A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
The most mediocre time you'll ever have.

The end. - d

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Merry Christmas to all of you and we hope you and your families have a wonderful New Year! There's not much planned for the Dennis'. This is going to sound sort of lame, but I think the vibe around the studio and even with most of our families is to try and work on health. I have a feeling that you're going to be seeing a lot of that in the new year. It only makes sense with all of us eating healthier and pulling back a bit on the drink. (HEAVY on the drugs!) But thank you guys for supporting the show. I can truly say that it is an honor to try and make you guys laugh. We're very blessed boys. 

Love ya,

d

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**Special Guests: Angel Rivera and Pedro Lima**
- Celebrating Puerto Rican Christmas with Angel Rivera and Pedro Lima.
- Discussion on the uniqueness of Puerto Rican Christmas traditions.

**Festive Topics:**
- Pedro's humorous take on traditional eggnog.
- Pitorro: Exploring this Puerto Rican holiday drink.
- The story of Angel's stolen donkey.
- The vibrant and party-centric nature of Latin Christmas celebrations.
- Appreciating the offerings of Latin bakeries during the festive season.
- Exploring the tradition of 'Mummering'.
- Discussions on inward talking and its peculiarities.
- The intriguing 'Poop Log' tradition.
- Recounting Christmas Eve parties and their liveliness.
- A memorable story about dancing with a police officer.

**Additional Topics:**
- Amusing insights into tiny cooking videos.
- Tom's revelation about his AOL screen name being "TRT".
- A dive into the world of AI in music creation.
- Light-hearted conversation on the topic of pornography.

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Happy Friday!

Thanks for checking out the show, folks, and I hope you all have a fantastic weekend! It looks like I'll be rolling solo most of this weekend due to Maisie's dance schedule. This should give me enough time to work on the electric scooter. I'm really excited to see you guys tomorrow night, and for those planning to come out, please be very careful. Remember, don't drink and drive. Opt for an Uber or find a designated driver. They're saying the weather might be pretty wet, but it should be fun nonetheless. A big congrats to Traci and Seth on their beautiful little baby girl. See you guys on Monday!

d

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1. **BDM Christmas Party Announcement**: Only BDM members can attend the party, and they'll be updated on the location and details. There's an expectation of bad weather with massive storms and a cold front.

2. **Attempted Interview with the 'Florida Joker'**: Discussion about this personality led to a broader conversation on the financial aspects of being an influencer.

3. **Changes in Dining Out Experiences**: Tom shared his thoughts on how the experience of going out to eat has evolved and speculated on future changes, including automation and the use of robots.

4. **Gift from an Old Radio Listener**: Dan received a unique trash can reminiscent of the ones found at 7-11s in the 1990s, which was a gift from a listener.

5. **Youthful Mischief**: There was a conversation about whether the hosts had ever stolen road cones or street signs during their younger years.

6. **Dan's Update on Hip Injections**: Dan shared his disappointment with the ineffectiveness of his recent hip injections and the awkwardness of the procedure.

7. **Healthcare Perspectives**: Both Tom and Dan expressed reluctance about visiting doctors in the future.

8. **Obsession with the Ham Sisters**: Dan talked about his fascination with Korean Dog Models, the Ham Sisters.

9. **OctoMom Discussion**: Dan humorously mentioned how OctoMom had an impact on his views on sexuality.

10. **Seth's Newborn Baby Update**: Seth joined the show to share news and stories about his newborn baby girl.

11. **Humorous Personal Stories**: Both Tom and Seth shared some comedic and slightly gross stories about their bathroom experiences.

12. **Unveiling of the Baby Tampon Car or Lil' BaddCat**: The show featured the introduction of a new concept or item, though the context is unclear.

13. **90's Nostalgia Bit**: The show concluded with a nostalgic segment involving Sam drinking a shot glass of breast milk.

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Indulge in the finest moments of the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan," airing weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. As one of the pioneering FM talk radio stations, Real Radio 104.1 has been a trailblazer, and Tom & Dan have been the captivating voice of the reluctant night show. Why reluctant, you ask? Well, after two decades in the radio industry, they've experienced its unforgiving nature, but they've gracefully transformed it into a realm of delightful silliness. Thank you for being a part of their journey and tuning in!

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Thanks so much to those of you who caught this live on Twitch or YouTube. We've really been having a good time with that lately and have a good group of folks over there that are hanging out in the chat room. Find the links at the bottom of the page. Here's to another "almost to the holidays" weekend! Man, it seems like when it gets to be this time of year that the time is just straight flying! Mai is dance crazy, so I will be trying to work on the e-scooter, and this time, I honestly think I've got all the parts I need to button it up! We'll see. I know that you guys are going to be copying and pasting these notes back to me when I eventually sell the damned thing to a person who can finally finish it. Tom was right. 

Thanks again for supporting the show, and see you Monday,

d

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1. **E-vite Fiasco**: Discussion on the workaround for an e-vite account, highlighting the show's resourcefulness.

2. **Spencer Gift's Surprise**: Tom's shocking experience at Spencer Gift's with "naughty" Christmas sweaters, including audio from Tommy's voice.

3. **Ross' New Venture**: Ross has received his certification to become a personal trainer, with Tom commenting on the difficulty of working out.

4. **Ozempic and Random Health Topics**: Conversations about the medication Ozempic, random boners, and moles.

5. **Ross' New Segment**: Introduction of "Ross' Explosion of the Week," featuring the Battle of the Crater in Virginia.

6. **Tom's Routine Woes**: Tom expresses frustration with Crystal moving his stuff, affecting his routine.

7. **Personal Training Specialization**: Ross's idea to specialize in "baby steps for whales."

8. **Subway Subs Deception**: Dan recalls a company owning Subway Subs and its misleading name "Doctors and Associates."

9. **Smoking Post-Sex**: Pondering the allure of smoking after sex.

10. **Celebrity Contacts and Self-Advice**: Dan wonders about the number of celebrity phone numbers in one's phone and listener advice on self-induced vomiting.

11. **Debary Joe's Baconator Incident**: Debary Joe's story of performing a self-Heimlich maneuver due to choking on a Wendy's Baconator.

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And just like that, another weekend was born. Special thanks to Brendan Oconner from Bungalower and the Bus and Bugalower.com for his time today. We're very lucky to have that dude pop by. All of us here hope that you have good weekends and make sure you like and subscribe and all that stuff that the kids tell you to do.

- d

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1. **Tom's School Event Escape**: Tom shares his experience at the Winter Wonderland school event, taking a cue from Dan and opting to hang out in his car for some personal time.

2. **The Impact of Dad's Involvement in School Events**: A discussion on what it means for children when their fathers are actively involved in school activities.

3. **Toilet Paper Preferences**: Dan brings up a humorous issue with Tom's choice of fancy toilet paper, sparking a light-hearted debate.

4. **Brenden's Appearance**: Brenden joins Tom and Dan to close out the remainder of the show, bringing his unique insights and humor to the table.

5. **Sam's Exciting Day**: The team has a lighter note-taking day as Sam is off to adopt a new puppy from Pet Rescue by Judy, bringing joy and anticipation to the group.

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Indulge in the finest moments of the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan," airing weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. As one of the pioneering FM talk radio stations, Real Radio 104.1 has been a trailblazer, and Tom & Dan have been the captivating voice of the reluctant night show. Why reluctant, you ask? Well, after two decades in the radio industry, they've experienced its unforgiving nature, but they've gracefully transformed it into a realm of delightful silliness. Thank you for being a part of their journey and tuning in!

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