going to Pay Your Ticket" Tom Vann challenge! Talk about things that we're NOT properly thought out! This might be the greatest mistake in broadcasting. Thanks to "Cruisin' Tony" for stopping by! If you're not already signed up for the "2016 Tom and Dan Cruise" feel free to grab all of the info at TomandDanCruise.com. Last years was amazing and we're really looking forward to 2016. It should be amazing! We have tons and tons and tons of brand new merch on the website - TomandDan.com. 2 new tank tops and 2 new t-shirt designs. Make sure and check them out! Great stuff. 

On this week's show:

-Car inspections

-Tom saves a turtle

-Coconuts

-El Chapo

-Hitchhikers

-truetransient.com

-Oliver Sponsors

-Publix Fight

-Dreams

-Sticker/ticket challenge

Thanks to all of you for listening and to all of you that took the time to catch us LIVE. We had an outstanding day today and we're so happy and thankful to all of you that support the show. 

Have a fantastic weekend and we'll see you next week!

 

d

Direct download: Show323-CanTsBeTooPerfect.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:36pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: JustonMcKinneyInterview.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:40am EDT

Thanks to all of you that joined us LIVE today. We have a great time and today was no exception. Today was nothing but madness and we are more than glad to have you along. Ok…today's show:

-Dan’s floss crazy

-Winter Park stink vine

-Tom wants to be a hero - Paul Vann

-Black Widow slap ass

-Wrestlers and port-a-potties

-Spacing out

-Pope in a Burger King

-Pewdiepie

-Ross explains Risk

-$5 foot tits

-Mickey Mouse clubhouse discussion

-Boston Market

-We call guru massage man

-Dr. Fart

-Wash your butt in a laundry sink

-Uber Matrix

 

Have a great weekend and we'll see you next week!

 

 

d

Direct download: Show322-UberMatrix.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:37pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: RyanHamiltonInterview.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:29am EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: AGG2M7815.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:00am EDT

Hey there kids!

Thanks so much for catching us LIVE, downloading, or however the hell you get the show - we're just really glad that you're listening. Tom and I have been crazy with babies, baby mamas, and work lately so today was a fun, back to our roots, old school type of show. 

On today's show:

-Beer being spilled in studio

-Dukes of Hazard debacle

-Tom’s ramen noodle adventure

-Tom runs out of gas again!

-Babies and fireworks

-Hot tub monkeys

-Tom’s Craigslist stories

-Mccoy bread making scam

-Sheep stimulus package

-The toad who cried earthquake

-Solange

-Wedding photos

-Implants and cremation

-Tom justifies his nanny

-People of Walmart

-Smuggling a yo yo

-Vigilante justice

-Caller with an ejaculation problem

Thanks again for listening and supporting indie broadcasting. It really does mean more than you know! We're having the times of our lives and we're just glad that we're able to share this with all of our wonderful listeners. 

 

d

Direct download: Show321-WinnDixieMan.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:00pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: MoMandelInterview.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:28am EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: Show320-KidneyForKevin.com.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:58pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: OwenBenjaminInterview.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:54am EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: NeilBrownJrInterview.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 7:00pm EDT

Thanks to all of you that took the time to catch the show LIVE today. At first, we thought that I was going to be out longer and that we’d have to piece together a Friday Free Show but I’m really glad that we didn’t have to do that. It was nice to get back in the studio and do work. I know that we both really enjoy our jobs and it was cool to share such a pivotal moment in my life not only with Tom, Ross, and Sam but also with all of you! I had fun today and I hope that you did as well.

On today’s show:

-Dan has a baby!

-Dan looked into the eye of the devil

-Kansas City switcharoo

-Off the grid baby

-Snowman of butts

-Cloth diapers

-Penis transplant

-Pee tube jeans

-Racist emojis

-Der stuka diarrhea

-Tom pays for another traffic ticket

-Envelope full of pubes

-D-Rugg

-Furry Road?

-Weekend at Bernie’s 2?

