A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
The most mediocre time you'll ever have.

Hey, there gang! 

Dan coming at you from the studio. Tom heading over here to pick me up and then we're heading out to the Orlando City match. (Make sure that if you're heading out there to find us and say hello. There's nothing we like more than meeting listeners! Well, maybe money and drugs but you know what I mean.)

So, it feels like we're all over the place lately! Always hustle'n. ALWAYS. This week we've been sending our producer Lee out to different places and event in an attempt to get more of the world out about the show to different people that might still be a bit in the dark. 

This week we've been sending our producer Lee out to different places and event in an attempt to get more of the world out about the show to different people that might still be a bit in the dark. And for those of you who might not remember, Lee was an intern for me and Tom back in our morning radio days. He was one of the best, and has joined our team and hasn't missed a beat! In the upcoming weeks, it looks like we're going to have more and more fun interviews and guests or you guys and the vast majority of it is his doing. So please do us a huge favor and welcome Lee to the show!

On this week's show:

-We call Tiffany to wish her a happy birthday and congratulate her on her engagement!

-Tom can’t remember anyone.

-Tom is going to be the next YouTube star. Or so he thinks. 

-Out of the hellhole and into hell.

-DUI talk. (AGAIN.)

-Daddy O Five prank videos.

-80’s cartoons.

-Hot dogs on a string.

-J@#$ off in Lina’s ashes

-Belly crematorium.

-Tom can’t stop sweating.

-Street Fighter sound effects and the show falls apart.

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I can honestly tell you that we have the best time when we do the show. But there was just something about yesterday that made it EXTRA fun. The energy was high and everyone was just being so silly - which seems to be something that we need more and more of. Be on the lookout for a few new shirt designs that we've been working on. And it looks like we're going to have a bunch of cool ladies gear soon too. We always neglect our female listeners and we're really trying to step that up a bit.

So, I'm off to match and I hope that you all have a fantastic weekend! Oh, and if you haven't already caught the second Amazing Jonathon interview, please do that now. He is by far Tom and my favorite guest and it was terrific to have him back in and to see him looking great! 

Until next week!

d

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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

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In honor of the fact that we've got a whole new hour of "AMAZING" stories with comedian and magician The Amazing Jonathon, here's our original hour! If you've never heard this before, you're really in for a treat. If you have heard it, feel free to skip forward to our new hour with him and check out how much more energetic he sounds! We love it when good things happen to good people and it's truly fantastic to see Jonathon in a good way. See you on the second hour. - d

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It's the latest version of "A Gentleman's Guide to Manliness." That's about it.

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Hey there gang! 

I hope this finds you well and sorry that the show notes are so darned late. The weekend sort of got away from me and I've really been trying my best to step away from working at all times. Tom and I are both really, really, really bad about that. So, apologies for being later but we're busy as all hell. 

On this week's show:

-Kevin Lyman, founder of Warped Tour calls in

-Tom’s OneWheel crash with the kids 

-We call Dan Cummins

-Anxiety bat and emotionless robot

-Changing diapers 

-Adrenaline drinking

-Nuru massages

-Cobra McCoy

-Spokane Spanker

Thanks for joining us and for all of the support that you, as listeners, give us! You guys are the freakin' best and we could never do this without any of you! 

See you next week,

d

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It's the latest version of "A Gentleman's Guide to Manliness." That's about it.

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Hey there folks and good Saturday morning to you! 

I honestly don't know what to say about yesterday. Seriously. I'm a bit speechless. 10 million of anything is a lot and Tom and I couldn't be proud of where all of you who listen have taken the show. We have the best listeners in the world. Period. 

In case you missed it, a special thank you to The City of Orlando and Mayor Buddy Dyer for declaring yesterday "A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan 10 Million Shows Downloaded Day" or as we're going to call it moving forward "Tom and Dan Day!" What an honor and we wouldn't be there if it wasn't for all of you. Truly. This is certainly one of the history books and what we have been able to accomplish with this show is nothing short of amazing! 

On today's show:

-4/14 is Tom and Dan Day! #10MillionDownloads

-Mayor Buddy Dyer proclamation and video

-Tommy got a Barbie Mermaid doll

-Tom’s new cool young neighbors

-Fish in a Pita

-Threesome at the Mustang Ranch

-Weed mime

Well, that's about it for me. I think I summed up how happy I am during the show and Tom and I are off to work the Orlando City match. Make sure you come out and say hello if you're around! It should be a good one. 

All the best and talk to you Monday,

d

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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

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It's the latest version of "A Gentleman's Guide to Manliness." That's about it.

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Yo!

Thanks so much to all of you guys who take the time to download, spread the word and download the show! It really does mean more than you know and we're so glad to have all of you on this fantastic voyage. Not to be confused Coolio's hit song - "Fantastic Voyage." What a hunk of S that song is. Ok. On to the show! 

On this week's show:

-Batman and Mr. Jingles

-Grandpa hats

-90’s radio drops

-Samantha’s Horny Well

-Dr Glovefinger

-Morse code dick

-That’s what stores are

-Droner boner

-Frog Devil

-Dronemun are here- oashobby.com

-Droney the Bear

Thanks again guys! Tom and I talk about it all of the time and we truly believe that what sets us apart from all of the other shoes that are out there are you guys! We would be nothing without you and it does are heart good to get to hang with you on a weekly basis. On that note, we'll see all of you next week! Don't forget to check out TomandDan.com for the new merch that we just put up there and for all of the new events that we might have going on. Some of them are "official" and others are events that are put on by listeners. There's always something going on and we're mega-f^&*ing proud of that! 

See you next week! 

d

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