A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
The most mediocre time you'll ever have.

"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies." 

Direct download: AGGTM-SUITBER-FIN.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:30pm EDT

From John's Twitter:

"It is with deep sadness we have to tweet this, but our husband & father John Witherspoon has passed away. He was a Legend in the entertainment industry, and a father figure to all who watched him over the years. We love you “POPS” always & forever. - The Witherspoon Family"

We were very lucky to be able to sit down with John a few times and our hearts are with the Witherspoon family at this time. We hope you enjoy the few times that we got to chat with John about his extraordinary life. 

d

Direct download: JohnWitherspoon-BOTHINTERVIEWS-FIN.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:50am EDT

Hey there, gang! 

Did you know that you can watch the show? We broadcast LIVE on Twitch, and all flagship shows are edited and then re-released on YouTube for those that love the video component of the show.

You can find us on Twitch HERE: www.twitch.tv/tomanddanlive

You can find us on YouTube HERE: https://www.youtube.com/user/AMediocreTime

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Before we get to the notes, here's how to find us! 

Other podcasts aggregates or scrapers:

Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan/id308614478

Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-show

TuneIn: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-Podcast-p393884/

iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1248-a-mediocre-time-with-tom-30696640/

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0IMs3hgNDuD6qI8ldHMWvH

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On this week's show:

* Jim Philips and Seth are here

* Philips facials

* Relationship advice from Philips

* Seth's Douchebro news

* Miley Cyrus nipple selfie on Instagram

* Hemorrhoid brothers

* Flying

* Medical marijuana

* Orgasms/vasectomies

* Pulling old man's t*tties

* Jim doesn't miss radio

* Rowing for exercise

* Jim's crow call

* "Sniper's Alley" - getting old sucks

* Learning banjo

* Mail on male

* Satellites

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Love ya'll,

 

d

Direct download: Show544-JimPhilipsVSSeth-FIN2.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:36pm EDT

Direct download: AGGTM-BOOKSINTHEBACKGROUND.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:27pm EDT

Hey there, gang! 

Did you know that you can watch the show? We broadcast LIVE on Twitch, and all flagship shows are edited and then re-released on YouTube for those that love the video component of the show.

You can find us on Twitch HERE: www.twitch.tv/tomanddanlive

You can find us on YouTube HERE: https://www.youtube.com/user/AMediocreTime

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Before we get to the notes, here's how to find us! 

Other podcasts aggregates or scrapers:

Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan/id308614478

Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-show

TuneIn: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-Podcast-p393884/

iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1248-a-mediocre-time-with-tom-30696640/

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0IMs3hgNDuD6qI8ldHMWvH

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On this week's show:

Tuddle. And a bunch of other stuff but with no Sam in here this week, our notes were really lacking. Apologies for that and we should be back to full strength on Monday! 

Have a great weekend! 

d

Direct download: Show543-TuddlesSquareGrooper-FIN.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:47pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: TacarraWilliams-FIN.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:38pm EDT

"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies." 

Direct download: AGGTM-TrainingDogs-FIN2.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:42pm EDT

Hey there, gang! 

Did you know that you can watch the show? We broadcast LIVE on Twitch, and all flagship shows are edited and then re-released on YouTube for those that love the video component of the show.

You can find us on Twitch HERE: www.twitch.tv/tomanddanlive

You can find us on YouTube HERE: https://www.youtube.com/user/AMediocreTime

...

Before we get to the notes, here's how to find us! 

Other podcasts aggregates or scrapers:

Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan/id308614478

Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-show

TuneIn: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-Podcast-p393884/

iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1248-a-mediocre-time-with-tom-30696640/

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0IMs3hgNDuD6qI8ldHMWvH

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On this week's show:

* If you're gonna be big, you gotta be smooth and tan

* 10-year event recap

* Radio war with Jim Colbert

* Beelzebub farted

* Big Tim shoves Jim Colbert's pillow in his pappas

* Pizza Party Friday

* Dan's trip to Chuck E. Cheese

* Old man token

* Tom forgot to pay SunBiz

* Big Tim's conspiracy news

* Double anus

* Aliens want pain pills

* Dan's 7-11 ladies

* Tim is going to shiz up Jimmy's house

* Mail on male

* Tim's dad came on a stripper's belly

* AIDs gadget

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Well, that's it for us and for this week. We cannot thank you enough for the support that you pour onto this show and how much we care about you - as listeners. I'm shutting the studio down and I'm going to do my best to sleep in tomorrow morning. (For those of you that know 4-year olds will all know that what I'm wishing for is virtually non-existent. 