-Head casts

-Dyngus Day

On a very personal note – thanks again for all of the kind words, well wishes and kindness that you have all showed me and my wife. Although I consider this one of the most amazing and life changing events that me and my family have ever gone through, I am more than happy that I’m doing it along side the “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” family. You guys are the greatest group of listeners and supporters that anyone could ever ask for. Thanks so much for keeping our dream alive and we look forward to providing you all with more and more fun content.

All love,

d

Direct download: Show319-DansNewBaby.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:37pm EDT

Thanks to all of you for downloading this week's show! We're more than happy to have all of you along for the ride! Other than both being damn near death sick, we've been having a fantastic time and we hope that you're all enjoying all of the new content that we've been pumping out. In case you're not really sure what I'm talking about, you've got a new "Gentleman's Guide to Manliness" and today we released the Arnez J interview. He's going to be at the Orlando Improv all weekend and he was a hell of a great interview! We think you'll enjoy both of those shows! A special note to Ross, who was unable to make it into the show today. We miss you, my friend, and we hope that you feel better very, very soon! Special thanks to Samantha for stepping up in his absence and doing a fantastic job on mic 3! You did a fantastic job - well f'n done!

On today's show:

-It’s Dan’s last cool birthday

-Ross isn’t here, he’s sick

-Embarrassing cars 

-Community college bum

-Eating fast food in your car

-Hiring people to do your work to save you money

-Caller talks about indentured servants in India

-Tom’s the Bill Gates of Casselberry

-Lebron James "D" slip

-Giving kids cell phones

-Ennis engrained with douche jockness

-We call Ross, he’s dying and hates Tom

-Crazy people lying about their life

-Foot jobs = Gator bites

-Mechanical engineer thesis?

-Sharks: do they bite more white people than black people?

-Tom has pulgas

-New segment: Does this make you gay?

-Tom’s pro-beastiality 

 

Thanks again to all of you that keep this show afloat. It's extremely hard for me to explain how import and meaningful that is to me and Tom. It's almost the more we say it the less effect it has but F it - it's true. We have the best listeners in the world and we could not do any of this without your support and it's so fun to have you all along for the ride. As I turn 39 today, you could say that I'm more than a little emotional about what we've created here. I just want to always be on the record as saying that we love and appreciate you all for your support and participation. I see so many other fake asses out there attempting to give love - but it's a little too late when you've turned your back on them and have treated them like "S." We do things differently here and we hope that you appreciate it as much as we appreciate you!

All love and have a great weekend!

 

d

Direct download: Show318-TomsPulgasDansBirthday.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:48pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: ArnezJInterview.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:27am EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: GGTM-61115.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:47am EDT

I'm going to assume that this was a really busy or drunken show because there was no description for it. I'm only adding this after the fact so when you're looking at this podcast it doesn't look empty and sad. You get the idea. BUT...with that said...trust us when we tell you that you're going to enjoy the show. 

Direct download: Show317-MyBuddy-YEAH.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:31pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: TomGreenInterview.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:41am EDT

Thanks to all of you for checking out "A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan!" Most of you know that Tom has been a little under the weather. By "a little", I truly mean that I've never seen him this sick before. Like seriously. Whatever has a hold of him does not want to let go. As of yet, I am NOT sick and for that I am forever thankful and happy. Not to say that I'm happy that Tom is sick - in fact - the exact opposite. Tom gets mad when he's sick and with my higher level of neurosis', I have a tendency to think that he's mad at me when he acts like this. Not the case. He's just tired of being sick and in a bad mood. All is good. 

On today's "A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan": 

-Tom has a dad dong

-Truck burger

-Tom is sicker than ever

-Home brewing beer

-Home made morphine

-Next new drug?

