A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
The most mediocre time you'll ever have.

Hey there dudes! We're going to make this one really, really, really short one because I have to head out to dinner with my wife and we've got a BDM event tomorrow and I'm trying to get a little bit of me time. It's funny because people always think that we sort of screw around and everything is all fun and games but it's really not like that - we do actually work. Today's show was a lot of fun but I will have to realize that when I don't drink during the week, and then I start to drink on Friday's it will get me drunk super, super, super fast. I have curbed all of my drinking during the week and now when I have a few beers I'm a total light weight. Wowie! 

On this week's show:

Hate the hippies

Beyond Scared Straight Video

Magic Money Socks

Tom's Hotdog Shame

SeaDoo BJ

Killer Bees

What's happening in the black community?

Tom & Dan Video Game

Marble Mouth Madness

D-Rugg call

Well lit belly button

Thanks for listening guys! We love you and we'll see all of you BDM's tomorrow!



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Thanks to all of you for joining us today on "A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan." First of all, we would love to thank all of the people that voted for us in the "Orlando Magazine Best Of" awards which ended in us being awarded third place! This is amazing to us considering that Orlando Magazine is considered a little bit more of an affluent publication. We are honored to be apart of a crew consisting of Johnny's House from XL106.7 and The Philips Phile from Real Radio 104.1 - 2 of the best  shows in Orlando. We are honored and we're not even on radio. Thanks Orlando Magazine!

On this week's show:

Tom Vann Personality Change

Buried alive with the tube

Crushed under cement

Show@TomandDan.com for Advertising

Johnny's Burger Bash

Tom and Sam - "Just Let Me Know."

Wine Blind - Helen Cellar

Do "The Tim."

"Not Safe for Little Ear."

Sir Peefingers


"I don't like mixing my hungry and horny."

Spraying the Ballz

Thanks to all of you for taking the time to check us out and be a part of the show. You guys are the greatest listeners in the world! Truly. We are SO lucky and love the fact that all of you are along for this ride.

See you next week…



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Thanks to everyone for taking the time to download. This was the first time in quite a long time that we've done what we would classify as a "regular" show - just the 4 of us shooting it.

On this week's show:

Tom & Ross have the exact same haircut

Emails (JUMBO edition)

Great Barrier Q....

Tom's Super Hero Business Model

Big Ol' Tesla

Muppet Babies 

"So You Wanna Be a Super Hero 2.0"

Thanks again for taking the time to download and support the show. Make sure that you tell a friend about it and keep checking TomandDan.com for all of the latest merch and for all things Tom & Dan. 

Don't forget to check me out on SBKLIVERADIO.com! I was lucky enough to be on their show this past week and it was a frigg'n blast. Check out "A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan" on Real Radio 104.1 and on that note…we'll see you guys next week. 



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Thanks so much to all of you for taking the time to download and be a part of the show. And, before we forget, Happy 4th of July! Today, Tom decided to celebrate America by having listeners to the show call in and tell us the horrible experiences that they'd had in other parts of the globe. Did it work? You be the judge. Personally, I'm still waiting on a ruling from judge Tom and the winner will receive a t-shirt and other Tom & Dan gear! (Obviously this is quite the departure for Tom as back in the day you could never get him to part with one of his precious f'n Tom & Dan shirts!)

On this week's show:

Tom and Dan's Tribute to America

Call Ross! He's Late!

Mexico Hell Story-The B.A.N.

South Korea - No Pants

Haitian Adoption Story

Germany Story - The Stripper Scam

Leo - Venezuela Real Man

Katy Perry's Big Balloons

Thanks again to all of you for listening and taking the time to download the show. We love you guys and we'll see you Wednesday for the NEW "A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan" show on Real Radio 104.1. It's debuts Wednesday nights at 7pm and will replay on Saturday mornings at 10am. Thanks to all of you for the support. Without the support and the created popularity we would never have the chance to even do anything like this. We're excited to bring more shows to you guys. Thanks again.



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