A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
The most mediocre time you'll ever have.

Tomorrow. But then again, you and I both know that I need to get better at this. Terrible Daniel...f'n terrible. - d

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Yeah. - d

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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

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"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies."

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Tomorrow. Now...I know what you're saying. "Dan...you always say tomorrow and then you don't write anything!?!" I know. I know. But I really do have time tomorrow so I'll make it happen. - d

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"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies."

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Tomorrow. Seriously. - d

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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

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"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies."

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Apologies for the show notes taking all the way until Monday to get out. Not only has my anxiety peaked but I seem to have a small issue going on in my right-side, back tooth too! The pain if F'n terrible! Haha...I sweat to Black God - when it rains, it pours! But, with that said, I hope that all of you had a fantastic weekend, and I wish that those of you that checked out the "BDM Only" Christmas party had the best time! The photos that I saw looked great, and I'm more than sorry that I was not able to be part of it. 

On this week's show:

-Dan sh*t his pants at the gym

-Aunt Walmart

-Sweep the tenderloins out

-Russian brides

-Gamble talk

-Last ticket challenge

Well, that's about it from AMTStudio3. Thanks to all of you who have been checking out the LIVE video streams of the show that we've been doing. For BDM members, we have been doing 2 BDM ONLY streams for their BDM ONLY Facebook page. All ACT's that we've been recording lately have been broadcast on Twitch.TV and they're warts and all. You get to see some behind the scenes type stuff, and you get to see us set people up in the studio before we record. It's actually pretty cool, and the quality of the video of Twitch is pretty amazing! We hope that you're diggin' it as much as we have been attempting to put the content out! 

All the best and let's have a fantastic week! 

d

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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

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"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies."

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What a holiday, although I will tell you that it's hard for me and Tom to take time or at least make room for family stuff. Not only have we set a precedent that we don't like to take time off (means running "Best Of"...) but we're lucky enough to tape - which means that we can always try hard to pre-record a show for you. We did Thanksgiving together this year and it was nothing short of amazing! All of the kids had a good time - both of our Moms were in the same room at the same time - the food from Porkies BBQ was nothing short of amazing - it was perfect! The Dennis' took off before it got too late so the Vann's could have some of that good ol' family time but it was great! From all of us here at T&D Media - and AMTStudio3 - we wish you and your family nothing but the best! Truly. We have the greatest listeners in the world and you guys just keep getting better and better. Thanks for the support and I hope that you all know just how much I and Tom care about you! 

On this week's show:

We don't have show notes but it was good. When Samantha is gone we're sort of f'ed when it comes to show notes. Could we do it in her absence? Sure - but for some reason, we don't. 

Talk to you Monday!

d

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Hey, there gang! 

Dan here coming at you from AMTStudio3. 

Thanks to a ton of you guys who made it out to our 4th annual "Bad at Business Beerfest." We worked really hard to try and make sure this one was bigger and better than EVER before and I think that we actually did that! Tom and I were so stoked at the turnout and we really hope that you guys had as much as we did. This year was a little different for me in that I actually got to spend this Beerfest with my wife and daughter and it made it a whole lot more fun! It looks like we had just over 2 thousand people there so it was beyond a success! Thanks again to all of our crew, the crew at The West End Trading Company/Celery City Craft, and to all of the wonderful brewers that took time out of their schedules to give out gallons and gallons of free beer! You guys are the real heroes here and thanks for participating and believing in the event! 

On this week's show:

-Dan accidentally called 911 while on the toilet

-Tom pooped the bed

-Live Orb

-Lee got flowers

-Maisie’s school pictures are in

-Santa and kids

-Anessa (Petruzelli dating game contestant) tells jailhouse stories

-Improper display of a machete

-We call a listener to let them know they’re going on the cruise: Giggling Billy

-Raffles suck

 

Ok. It's Monday so it's time to try and pump out those BDM and OG shows so I'm sure that a lot of you guys will hear us later. If you're not already following us on Twitch, you might want to do that. We're going to be doing more and more streaming as time goes on. Find us at www.twitch.tv/tomanddanlive

And we'll talk to you on the BDM shows! 

d

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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

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From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies.

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Tommorrow. Seriously. I'll have plenty of time. - d

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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

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"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies."

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Hey, there gang! 

I hope these show notes find you well and you're all waking up and marveling at this amazing Florida weather like I am. This is why we live here folks! Wait - That would be silly to say considering that we only get weather like this for about the 3 days and then it back to the sweltering heat. Well, at any rate - try to get out there today and enjoy a little bit of these temperatures. I know I'm going to try - I seriously need to get my head right. My anxiety has been off the f'n charts. 