-Old school novelty western photos

-33 year old Wisconsin/Mexican virgin

-T&D try and help the virgin get laid 

-Dan’s the Jordan of jacking

-Tugged off proof

-Tom defends his Native American heritage

-We call Tom’s mom

-Canadian

-E.R. Gourd

-Sausage song  

Thanks to all of you for listening and supporting the show. Make sure and check out all of the new merch and cool stuff that we have over at TomandDan.com. New shirts, new coozies, new sun-glasses, - all of that jazz. Please order and know that we're a bit over worked right now. Most items ship super quick and on the "weekly" but we are prone to a few mistakes. Apologies for that and just know that we will do everything in our power to fix any issues that we cause. Email issues to Show@TomandDan.com

You are the finest listeners in the world and we thank you for that!

All the best,

 

d

Direct download: Show316-IsTomIndian.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:50pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: JohnMorganInterview.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:01pm EDT

Hey there gang!

Welcome to our first show back from the "Tom and Dan Cruise 2015!" In all seriousness, if you're thinking about going on the one that we're planning for 2016, we'd love to have you! We had a fantastic time, met some of the most amazing people, and no one died! As Ice Cube would say "Today was a good day." (Quote totally does not apply.)

On this week's show:

-Porno Joe has porno powers

-Weird ball hair

-Tom’s cough crazy

-Tom might have alcohol withdrawals

-Tom suffers from “drunk eyes”

-Ross’ son got a fake sharks tooth necklace

-Pokemon market in schools

-Boomerangs as weapons

-Tom’s vasectomy plans

-Tom’s nanny is making his son soft

-We talk to a castrated gentleman

-Dan’s Mom finally picks up the phone

-Dan’s Mom was a juvenile corrections counselor

-Old LSD man

-Duggar family scandal

-Tom can’t spell

-Tom Vann: Man Part

-Sh*t pie

-Offensive shirts

-Horse Boyz

-Snail t's

-Cone bras

We're going to have tons of new merch on the site in the upcoming weeks. If you're looking for something in particular then you might want to order as quickly as possible. Seriously. Not saying that to drive sales - I just get tons of email from peeps disappointed that we're out of their particular size shirt or hat. Get on it!

You guys are the best and Tom and I really hope that you're digging all of the content that we're trying to provide for you.

All the best,

d

Direct download: Show315-HorseBoyz.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:17pm EDT

Hey there gang! Welcome to today's "A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan" podcast! We're really glad that you're here and we're really sorry that the show is a day early - but not really because we're all going on the Tom and Dan Cruise!!! Let's not waste anytime and go to the tape:

-Tom’s baby got him sick

-Cures for illnesses

-Wawa étiquette 

-Blind people and touch-screens

-Tighty-whities 

-House of Grey Thighs

-Craigslist gone bad

-Tom sold a pelican case and Dan’s upset

-All scumbag listeners pick up the phone during the day

-Mattresses-worst thing to buy used?

-#CutTheSquid

-Diarrhea gums

-Race check boxes on paperwork

-Tom and Dan gay stickers?

-Affirmative action

-“GAY!” origin still a mystery..

-P silencer

-Travis is now #SenorFrog

-Racist meme

-Tom is Old Forgetful Bastard

-Skeet shooting on a cruise

We can't thank you enough for the supporting the show and make sure and check out TomandDan.com if you need more content or lots of the latest T&D merch. 

All the best,

 

d

Direct download: Show314-HouseofGreyThighs.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:22pm EDT

Here's another show with no description. You'd think for two guys that have been doing this as long as we have that we'd fill this out at the time of the show - but no. It's actually took Google Play asking to get us to go back and fill this out. With that said - I'm not sure what to put here but I am sure that the show was good. We have good shows. Unless we don't. And even then we're going to tell you that they're good. 

Direct download: Show313-ButFirst.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:55pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: RodManInterview.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:34am EDT

Hey there folks!

