A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
The most mediocre time you'll ever have.

Our BDM "Best Of" 2015. 

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Yo! Happy Holiday's friends!

We hope that this blog message accompanying this show finds you and yours well! We also hope that all of you BDM members really, really enjoy the "#159: Explanation" show that we released yesterday. I'm going to be real with you and tell you that as cathartic it was - it was also very taxing. Tom and I were like zombies when we rolled into the studio today and here we are at the final show of the year. We're really proud of what we've done here and we're more than proud that you guys are along with us for the ride. What a wonderful ride it has been! On today's show:

-Last show of 2015

-Tom tells his vasectomy story

-Advil does nothing!

-Bad doc reviews

-Who died in this coffin?

-"I understand the concept of wigs” -Tom

-Steve Harvey/Miss Universe fiasco

-Jamil

-The Christmas spirit is when things go all wrong

-Always go puff side first

-Tom has chicken skin

-Radio station bathrooms

-Sit on your shell

Thanks for listening, kids and Tom and I both really hope that all of you have a wonderful holiday. We're still going to be doing shows for the new year but this is the last show of the year. We can't thank you all enough for the amount of love and support that you all give us day in and day out. It really does mean more than you know!

Love to you all!

d

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Hey there folks!

Tom and I have been really working on the quality of the show and the new studio for the past couple of weeks and we're more than excited for those of you that know the show to join us. We have a blast each week and we're more than glad to have you with us! Thanks kids! Special thanks to this week's special guest Duncan Jay for joining us today. To find more info about him, head over HERE: https://www.facebook.com/FunDuncan?fref=ts

On today's show:

-Tarzan calls

-The #159 release is coming soon!

-Diane Rehm impressions

-Garbage disposals

-Inappropriate bag boy

-Jubilee/Mercy year

-Fart on a Bible

-Funk Master Flex’s Expedition

-Weddings

-Getting into radio

-Airboat R.Kelly

-Duncan Jay is here

-Style intervention

-Double dip on Amazon

Thanks again for downloading and making us truly - Orlando's Best Radio Show. It's been three years running and at this point we feel like Kobe - old and ready to retire with zero rape convictions.

Thanks for listening and we'll see you next week!

d

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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: ToneBellInterview.mp3
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It's the latest version of "A Gentleman's Guide to Manliness." That's about it.

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Yo! Happy "all-most Holidays" to you guys!

We promise that we're still working on the studio. We're really trying to make it the finest broadcasting studio in all of the Central Florida area. Oddly enough, that's not very hard to do! Not knocking where we broadcast "A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan" out of but it's an f'n hell hole. (Oh…and spoiler alert. We have never and will never (maybe) do "A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan" from said studio! We do everything from our own studio in Orlando - not Maitland.) With that said, things with the new studio are really starting to take shape. The carpet has really been the hardest part but I really believe that it's going to be worth it when it's all said and done. We're really trying to do it right and do it in a way that most other broadcasting facilities would not think to "build out." We want the guest that come to this place to be blow away because we're just not out for the "plug" and the "almighty dollar." We're in this because it's our life. I digress.

Normally I would give you a list of what today's show is about but in honor of faithful and wonderful email girl Samantha being away from the show this Friday, I'm going to skip it. You're just going to have to listen to the show. PLUS - I've got far too much going on right now to go back and listen to the entire show to make this list. This is 100% a "Samantha Thing."

Thanks for listening, kids! We'll see you next week. Tom and I are so blessed to have you  all as listeners and we hope to see a lot of you tomorrow at Red Cypress Brewery.

d

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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: SteveWilsonInterview.mp3
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Thanks for hanging with us this week, kids. We know a lot of you are already on vacation but neither of us are massive fans of the whole "Best Of" deal. I'll be honest and tell you that most any person who has ever "put together" "Best Of" knows - in their heart of hearts - that there is no such thing as that. Best Of. No such thing. Most people in radio just tell people that care even less than they do to "Pick anything that they can and fill the time that is needed until they come back." I digress.

On today's show:

-I wanna be a billionaire Tom tone

-Lina is doo doo twice a day in the bed

-Tom almost killed Samantha and her mom 

-Tom’s SUV is cleaner than Dan’s car

-Little Tommy pees too much at night

-Drawing straws/Rock, paper, scissors

-White rhinos

-Mr. Ugly

-Cuckold

-Dan should be a DJ

-Zach is here aka Burger

-Recount of the Chicago trip

-Winn-Dixie robbery

-The passing time blow job

-Tom wants fresh glaze

Thanks for listening folks and we here at, "A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan", wish you and your family the best Thanksgiving EVER! Have fun kids! Share some pictures with us and we'll see you next week!

d

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Yo Joe! Here's to hoping that we're both going to see you at tomorrow's "Bad at Business Beerfest." On tonight's show:

-Sweating crazy

-Wristband fiasco

-The trailer is overloaded with merch

-The General can’t help Tom

-Tom’s getting a vasectomy 

-Kramer urologist

-Ross fainted while giving blood

-Alabama Asian

-Getting the business license

-Tom got scammed with OSHA poster

-What’s coleslaw?

-Throwing away food

-Kenya traffic jam

-Coolest cooler update

-Chinese wine

-Getting caned

-Eat your soil kids!

-Concussions

-TP étiquette

See you tomorrow, kids!

d

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