Consistancy. Yep. - d

Well, that was fun! It had been a solid minute since we’d seen our friend RonRon. We even get into a little bit of that. Oh, and before you ask, YES the show is a little bit shorter than normal. We’ve got to pull back a bit. We’re flipping’ killing ourselves! We hope that you’ll understand. We’re just not going to crank out the 3-hour+ shows anymore. Or at least we’re going to try. But who are we kidding? We’ll do this like twice and then we’ll be back to normal. 

With all of that said, on this week’s show:

* BDM Ron is here! 

* Crackreational

* Whipmaster apprentice 

* Grift truck auction- Seth call

* Expiration dates

* Blacking out on sleeping pills and alcohol

* Porn questions- condoms/"lips"

* Flight protocols

* Butt plug in toilet 

* Butt storage wars

* Moca powder loads 

* Small talk with Butler

* White Claw and Weed country song

* David Blaine poop

* Tommy puked in a McDonald's bag

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Thanks for watching us and we’ll see you again tomorrow on Twitch at 10am-ish. 

Like - subscribe - and use the alert thingy. - d 

Hi. Enjoy this batch of ACT content. We appreciate you listening. :) - d

I'm back. Damn. That took a second. There was an actual time that I didn't think me and my family were going to make it home. (You can listen to that entire story on tonight's ACT if you so care.) Here's all the plug stuff and look for the meat at the bottom. :)

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On this week’s show:

* Andrea yelled at a lady in the airport

* National Flip Flop Day 

* Baha I'm horny 

* Cake and eggs

* Uncle Carl boat story 

* Sandwich bag of frozen butts

* Arnold Palmer hand/foot job 

* Champagne Jesus Willy Nelson

* Tokyo Olympics

* Prison Olympics 

* The Dee Gees

* World's biggest kidneys

* Nuclear fusion

* Brooksville water tower

* Prank wars going strong

* Giving up is awesome

* Aqua cycle trike up St. Johns with Tuddle

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Have a fantastic weekend! To all of our Dads, we hope that you have a fantastic 2nd place day. And on that note, we'll see you next week! - d

Da best...

Well, I'm off on vacation! Not really much more to say other than I care for our listeners more than I ever have. All of you. Thanks for being so rad! - d

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* Tuddle is here

* Shit hits the fan radio bit

* Witch poon 

* Pulling a shotgun on fuck machine

* D-pics

* News granny

* Proper flops 

* Florida richmun 

* Tuck my hernia

* Estate sales

* Tuddle judging plants and soil 

* Farming

* Blood hog 

* Potato candy 

* TV show "Alone"

* Hitting a squirrel with a rock 

* Inside pools 

* Sex playlists 

* Radio stories

* Ranch water

* Andrea's mom and the hot dog 

* The future of the job market 

* Tom's beard dreams

* Siri voice change

* Which have you done more; Have sex or pump gas?

* Army of dead walrus'

* Ross's news

* Man stabs himself in court with a pen

* Ultramarathons

* Girl pushes grizzly bear 

* Tiger Habib

* Spain "Equality" stamps

* Sharking people

* Using public bathrooms

* Shit off

* Tortured Steve story