A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
The most mediocre time you'll ever have.

Hey there folks!

Thanks for listening to this week's episode of "A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan." For those of you that have been with us for quite some time, you guys know that this week has been a bit of a whirlwind. (Although I'm not really sure what a whirlwind actually is in that I have never really experienced an actual "whirl of wind" in real life. I'm assuming that it's a mass of papers, tasks that need to be completed, and meetings, based on how we use the term in our normal day to day vernacular.) Not only are we going to go 5 nights a week with our "A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan" show but we've been attempting to get better and better content for the Monday release of BDM member shows. Needless to say, it's a ton of work but we assure you that we're up for the challenge! We appreciate all of you that are listening to the show, supporting it and we're excited to bring you more and more content. On this week's show:

ACT goes 5 nights a week

Mythbusters is for babies

Heaven

Sunglasses

Adam Sandler hates Tom and Sam’s people

Tom’s got tough balls

Boil your balls

Shamalamadingdong

Data’s robot "D"

Chappie

Motocross

Tom’s fantasy with Travis Pastrana

Thanks to all of you again for your patience this week and you'll hear us next week!

 

d

Direct download: Show312-TommyPastrami.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:12pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: MazJobraniInterview.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:50pm EDT

We missed the boat on the description here. We're sorry for that. Google Play made us feel bad so we filled this out. Look - we just do what we're told. 

Direct download: Show311-RedneckSwimLessons.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:32pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: EarthquakeInterview.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:22am EDT

Hey there guys! Dan here and we're back on the ground. Apologies for the show recap notes and posting, once again, being a little late. As many of you know, it was my 5th wedding anniversary yesterday so I had to take the little lady out for some Japanese goodness. I thought she was going to keep over the table and kill me for my sushi. Unfortunately prego ladies have to avoid raw fish - who knew? Hahaha…duh. 

Tom and I really did have a fantastic time in both Vegas and LA and hopefully you enjoyed our recap of almost everything that we did! Thanks to all of you for the words of encouragement, Tweets, and Facebook messages wishing us the best for the 2015 Podcast Awards. Although it was not what we expected, we were proud to be nominated and happy for all of the people that won. (I know we completely sh*t on the night and truthfully I think they deserved every stinky ounce of it but we were still glad we were there to experience it. Even if it was just for great stories and no awards.) 

Special thanks to Carrot Top and his entire team for being so kind to us. You're the best, my man and I'm excited to get you in our studio to shoot the sh*t even more. 

My last love note goes out to Dan Cummins, Andrea Lowell and all of the producers of "The Playboy Morning Show." Not only do you guys have the best f*cking jobs in the world but you are some of the most professional people that we've ever worked with in our lives. It was more than a pleasure doing the show and we hope that we get to do it again at some point. You guys are always welcome on our show if you're ever in Orlando. 

And on that note - on yesterday's show:

The boys are back from Vegas!

NMX

Thanks to Linda from Advantage Media Solutions

Kite drones - wait - don't call it a drone!

Carrot Top Interview

Ross has a Dad dong

Podcast Awards

Tom was paralyzed with awkward fear

Worst announcer EVER

"Dan" is so difficult to say

Tom's pee pee problem

40 Turds

The Once a Year Sand Storm

Dusty Rhodes hosting the Podcast Awards

Best Baby Contest = $250

Aryan Bird Flu

The Amazingness that is Dan Cummins and Playboy Radio

Whiskey Pete's - No Need To Wipe Your Boots

Gratuitous Nudity Button

4 chili dogs at LA's Pinks

I can't tell you how happy we both are to be back with you guys and how happy we both are that you provided us with the nomination to head out to Vegas. You guys are the best listeners in the world and we're honored to try and make you smile each week. 

Special shout out to the BDM event that went on last night - I wanted to stop by but my allergies are still kicking my ass and my sleep is f*cked. 

Love you guys and enjoy,

 

d

Direct download: Show310-Vegasand40Turds.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:14pm EDT

This was an odd show. We love these guys but a lot of listeners we're sort of upset that we went along with it. Odd because they should know that we can fake it with the best of them but yeah - just listen to it. 

Direct download: Show309-TheFutureandMoonMen.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:11pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: FilipeEsparzaInterview.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:19pm EDT

We'll fill this out later...

Direct download: Show308-BubbaKillsIt.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:36pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: RalphHarrisInterview_1.mp3
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