Thanks for listening to this week's episode of "A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan." For those of you that have been with us for quite some time, you guys know that this week has been a bit of a whirlwind. (Although I'm not really sure what a whirlwind actually is in that I have never really experienced an actual "whirl of wind" in real life. I'm assuming that it's a mass of papers, tasks that need to be completed, and meetings, based on how we use the term in our normal day to day vernacular.) Not only are we going to go 5 nights a week with our "A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan" show but we've been attempting to get better and better content for the Monday release of BDM member shows. Needless to say, it's a ton of work but we assure you that we're up for the challenge! We appreciate all of you that are listening to the show, supporting it and we're excited to bring you more and more content. On this week's show:

ACT goes 5 nights a week

Mythbusters is for babies

Heaven

Sunglasses

Adam Sandler hates Tom and Sam’s people

Tom’s got tough balls

Boil your balls

Shamalamadingdong

Data’s robot "D"

Chappie

Motocross

Tom’s fantasy with Travis Pastrana

Thanks to all of you again for your patience this week and you'll hear us next week!

 

d

Direct download: Show312-TommyPastrami.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:12pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: MazJobraniInterview.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:50pm EDT

We missed the boat on the description here. We're sorry for that. Google Play made us feel bad so we filled this out. Look - we just do what we're told. 

Direct download: Show311-RedneckSwimLessons.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:32pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: EarthquakeInterview.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:22am EDT

Hey there guys! Dan here and we're back on the ground. Apologies for the show recap notes and posting, once again, being a little late. As many of you know, it was my 5th wedding anniversary yesterday so I had to take the little lady out for some Japanese goodness. I thought she was going to keep over the table and kill me for my sushi. Unfortunately prego ladies have to avoid raw fish - who knew? Hahaha…duh. 

Tom and I really did have a fantastic time in both Vegas and LA and hopefully you enjoyed our recap of almost everything that we did! Thanks to all of you for the words of encouragement, Tweets, and Facebook messages wishing us the best for the 2015 Podcast Awards. Although it was not what we expected, we were proud to be nominated and happy for all of the people that won. (I know we completely sh*t on the night and truthfully I think they deserved every stinky ounce of it but we were still glad we were there to experience it. Even if it was just for great stories and no awards.) 

Special thanks to Carrot Top and his entire team for being so kind to us. You're the best, my man and I'm excited to get you in our studio to shoot the sh*t even more. 

My last love note goes out to Dan Cummins, Andrea Lowell and all of the producers of "The Playboy Morning Show." Not only do you guys have the best f*cking jobs in the world but you are some of the most professional people that we've ever worked with in our lives. It was more than a pleasure doing the show and we hope that we get to do it again at some point. You guys are always welcome on our show if you're ever in Orlando. 

And on that note - on yesterday's show:

The boys are back from Vegas!

NMX

Thanks to Linda from Advantage Media Solutions

Kite drones - wait - don't call it a drone!

Carrot Top Interview

Ross has a Dad dong

Podcast Awards

Tom was paralyzed with awkward fear

Worst announcer EVER

"Dan" is so difficult to say

Tom's pee pee problem

40 Turds

The Once a Year Sand Storm

Dusty Rhodes hosting the Podcast Awards

Best Baby Contest = $250

Aryan Bird Flu

The Amazingness that is Dan Cummins and Playboy Radio

Whiskey Pete's - No Need To Wipe Your Boots

Gratuitous Nudity Button

4 chili dogs at LA's Pinks

I can't tell you how happy we both are to be back with you guys and how happy we both are that you provided us with the nomination to head out to Vegas. You guys are the best listeners in the world and we're honored to try and make you smile each week. 

Special shout out to the BDM event that went on last night - I wanted to stop by but my allergies are still kicking my ass and my sleep is f*cked. 

Love you guys and enjoy,

 

d

Direct download: Show310-Vegasand40Turds.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:14pm EDT

This was an odd show. We love these guys but a lot of listeners we're sort of upset that we went along with it. Odd because they should know that we can fake it with the best of them but yeah - just listen to it. 

Direct download: Show309-TheFutureandMoonMen.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:11pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: FilipeEsparzaInterview.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:19pm EDT

We'll fill this out later...

