A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
The most mediocre time you'll ever have.

Thanks to all of you for checking out "A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan!" Most of you know that Tom has been a little under the weather. By "a little", I truly mean that I've never seen him this sick before. Like seriously. Whatever has a hold of him does not want to let go. As of yet, I am NOT sick and for that I am forever thankful and happy. Not to say that I'm happy that Tom is sick - in fact - the exact opposite. Tom gets mad when he's sick and with my higher level of neurosis', I have a tendency to think that he's mad at me when he acts like this. Not the case. He's just tired of being sick and in a bad mood. All is good. 

On today's "A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan": 

-Tom has a dad dong

-Truck burger

-Tom is sicker than ever

-Home brewing beer

-Home made morphine

-Next new drug?

-Old school novelty western photos

-33 year old Wisconsin/Mexican virgin

-T&D try and help the virgin get laid 

-Dan’s the Jordan of jacking

-Tugged off proof

-Tom defends his Native American heritage

-We call Tom’s mom

-Canadian

-E.R. Gourd

-Sausage song  

Thanks to all of you for listening and supporting the show. Make sure and check out all of the new merch and cool stuff that we have over at TomandDan.com. New shirts, new coozies, new sun-glasses, - all of that jazz. Please order and know that we're a bit over worked right now. Most items ship super quick and on the "weekly" but we are prone to a few mistakes. Apologies for that and just know that we will do everything in our power to fix any issues that we cause. Email issues to Show@TomandDan.com

You are the finest listeners in the world and we thank you for that!

All the best,

 

d

Direct download: Show316-IsTomIndian.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:50pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: JohnMorganInterview.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:01pm EDT

Hey there gang!

Welcome to our first show back from the "Tom and Dan Cruise 2015!" In all seriousness, if you're thinking about going on the one that we're planning for 2016, we'd love to have you! We had a fantastic time, met some of the most amazing people, and no one died! As Ice Cube would say "Today was a good day." (Quote totally does not apply.)

On this week's show:

-Porno Joe has porno powers

-Weird ball hair

-Tom’s cough crazy

-Tom might have alcohol withdrawals

-Tom suffers from “drunk eyes”

-Ross’ son got a fake sharks tooth necklace

-Pokemon market in schools

-Boomerangs as weapons

-Tom’s vasectomy plans

-Tom’s nanny is making his son soft

-We talk to a castrated gentleman

-Dan’s Mom finally picks up the phone

-Dan’s Mom was a juvenile corrections counselor

-Old LSD man

-Duggar family scandal

-Tom can’t spell

-Tom Vann: Man Part

-Sh*t pie

-Offensive shirts

-Horse Boyz

-Snail t's

-Cone bras

We're going to have tons of new merch on the site in the upcoming weeks. If you're looking for something in particular then you might want to order as quickly as possible. Seriously. Not saying that to drive sales - I just get tons of email from peeps disappointed that we're out of their particular size shirt or hat. Get on it!

You guys are the best and Tom and I really hope that you're digging all of the content that we're trying to provide for you.

All the best,

d

Direct download: Show315-HorseBoyz.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:17pm EDT

Hey there gang! Welcome to today's "A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan" podcast! We're really glad that you're here and we're really sorry that the show is a day early - but not really because we're all going on the Tom and Dan Cruise!!! Let's not waste anytime and go to the tape:

-Tom’s baby got him sick

-Cures for illnesses

-Wawa étiquette 

-Blind people and touch-screens

-Tighty-whities 

-House of Grey Thighs

-Craigslist gone bad

-Tom sold a pelican case and Dan’s upset

-All scumbag listeners pick up the phone during the day

-Mattresses-worst thing to buy used?

-#CutTheSquid

-Diarrhea gums

-Race check boxes on paperwork

-Tom and Dan gay stickers?

-Affirmative action

-“GAY!” origin still a mystery..

-P silencer

-Travis is now #SenorFrog

-Racist meme

-Tom is Old Forgetful Bastard

-Skeet shooting on a cruise

We can't thank you enough for the supporting the show and make sure and check out TomandDan.com if you need more content or lots of the latest T&D merch. 

All the best,

 

d

Direct download: Show314-HouseofGreyThighs.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:22pm EDT

Here's another show with no description. You'd think for two guys that have been doing this as long as we have that we'd fill this out at the time of the show - but no. It's actually took Google Play asking to get us to go back and fill this out. With that said - I'm not sure what to put here but I am sure that the show was good. We have good shows. Unless we don't. And even then we're going to tell you that they're good. 

Direct download: Show313-ButFirst.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:55pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: RodManInterview.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:34am EDT