A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
The most mediocre time you'll ever have.

Thanks so much for downloading and checking in with the show. Once again, we've been trying to keep all of our shows right at the 1 hour 30-45 minute mark but we missed the mark. So…you get another super sized "A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan." I think today we went about 2 hours and some change but we had guests, cool things for you to do, emails, and news crazy!

On roady's show:

Daniel's Prostatitis

College Advice


The Tom & Dan hand signal

Wash your B.H.

How to break up with a fat chick

"Sofa and Suds"


Rupe Calls In

Tom vs. Seth

Concrete rap

#1 jail podcast


Don't forget to check out TomandDan.com and the event section to see where we're going to be and what cool things we've got for YOU to do. You'll love it! We've got football on Sunday, Sofa and Suds, and then the BEST EVENT IN THE UNIVERSE; Snootsgiving!

Thanks kids…we'll see you next week!


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Hey there gang!

Thanks so much for all of you that turned into the show LIVE today and thank you, as always, to those of you that take the time to subscribe, download, and partake in the show. Today we would like to welcome a brand new client to the "A Mediocre Time" family in the form of Jeremiah's Italian Ice! These guys are great and we're more than happy to have them on the #AMT team! Make sure and check out their ad on TomandDan.com, click it, and then sign up for their "J-List." This will give you option to find out the new products that they have coming out, where they're going to be maybe even giving out free product, and even coupons that you can use if you like to go there and eat their deliciousness! If you like the show, then go sign up and please…tell them that we sent you! We couldn't be more proud to be working with these guys!

On today's show:


Call Ross…something is wrong!

Tom goes to the Dr.

"Squid Kid"

Scared Straight

Spring Break Disease


Scott's Scared Straight Circle

Kristen Fowler (Tuddle's Wife) 7 the Walking Dead

Tom & Dan throw Samantha's Bachelorette Party 

Thanks again for listening and we'll see you in a week!


Direct download: Show_234_-_Spring_Break_Disease.mp3
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Welcome to another Friday FREE show and thanks to all of you for joining us! Today was a big day because we finally released the song that we've been waiting so much time on to the world; "Hark! Sons of the Grand King (The Legend of Dragon Titties) Part. 1" and you can get it free at TomandDan.com or by subscribing to our podcast on iTunes. And there are shirts to go along with it so if you want a limited edition "T&D Tour Shirt" grab one now from the merchandise section of TomandDan.com.

On today's show:

Tom & Dan's new song

Smash it or Trash it!

Nazi-section aka The Slitler

Tom's Nanny Pyramid Scheme

Ross' Improv gig

Matt Woods calls in

Real Man tasks

Crazy neighbors



Thanks to every one for downloading and taking the time to subscribe and leave reviews. When you do that, you really, really, really help out the show! The more reviews and love that we get online, the more love we get on iTunes which really and truly helps to expose people to the show. Thanks so much! You guys are the best!

We'll see you guys next week…


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Tom's having a baby and we go through a little "baby talk" for the first full segment of the show. But before you check out and think "This is the way that it's going to be for the rest of mediocre history!" - allow me to assure you that it's all part of the natural process of Tom's baby and of all of us being a part of the process. Just think…we can all make fun of this together! IT'S GOING TO BE FANTASTIC! And more than likely about that time…my wife will be begging me to attempt to have a baby as well…and you can all make fun of me for making fun of Tom. It's really just a vicious cycle of filth and pain that will continue to roll and fester until the end of time. The end.

On today's show:

Baby Talk.

Home Birth.

Looking into the eye of the devil.

Tom's a small p*ckerd man with a high deductible.


Eye-seeing test

Killer Chinese Hornets


Awkward Fighting

Worst Neighbors

Once again…real talk. 

So please enjoy this extra-long, "we forgot how long that we were recording" show and please know how much you guys mean to us as listeners. You guys have stuck with us for an extended period of time and if it weren't for you guys…the Tom & Dan studio would not be on the air. Truly. You guys are the force behind the show and for that we are eternally grateful.


Direct download: Show_232_-_Toms_Having_a_Baby.mp3
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