Direct download: Show308-BubbaKillsIt.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:36pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: RalphHarrisInterview_1.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:43am EDT

Hey there folks. It's another "A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan" FREE show and we're more than glad to have you along for the ride. First of all, thank to all of you that voted for us for the 2015 #NMX Podcast Awards. We feel more than confident that we have NO chance in winning but it's nice to be considered and more than nice to have you guys put up with all of our annoying tweets begging for votes. We know it's lame but in some small way it really does legitimize us when it comes to new listeners and advertisers. Words can not express how cool you guys are and we thanks each and every one of you for attempting to help us out. We know it's annoying but thanks for putting up with our tweets and for showing up. On this week's show:

The Return of "Ben Bungie."

Early Adopters

Wrestling Promos - The Good/The Bad

Team Ball Body

Duck Dynasty - AGAIN

Shelby

How to become famous on the Internet.

"National Mediocre Time Day"

Emails

Dan Uses Your Credit Card For Porn

Cops LOVE BDMs

Cats are nasty

A call to "Real Man Randy."

Thanks again to everyone for taking the time to download and support the show. It really does mean more than you could ever realize. This was a bit of a rough week for us and it looks like when it was all said and done that we ended up on top. All love to you guys and especially you BDMs and we'll see you in a week!

 

d

Direct download: Show307-BallsIn.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:31pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: MitchFatelInterview.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:56am EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: FrankGayInterview.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:11pm EDT

Thanks to everyone for taking the time to either catch the show live, download, or listen while driving with a friend. We are "A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan" and this is out show. (Before we get to what was on today's show, there's new merch on TomandDan.com - new shirts - and also don't forget to vote for us for the 2015 New Media Expo - Podcast Awards. We're up for "Best Comedy Podcast" and "People's Choice." Throw us a vote if you can and don't forget to verify the votes. They make you verify via email so they know that you're not a robot. Crazy, huh?)

On this week's show:

Little Tommy's Tiny Logs

Sewers

Good and Bad Pranks

A Call To Dan's Mom

LemonAIDS

Ice Cream Debate

First Birthdays

News

Emails

Java Jive

Tom Runs Out of Gas Again!

Thanks again for listening and for supporting the show. It really does mean more than you know. See you guys next week!

 

d

Direct download: Show306-TrimmingRoses.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:30pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: FaizonLoveInterview.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:04pm EDT

Tomorrow is our 6 year anniversary. We'll see you then. Enjoy the show. 

d

Direct download: Show305-BlackDiapers.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:55pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: ErikGriffinInterview.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:51am EDT

Thanks to all of you for joining us live and very special thanks to all of you that download. We know that we have the best listeners in the world. Bet me. No seriously. Bet me. I'll win.

For those of you that want to help us out with something - and we never ask you for anything - we're up for 2 awards for the 2015 Podcast Awards. We're up for both "People's Choice" and "Best Comedy" podcast and we would love to have your vote. Head on over to www.PodcastAwards.com and throw us a few votes. There is a trick though - apparently they want to confirm and make sure that you're vote is organic and from a human. They might email you and ask you to "confirm your vote." Please make sure that you do that or your vote will not count. Just saying. We're going to go out there to Vegas and lose yet another award - but let's at least give it our best effort, am I right? Thanks guys - seriously. You're the best!

Today's show is as old school as it gets - Tom brings up old arguments - Dan acts insane and threaten's to kill something - Ross gets tricked into a bad job for little money - Samantha is pretty and bored with the show. 

Yep - that's us. 

Thanks for downloading. Don't forget to checkout all of the new merch that's online and whatnot and we'll see you guys on the other side. 

 

All 

Direct download: Show304-DeadMansPipes.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:20pm EDT

The ants are back. What more do you need to know?

d

Direct download: Show303-AntsAreBack.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:26pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: JoshBlueInterview.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:17pm EDT

Thanks to everyone for taking the time to download the show. On this week's show:

Alcoholics or not?

Gay Marriage.

666 Anniversary

Pictures of the Dashboard

Raking Leaves

What's wrong with Tim Armstrong?

