A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
The most mediocre time you'll ever have.

The best segments from the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan" heard weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. Real Radio 104.1 is one of the original FM talk radio stations and Tom & Dan is their reluctant night show. Reluctant? Sure. They did radio for 20 years and it can be cruel. They're changing that into "silly." Thanks for listening! 

Direct download: BestofACT-November22-24-FIN.mp3
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That's right, Seth. Butts IS butts! (I still have no idea what that means!) Hey! Happy Thanksgiving week and weekend, everyone! Thanks to all of you who caught the "Friday Free Show" LIVE on a Wednesday and I'll let the bullet points speak for themselves! Have a wonderful and safe turkey day and buckle up for new stories and a real goodie! - d

On this week's show:

* Miss X and the Secrets Hideaway

* Butts is butts

* Squirt Lines

* Seth singing karaoke alone

* Black alien man 

* E-cars taking over 

* Hand sanitizer and tasers will set you on fire 

* Jungle Night Out

* Inappropriate chirp 

* Walmart theory 

* Baby poo face

* Who is better at licking the P ?

* Can't teach the yo-yo in one night

* Slick Rick's "Indian Girl"

* Jerry's American Kickin Class

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Get the Tom & Dan App HERE: 

Apple/iOS: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/tom-and-dan-mediocre-app/id395634581 

Android: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.tomanddan.mediocreapp&hl=en_US&gl=US

All of our content is hosted on our app and you can even use the “Mediocre Messages” feature to drop voicemails into the show. Or, if you don’t like the smart devices, just call 1844-TOMNDAN. Lucky for you, we’re old school. 😎

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For all audio versions of this garbage, please go HERE:

Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan/id308614478

Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-show

TuneIn: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-Podcast-p393884/

iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1248-a-mediocre-time-with-tom-30696640/

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0IMs3hgNDuD6qI8ldHMWvH

Thanks for watching us and we’ll see you again tomorrow on Twitch at 10am-ish. 

Like - subscribe - and use the alert thingy. - d

Love you more,

d

Direct download: 648-ButtsIsButts-FIN.mp3
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The best segments from the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan" heard weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. Real Radio 104.1 is one of the original FM talk radio stations and Tom & Dan is their reluctant night show. Reluctant? Sure. They did radio for 20 years and it can be cruel. They're changing that into "silly." Thanks for listening!

Direct download: BestofACT-November15-19.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EDT

Oh, how I hate you show notes. I spent the last 3 hours talking and yelling and laughing and having fun, and now you. All of the revelries come to a screeching halt, and now I have to sit here and type out some crap that even our oldest of listeners don't read! I mean, I consume podcasts and I have NEVER gone to the show notes of any show for anything! NEVER! Not once! But if you are here and you love show notes and all that they stand for, thank you. Truly. Now just press play the rest of the world. 

On this week's show:

* Sofas and Suds recap 

* Getting rid of the birds 

* Back that cloaca up 

* Circumcision later in life 

* Pubinators 

* Genital anesthesia 

* The Blade of dicks

* Lion Queen at the Bronx Zoo 

* Gunther the dog selling Madonna's mansion 

* Tourists break into colosseum to drink beer 

* Pee pee dogs ruining Dan's carpet 

* John Mayer detergent 

* Explaining to kids about going to the beach back in the day 

* Tom's Lyft driver and the belly dancer video

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Get the Tom & Dan App HERE: 

Apple/iOS: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/tom-and-dan-mediocre-app/id395634581 

Android: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.tomanddan.mediocreapp&hl=en_US&gl=US

All of our content is hosted on our app and you can even use the “Mediocre Messages” feature to drop voicemails into the show. Or, if you don’t like the smart devices, just call 1844-TOMNDAN. Lucky for you, we’re old school. 😎

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For all audio versions of this garbage, please go HERE:

Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan/id308614478

Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-show

TuneIn: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-Podcast-p393884/

iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1248-a-mediocre-time-with-tom-30696640/

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0IMs3hgNDuD6qI8ldHMWvH

Thanks for watching us and we’ll see you again tomorrow on Twitch at 10am-ish. 

Like - subscribe - and use the alert thingy. - d

Love you more,

d

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The best segments from the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan" heard weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. Real Radio 104.1 is one of the original FM talk radio stations and Tom & Dan is their reluctant night show. Reluctant? Sure. They did radio for 20 years and it can be cruel. They're changing that into "silly." Thanks for listening! 

Direct download: BestofACT-Novenber8-12-FIN.mp3
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Aye yo! 

