A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
The most mediocre time you'll ever have.

This is the continuation of AGGTM with Jim Philips but this is the uncensored hour. One of the thing that I know Jim really appreciates, is the freedom that we have when we can let it fly and say anything that we want. We love having him in so much that we gifted him that - the ability to speak as he would talk to us in the hallways back in the day at Real Radio. You should see the smile on his face when he's unchained. It's amazing and reminds me of the first time that Tom and I cracked the mic and said the F word. People say the F word. We all love the F word. All hail the F word. 

I love you guys. 

d

Direct download: UNCENSOREDJIMBONUSSHOW.mp3
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"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies." 

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The power went out. 

Yep. 

And it was during the very last portion of the show! It's was unlike anything that I've ever seen in power outages and extremely creepy. All of a sudden, all of the lights (we have standard fluorescents) started flickering in different patterns and going in and out rapidly. Sam, being Sam, started freaking out and I have to tell you I was right there with her! Thankfully, the battery backup systems that I've put in place worked and we could have actually kept recording through the entire outage. Score one for neuroses.  

On this week's show, we tried to take it back to normal. We know that the last couple of shows have either been on different days or crazy as F so we hope that you really enjoyed us taking it back to what I personally think that we do best - shoot the S. 

  • Busdeker’s nicotine stache
  • String the dick in the sink
  • Dan recorded a Samantics episode
  • Tom’s Colorado trip 
  • Tommy and Max ski lessons
  • Tommy loves Pink Panther 
  • Tom teaches his kids to lie about their age
  • Fyre Festival documentary 
  • Government shutdown and airports
  • Kissing after a BJ
  • Male cheerleaders at Super Bowl
  • Ketchup caviar
  • Tom squeezes Butler’s finger with his toes
  • Adult game nights
  • Power went out! 

If you haven't seen any of our shows on Twitch, I think you're really missing out. The best thing about this streaming platform is that you CAN catch the show live if you're so inclined or if you have the time. But, if that's not something that you can do, you can go back and watch older shows that are saved in our podcast library. It really is a great platform to watch, listen, and chat with other people that enjoy AMT. If you're new to all of this, here's a link: www.Twitch.tv/TomandDanLive - We're going to try to do more and more with this platform and we're mega excited!

Thanks to Sam, Travis and The Bus for always working so hard bringing their A game. They're the best! 

Have a wonderful weekend and we'll see you guys on Monday for all-new BDM and OG shows. (Yes, I know that we owe you an extra OG from last week. I'll make it up to you. That's a Dan Dennis promise.)

All the best,

d

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"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies." 

Direct download: AGGTM-TOEWARS.mp3
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Tomorrow. Tomorrow. I love ya. Tomorrow. - d

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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: LuenellInterview3.mp3
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"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies."

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Hey there, gang! 

I hope that these show notes find all of you well on this amazingly odd - sort of cold - sort of not - Sunday! The entire "A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan" team is in the studio today because we need to front load shows for Tom's trip to Colorado. Needless to say, we don't like "Best Of" but we do love recording so we're going to crank out some nice shows for your cats! 

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On this week's show:

  • Time for Slaves song
  • Tommy is going to be the snitch for T&D about Maisie and Max
  • Snowboarding/Skiing
  • Giving kids up for adoption older
  • Lying about your kids' age at theme parks, etc
  • Busdeker’s childhood
  • Would you do meth?
  • Trash dirt from the dump
  • Picking things out of the trash
  • CGI/Photoshop in pornos
  • Madonna’s booty implants 
  • Tub’s Up- Tom’s FB group for the hot tub community
  • Hot tub Tom and Jacuzzi Jess
  • Calling the cops/non-emergency number
  • Banishing words
  • Spreading ashes

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Thanks to everyone who actually caught the show live on Twitch. If that's something that you've never done, hit up www.Twitch.tv/TomandDanLive and you can watch all of our past shows. And if you don't have our app, search for "Tom and Dan" or "Mediocre App" in any of the App stores and you can snag that. It's the absolute best and easiest way to listen to the show and ALL of our content is on there. BDM shows and even "A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan" shows are on there and you can even leave us voicemail messages. 

Have a wonderful Sunday and we'll talk to all of you on Monday. Or tomorrow. Hahaha...

d

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Category:general -- posted at: 5:17pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

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All the best (worst) that you've come to expect. Well, not really but we're still off, traveling, and visiting family so we decided that we would gift you a big, fat, Mega Mix of a show to fill the void until we're all back in-studio next week. 

Have a wonderful Friday, we love you guys, and we'll talk to you on Monday! 

d

Direct download: TDMEGAMIX30.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:33am EDT

Happy Wednesday, gang! 

I know that typically we're in the studio, hammering out a new "A Gentleman's Guide to Manliness" or some "A Corporate Times" or something like that but oddly enough, we're still on a little bit of a break. Tom should be on his way to Miami or Marco. Samantha is probably at Disney or doing something really cool with her husband. And Butler is probably at a new dispensary that popped up and that he has yet to try out. Hahaha... With that said, for those of you that are back to work - don't feel bad. So am I. I'm actually at the studio right now uploading this and also looking into why our Twitch cameras have been getting all wonky lately. I get it. Then again, I really enjoy working and love what I do. But enough about that...

We have amazing friends and one of our greatest comedian friends is Camen Morales. She was in town for the holidays and even brought by a fellow comedian by the name of Bryan Vokey. Great folks and it's always a pleasure to have her and her friends stop by. They also have a podcast called "No Sir I Don't Like It." If you'd like to check out, use the link HERE: https://www.nosirpod.com/ They're great folks and it's a really funny show. 

With all of that said, have a fantastic Wednesday, please enjoy this T&D bonus show, and stay safe out there. People are insane. 

All the best,

d

Direct download: CarmenMorales_BryanVokeyBonusShow.mp3
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