The World's Greatest Cheater

News

Pogs

No Gurarantees.

Thansk to everyone and we'll see you next week!

d

Direct download: Show302-TomsLeaves.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:58pm EDT

All love and thanks to the Orlando Improv and to Comedian Dan Cummins for taking the time to stop by the show. We had him in about a year ago and he's always a fantastic guest! Thanks Dan - you're the man and we look forward to having you in again any time that you're in town. 

On today's show:

The Orlando Improv Event

Subway Stinks

Eating "Inside" of fast-food restaurants

Rupe calls in

NEWS

Strangers with Candy

Disciplining Kids

EMAILS

Firing people

Porn audio

Calling Justin, VP of Cigar City Brewing

YBRF.ORG

Thanks guys! Have a fantastic weekend and we can't wait to hang with all of you at out 6th year anniversary party! Make sure and mark the date - March 14th - at Ember, downtown Orlando. 

All love,

 

d

Direct download: Show301-YoullNeverBelieveIt.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:33pm EDT

Happy 300th "scumbags!" - d

Direct download: Show300-UnsealableFudgeBox.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:46pm EDT

Thanks so much to Harland Williams and to the Orlando Improv for bringing him by! We love having the comedians in and Harland was fantastic and a very gracious guest! He's got 1 show tonight - 2 shows on Friday - 2 shows on Saturday - and 1 early show on Sunday. For tickets call the Orlando Improv at 407-480-5233 or hit up their website at www.TheImprovOrlando.com. We'll see you all tomorrow for a brand new "A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan."

 

d

Direct download: HarlandWilliamsInterview.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:35am EDT

It's always a blast when Steven Kramer stops by to chat about style and all things that he considers "manly" and today was no exception. We WILL say that much like the other times that Steven has joined us that we went completely off the rails. So much so that we ended in a giant laughing mess. As always, thanks to Steven for stopping by and chatting with us and we hope that you enjoy this little Wednesday extra show treat!

d

Direct download: AGG2M_-_WalletsInsanity.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:40pm EDT

Thanks to everyone for taking the time to download, support and hang with "A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan" today. Today was old school and really, really fun. Thanks kids…you guys are too frigg'n cool! We were more than happy to have Samantha back from her honeymoon. Much love to both Ross and Samantha for both setting aside life-stuff to be with us each week. Thanks guys!

On this week's show:

Jeff is here and Tom gave him a billboard.

Sam's Honeymoon

Don't pee in your blob pouch.

Big Boob Alarm

IRS Scam

Pop Pops Email Scam - Stella Angelstone

Getting caught staring

Jeff's YouTube Channel - https://www.youtube.com/user/JeffHowell12

Relationship Advice

Emails

Call to Tiffany - 6 Year Anniversary

Tom & Tiff Bet

The Great "Weigh Off."

http://www.podcastawards.com/ - make sure that you vote for us for "People's Choice."

Thanks for listening and hanging with us. You guys are the coolest and we're really glad that you're with us. 

 

d

Direct download: Show299-JeffHowellandTiffany.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:55pm EDT

They sprung this on us last minute so this is copied from his website but he was a hell of a nice guy! Thanks to Chris and to the guy over at the Orlando Improv for making this happen. Here's a little bit more about Chris: Chris Franjola is a writer/comedian born and raised on Long Island who now lives and works in Los Angeles.  He’s currently a writer and a regular performer on E!’s hit show “Chelsea Lately.”  Chris also starred on the critically acclaimed scripted comedy series “After Lately,” which aired for three seasons on E! He is also the host of the Sons of Anarchy aftershow Anarchy Afterword, airing live on FX. When he isn’t busy writing and acting, he’s performing stand-up on the road, headlining venues all over the country.  Before Chelsea Lately, Chris wrote for other shows, including Family Guy, the MTV Video Music Awards, and the original Chelsea Handler Show.

We really didn't talk much about that because we were too busy shooting the "S."

