"We're talking about show notes! We're talking about show notes... We ain't talking about the show! We're talking about show notes, man! When you come to the studio, and you see me record... You see me record, don't you?" - d

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* [TuneIn: A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Corporate-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-p1836090/)

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Thanks for hanging out today, folks! - d

###

- **Friday Free Show Livestream Highlights:**
  - Always lying about cruises.
  - Encounter with a waterpark infested with fleas.
  - Tom undergoes a nerve test.
  - Discussion about a carpal tunnel treatment robot.
  - Buying running shoes with the aid of a fancy foot scanner.
  - Jokes about slappy flat feet.
  - Tom's humorous remark: "My long boy's still touching."
  - Seth's ordeal of cleaning up pee in the dojo.
  - Traci calls in to express her frustration with Seth's lying.
  - Volvo described as the Donatello of cars, referencing the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
  - Tips on how to jump-start a car.
  - A cop accidentally shoots his own car.
  - Mention of a character known as the Sandwich Bad Boy.

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- [TuneIn: A Mediocre Time with Tom & Dan](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-p393884/)

**A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan:**

- [Apple Podcasts: A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-corporate-time-with-tom-and-dan/id994667625)
- [Google Podcasts: A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5saWJzeW4uY29tLzYxOTc2L3Jzcw?sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj6x-_il7mBAxX2moQIHRosAQwQ9sEGegQIARAD)
- [TuneIn: A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Corporate-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-p1836090/)

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- [Check out Tom & Dan Watering Holes](https://www.tomanddanwateringholes.com/) for great food and drinks while connecting with fellow listeners.

Indulge in the finest moments of the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan," airing weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. As one of the pioneering FM talk radio stations, Real Radio 104.1 has been a trailblazer, and Tom & Dan have been the captivating voice of the reluctant night show. Why reluctant, you ask? Well, after two decades in the radio industry, they've experienced its unforgiving nature, but they've gracefully transformed it into a realm of delightful silliness. Thank you for being a part of their journey and tuning in!

Thanks so much to those of you who caught the livestream! And thanks again to Ross for his time today, and make sure you go like and subscribe to his podcast, too! Happy Super Bowl weekend, and I hope you guys make the most of it. Eat wings, kiss your significant other, don't drink and drive, and have a candy bar. - d

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• **Maisie's Encounter**: Maisie met Mama Kelce, sparking an unexpected series of events.
  - **Gym Antics**: Ross and Shaq's hot tub moment in the gym.
  - **Inside Information**: Tom devises an elaborate plan to befriend Mama Kelce for inside gambling tips.
  - **Superbowl Traditions**: A discussion on the use of Roman numerals in the Superbowl.
  - **The Year Ahead**: Proclaiming this as "The Year of Enemies."
  - **A Canine Adventure**: Ross's temporary dog-napping escapade.
  - **Retail Rumbles**: An altercation at Costco and a memorable encounter with Mrs. Shaq at the self-checkout.
  - **Tom’s Philosophy**: "That's 48 socks you gotta shit in," a unique take from Tom Vann.
  - **Travel Tales**: Delving into the necessity of Nepal sh*t bags.
  - **Celebrity Sightings**: Back to stories about Shaq, including autographs and encounters.
  - **Character Chronicles**: The intriguing tales of Runny Nose Man, also known as Gag King, and his interactions with Shaq.
  - **Musical Moments**: Reflecting on "Short People" by Randy Newman and a special needs Randy Newman impersonation.

### Stay Connected:
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- [TuneIn: A Mediocre Time with Tom & Dan](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-p393884/)

### A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan:
- [Apple Podcasts: A Corporate Time](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-corporate-time-with-tom-and-dan/id994667625)
- [Google Podcasts: A Corporate Time](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5saWJzeW4uY29tLzYxOTc2L3Jzcw?sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj6x-_il7mBAxX2moQIHRosAQwQ9sEGegQIARAD)
- [TuneIn: A Corporate Time](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Corporate-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-p1836090/)

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### Join the Live Stream Party:
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### Discover Tom & Dan Watering Holes:
- [Tom & Dan Watering Holes](https://www.tomanddanwateringholes.com/) for food, drinks, and bonding with fellow listeners.

### Today's Tom & Dan LIVE Stream Highlights:

- Sam takes the lead at a Fairvilla event with spicy trivia to kick things off.
- Andrea and Maisie are on packing duty for Dan, ensuring he's concert-ready.
- Exploring the dynamics of attending concerts solo.
- The convenience of hotel check-ins via phone is discussed.
- PigTits Krystine brings the Megacon excitement directly to the listeners.
- A deep dive into the spectrum of celebrity photos, from casual to formal.
- Tom's unwavering willingness to heed any woman's request is humorously examined.
- HS Dance Nationals bring a competitive edge to town, with Tom stepping into the role of judge.
- A no-holds-barred discussion on the worst smells, challenging the throne of poop's pungency.
- Nostalgia hits with a conversation on caller ID and the era of cordless phones.
- The benefits and challenges of training in cold water are explored.
- An amusing recount of an encounter with Walmart's customer service chat.
- The art and etiquette of serving in restaurants gets a spotlight.

### Stay Connected:

- [Website: Tom & Dan](https://tomanddan.com/)
- [Twitter: Tom & Dan on Twitter](https://twitter.com/tomanddanlive)
- [Facebook: Tom & Dan on Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/AMediocreTime)
- [Instagram: Tom & Dan on Instagram](https://www.instagram.com/tomanddanlive/)

### Tune In & Turn Up:

- [Apple Podcasts: A Mediocre Time with Tom & Dan](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan/id308614478)
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- [TuneIn: A Mediocre Time with Tom & Dan](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-p393884/)

### A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan:

- [Apple Podcasts: A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-corporate-time-with-tom-and-dan/id994667625)
- [Google Podcasts: A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5saWJzeW4uY29tLzYxOTc2L3Jzcw?sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj6x-_il7mBAxX2moQIHRosAQwQ9sEGegQIARAD)
- [TuneIn: A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Corporate-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-p1836090/)

### Unlock the BDM Vault:

- [Join the BDM crew at BDM Registration](https://tomanddan.com/registration) for extra shows, OG episodes, and private BDM parties.

### Rock Our Swag:

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### Join the Live Stream Party:

- Experience our daily live streams on [Twitch](https://www.twitch.tv/tomanddanlive) or [YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/user/amediocretime).

### Discover Tom & Dan Watering Holes:

- [Check out Tom & Dan Watering Holes](https://www.tomanddanwateringholes.com/) for the ultimate food and drink experiences, ensuring you're always in good company.

Indulge in the finest moments of the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan," airing weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. As one of the pioneering FM talk radio stations, Real Radio 104.1 has been a trailblazer, and Tom & Dan have been the captivating voice of the reluctant night show. Why reluctant, you ask? Well, after two decades in the radio industry, they've experienced its unforgiving nature, but they've gracefully transformed it into a realm of delightful silliness. Thank you for being a part of their journey and tuning in!