A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
The most mediocre time you'll ever have.

The best of the best of the best...for the best of the best of the best. - d

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Hey there, gang! And thanks for taking the time to press play on the show. Look - we know that there are tons of choices out there that you could make and do make when you're looking for something to throw in your brain. We appreciate each and every one of you for choosing us and taking a listen. Truly. You guys - the listeners - you are the only reason that we do this. We could just go back to shitty ol' radio...but then we wouldn't get to see all of you! Hahaha... I digress. Plus I'm f'n exhausted from Tuddle being on the show today. Trust me...you're in for a treat. 

On this week's show:

* 7-11 Rewards card

* Tom's overflooded gutter problem AGAIN

* Elevator button in the cold rain

* Lightning- Blow your button off

* Tom is the Lebron James of minding your business

* Butler is a Karen to a man at the airport

* Tom's sons saw the Bug-a-salt

* Skype with Tuddle

* Posedown!

* Pariah Mike's "Business Rainman"

* Tom helps Tuddle with business advice

* Oxy Potter and JK Rehab

* Tuddle's dad check-in 

* Hiding your coughing

* Wheel scooters

* Ja Rule's Greek deli 

* Celebrity show off

* Thriller video


Have a more than wonderful weekend guys! I know that sh*t is terrible right now for most of us. I mean...the part that truly hurts me the most is that I haven't been able to hug my Mama more than one time in 4 months. (she's older and I certainly don't want to get her sick.) I know that many - if not all of you are in exactly the same boat. Since we're all here - I'm just glad that we get the opportunity to laugh a little bit and power through all of this BS. That's all it is. We don't control it. We can only ride it. 

Here's to having a great weekend - being safe - and throwing love to all of those that we care about in our lives. 

All the best, guys! 


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Have a great Saturday, folks, and please enjoy this ACT Best Of hand-selected by our amazing producer, Samantha! - d

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Thanks, as always for tuning into the show. We are so, so glad that you joined us and hope that you had as much fun listening as we did flapping our gums. 

On this week's show:

* No Skip Vann song

* Skip gate

* Every dad's gotta die

* Tom's car got broken into 

* Cat man is a hero- Cat army

* Fight of the Navigator 

* Seth's douchebro news

* CleminLemon

* Dust storm halting hurricanes 

* Critic donkey

* History of frozen pizza

* More alien colonizations

* Chuck E. Cheese is shutting down 

* Butler almost shot his eye out with a Bug-a-salt

* History of graham crackers

* Opium enemas

* Shoot Seth's nards with Bug-a-salt

* Could you build me a daddy song


So there you have it! Check out the video on YouTube - just search "TomandDanLive" - we think that you'll dig it! And you can always watch LIVE on Twitch. www.Twitch.tv/TomandDanLive. We'll see you next week! Thanks for the support! - d

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Only the best. Nothing but. - d

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Hey, there gang!

Apologies for the notes being a few days late but it was important for me to enjoy a fine Taco Bell dinner with my family and undisturbed. Yep. That's really what we did. Now, on to the notes:

On this week's show:

Dan's bday- 44 OLD!

* Mastering masturbating

* Evolved Fights

* Stanima Jones

* Papus pillow

* Guess Who and board games

* Fatso Buttcut

* Snooping on phones

* Sharing misinformation

* Couple "rehomes" autistic child

* Seth's turtles die

* The Villages documentary 

* Shop LC

* Bargain Alert!!

* Bloodwork

* Dan watches Star Wars

* Butler's candy shame


Have a great week, guys! We love you and thanks for pressing play, ya'll. - d

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Only the best. - d

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Hey there, gang! 

Did you know that you can watch the show? We broadcast LIVE on Twitch, and all flagship shows are edited and then re-released on YouTube for those that love the video component of the show.

You can find us on Twitch HERE: www.twitch.tv/tomanddanlive

You can find us on YouTube HERE: https://www.youtube.com/user/AMediocreTime


Before we get to the notes, here's how to find us! 

Other podcasts aggregates or scrapers:

Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan/id308614478

Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-show

TuneIn: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-Podcast-p393884/

iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1248-a-mediocre-time-with-tom-30696640/

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0IMs3hgNDuD6qI8ldHMWvH

...I have no idea why there weren't any notes for today's show. It might have a little something to do with me drinking White Claw 70's and then switching to regular ol' WC. I digress. 

On this week's show:

* Erik is Optimerch Prime

* Down dentist
* Tom's Eastern block dentist
* Professional butthole mouth 
* Maisie's #RealTalk with Dan 
* We call Seth and Felicia to talk about Nunes fight
* Divorced dad pads
* Toad'n
* Leaving it in until flaccid
* Blowing up grills 
* Fish death 
* #TowelRackFoLife
* Splitting your pants 
Ok. Apologies again for the late notes. Stay safe out there, folks and throw some love this weekend. We'll see you on Monday!
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