A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan (general)
The most mediocre time you'll ever have.

The best segments from the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan" heard weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. Real Radio 104.1 is one of the original FM talk radio stations, and Tom & Dan is their reluctant night show. Reluctant? Sure. They did radio for 20 years, and it can be cruel. They're changing that into "silly." Thanks for listening! 

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Raise your hand if you're ready for the weekend!?!?!!!

I'm one of those guys, and I've got one foot into some time off. I've got nothing else to say here besides THANKS FOR LISTENING, AND I LOVE YOU. Have a great weekend, guys, and we'll be here on Monday. We hope you'll be here too. - d

On this week's show:

* Radio stations flipping formats

* Ross' Weeknd concert

* No security 

* Merch prices

* Horror dentist story 

* Breeders fetish 

* Swipe to see the BH 

* Andrea chasing Tyrone around Baldwin 

* Pig running

* Andrea peed her yoga pants 

* Sam t-shirt ideas

*Dinner shows

* Spear fishing

* Hiding the French witch 

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TuneIn: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-Podcast-p393884/

iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1248-a-mediocre-time-with-tom-30696640/

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0IMs3hgNDuD6qI8ldHMWvH

Thanks for watching us and we’ll see you again tomorrow on Twitch at 10am-ish. 

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The best segments from the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan" heard weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. Real Radio 104.1 is one of the original FM talk radio stations and Tom & Dan is their reluctant night show. Reluctant? Sure. They did radio for 20 years, and it can be cruel. They're changing that into "silly." Thanks for listening! 

Direct download: BestofACT-July25-29-FIN.mp3
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I'm going to claim "not a bad effort" because this sh*t straight up sucks, but you know us; too hard-headed to not do it, and we hate letting you down. To those of you that caught us LIVE, thank you so much! I'm sorry that the stream and the video are choppy. There wasn't much I could do about that as we were at the mercy of the internet God, and how much usage the surrounding area was getting today. (Me thinks folks were streaming on their lunch breaks! lol) With that said, we got it done and we hope you enjoy the effort! Have a fantastic weekend and we should be full strength on Monday for Shart Week!

On this week's show:

* Tom shame cleaned his garage

* Tom still hasn't tipped his garbage men 

* Grass talk 

* Will Smith apology video 

* Dan's back procedure

* Frog epidural 

* Twilight

* Dan's legs don't work 

* Tony Robbins and stem cells

* Kyler Murray film study 

* Wackapedia

* Angie Everhart egging her neighbor's house

* Tom can't do anything by himself

* Teacher shortage

* Reliable fart welder

* Brooklyn pastor robbed

* Scientology 

For all audio versions of this garbage, please go HERE:

Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan/id308614478

Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-show

TuneIn: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-Podcast-p393884/

iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1248-a-mediocre-time-with-tom-30696640/

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0IMs3hgNDuD6qI8ldHMWvH

Thanks for watching us and we’ll see you again tomorrow on Twitch at 10am-ish. 

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The best segments from the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan" heard weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. Real Radio 104.1 is one of the original FM talk radio stations and Tom & Dan is their reluctant night show. Reluctant? Sure. They did radio for 20 years and it can be cruel. They're changing that into "silly." Thanks for listening! 

Direct download: BestofACT-July18-22-FIN.mp3
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I'm run'n this sh*t old school today and giving you NO NOTES! But, it's was an extremely funny show with Brendan O'Conner from Bungalower and in the first 2 minutes, we go right off the rails. It was a fun Friday, folks! Have a fantastic weekend and we'll see you Monday! - d

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TuneIn: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-Podcast-p393884/

iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1248-a-mediocre-time-with-tom-30696640/

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0IMs3hgNDuD6qI8ldHMWvH

Thanks for watching us and we’ll see you again tomorrow on Twitch at 10am-ish. 

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The best segments from the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan" heard weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. Real Radio 104.1 is one of the original FM talk radio stations and Tom & Dan is their reluctant night show. Reluctant? Sure. They did radio for 20 years and it can be cruel. They're changing that into "silly." Thanks for listening!