Thanks to all of you who joined us via Facebook LIVE yesterday. It looks like we've finally got the bandwidth issues that we had last week dialed in and I think the studio broadcast was a success! Like with most things, it's a work in progress and we'll be making changes and tweaks as time goes on. That's sort of how we've always done it. Thanks for all of the feedback and the help. 

On yesterday's show:

-Dan evaluates Big Tim’s truck

-Tom chipped his tooth

-Tom has roaches at his house

-Lee’s lollipop freakout

-Popeye Gaga

-Scam stories

-Bad at consoling

-Catfished by a fake fat Cubo

-Lee’s sports news

Well, that's about it from us. As always, thank you from the bottom of my heart for listening, participating, spreading the word, and supporting the show. The listeners are the heartbeat of this place and Tom and I both are proud to attempt to make you guys laugh and smile. 

Have a wonderful weekend and we'll talk to you on Monday for the BDM shows! 

d

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"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies."

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I ate too many sugar cookies. No seriously. I did. 

Apologies for writing to you guys so damned late. I know, I know - but the weekend and not having to work on it sort of got away from me! I'm not used to actually having the time to sit and just do nothing and apparently it was much needed because I took advantage of every single moment. I was able to play video games - wash my scooter - play Peppa pig with Mai - cook a badass breakfast for the girls - all of that! It was fantastic. If only I hadn't neglected the show notes or if only Maisie knew how to type, I'd just tell her to do it! 

On this week's show:

-Adam Conover calls in

-Ratings myths

-Jimmy 159 is here

-The show is falling apart! #442

-Carrot hot dogs

-6-pound sh*t vein

-Veggie whaaaaa???

-Jimmy’s barbershop story

-The falling feather

-Conning children

-Diabetes wizard- Purple everything

-Poofin your cooch

-The Orlando Unicorn truck trade for Sam

-Tom is podcast Xhibit

-Morning show whiteheads

It was a biggie and it's always a freak'n blast to have Dirty Jim come in and hang with us. Dude is going to be killing it soon with his very own show on Real Radio 104.1 and we could not be more excited for him! He's always supported and beat the T&D drum and we're really looking forward to seeing what he's got in store after the first of the year. Ok. I'm out. See you guys on the BDM shows. 

d

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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

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"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies."

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Hey, there gang! 

I hope this show recap finds you well and we're always happy to have you hang out with us for yet another "Friday Free Show." As always, we had a really, really, REALLY great time! So...on this week's show:

-Government spending

-Tom is not affectionate 

-King of quinoa 

-Tommy got slime in his hair

-The gingerbread man

-Barfing Fidel Castro

This was a fun week but I'll be honest and say that sh*t can be really, really heavy. I never thought that owning and running a company could be this difficult but I've got to tell you; if you're ever thinking about starting your own company or small business - please make sure that you don't have anxiety issues if you do! Haha...nothing is wrong - I assure you of that but - and we mentioned this on the show a little bit - but I'm having a bit of a rough patch when it comes to anxiety issues. No idea why and why it happens now or anytime - but it does and that's just why it's such an evil, evil beast. Well...I'm out. Off to see the ladies and to hopefully have a nice relaxing evening. 

Sorry about this being some of the lamest show notes ever but I'm just not feeling it today. Hahaha...

Talk to you soon,

d

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"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies."

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Good Saturday morning to all of you fine listeners! Tom and I both hope that this show recap finds you well! I'm actually t the studio right now putting the finishing touches on a price list for the "BDM Beach Party."  

Tom and I both hope that this show recap finds you well! I'm actually t the studio right now putting the finishing touches on a price list for the "BDM Beach Party." We're going to have some really cool new shirts out there as well as BDM hats and towels. Nothing crazy, but if you're in need, we got you! It absolutely sucks that we had to reschedule this BDM event but as all of you who live in Florida know, hurricanes happen. And not only do they happen but they suck. Rescheduling is one thing but I really feel for all of those who were displaced during these storms. When you think about it, it really puts things into perspective. My heart goes out to all of them. I mean, hell - all we had to do is pick a different day to drink beer. Sigh. But, if you are no longer able to make it because of the reschedule, I sincerely apologize and hope that you'll be able to make another one of our events in the near future. 

Yesterday's show was tons of fun but before you check that out, let me encourage you to check out the comedian interview that we did with Tony Roberts. You guys know that I don't talk about those interviews after the fact very often - this !@#$ was straight up off the chain! I don't think I've laughed that hard in months. Dude is one of the funniest guests that we've ever had in here and what a kind soul. Hopefully, we'll be able to get him back in at some point. I had a damned blast! Check that out and THEN make your way to the Friday Free Show. You will not be disappointed. 

