A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
The most mediocre time you'll ever have.

B. E. S. Tee.

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* Grumpy Tom and the bento boxes

* Massage Chungus

* Mask on in the shower

* Raw Dawg Ronnie

* Tongue f*cker

* Working in the same field as your parent

* Ross' news

* World's greatest laser

* Lady Gaga's dogs stolen

* Ross the birdwatcher

* I hate acclimation

* Show me what you're shakin!

* Disabled rapper

* Barbershop linger

* Quit f*cking with the disabled 

* Where's my ramp?!

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We. Are. Besties. - d

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* T&D Land Cruise announcement

* Seth's anxiety meltdown

* Pedophile killing Spawn 

* Cancer Batman 

* Standard fart attack 

* 2 Wife Crew is here! 

* Butthole City 

* Tom's Hontoon Island birthday adventure

* I like my paths wet

* Peepee mound

* Aggressive bumper sticker about autism

* 80s-90s ladies styles made them look older

* Date night dancing course

* Triggering songs that bring back memories

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Besties. - d

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Hey there folks!

You find me in a bit of a pickle as I try to edit this Tik-Tok video that we promised you guys! (If you don't know about TC and Sam's Tik-Tok Super Bowl bet, then you might want to go back a few shows and catch up!) But the video is up after many a curse word or 5 but it's there. Make sure you go and give us some love on the "TT." Just search TomandDanLive. We tried to keep most of it, if not all of the names the same. Ok. On to the show:

*Nothing to see here

* Sam's silhouette challenge

* Whoopee stories from the BDM page

* Mike B with the news

* Dicks out energy

* Eduardo Cubano

* Maskless grocery store

* 22 pounds of meth

* Butt slut * Guns n Noses

* Out or in? Nose ring challenge

* Tom hides Pig Tits painting during meeting

* Bam Margera meltdown

* Throwing Lombardi trophy


I gotta get out of here and see the fam!

Have a fantastic weekend and stay safe out there! - d

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Hey there, kids!


Welcome to this week’s Friday Free Show and welcome back to the show SAMANTHA! Man, it’s been strange here without you and I guess that we’re finally going to have to close the door when we pee. 😎


For those of you that might not know, Sam’s hubby Travis got a pretty scary case of the ol’ “Wuhan” and it actually put him in the hospital for a few days. Truly scary stuff but we are mega happy that not only he’s ok, but Sam didn’t even get the virus! (We’re still not sure how this works - how you get it - who can get it - whatever the hell. That’s just more of a reason to do what you should and to be safe out there.) So, we’ve been without our fearless producer for the past 2 weeks. With that said, here are all of the ways that you can listen to the show and then we’ll get into the normal show notes. As always, thanks for listening, thanks for watching and sharing the videos, and thanks for the support. It’s the most important energy in the T&D universe. With that said:


You can find us on Twitch HERE: www.twitch.tv/tomanddanlive

You can find us on YouTube HERE: https://www.youtube.com/user/AMediocreTime

Other podcasts aggregates or scrapers:

Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan/id308614478

Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-show

TuneIn: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-Podcast-p393884/

iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1248-a-mediocre-time-with-tom-30696640/

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0IMs3hgNDuD6qI8ldHMWvH

On this week’s show:

* Scheduling an ending for the show- show #1000?

* Bernie a bear?
* Blow machine
* DadCraft
* Level 10 Carl at it again
* Teen antics during the pandemic
* Paying for state park parking
* "Vogue" song by Dan
* Sometimes your best work is your worst work 
* Mixing seltzers
* Ross got a kidney stone
* French orgy shut down for covid curfew
* Which comedian squeezed the tits?
* Bigfoot hunting season
* Church of Satan house burned down
* DB Cooper suspect died
* The Nick and Doug show
* Survival nerd Youtube videos
* Mud engineers- Woman Builder
* No umbrellas at Tomb of the unknown soldier
* Marilyn Manson- on brand?
* Superbowl prop bets 
Have a fantastic "big game Sunday" and we'll see everyone back on Monday for BDM shows and ACT tapings on Twitch! Thanks for listening, watching, and being part of the community. - d
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I assure you we can do better than this. - d

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* Doctors and diagnosis

* Career day at school

* Maisie sleeps like a homeless person

* Andrea's triggered by Kokomo

* Kid swap

* Real women

* BDM show funnier without Sam?

* Explaining death to kids

* Hot dog condiments

* Romance vs Erotic novels

* Crystal's wooden chandelier

* Football stats meme

* WWE streaming deals

* Prop gambling/cheating

* Titty Sombrero

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Hey there, gang! We hope that these show notes find you well and happy Friday! We made it! So, I'm about to close up shop and the question of the hour is, where the hell are the new Tom and Dan hats that we ordered a few months ago!?! Man...they said that they shipped on the 15th and now I'm starting to get worried. Oh, small business fun! LOL Let's get to the good stuff:

On this week's show:

* Choppering on the Publix Pilgrimage

* Crystal makes Butler nervous

* Everything is a dong

* Crystal's TMJ

* What is romance?

* Cincinnati stickup

* Concrete robot

* Claudia call in to talk about her romantic fiance

* "The string is wrapped around my boner" -Tom Vann

* Religious hospitals

* Milk your t's!

* Unlimited BJs for a year to have another baby

* Chomp job * 90s Winnie the Pooh

* Bon Jovi at the inauguration

* Could you kill a bird with your boner?

* 100th day of school-themed day


Have a wonderful and safe weekend and thanks for all of the support and interaction that you guys bring to the show. It means more than you could ever understand. ♥️ See ya Monday! - d

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Have a great Saturday! - d

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* The leak in the studio

* Butler chopped the outlet and got shocked
* "Breakthrough the boundaries!" -Tom Vann
* 8-10 I pee in the drawer
* Tom's karate kick-- something popped!
* Moe Dewitt jingles
* Teacher and underage student news story 
* Cure for hypochondria?
* Species that went extinct in 2020
* Cumcicles
* Seth farted and didn't realize he was peeing himself
* Grift truck bit
* Blood dog
* Summer Aiello ruins Butler's Double Dare lie
* Editing karaoke lyrics
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