Direct download: BestofACT-July11-15-FIN.mp3
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* Seth and Daichi are here

* Douchie Howser

* Seth's parties

* Tom's Uber ride- Pennywise car

* No time to be good 

* Seth's good/bad stories 

* Discount on rent for Daichi

* Stinky Steakburger

* Dad pee-farter

* Fantasy football team names

* A-boat-ppriation 

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Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-show

TuneIn: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-Podcast-p393884/

iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1248-a-mediocre-time-with-tom-30696640/

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0IMs3hgNDuD6qI8ldHMWvH

Thanks for watching us and we’ll see you again tomorrow on Twitch at 10am-ish.

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The best segments from the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan" heard weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. Real Radio 104.1 is one of the original FM talk radio stations and Tom & Dan is their reluctant night show. Reluctant? Sure. They did radio for 20 years and it can be cruel. They're changing that into "silly." Thanks for listening!

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* Tom wants people to work at his parties 

* Power outage 

* Firework stampede

* All money, no fun 

* Cash mobs

* The Sun Rail stinks! 

* Odd AirBnB's; water tower 

* Capybaras at Gatorland

* BJ Labyrinth 

* Poppers

* Gay bars and stolen valor 

* Handy at Beefs 

* Dan's a baby bear and Tom is an otter

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The best segments from the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan" heard weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. Real Radio 104.1 is one of the original FM talk radio stations and Tom & Dan is their reluctant night show. Reluctant? Sure. They did radio for 20 years and it can be cruel. They're changing that into "silly." Thanks for listening!

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* Tom's medical marijuana appointment 

* Bobo Gideon 

* Tom held his breath during his stethoscope check 

* Weed nazi 

* Seth is obsesses with cameras

* Seth watched his gf's mom have sex on his bed

* Seth trying to impress his nephew 

* Juan teaching Tom how to cook chicken 

* Can Tom work fast food/make a crunchwrap?

* If you bring it, Tom can fold it 

* Hold & Fold

* Breaking toilets 

* Ross calls in from Pyrospot 

* "What are you gonna do about it?"

* Ross' Sonic burger confrontation 

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For all audio versions of this garbage, please go HERE:

Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan/id308614478

Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-show

TuneIn: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-Podcast-p393884/

iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1248-a-mediocre-time-with-tom-30696640/

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0IMs3hgNDuD6qI8ldHMWvH

Thanks for watching us and we’ll see you again tomorrow on Twitch at 10am-ish. 

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The best segments from the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan" heard weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. Real Radio 104.1 is one of the original FM talk radio stations and Tom & Dan is their reluctant night show. Reluctant? Sure. They did radio for 20 years and it can be cruel. They're changing that into "silly." Thanks for listening! 

Direct download: BestofACT-June20-24-FIN.mp3
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We are currently on vacation or in Dan’s case, at a dance convention. Please enjoy this new wife cast and please know that we would truly rather be with you! - d

For all audio versions of this garbage, please go HERE:

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Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-show

TuneIn: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-Podcast-p393884/

iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1248-a-mediocre-time-with-tom-30696640/

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0IMs3hgNDuD6qI8ldHMWvH

Thanks for watching us and we’ll see you again tomorrow on Twitch at 10am-ish. 

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The best segments from the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan" heard weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. Real Radio 104.1 is one of the original FM talk radio stations and Tom & Dan is their reluctant night show. Reluctant? Sure. They did radio for 20 years and it can be cruel. They're changing that into "silly." Thanks for listening! 

Direct download: BestofACT-June13-17-FIN.mp3
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And that’s a wrap! It’s always crazy difficult when we have to prepare for vacations or time off. We have sort of painted ourselves into a corner in that we hate giving you guys Best Of shows. I mean hell, I’ve typed over and over again but we never really think that a show you’ve already heard is our “best work.” Actually, it’s the opposite of that; it’s just plain lazy to provide you with something old. So, because we’re insane, you’ll have all new ACT shows next week and love and thanks to KC at the radio station for getting our shows on the air. He’s a rad dude. We’ll be back in a week with all sort of tales from our travels and hopefully all in one piece! Have a fantastic weekend! - d

On this week's show:

* Young listener calls in to talk about Bo Burnham 

* Dating someone a lot younger

* Seth's good/bad stories 

* Seth's KO shirt 

* G-pouch 

* Roid Rage- punching Hummers

* Raining loogies

* Cadillac Pat calls in to tell us about his treasure at Tuffy's 

* Do people still give tours of their houses?