On this week's show:

-Harvey Weinstein audio

-Lake Flaccid

-Recap of Sam’s Washington trip

-Inappropriate jokes as kids

-Friday the 13th Most Unlucky listener contest

-Sh*t wet bandits

-Tom has a spinal tumor

-Stay poor, save your marriage

On that note, it looks like I've got to get moving toward the coast. I'm really looking forward to seeing all of you guys today! Please, please, PLEASE be safe and take care of each other and we'll talk to you guys on Monday! 

d

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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

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It's Tom and Dan LIVE from the beautiful Universal Orlando Radio Broadcast Center. An in-depth interview with Patrick Braillard - Creative Development Show Director and Writer at Universal Orlando and a "behind the scenes" walk through "The Shining" haunted maze. 

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"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies."

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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

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Good morning gang! 

Dan coming at you from the Dennis Family breakfast nook. (Is it really a nook? Not really. It's more like a glass table in the middle of the kitchen. I was just attempting to sound fancy. Apologies.)

Yesterday was an amazingly fun show! Special thanks to Chris Fisher from the BYOCB podcast for filling in for the vacationing Samantha - and thanks, Dirty Jim from The Monsters in the Morning and Prime Time Kitchen and his lovely wife for stopping by. It's always fun when we have visitors for the Friday Free Show! Even when they're hypochondriacs like me! (I'm looking at you, Seth!)

Normally we have more detailed show notes but because Samantha is out on vacation, we're just going to leave it at this. 

On a final note, our hearts go out to the family of comedian Ralphie May who passed away yesterday after battling pneumonia. He was nothing but amazing to us and while we did not know him very well, we were very happy to have the opportunity to interview him last year. Later today, we're going to rerelease that interview for all of you to hear. Nothing but love to his ex-wife and children. Godspeed, my friend. 

Ok. Have a fantastic Saturday - Happy birthday Andrea and we'll talk to all of you guys on Monday! 

d

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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

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"From the hosts of the award winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies."

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Tomorrow ended up being Monday but hey, I'm doing it at least. Haha...

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Hey, there gang! Dan, coming at you from AMTStudio3. As I try to dig through all of the tragic news that seems to be coming in about the shooting in Las Vegas, I figured a nice distraction would be for me to finally finish this past Friday's show notes. Sigh. So that's where we're at. I will tell you this though - Tom and I are dedicated more than ever to trying to help all of us forget about all of this bullsh*t that seems to be swirling around us lately. That means that you're not really going to hear us address stuff like this on the show. We all need a break from the stress so we're going to stick with what we think we know best and just try to make you laugh. 

So, on this past Friday's show:

-Jimmy 159 is here!

-Souper Duper event

-Fast forward to earlier

-Tom thought he was having a heart attack

-Tom was “having a problem”

-Jimmy is coming on the T&D Cruise!!

-Mr. Egg and the Little Girl

-Jimmy recaps his Washington trip

-Lee’s Eagles of Death Metal experience

-Firetruck soup

-Lou P. Hole

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It's always so freaking cool when we can have Jimmy in on the show. Most of you already know this, but Jimmy being on the show - back on old Show #159 was a very pivotal moment for the show. As we define it, it was the time that we truly knew that we were ruffling people's feathers so much that there was no other option for us. We knew that we were going to have to do this for our careers and well, here we are. 

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Ok, guys. Nothing but love to you all. To all of our Las Vegas listeners, please know that we are with you. Orlando knows what this feels like and our energy - our love - and all of our thoughts are with you now as you try to figure out why people do such awful things. 

All the best,

d

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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: KountryWayneInterview.mp3
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From the hosts of the award winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies.

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Go! - T&d

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"From the hosts of the award winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies."

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Hopefully, I'll have enough time to fill this out for you guys tomorrow. - d

Direct download: Show436-TheCottonRhino.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:53pm EST

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: BruceBruceinterview2.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:49pm EST

"From the hosts of the award winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies."

Direct download: AGGTM-KNIFETHEDOG.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:03pm EST

  今、T&Dメガミックスを発表します。面白いたわごとの束。おげんきで。良い人になってください  
Direct download: TDMegaMix.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:09pm EST

Tomorrow. - d

Direct download: Show435-ShakeYourLungBags.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:22pm EST

From the hosts of the award winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies.

Direct download: AGGTM-BIGDIAPER.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:08pm EST

Hey there gang! 

Happy weekend and I hope this episode write-up finds you well! Me and Andrea are about to pull the trigger on the "Ultimate Pancake" recipe that's on the back of the Bisquick box. Who the f*&^ knows if it's going to be any good or not - but we're gunna do it. (If you know the absolute best way to make pancakes, email me: dan@tomanddan.com - I'd love to hear what works best for you!)

