A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
The most mediocre time you'll ever have.

Hey there, kids! 

Thanks for downloading and thanks for your time. Truly. 

So today was a little different in the fact that we were missing our dear producer Samantha, so the show notes are going to be complete crap. By crap, we mean that there are very little notes. As in none. We don't take the time to do that because we're idiots. BUT, with that said, it was a hilariously funny show featuring our very good friend Chris Fisher from the BYOCB podcast on news! So I'm off to do the 200th episode of "Scotch and Good Conversation" so look out for that and we'll talk to all of you on Monday! 

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Before we get into the nut of the show, it's been a minute since I've been able to tell you all of the different places that you can listen to the show at. Obviously, the easiest and number 1 is from the FREE "Tom and Dan app." Man, it seems like we've had an app for years and that's because we have. One of the first to do it locally for listening and not just communication, we're always looking to improve on the app and make it better. Like most things, it's not perfect, but it gets better every time that we attempt to update it. If you're like most people and have an Android device, you can find the app HERE. Most, if all of the complaints that we've had about the app, frequently come from the Android side. I think that's just because there's such a wide variety of smartphones out there so it can be a bit tedious. If you're an Apple turd, like most of us on the show, you can find your version of our app HERE. With anything, we are nothing without your participation and feedback. If you do have trouble with the app or if you find something that you think we need to correct, please email us at Show@TomandDan.com so we can pass that on to our developers. It really does help because we're always updating and trying to improve. 

Other podcasts aggregates or scrapers:

Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan/id308614478

Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-show

TuneIn: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-Podcast-p393884/

iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1248-a-mediocre-time-with-tom-30696640/

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0IMs3hgNDuD6qI8ldHMWvH

Direct download: Show527-WifePrankWars-EDIT_2.mp3
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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: AdeleGivens2.mp3
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"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies." 

Direct download: AGGTM-VINTAGEWATCHES.mp3
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Good whatever-time-of-the-day, my friends! Tom, Sam, Travis, and I thank you for taking the time to download and listen to our show! With all of the BS that seems to be swirling in the world, we hope that we can be a little bit of fun, of silly, of mindless entertainment, and that we can ease you into another beautiful summer weekend! 

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There's tons of new merch at www.TomandDan.com. We've got beach towels, summer tank tops, sunglasses - all sorts of fun stuff. Head over when you've got a little bit of free time and pick up a little something for yourself for someone that you love. 💖 To jump directly to merch, please CLICK HERE. 

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Before we get into the nut of the show, it's been a minute since I've been able to tell you all of the different places that you can listen to the show at. Obviously, the easiest and number 1 is from the FREE "Tom and Dan app." Man, it seems like we've had an app for years and that's because we have. One of the first to do it locally for listening and not just communication, we're always looking to improve on the app and make it better. Like most things, it's not perfect, but it gets better every time that we attempt to update it. If you're like most people and have an Android device, you can find the app HERE. Most, if all of the complaints that we've had about the app, frequently come from the Android side. I think that's just because there's such a wide variety of smartphones out there so it can be a bit tedious. If you're an Apple turd, like most of us on the show, you can find your version of our app HERE. With anything, we are nothing without your participation and feedback. If you do have trouble with the app or if you find something that you think we need to correct, please email us at Show@TomandDan.com so we can pass that on to our developers. It really does help because we're always updating and trying to improve. 

Other podcasts aggregates or scrapers:

Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan/id308614478

Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-show

TuneIn: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-Podcast-p393884/

iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1248-a-mediocre-time-with-tom-30696640/

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0IMs3hgNDuD6qI8ldHMWvH

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On this week's show:

* Seth farted in front of his young girlfriend

* Gen-z terminology test for Seth 

* "Spill the Beans"

* D pics

* STD's

* Seth's turtles/Punchin Turtles

* Holey Moley show

* Gripes and Gratefuls

* Emails

* Conquistador ghosts/Ghost blowing in your face

* Sh*thead Seth

* Seth's news

* Cross removal

* O.J. on Twitter

* Facebook warehouse PTSD death

* "Phone Bone" - horns on back of the head from looking down at phone too much 

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Yeah. We know it's heavy. We'll see you all on Monday. We'll take it up with you them. 

d

Direct download: Show526-SpillTheBeans.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:39pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: GuyTorry6.mp3
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"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies." 

Direct download: AGGTM-61919-THREESTOOGES.mp3
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Going out to Olive Garden for my daughter's birthday. She is a culinary swine. I'll fill this out in the AM. Love you all! - d

Direct download: Show525-StuffinTheMusket.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:28pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: MichaelYoInterview.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:53pm EDT

"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies." 

Direct download: AGGTM-WINNDIXIESHOESHINEKIT.mp3
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Hey there, gang! How's things?

First of all, thanks to all of the BDM's who subscribe and help us to do this every single week. You guys are so f'n awesome! We love doing this - but we would be nothing without you. We have the best listeners in the world. If only we had the best show in the world. 😳

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On this week's show:

*Mister Fans

* Tom pre-mayonnaise'd Dan's buns

* Toms house almost flooded

* Heroic acts vs heroes

* Mail on Male

* Gross things kids do

* Dreams- Tom likes listening to his kids' dreams

* Never eat a dead man's cookies

* Drug freakout stories/calls

* Buying alcohol for minors

* Crystal stops by

* Dan and Andrea's biggest fight- FaceTime

* Show the Badge 

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That's it, kids! Tomorrow is the big BDM BBQ - and then later that night I'll be hanging out at the big BYOCB 4-Year Anniversary Party because you just can't have enough good podcast, milestone, parties! 

And on that note - we'll see you next week!

d

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Category:general -- posted at: 5:10pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: CocoaBrownInterview.mp3
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"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies." 

Direct download: AGGTM-EROTICDENTISTRY.mp3
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