A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
The most mediocre time you'll ever have.

Thanks to all of you kids for checking out today's show. I don't think that I've laughed that hard in a really, really long time. Although we entitled today's show "Scruff McGruff", the funniest part to me was the "Tom Ticket Challenge" falling into complete chaos. And when I say complete chaos…I mean COMPLETE CHAOS. I have never laughed harder!!! Truly.

On today's show:

-Porn 

-Lazy Uberman

-Food remorse

-Burn the French witch

-Dobots

-Refunds

-#GiveHImBread

-Cockamamy schemes from wild men

-Baby macho man Randy Savage

-Orlando Indie Comedy Fest

-Wigs

-Shaving pubes

-McGruff crime dog and D.A.R.E 

-Whale puke

-#Whatsit?!

-Finding dates in church

-BDM ticket challenge

-HELLO?! ( party chat )

Ok, thanks kids. Thanks for listening and we'll see you next week.

All the best and you guys are the greatest listeners in the world!

d

Direct download: Show333-ScruffMcGruff.mp3
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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: PaulyShoreInterview.mp3
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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: AGG2M-WalletDreams.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:23pm EDT

Thanks to all of you guys for listening, downloading, and supporting the show. We've got a lot of irons in the fire and trust me when I tell you it's a lot of good stuff. Hopefully in the next few months, we'll be moving the studio and getting our own building. We've partnered with Universal Orlando for Halloween Horror Nights and we're the first and only podcast who has held that crown. We could not be more proud of this and we're excited to have such a great media partner. (Oh…and if you don't have tickets yet for Halloween Horror Nights - here's the link that we'd like for you to use: CLICK HERE!

We had a blast today and we're really, really, really excited for all of you to join us.

On today's show:

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-Dreads

-HHN sponsorship!

-Banking

-Tom takes pop pop out for his birthday

-Tom’s milk heating debacle

-Dan won Best Local Celebrity from Orlando Sentinel

-Curious George

-Doctors and insurance

-Middle East, you so crazy!

-Sean Finnerty sits in!

-Racism

-Fireball run

-Tampons

-Halloween

Thanks kids! Get those HHN's tickets and we'll see you all next week!

All the best,

 

d

Direct download: Show332-MonkeyDonuts.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:39pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: BobcatGoldthwaitInterview.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:51am EDT

Hey there gang! 

This is one of the most exciting things that we've done in the history of the podcast - "A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan" is the first podcast in the history of Halloween Horror Nights to be an official media partner! 

We're SO stoked about this milestone and you can really help us out with this one! We know that a great deal of you guys already plan on getting tickets (I know that I'll be there!) and you can do so by using the OFFICIAL "A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan" ticket link. 

HERE: www.halloweenhorrornights.com/orlando/index.html?__source=rd.uo.hhn2015.TomAndDan

 

Tom and I also got to do something that I'm almost certain has never been done before; we got a full "lights on" tour of the "Jack Presents: 25 Years of Monsters and Mayhem" maze that will be debuting at this year's event! Don't worry, we don't give away much - or do we? Friend of the show and fellow BDM Member, Mike Aiello - Director of Entertainment and Creative Development for Universal Orlando, gives AMT listeners a crash course of who he is. And if that wasn't enough we also give you a personal tour of one of the greatest, if not the greatest, "HHN Icon's" new 2015 maze. Like we said, we could not be more proud to have Universal Orlando as a partner this year and we think that you'll really love the show! Enjoy!

Direct download: HHN2015BehindTheScenes.mp3.mp3
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Thanks to all of you for downloading. We've got the BDM event tomorrow and Tom and I are busy getting ready for that so lets get right to it. Here's what we talked about today:

-Jimmy 159 is here

-Jimmy’s camper

-Diaper genies

-College is a business

-Tom and Jimmy’s escape plan from Dan

-Jimmy’s cooking show

-#FoodPoison

-“Bad at Life” competition

-Pillow fights

-Rapid fire with the Eagle

-Drunk public sex

-Old school porn

-Old commercials

Thanks kids…BDM's - we'll see you tomorrow. Thanks for listening, guys! All love!

 

d

Direct download: Show331-NeverForget.mp3.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:21pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: BruceBruceInterview.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:38am EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: AGGTM-Socks.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:13pm EDT

We're sorry (or not sorry) that the show is a little aryl this week. Tom and I will be taking a little bit of time to be with our families and then we'll be back at it on Monday. We're doing our best to crank out all of the shows that we need so we can take time off - but you will still get all of the shows that we like to promise. As you know - we're not massive fans of "Best Of." It never truly is "Best Of."

On today's show:

-Fantasy Football business deal

-Mail problems

-Positive stereotypes

-Jerks parking

-Going to Mars

-Running with the bulls

-The trombone killer

-Spitting

-#BH Stargate

-Tom vs a wolf

-Ricardo Grimes

-Ball play

-Eyes to eyes

-I’m no scientist, as you know…

-#TeamSqueeze

-James Gandolf-fini with pepperoni stick wand

-Big ticket challenge

Don't forget that we have tons of new merch on the website and brand new hats on TomandDan.com. These are the greatest hats that we've ever had and I'm - personally - in love with them. Head over there and grab them while you can. 

All the best and we'll see you when we get back from our small vacation. 

 

d

Direct download: Show330-RicardoGrimes_1.mp3
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