Yesterday was a heavy recording day! Tom, Samantha, Lee and I are going to be taking off Monday for a bit of family Labor Day fun, so we had to get a few shows in the can. Most of you already know this, but that means that we need to pre-record an ACT for Monday, a BDM show for all of you amazing BDM members, and an OG plus 1 rereleased older show. For a lot of people, that would be an uncomfortable amount of recording. It's funny because for me and TC, that's next to nothing. Here's a fun fact; if I remember correctly, me and TC have recorded in upwards of 6-7 shows in one day. I believe that was back when we were preparing for the birth of my daughter. Som much in fact that when we got done, we both collapsed on the studio couch with a beer in our hands and said that our heads hurt! True story. 

I think that recording for that long has an interesting effect on the show. It's almost as if we get warmed up and more silly after recording more than normal. Yesterday's Friday Free Show was just that; more silly than normal and we hope that you all have as much fun as we did recording it. (Also, I think that you BDM members are going to really enjoy the BDM shows too. We were really in rare form and the BDM show was completely off the rails!)

On this week's show: 

-Bubba calls for help. (Bad idea!)

-Tom tries to hook up Tuddle and Bubba as roommates

-90’s-O-meter is off the charts

-Corpus crispy

-Muffington Huffington and Rapefruit Grapefruit

-Grapefruiting

-Smorkies

-Tree frogging

-Grinding out a grumpy

-Yell your dreams

-Wheelies over his junk

Well, that's about it for all of us, folks. Tom and I hope that you have a truly amazing holiday weekend and please stay safe out there. I know that we talk a lot about beers and drinking but please know that with all of that said, we want you to be safe. Don't take stupid chances and ruin yours or someone else life. Call the Uber - or text or Facebook me! I'll call it for you! 

Have a wonderful Labor Day and we'll see you next week! 

d

Direct download: Show434-GrindingOutaGrumpy.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:45pm EST

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: GuyTorryInterview4.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:16pm EST

From the hosts of the award winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies.

Direct download: AGGTM-THELONGHUG.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:52am EST

:) - d

Direct download: Show433-DWater.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:46pm EST

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: GinaBrillonInterview.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:28am EST

From the hosts of the award winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies.

Direct download: AGGTM-THETORSO.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:06pm EST

Tomorrow. - d

Direct download: Show432-JonathanFartogram.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:56pm EST

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: RedGrantInterview2.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:39am EST

"From the hosts of the award winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies."

Direct download: AGGTM-POPPOPSJACKET.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:43pm EST

Hey there kids!

Apologies for the show being a little bit earlier - life gets in the way at times but you have our word that we will always do our best to get a show out, no matter what! Now normally, I write the show write up on Saturday morning while Maisie is running through the house like a wild woman but because of the earlier show, I’m able to knock this out now. (Also - you will hear little miss Maisie at the beginning of today’s show telling her good friend Mr. Tom to eat his f*cking peppers! Enjoy!)

On this week’s show:

-Tom signed up for gardening classes

-The doo doo plank

-Nature’s toilet

-Pool-ber became a reality

-Convincing Dan’s wife to try edibles

-Patty in your panties

-Alcohol allergy

-The origin of jizz

-Jizz of Gilmont

-Time capsules

-Best fast food hot dogs

-Tom has ice cream guilt

Well, that’s about it for this week. Thanks for hanging with us! Tom and I hope that you enjoy the show as much as we enjoy doing it! If you ever have a question for the show, please email show@tomanddan.com and we’ll do our best to either help you out or answer it on the show. Ok. On that note, I’m going to keep wolfing down these Diet Dew’s and pretend that they’re delicious beer!

d

Direct download: Show431-DooDooPlank.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:08pm EST

From the hosts of the award winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies.

Direct download: AGGTM-STEAKHOUSESTEVE.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:02pm EST

Hey there gang! 

Apologies for this being a day later than usual. As most of you know, we had our charity foot-golf tournament yesterday and it couldn’t have been more fantastic! I’m sure we’ll talk more about it tomorrow so I’ll keep this brief and thanks to all of you who donated and supported. It was a wonderful day!

On this week’s show:

-Dan’s mom has a boyfriend

-Ross’ trip to Washington D.C.

-Potty train with diarrhea

-Flat Earthers call in

-Ross is a glober

-Tiffany calls in

-Dan is going to officiate Tiff’s wedding

-Gooser

-Tom is a victim shamer

-Gold teeth/silver fillings

-Human trafficking

-Bomb juice

-Peanut butter prison escape

-Phantom cat barber

 

Thanks, as always for being the best listeners in the world and for supporting the show. We’ll talk to you guys in the AM!

