A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
The most mediocre time you'll ever have.

Thanks for hanging with us this week, kids. We know a lot of you are already on vacation but neither of us are massive fans of the whole "Best Of" deal. I'll be honest and tell you that most any person who has ever "put together" "Best Of" knows - in their heart of hearts - that there is no such thing as that. Best Of. No such thing. Most people in radio just tell people that care even less than they do to "Pick anything that they can and fill the time that is needed until they come back." I digress.

On today's show:

-I wanna be a billionaire Tom tone

-Lina is doo doo twice a day in the bed

-Tom almost killed Samantha and her mom 

-Tom’s SUV is cleaner than Dan’s car

-Little Tommy pees too much at night

-Drawing straws/Rock, paper, scissors

-White rhinos

-Mr. Ugly

-Cuckold

-Dan should be a DJ

-Zach is here aka Burger

-Recount of the Chicago trip

-Winn-Dixie robbery

-The passing time blow job

-Tom wants fresh glaze

Thanks for listening folks and we here at, "A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan", wish you and your family the best Thanksgiving EVER! Have fun kids! Share some pictures with us and we'll see you next week!

d

Direct download: Show342-ThanksgivingSpectacular.mp3
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Yo Joe! Here's to hoping that we're both going to see you at tomorrow's "Bad at Business Beerfest." On tonight's show:

-Sweating crazy

-Wristband fiasco

-The trailer is overloaded with merch

-The General can’t help Tom

-Tom’s getting a vasectomy 

-Kramer urologist

-Ross fainted while giving blood

-Alabama Asian

-Getting the business license

-Tom got scammed with OSHA poster

-What’s coleslaw?

-Throwing away food

-Kenya traffic jam

-Coolest cooler update

-Chinese wine

-Getting caned

-Eat your soil kids!

-Concussions

-TP étiquette

See you tomorrow, kids!

d

Direct download: Show341-ChineseWine.mp3
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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: BonusCarlosMencia.mp3
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Hey there "Scumbags" and thanks for joining us for today's "A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan" show. For those of you that are asking, YES, we're still in the process of moving the studio but it's more of a process than we ever thought that it would be - but that's cool. Nothing easy is ever mega worthwhile. We're in the middle of doing it now and I'm sure that everything will be fine but it's just going to be longer and more drawn out than we had originally thought. So…there's that. Not to say that it's stressing us out or anything.

On today's show:

-Tom’s sister-in-law and the Hawaii story

-The old hot dog bit

-Big and Tall sizes

-Side or center debate

-We call king size shirts

-Ross= King of dungarees

-Tattoos

-JNCO’s are back

-Real estate talk

-Crocodile prison guards

-Laird Hamilton

-Pee Wee and adult theaters

Thanks guys! Thanks for joining us on Twitter, Facebook. Periscope, Instagram, Snapchat and whatever the hell else - you guys are the best listeners in the world and we hope that you know how much we love you!

See you Monday BDMs and see you in a week, everyone else!

d

Direct download: Show340-WizardHotdog.mp3
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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: EddieIfftInterview.mp3
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Thanks so much for checking out the show and we hope that you enjoy listening to it as much as we do creating it! It was a typical T&D show but we were more than excited to welcome back our friend and one of our all-time favorite listeners "Ron" back to the show! We'll see you guys next week!

On this week's show:

-Tom takes Pop Pop to the iDoctor

-Pop Pop makes inappropriate jokes

-Paying for prisoners healthcare

-We call Kevin Sutton  www.gofundme.com/blackfridayforkids

-Love Pantry

-Halloween dad fight

-We call Erick Weber

-Religious sacrifice

-Panda language

-Tom’s 2 cents argument

-Pappas licking

-The frog chronicles

-#PappasPride

-Christmas fireplace, no sound

-Borfen and Gorfen

Have a fantastic week and we'll see you BDM's Monday - and everyone else on the following Friday when we do it again!

d

Direct download: Show339-FrogChronicles.mp3.mp3
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