Thanks to all of the folks who caught us LIVE, and to all of you who might be downloading or watching the Twitch reply on YouTube. You guys are the freaking best and I hope you know how much we appreciate it! Have a wonderful weekend and we'll see you out at "Sofas and Suds" this weekend! 

On this week's show:

* Seth's clown convention 

* Brass Against lead singer peed on a fan's face
* Moe Dewitt is here
* Does Dan need a conservatorship?
* New tech in cars to prevent drunk driving 
* DogTv
* Woman gives birth on ring doorbell
* Maroon Bells 
* Maisie and the Four Seasons 
* Doug the Horseman calls back 
* Gotta take the trash out at midnight 
* Hockey player kills a bat 
* Tug McGraw 
* Sonny Liston fires gun at Muhammed Ali 
* Dan got splashed by an SUV
 

Get the Tom & Dan App HERE: 

Apple/iOS: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/tom-and-dan-mediocre-app/id395634581 

Android: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.tomanddan.mediocreapp&hl=en_US&gl=US

All of our content is hosted on our app and you can even use the “Mediocre Messages” feature to drop voicemails into the show. Or, if you don’t like the smart devices, just call 1844-TOMNDAN. Lucky for you, we’re old school. 😎

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For all audio versions of this garbage, please go HERE:

Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan/id308614478

Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-show

TuneIn: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-Podcast-p393884/

iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1248-a-mediocre-time-with-tom-30696640/

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0IMs3hgNDuD6qI8ldHMWvH

Thanks for watching us and we’ll see you again tomorrow on Twitch at 10am-ish. 

Like - subscribe - and use the alert thingy. - d

Direct download: 646-DansConservatorship-FIN.mp3
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I absolutely love it when we have the ability to interview a new person or a new guest and COVID sort of killed that. Only now are we starting to see a big group of comics and musicians start to reschedule all of their canceled dates. Ari Shaffir is going to be at The Orlando Improv this weekend (2 shows Friday - 2 shows Saturday) so make sure you jump on their website and snag those tickets! We talked about drugs and podcasts and all sorts of stuff. It was a pleasure getting to meet him! Enjoy that, Skyler from Trulieve, and we shocked out paps with a TINS machine. (At least I think that’s what it’s called and I’m too busy right now to try and look up the accurate spelling.) Thanks for watching! Like and sub and bring a friend! - d

Get the Tom & Dan App HERE: 

Apple/iOS: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/tom-and-dan-mediocre-app/id395634581 

Android: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.tomanddan.mediocreapp&hl=en_US&gl=US

All of our content is hosted on our app and you can even use the “Mediocre Messages” feature to drop voicemails into the show. Or, if you don’t like the smart devices, just call 1844-TOMNDAN. Lucky for you, we’re old school. 😎

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For all audio versions of this garbage, please go HERE:

Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan/id308614478

Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-show

TuneIn: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-Podcast-p393884/

iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1248-a-mediocre-time-with-tom-30696640/

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0IMs3hgNDuD6qI8ldHMWvH

Thanks for watching us and we’ll see you again tomorrow on Twitch at 10am-ish. 

Like - subscribe - and use the alert thingy. - d

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The best segments from the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan" heard weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. Real Radio 104.1 is one of the original FM talk radio stations and Tom & Dan is their reluctant night show. Reluctant? Sure. They did radio for 20 years and it can be cruel. They're changing that into "silly." Thanks for listening!

Direct download: BestofACT-November1-5.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:30am EDT

Oh my gawd! I don’t think we’ve had a show like this in a good while. While I’m thinking about it and it’s top of mind, make sure you check out SBK’s new podcast that he’s recording now that he’s no longer on The Bone in Tampa. (For those that don’t know, that’s a radio station. Kevin was the night’s host for the last few years or so.) SoulBrotherKevin.com is where you need to be. Kevin calls in and then we say F a break and roll right into Ross’ news! So, yeah! That’s why the notes are going to be lit this week; there’s a ton of good show to get to here.  

On this week's show:

* SBK calls in 

* The birds are here

* Tampa radio 

* Thriving and throbbers

* Mike Miagi 

* Rolling Stones pull racist song

* Ross got his shoes spit on

* Lady cut the safety rope on painters outside of building

* Milk your pumpkins

* Sea Mountain 

* Tomye West of podcasting

*  Pony Up Doug 

* Our Twitter got hacked 

* Russian hacker hired by Tony

* Sexy squid wig

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I’m off to try and find some overalls. :) 

Love you more,

d

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