A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
The most mediocre time you'll ever have.

Hey there kids! Thanks for joining us today for another "A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan" podcast. We've really been trying to step up the action on ALL shows and we really hope that you're enjoying what we've been bringing to the table! You guys are the best listeners in the world and we're trying to make sure that what we do reflects that.

Real quick - ladies - your shirts mailed yesterday! We were very lucky that Tom's sister-in-law worked almost all of Friday to get your gear out to you. All love and thanks to her for her hard work. If you have any issues or if there are questions about merch, throw us an email: Show@TomandDan.com - I'll be sure and get back to you and if I don't...email me again. :)

Today's show was crazy and I know I say that a lot but dammit man - I was cry laughing! We had my Mom on the show to chat about "Cornpoling" - fantastic news and T&D emails - and a very special call from "Buck" for the 1st ever edition of "Azz Buck!" If you've got a question for Buck, please hit up 1-850-397-4677 and we'll flag your voicemail for a future show! As it stands, we know that you guys like Buck and we're working with his councilors and officers to make sure that we can talk to him as much as possible. 

On today's show:

-LIVE on #Periscope 

-Dan has anxiety

-Baths

-Hurricanes overrated

-Video of cops raiding a dispensary

-People who don’t want kids

-Dan’s mom wants to be a professional corn poler

-Ross almost beat up an old man over cutting in line

-Gallagher hates babies

-Getting drunk at airports

-Old people maze walker

-#AzzBuck   @ToneXComedy

-Buck can hear you breathing

-E-cigs #AlienFlute

Today also marks the first day that we were live on #Periscope. Not only was it a true success but we're trying to approach the whole thing in a different way. Rather than just using the audio from the phone which I think we can all agree sucks - we're trying to bring you studio quality audio. Being the audiophile that I am, there's no way in hell that I want you guys listening to us quietly chat in the distance while we're doing the show. We can do better than that or at least we're always going to try!

Thanks again to all of you for listening - don't forget to follow me (@DanielDennis) Tom (@TomVann) and @AMediocreTime on Twitter and Periscope if you'd like to get in on the action. Have a fantastic weekend!

d

Direct download: Show329-CornpoleAzzBuck.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:54pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: AprilMacieInterview.mp3.mp3
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Thanks for downloading, kids! 

We have the best listeners in the world! We really do. You guys are so f'n fun and we're so glad to have you along for the ride! Tom and I are having a blast and we're more than glad to have you with us. Thanks! So...here's the deal:

-Group text fiasco

-Mo’nique funniest interview ever!

-Ladies merch is here!

-Dan and Andrea’s Pho date

-Dan yells at a baby voice Asian

-The “Dangerous Game”

-Cactus Steve calls in 

-Playtex Coners

-Hitting your shin vs. stubbing your toe

-Bull sports?

-Tom’s a dickologist 

-Kostya Kimlat stops by- www.kmagic.com

-Kostya talks about being on "Fool Us" with Penn and Teller

-Kostya fooled us with a card trick!

-Tom splashed gel in his memaw’s hair

Thanks, as always for taking the time to be with us and be part of the show. You guys are the only reason that we do this - truly. Tom and I hope you know how much we care about you and w can't wait to do it again. 

 

d

Direct download: Show328-MagicLIVE.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:26pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: MoniqueInterview.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:27am EDT

Thanks to all of you who download and listen to "A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan." Tom and I hope that you know that we love you and we're glad to have you along for the ride! A few things; make sure and check out TomandDan.com for blogs, obviously shows, and for events that might be forth coming. We've been adding a lot of stuff to the site lately so we'd love it if you'd check it out and tell you Mom. Seriously. Tell your Mom. 

On today's show:

-Tom’s pile of trash

-Is Daniel too OCD?

-Tom’s haircut intervention

-Beat that Movie Down with D-Rugg

-Cartoon talk with D-Rugg

-10 reefer bags for Straight Outta Compton

-"Litter Island"

-Cee-lo the Lion

-Robin Williams song

-Akeem Woods stops by

-Spin the bottle

-BJ's

-Steve B. Jobs

-Oral sex debates

-Check in with Pat the hitchhiker

Thanks again to all of our listeners out there thanks for being such a interactive part of the show. You guys email, call, Tweet, Facebook and please know that we love it all! If you'd like to email the show hit up: Show@TomandDan.com and if you'd like to leave a voicemail message: 1-850-397-4677

On behalf of all of us here at T&D Media, thanks for listening and we will see all of you back here next week when we do it again. 

 

d

Direct download: Show327-SteveBJobs.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:45pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: JohnHentonInterview.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:22am EDT

Hey there folks! Thanks for downloading today's "A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan" podcast. There are tons of things going on with the show right now and let me be the first to tell you that we more than appreciate the fact that you're along for the ride. A few things - there will be girl's shirt coming out! They have been ordered and I'm thinking that they'll be in some time next week. (Please don't quote me on that. Haha…) We've got new sunglasses and shirts on the site now so get those while we still have them in stock. Other than that, we have a billboard going up on Monday so please be on the lookout for that! We're really proud of the fact that we'll be able to advertise the show to more and more people. It's all because of you guys!

On today's show:

-Tom’s a betting man

-Ross and the magic smoothie bet

-Boobibal Lector

-Blanket game

-Dan’s baby sh*t on his couch

-Human cow

-Flamingo milk

-Dan hates animals with long necks

-Old Mcdonald calls in, delivers energy drinks

-Mom and Pop convenience store

-Purple Drank

-Dad pouches

-Drinking at parties with kids

-Scubar  divved

-Eating before surgery

-Ping pong jigsaw

-Gas robberies

-Old stinky socks

-T&D give out too many nicknames

-Modern swimwear

Thanks again for joining us and for all of the BDM members out there - there will be an announcement for the the Summer party going out on Monday. For those that aren't a BDM member, you will need to sign up if you'd like to be included. The cut off for being allowed in is 3am, Monday morning. We have to do this so we can get an accurate head count of the amount of people that are going to be there. 

Love to all of you, have a great weekend, and we'll see you next week!

 

d

Direct download: Show326-BoobibalLecter.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:16pm EDT