This really is the last post from this computer. e had a client a few years back that helped to provide us with this wonderful machine. They made kill computers for folks that have no idea how to build and we're so good. The only issue is that (like most PC builder-mun) they specialized in only building PCs. Now, before you want to grab your pitchforks and run for my house, Let me say that I don't care. I just want an OS that gets things done and for many years leading up to starting this podcast, Apple and Apple products have served us very, very well. The only - only issue for us was the limit of the OS and money. So, with that said and with all of us enjoying the Mac workflow, we are proud that we have saved for a brand new machine that we're installing this weekend! It's gonna be rad! Cross your fingers - I'm nervous about the switch. 

On this week's show:

* Butler doing the Timmy all week to Tom 

* You spilled your dicks

* Boo bags 

* Pumpkin patch adventure

* Dick bills for Little Will

* Tom declares a prank war 

* "I'm gonna get ya!" -Tom to Butler

* BK taste test 

* Seth loves the Impossible Whopper

* Seth's douchebro news

* Mining asteroids

* Dump 'em out

* Tom and Dan look-a-likes

* Gloryholes update 

* Atlanta United player pushing demons out

* Dojo yo booty 

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So, I'm yanking this machine. Wish me luck! 

d

The best. Period. - d

Hey there, kids! 

Canoe Dildos for all, am I right? How are you guys? How the hell are you doing? So, I certainly have some notes to place here but I'm running late because we went late on the show. So, enjoy this shortlist and I'll fill this out a little bit better tomorrow. All love and have a wonderful weekend!

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On this week's show:

* Max got sick- Wuhan allergy

* Hold your piss like a man 

* Tom peed in a big blue Bart cup

* Tom's eye exam

* Put me down for 1 snake oil and 2 stones

* Ross' news

* Tom Vann escape math 

* Hiding at work 

* Ross decorates his house with fake rats

* Butler's ex-girlfriend's cat caught a flying squirrel 

* Vivid radio

* Rock that clit

* 3 Men and some gravy

* Kook of the day 

* Anessa check in 

* This pump is for Carol 

* Complaining about porno

* Canoe dildo 

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See ya'll tomorrow and thanks for supporting the show. You guys rule. - d

Hey there, gang! 

So, this is a strange one! We actually have a gal who was in the NXIVM cult and she was more than willing to come on the show and tell us some of the real! (She's a BDM too! I mean...we probably could have guessed that, huh?)

With that said, this was what was on this week's show:

* Dan's a frog dad

* Dan's old letters from when he was a kid 

* Teah- former NXVIM member

* Tommy's eye therapy 

* One chip challenge

* Seth's douchebro news

* Magawa hero rat 

* Man in a jetpack flying near an airport 

* "Looks like your ass has been twirling pizzas" - Tom to Dan 

* Butler Slow Poke Rodriguez'd the delivery guy 

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Thanks so much to Teah for coming on the show and I look forward to branding her with T&D in the near future. Have a wonderful weekend and we'll see you back here on Monday! 

d

Hi. We're back. We missed you too! - d

Hey there gang...

All of us here at the studio hope that this podcast finds you well. It's strange out there, right? Little bit! People are all on edge. I get it. I get it. We all are. There's a ton of sh*t going on. It's fine. Put some dirt on it. 

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On this week's show:

* Butler's proton pack 

* Bolo hat 

* Don't stomp the old man's mountains

* Toni is an American citizen 

* Toni changed his last name 

* Ross' POS news

* Nobel peace prize

* Country singer canceled from SNL

* Russian journalist set herself on fire

* Space force soldiers

* Double mantle

* Ross looks like Volleyball Keith Raniere

* Tom wants to brand Sam

* Mexican Street Cornpole

* Hunter's Creed trailer

* Brady lost count of the downs

* Dan ruined Andrea's bday 

* Tom fixed Spidey

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Ok. Well, hey...we know that things are strange right now and many of you email the show and let me know that we really help you through these strange days. First of all, that really means a great deal to all of us. That's the reason that we do it. Well, that...that and the fact that we can make money. Money's good. Have a great weekend, guys. And as Tom says, "Stay safe out there." - d

Hey there, gang! 

First of all, let me take a little space here to THANK all of you that have reached out about the loss of my Mother. I'll make this short, but thank you for your kindness and for reminding me that damn fine people are still out there. ❤️ you all. (Mom used to text me that. 😎)

On this week's show:

* Karate guys love rocks 

* Boner roll 

* Seth's rage for a Saab guy 

* King Chopper song

* Dan's old man mask 

* Seth's news

* Venezuela starving

* Inspect the plums

* Bumpy plums 

* Lady forced to forfeit lottery winnings due to lost ticket 

* Sleep swallowing

* Butler's proton pack

* Eating goat head

* People hugging for too long

* Prank encounters

* Hey Bart Simpson, let's go surfing!

* Tom watched his wife pee

* Sh*t-O

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Have a wonderful Friday, ya'll and just know that no matter what, you can always just come back here. :)

d