 

d

Direct download: Show430-GopherTurd.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:16pm EST

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: GodfreyInterview.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:03pm EST

From the hosts of the award winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies.

Direct download: AGGTM-ANDREAEMAILS.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:00am EST

Hey there gang! 

Tom and I hope that this message finds you all well on this beautiful Saturday morning. I'm doing my normal Saturday thing - watching Mai run around the living room on like a 9000 and I'm guzzling copious amounts of Diet Mountain Dew in a piss-poor attempt to wake up. It’s “The Dennis Way.” It’s sort of sad. Haha…

So - we really can’t thank all of you enough for the responses that you gave to our first annual Tom and Dan Charity Foot-golf Tournament! It looks like when it’s all said and done, that we’re going to be pushing about 15K for The Yellow Brick Road Foundation and that is just simply astonishing! You guys hear Tom and me talk about the love that we have for our children almost daily, so to help a children’s charity out like this is so important to us. None of this would be possible without all of you than please know how much it means to us. I can remember talking about this years ago with Tom; how when we go out on our own, we will be able to control our charity events and make them 100% true charity events where every dime goes to those in need. Thank you for this. This is definitely a bucket list type deal for us and you have made us two of the happiest broadcasters in the world. Orlando and the children that live here are very important to us! I can’t say it enough. Thank you.

This week’s show was mega fun and on a side note, we hope that you’ll join us later today at Red Cypress Brewery for our “Crazy and Lazy” beer release! These two beers are incredible and are extremely limited. I’m going to be heading out there soon with my entire family and I’m really looking forward to seeing all of you for some games, beer, and laughs.

On this week’s show:

-Tom makes Crystal run out of gas

-Columbo Jumbo

-Tom’s sass meter is broke

-Sales whistle

-Tom’s a baby

-Rope swings

-Lobo

-Uncle Remus the Penis

-Alice Cooper

-White lives splatter

-Drinking my lazy

-Foot golf bids

 

Ok. I think that’s about it for now. We’re going to have some really cool beer merch out there today too so be on the look out for that as well. The Danger Brains did an amazing job with all of the branding that we’re using for the beer cans, that we decided to make a shirt out of it. (We did the same thing with our “Middle of the Road” beer. Some art is just too damned good to waste!) I hope you all have a wonderful Saturday and many of you - I’ll see you later!

All the best,

d

Direct download: Show429-WhiteLivesSplatter.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:22pm EST

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: PiffTheMagicDragon2.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:26pm EST

From the hosts of the award winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies.

Direct download: AGGTM-STEAKINMYPOCKET.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:30pm EST

Hey, there gang!

Happy Friday to all of you! Some of you might be wondering why we started the show a little bit earlier today - that has to do with the fact that Tom and I will be working the Orlando City match tonight and we have to be down at the stadium a bit early for a production meeting. Apologies to all of you who wanted to try and catch the show live via Mixlr or on the Bart Marek 360 Cam on Facebook. (You should be able to check out the replay in a few hours.) We really hate having to move things around but there are times when it’s just unavoidable. Hopefully, we’ll see a few of you at the match today!

Oh, and don’t forget that we’re also going to be at the big Champions Cup match tomorrow night as well in the Tom and Dan section! If you don’t already have tickets, you might want to get some. It’s two of the best teams in professional soccer in PSG and Tottenham and Tom, Lee, and I are going to be there taking in the match, so make sure you come say hello!

On today's show:

The Seth Petruzelli Dating Game

News

Thanks for listening folks and I'll add to this in the AM!

d

Direct download: Show428-SethPetruzelliDatingGame.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:41pm EST

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: BABYTALKWITHMITCHANDJESSICAFATEL.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:35pm EST

From the hosts of the award winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies.

Direct download: AGGTM-COCAINEGRANDPA.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:33pm EST

From the hosts of the award winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies.

Direct download: AGGTM-BERNIESTREES.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:31pm EST

Hey there folks,

Thanks to all of you for taking the time to hang out with us yesterday! I think we're really getting the hang of this 360-cam stuff and it's sort of fun to see the entire AMTStudio3 all at one time. I hope you guys are digging it and as time goes on, please know that we'll try to make it better and better. 

So, our charity foot-golf tournament is coming up and we're excited about all who are going to play in it! If you haven't already checked out the site, please do HERE: TomandDanGiveBack.com - We think that it's going to be one hell of a good time and the best part is that all money raised goes to benefit The Yellow Brick Road Foundation. Feel free to check the link if you want to find out a little more info of how these cats are helping sick kids in need. All you have to do is bid on the person that you'd like to play with and you and two of your friends will play with that friend of the show! Super easy and all for a wonderful cause.