Enjoy, 

d

Direct download: ChrisFranjolaInterview.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:01pm EDT

This week, we were back in the saddle with an all new show, tons of meetings, and lots of new business for "A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan." We've always got something going on but this week we were really working hard on the new BDM parties that we've got to plan for fine members. 

If that wasn't enough, we were lucky enough to have the Improv bring by comedian and pop cultural icon Dave Coulier from Full House and our personal favorite show "America's Funniest People." Special thanks to Dave for being so cool and love, as always, to the fine folks at the Improv for bringing him by the studio. We got a real solid, candid, and real 45 minutes with him just shooting it and it was really great! I've said it before and I'll say it again, Tom and I are able to talk to a lot of these guys unlike any of our contemporaries because we're more concerned about making it entertaining for you - not stay "on schedule." 

Well, I was going to type more but the wife is yelling at me and saying that I've got to get ready to head to Cigar City in Tampa for today's first Tampa meet-up! We hope to see all of you there!

 

d

Direct download: Show298-DaveCoulier.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:19pm EDT

Hey there kids! 

We hope that this podcast finds you all well. This week we thought that since Tom was out of town, that we'd give you all NON-BDM members a little taste of what we've been doing with the "Chatting with the Masters" BDM segments. This week's guest is our good radio friend Taco Bob from 101.1 WJRR. Love him or hate him, Bob has consistently been one of the absolute nicest people in radio. Trust us when we tell you that is a mega-rarity and you're not going to find many people that are cut from the same cloth. We also catch up with a "Samantha only" email segment to close out this gloomy, Florida Friday. (On a side note - all love and best wishes go out to Sam and her new husband Travis for yesterday's wedding. Ross and I were there and it was absolutely beautiful!) On that note, we've got some pretty amazing changes coming to the TomandDan.com website early next week. Merch will now have a shopping cart so it will be easier to navigate and expect a few surprises for those of you that have always wanted to advertise with us. We really think that you're going to like it!

BDM members - we're currently working on a way to handle the spill over for the recently announced BDM party on February 12th. Keep checking TomandDan.com or your email for updates and we'll figure something out! We did not forget about you and we will work as hard as possible to make sure that the night is an amazing success. 

Stay safe and have a great weekend!

 

d

Direct download: Show297-WhatAboutBob.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:00am EDT

Hey there scumbags!

Happy Friday to all of you and welcome to "A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan." Tom and I have a ton of events going on so you're definitely going to want to check out the "Events" page of TomandDan.com. With that said - on this week's AMT:

Being Invisable

Cosby's Calming Powers

Kid Rock = Stingy Hair Rat Man

News

Sonogram Crackers

PeePoop

Dating as an Adult

"Motorboating"

Regional "Real Man"

Dan Wanted to Buy a Playgirl

Thanks to all of you for downloading and supporting the show. If you want to be a part of Samantha's bachlorette party, you're definitely going to want to sign up to be a BDM member. Plus - we're in the middle of our "BDM Billboard Campaign" and we want all of you that really enjoy the show to get the change to be on our billboards. Make sure that you sign up and then email us a picture of you! There are too many details to share here but just go to TomandDanContest.com and you'll get everything there. 

All the best,

 

d

Direct download: Show296-SonogramCrackers.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:01pm EDT

Today was one of those long a$$ "we're back in the middle of the regular work week" days where you realize that the holidays are officially over! Haha. No seriously. It was all about getting up at 7am - cleaning the studio and getting it ready for Nikki Glaser who was going to be stopping by in the AM - and then getting everything ready for a regular ol' normal "T&D Friday Free Show."

On today's show:

Nikki Glaser

Tom walks in on Samantha

#TinyRingMaster

Peruvian Fight Festival

Emails

Pedo Chris' Family Calls in

Thanks to all of you for downloading and being a part of the show. We'll see you guys next week!

 

d

Direct download: Show295-BathroomIntruder.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:39pm EDT

...it's just that.

Direct download: NikkiGlaserInterview_1.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:49pm EDT