Thanks for pressing play, ya'll! 

All the best and have a wonderful weekend! 

d

Direct download: Show542-JimmysPillow-FIN.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:44pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: BenjiBrown2-FIN.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:30am EDT

Hey there, gang! We're so lucky that we get the opportunity to not only pick Patrick Braillard brain (He's the creative development show director and writer at Universal Orlando!) but we're also allowed to walk through a house or maze with the LIGHTS ON and really take in all of the creative amazingness that these folks pour into the event that is Halloween Horror Nights! This year we were able to walk through the "Universal Monsters" house. These are basically the OG's of HHN! There would really be no Universal if it were not for these amazing, classic, movie monsters! We hope you enjoy the broadcast! 

Here are all the killer reasons you’ll love Halloween Horror Nights. Whenever you go, you should bring a scare buddy, since screams are better shared. (And if they’re more scared than you are, you’ll have someone to laugh at.)

BINGE YOUR FAVORITE HALLOWEEN TV SHOWS AND MOVIES IN REAL LIFE.

Enter haunted houses inspired by biggest frights of the 80s including Netflix’s STRANGER THINGSGhostbusters and Killer Klowns From Outer Space. Plus, face terrors from Universal MonstersUs and more.

DISCOVER NEW NIGHTMARES TO LOVE.

You’ll never know what to expect from the demented minds behind our original haunted houses, except for twisted artistry and horrors around every corner: yetis, ghosts, parasites and more.

YOU’LL BE JUST AS SCARED ON OUR STREETS.

If you think you can relax outside of the haunted houses, you’re dead wrong. Our scare zones are filled with scareactors on the prowl, including flesh-eaters of Zombieland: Double Tap, the brutal maniacs from Rob Zombie Hellbilly Deluxe and more.

THE ENTERTAINMENT ALONE WILL MAKE YOUR NIGHT.

Take a break from the scares and witness the spectacle of our two world-class shows, including the new Halloween Marathon of Mayhem and Academy of Villains: Altered States.

YOU CAN WEAR YOUR TERROR.

Whether you want to cloak your fear before your arrival or commemorate your survival, shop for themed merchandise online and at the event.

YOU’LL SCREAM ANOTHER WAY ON OUR RIDES.

You can experience some of the park’s most exciting rides and attractions which will be open during the event.

YOU CAN FEED YOUR FEAR.

Rest your voice from screaming and enjoy select dining locations, some featuring food and drinks themed to this year’s event.

Direct download: HHN2019-101019-FIN.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:12am EDT

"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies." 

 

Direct download: AGGTM-HAIRYSITUATIONS.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:00pm EDT

Hey there, gang! 

Before we get to the notes, here's how to find us! 

Other podcasts aggregates or scrapers:

Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan/id308614478

Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-show

TuneIn: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-Podcast-p393884/

iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1248-a-mediocre-time-with-tom-30696640/

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0IMs3hgNDuD6qI8ldHMWvH

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On this week's show:

* Butler chopped his long balls

* Tom offends Seth about his karate

* Seth's search for roofing tiles

* Real-life ninjer

* Tom and the PTA podcast

* Audio urethra

* Guinea pig getting water

* Banning dogs in establishments

* Service dog pushing a soldier in a field

* Red meat might not be that bad for you

* Obese-Wan Kanobi

* Kick that dookie out

* Aaron Carter's pulp piss

* Painting with turds coming out- Seth's ass

* Animal attacks

* Mail on male

* Poo poo waterfall

* Woody No-hairellson

* Memories of the past 10 years

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Hey ya'll...this is insane. As I type this, I'm the only person left at the studio and I sort of like it like that when I'm editing. This is a strange man's happy time. I'm so happy to be celebrating this with all of you tomorrow - downtown at Wall Street Plaza. (Google it!) BDMs...please get there around 5:30-6 pm and everyone else - either sign up to be a BDM member or just get down there at like 7 pm. It's a free party and might be the last one that we do for a hot minute. I've already been here too long and I've got to get home but you guys are the best listeners in the f'n world and we're so glad to celebrate this milestone with all of you! 

All love,

d

Direct download: Show541-ADecadeofDicadence.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:27pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: BigJayOakersonInterview.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:40am EDT

"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies." 

 

Direct download: AGGTM-DONTTHROWYOURSHOEATME.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:33pm EDT