On yesterday's show:

-Tom and Dan Foot Golf tournament  www.tomanddangiveback.com

-Cleaning fees

-Semen cereal bowl

-Synthetic urine

-Peeing on your engine

-Damage control group texts

-Pop pop blood pressure talk

-Coco Loko

-Sammy Sosa is pink

Thanks again to all of you who caught us live and thanks to all who have downloaded. Wishing you guys nothing but the best this weekend and we'll talk to you on Monday! 

d

Direct download: Show427-SemanCerealBowl.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:05pm EST

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: TheoVonInterview.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:04pm EST

From the hosts of the award winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies.

Direct download: AGGTM-TOMSCARGETSHIT.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:22am EST

Hey there gang! 

We hope that this show finds you well. I'm doing the normal; waking up and watching my daughter tear the house apart while I try to shove as much caffeine as humanly possible down the throat. Typical Dad stuff - you know. 

Thanks to all of you that joined us live yesterday on Facebook and with the 360 cam. There does seem to be an issue with our cam as of late and it looks like I've got a little bit of trouble shooting to do before we fire it up again next week. It's always something! For some reason and in the middle of broadcasting - the photo app on our MacPro, will attempt to open then killing the feed and forcing a full restart. Apologies to those of you who could give a damn about stuff like this. I love it. Truly. Even when it goes wrong, there’s just something amazing about doing all of this on our own and with no big company behind us. Moving on…

On this week’s show:

-Bad at life is a disease

-Tom’s street floods

-Bull fighter gets gored

-Cocoa Loco

-www.tomanddangiveback.com

-Eat it like a vulture

-Dogtism

-Redneck rum cake

-Water Joe

-Limerick ticket challenge

 

That’s about it from us. Yes - we do have fidget spinners and dammit if I can’t make fun of them anymore. I’ve been playing with stupid thing all frigg’n morning and even my daughter is now playing with it. So silly. So simple and dumb but sort of fun.

As always, thanks to all of you for listening, downloading, spreading the word, and supporting our show. You are undoubtedly the best listeners in the world and the community that we have built is truly amazing! That is ALL because of you guys. 100%. Also - make plans to join us at our 1st ever Charity Foot-golf Tournament that’s coming up on August 5th. You can grab all of the details at TomandDanGiveBack.com and we hope that you will join us. It’s going to be a really, really fun day and if you’ve never played foot-golf before, then you’re really in for a treat. It’s SO fun! On that note, have a fantastic weekend and we’ll talk to you guys on Monday for the OG and BDM shows. (Not a member? Sign up at TomandDan.com)

d

Direct download: Show426-EatItLikeVulture.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:13pm EST

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: LavellCrawford2.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:28pm EST

From the hosts of the award winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies.

Direct download: AGGTM-BOARDGAMESWITHTHEDUDES.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:52am EST

'merica. 

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Category:general -- posted at: 11:31pm EST

In the morning... - d

Direct download: SHOW425-DONTDAMAGEYOURFLAPS.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:07pm EST

It's the latest version of "A Gentleman's Guide to Manliness." That's about it.

Direct download: AGGTM-REDORGREEN.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:50pm EST

Hey there kids! 

Another Dan "breakfast post." The smell of bacon and eggs is still lingering in the air, and the ladies are trying to figure out what the hell we're going to do today. I want to go to the pool but A and Mai want to go to the park. Why do I get the strange feeling that I'm going to get outnumbered on this one?!? It's just too hot for the park! Dammit! 

...

So, this week was one for the books! We did some really, really, really amazing shows and had the honor of getting to spend more and more time with one of our favorite comedians, Bert Kreischer. Honestly, that dude could not be any cooler and if you have not already checked out our interview with him, please do. He insisted that we knock out 3 full hours of a show and then he even stuck around for ACT later that afternoon. He's a frigg'n trooper! (He got a few more shows this weekend but as far as I know, almost all of the shows are already sold out. You might want to call The Orlando improv now if you're on the fence about tickets.)

As far as the Friday Free Show goes, we had a really great one of those as well. We had the opportunity to sit down with a current cam model and her boy friend go behind the scenes on how they use it as a business. It's fairly interesting stuff and they were beyond cool to come on the show and be so candid. Here's what else was on the show:

-Tom got too drunk with Bert Kreischer 

-Tom’s muscle milk shoes

-C*m box

-Invisible poo

-Road rage

-John Depp

-Cam girl Cat

-Poo poo goods

-Big Tom Purple

-Tributes

Well, that's about it for us. That was one hell of a week of broadcasting and we really hope that all of you wonderful listeners out there really enjoy it. Tom and I had a fantastic time - we're a little tired - but we're more than ready to do it again next week and we hope that you'll join us. 

