A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
The most mediocre time you'll ever have.

"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies."

Direct download: AGGTM-MEMBERSONLYBRO.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:41pm EDT

Good morning, fine listeners! 

Dan here. I'm actually in my kitchen, the girls have left me and are out on an adventure, and I think I'm going to buy a pork butt and throw it in the smoker for when my Mother comes to join us tomorrow. This weather just begs you to sit outside, drink beer, and cook meat like a cave person! This would be my first of this season so I'm pretty flippin' excited. 

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Yesterday was one of the most fun times that I've had on the show because there's just something about the combo of Jon Busdeker and Seth Pepperoni that will never get old to me. Two of my absolute favorite guests, on the same show and we were just cutting it up! Thanks to both of them for taking time out of their schedule to come and hang with me, Tom, and Sam. What a fun evening! 

On this week's show:

  • Tuna can Dan
  • Sugar rehab
  • Coincidence stories
  • God of the gaps
  • COLECO Jack
  • Truckstop Christmas dinner
  • Best branded podcast
  • The Cauliflower Hour with Racist Turd
  • Every hole is a goal
  • Doo doo on the bowtie
  • Lick the tab

Even re-reading those show notes is making me crack up. It was a hell of a great time and thanks again to those of you that had the opportunity to join us LIVE on Twitch. If you have not already done so, head over to Twitch.TV/TomandDanLive and watch the LIVE video streams of all of our broadcasts. You can watch all ACT's on there, all Friday Free Shows and the only show that you really can't watch are BDM shows. I'm sure all of you already know this, but for new listeners, those shows are for members only and you can only watch and listen to them if you're a paid member. And you're in luck! We have kept the price of being a member at the lowest that it's ever been - with the "BDM Love-Meter" you can actually set your own price. It's hella cool. You get 2 extra shows a week and special parties that are only for BDM members. 

Ok, well, my "butt" is almost at room temp which is going to mean that it's time to rub it down and throw it in the smoker. Thanks to every single one of you for taking the time to drop us in your ear-holes and Tom and I will talk to you guys on Monday! 

All love,

d

Direct download: Show493-TunaCanDan.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:33pm EDT

"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies." 

Direct download: AGGTM-Decathalon.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:19pm EDT

There's really no guest that we've had on the show that's more polarising. Well, possibly Carlos Mencia but we all know that questioning a person for perhaps stealing jokes from other comedians, is way different than just doing nothing. That's precisely what Miike Busey has done to almost all of his haters. Nothing. I've only met the guy like 2-3 times, but he has always been nothing but respectful, kind, and genuine. I told him to his face that initially, I was one of those people who were like "Who the hell is this guy?" Then I sat and listened to him, and I'm glad that I did. He's a good dude. We hope that you get a kick out of having him on the show. 

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On this week's show:

  • Mike Busey and his midget army is here; Midget Mack and Lil' Jess
  • Miguel Colon Jr from Real Laughs is here
  • Juggalos love buttholes
  • Lumpcious and juicy
  • Dan is the Blade of little people 
  • The pyramid scheme of BJ’s 
  • Busey balls in 720p

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Thanks to everyone who caught the action live on Twitch. Thanks, as always to Mike Busey, Lil' Jess and Midget Mack for hanging with us yesterday and thanks to Jon Busdecker for stopping by. (We've loved having Jon come buy to hang and bring us his new segment "Get On The Bus." Tom and I hope that you all have amazing weekends and BDM members - we'll see you on Monday for BDM shows. (If you've been checking out Tom or Crystal's Twitter, then you know that they've already collected stories.) 

All the best and thanks for supporting and listening! 

d

Direct download: Show492-MikeBusey.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:04pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: KountryWayneInterview2.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:32pm EDT

"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies." 

Direct download: AGGTM-BEHINDTHEBEADS.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:50pm EDT

Good morning, folks. Feels good outside, right? 

Prepare yourself, and your social media feeds for all of the dashboard temperature pics that are coming. And oh are they coming!!! It's gonna be a bloodbath. 

Thanks to everyone who hung out with us for the LIVE streaming feed yesterday on Twitch. (If you still haven't checked it out, Tom and I think that you'll really enjoy it. It's a pretty fantastic streaming video platform that allows you to watch the show live, chat, hangout, and even tip the show if you're enjoying what you're seeing. Check out old shows at www.Twitch.tv/TomandDanLive - it's enjoyable!) It's always cool to interact with you guys and hang with you a bit. It really is the highlight of my week. And speaking of that, thanks to Ross for calling in! 😎

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On this week's show:

  • Mermaid Stayce from Weeki Wachee is here with Jade from Sea Life Orlando Aquarium
  • Fat Merman and the Gambling Octopus 
  • Butler’s punishment
  • Kissing the Devil’s Butthole
  • Ross calls in!
  • “My eyes feel warm” - Butler
  • Worst Halloween costume contest
  • The Shitten 

Ok. I guess I'm off to see the mermaids. Have a wonderful Saturday! 

d

Direct download: Show491-MuffinMermanandGambleOctopus.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:38pm EDT

"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies." 

Direct download: AGGTM-KRAMERCANDYDEALER.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:46pm EDT

Hi. - d

Direct download: Show490-ShesGotLegs.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:18pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: MazJabrani2.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:54pm EDT

"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies." 

Direct download: AGGTM-GOFORDABRONZE.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:44pm EDT