All the best,

d

Direct download: SHOW424-SHOWMEYOURSNIFER.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:28pm EST

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: BertKreischerInterview2.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:05pm EST

It's the latest version of "A Gentleman's Guide to Manliness." That's about it.

Direct download: AGGTM-BRODUCTIVITY.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:14pm EST

Hey there gang! 

It's Dan, coming at you from the ol' breakfast nook in the Dennis Casa. I just got done making the ladies some bacon and eggs and now we're trying to get into something before I have to go and work the Orlando City Soccer Club match tonight. 

Thanks to ALL that tuned in yesterday for the trial run of the Tom and Dan 360 camera. Much love and thanks to our client Bart Marek for sponsoring that and helping foot the bill for a fairly pricy piece of studio equipment. I know that some of you loved it - and I also know that a few people were concerned about the quality. Let me be the first to say that the quality of the feed is purely a Facebook issue. From all of my tests, YouTube and Facebook really compress and dumb down the quality of these feeds. I'm not really sure why but it just don't seem to get better no matter what settings I read about or try to dial in. It's strange. You would think that they would want to support something that's so cool but whatever. We'll just keep testing and messing with it and hopefully it will get a little bit better. Tom an I hope that you all enjoyed it and for those of you with negative comments - I don't know what to tell you. We can't please everyone. 

Well on that note, we really hop that you enjoy the show and we'll see and talk to you guys next week! 

d

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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

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It's the latest version of "A Gentleman's Guide to Manliness." That's about it.

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Well...I'm, personally, taking another trip around the sun.

As I type this, it's the "week-eve" of me turning 41 and it's only me and Tom left in the studio. He's in his office working on some client billing and whatnot and I'm trying to get this show out for you - ASAP. Apologies for doing the show on a Thursday, but we're both hightailing it out of town and we're going to try and take a little time off this weekend. Also, my daughter's birthday is 3 days after mine so the trip and celebration are certainly more for her and not me. I've done this enough. :)

Today we were graced with the presence of none other than one of our favorite comedians, Dan Cummins. For those of you that don't know, Dan has a podcast called "Time Suck." Besides being an extremely funny comic, Dan is a hella smart dude and most of the content that he gets into on his 'cast is just that - smart shiz. We really think that you'll like it and if you haven't already checked it out, please do. He's the man. 

On this week's show:

-Dan Cummins is HERE!

-Tom can’t hear

-JFK theories 

-Sheds

-The dark web

-Dan Lackofflatulance

-Sex robots

-Professional drunk driving

-Peacocks

-Gummy bear reviews

-Preacher Lawson from "America's Got Talent"

On that note, I would like to personally thank all of you for taking the time to download, listen to, and support our little podcast. We love bringing this to you each week and we hope that you have just as much fun listening to it as we have to create it for you. And on that note, I'm going to get my behind home, pack the car to leave for tomorrow's birthday trip to Disney!

All love, guys!

d

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Hey there!

Apologies for the late show notes but I really did do my best to try and stay off of the phone AND the computer this holiday weekend. It's so hard when you're half of a team who runs a business and especially when you're the front line of all emails that come into the company. In saying that, I hope that you all had a great time, spent a little time with your families, and enjoyed the show that we put out for you.

On this weekend show:

Anderson Cooper look-alike at the mall aka "Gangster Cooper"

-Tom made another Youtube video “Daddy Scrapes His Toes”

-F-16 escorting a jumbo jet story

-Polyamory talk

-B-hole lips

-Ticket Challenge

Thanks again to all of you guys for supporting the show, downloading, buying the merch and more importantly wearing it! It means so much to the show because we don't have the advertising budget that most other companies do. So 1 shirt in a sea of Ron-Jon and "Stay Calm and Chive On" shirts really does go a very long way. Well, I've got to get to work or more importantly, I've got to sit here and make sure our studio air gets repaired. American Air and Heat is here so I have nothing but confidence that they're going to get us up and running ASAP. Until next time!

d

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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

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It's the latest version of "A Gentleman's Guide to Manliness." That's about it.

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Hey, there gang! 

Dan coming at you from AMTSTUDIO3. I'm actually out on the scooter and then swung by here so I could write these show notes and get a little fresh air. Tom and I both have to work the OCSC match later today, so I'm trying to get out as much as humanly possible before I have to work.

I'm actually out on the scooter and then swung by here so I could write these show notes and get a little fresh air. Tom and I both have to work the OCSC match later today, so I'm trying to get out as much as humanly possible before I have to work. The ladies and I also took in "Kid's Fringe" this morning. When I'm able to experience all of this fun stuff in Orlando - it makes me more than proud of our city and all of the cool arts that we have to offer. So...what did we do on this week's show? Shall we...

On this week's show:

-Little Tommy’s recital

-Tommy broke Dan’s ceramic Putin

-Stem cells

-Rejuzinaton

-Jonathan Whisper Crickets

-Pizza orgy

-Tom asks Ross’ son if he’s fun/cool

-Mr. Mad-a-Lot

-Titteries

-Where’s Rodney?

-Trump Rage

-Improv Groupon

Well, that's about it for us. We'll talk to most of you tomorrow for the BDM and OG shows. As always, thanks for listening and we'll talk to you then. 

All the best,

d

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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

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It's the latest version of "A Gentleman's Guide to Manliness." That's about it.

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Tomorrow - d

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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

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It's the latest version of "A Gentleman's Guide to Manliness." That's about it.

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This has really been a crazy week.

Just when we thought that we'd get things back to normal after the cruise and Hard Rock LIVE, we're now in the process of filming the end pieces for a small documentary on the show. We'll see how this goes but yeah - we did our best to document everything that led up to HRL and now we're doing the "indepth" interviews of me, Tom, Ross, Samantha, and our wives. Hell, some of you guys might even see yourself in there because they'll be filming that little Johnny's Other Side gathering that's going on later this afternoon. 

Needless to say, this is one of the most difficult and annoying things that I've ever done in my adult life. I'm not sure how all of these "reality stars" do it when they do season after season of their own life as a show. Yeah - that's definitely not me. I'm way more comfortable just talking into the mic and being a completely boring Dad and Husband. Ok - on to the show. 

On this week's show:

-Filming a documentary

-Massage parlor caller

-Dan likes hefty Asian women

-Stroking the long ass

-Dan pranked Tom with a throbber pic

-Headbutting asses

-Slippery Slopes

-Conspiracies

On that note, thanks again to all of you for downloading and supporting the show. We also really hope that you've been enjoying all of these great interviews that we've been trying to knock out for you. Lee (the newest addition to the show) has really been knocking it out of the park when it comes to getting great guests. Make sure if you see him or connect with him on the BDM page that you give him a little bit of love. 

Thanks, guys and we'll see you on Monday! 

d

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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

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It's the latest version of "A Gentleman's Guide to Manliness." That's about it.

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Hey, there gang! 

Dan coming at you from the studio. Tom heading over here to pick me up and then we're heading out to the Orlando City match. (Make sure that if you're heading out there to find us and say hello. There's nothing we like more than meeting listeners! Well, maybe money and drugs but you know what I mean.)

So, it feels like we're all over the place lately! Always hustle'n. ALWAYS. This week we've been sending our producer Lee out to different places and event in an attempt to get more of the world out about the show to different people that might still be a bit in the dark. 

This week we've been sending our producer Lee out to different places and event in an attempt to get more of the world out about the show to different people that might still be a bit in the dark. And for those of you who might not remember, Lee was an intern for me and Tom back in our morning radio days. He was one of the best, and has joined our team and hasn't missed a beat! In the upcoming weeks, it looks like we're going to have more and more fun interviews and guests or you guys and the vast majority of it is his doing. So please do us a huge favor and welcome Lee to the show!

On this week's show:

-We call Tiffany to wish her a happy birthday and congratulate her on her engagement!

-Tom can’t remember anyone.

-Tom is going to be the next YouTube star. Or so he thinks. 

-Out of the hellhole and into hell.

-DUI talk. (AGAIN.)

-Daddy O Five prank videos.

-80’s cartoons.

-Hot dogs on a string.

-J@#$ off in Lina’s ashes

-Belly crematorium.

-Tom can’t stop sweating.

-Street Fighter sound effects and the show falls apart.

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I can honestly tell you that we have the best time when we do the show. But there was just something about yesterday that made it EXTRA fun. The energy was high and everyone was just being so silly - which seems to be something that we need more and more of. Be on the lookout for a few new shirt designs that we've been working on. And it looks like we're going to have a bunch of cool ladies gear soon too. We always neglect our female listeners and we're really trying to step that up a bit.

So, I'm off to match and I hope that you all have a fantastic weekend! Oh, and if you haven't already caught the second Amazing Jonathon interview, please do that now. He is by far Tom and my favorite guest and it was terrific to have him back in and to see him looking great! 

Until next week!

d

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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

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In honor of the fact that we've got a whole new hour of "AMAZING" stories with comedian and magician The Amazing Jonathon, here's our original hour! If you've never heard this before, you're really in for a treat. If you have heard it, feel free to skip forward to our new hour with him and check out how much more energetic he sounds! We love it when good things happen to good people and it's truly fantastic to see Jonathon in a good way. See you on the second hour. - d

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