* Dan's therapist called his old therapist 

* Lying about maintenance 

* NFTs and baseball 

* Sam dressing up for the Bob's Burgers movie 

 

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TuneIn: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-Podcast-p393884/

iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1248-a-mediocre-time-with-tom-30696640/

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0IMs3hgNDuD6qI8ldHMWvH

Thanks for watching us and we’ll see you again tomorrow on Twitch at 10am-ish. 

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d

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The best segments from the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan" heard weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. Real Radio 104.1 is one of the original FM talk radio stations and Tom & Dan is their reluctant night show. Reluctant? Sure. They did radio for 20 years and it can be cruel. They're changing that into "silly." Thanks for listening! 

Direct download: BestofACT-June6-June10.mp3
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LET'S GO! 

Sorry. I just can't stop saying it! Thanks to all of you Twitch folks who caught the show LIVE. We very much enjoy having you there and we hope you enjoyed the show. Make sure you check out Ross' podcast! To get those T.O.T.S., go HERE: https://totswithross.libsyn.com/

On this week's show:

* Sanford events

* Having no AC in Florida
 
* Linda's La Cantina
 
* Double dinner
 
* Paying for someone else's meal 
 
* Favorite radio stars 
 
* Please don't smell my groceries
 
* Ross showering at the YMCA
 
* America's Got Talent is fake with golden showers
 
* Peloton instructor with one arm 
 
* Pillowcase rapist 
 
* Scam of the week- send Elon your bitcoin and double it
 
* Vet sells woman's dog after she raised funds for surgery through GoFundMe
 
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The best segments from the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan" heard weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. Real Radio 104.1 is one of the original FM talk radio stations and Tom & Dan is their reluctant night show. Reluctant? Sure. They did radio for 20 years and it can be cruel. They're changing that into "silly." Thanks for listening!

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Thanks to EC3 for his time today! Look, we know wrasslin' isn’t everyone’s bag, but we think you’ll enjoy today’s show. (At least make sure you stay for the “sweat freakout!”) It’s so f’n funny! To find out more about all he is doing and to get tickets for his event on the 11th, go HERE: https://www.freeec3.com/

 

Check out Seth’s dojo HERE: https://karateoforlando.com/ - What’s the over-under that Tom’s kids actually sign up for a class? We’ll find out! 

 

Did you know that we’re doing a new beer release? To get all of the info and be a part of it, go HERE: https://www.facebook.com/events/727491095341474?acontext=%7B%22event_action_history%22%3A[%7B%22surface%22%3A%22group%22%7D]%7D - Tom and I are extremely excited that we’re going to be getting back to events! Hell, a lot of the love that we all have for each other was built on that! Come on out, snag a rad beer, and let’s pretend it’s 2019! ♥️

- d

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On this week’s show:

* Seth and EC3 are here! 

* Control your own narrative

* Starting your own business

* Elfa male

* Wet couch 

* Seth offering his gf a boob job

* Adigtion 

* Ironing Gi's 

* Running your family like a business 

* Seth begging for discounts on a cockring

* Can't fight the fudge 

* Seth hiding pizzas in a girl's couch cushions

* Pissterine

* Meat whisperer

* Dan's MRI story 

* Seth's bad therapy experience

* Sports translating into other sports

* Cologne

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Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-show

TuneIn: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-Podcast-p393884/

iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1248-a-mediocre-time-with-tom-30696640/

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0IMs3hgNDuD6qI8ldHMWvH

Thanks for watching us and we’ll see you again tomorrow on Twitch at 10am-ish. 

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The best segments from the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan" heard weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. Real Radio 104.1 is one of the original FM talk radio stations and Tom & Dan is their reluctant night show. Reluctant? Sure. They did radio for 20 years and it can be cruel. They're changing that into "silly." Thanks for listening! 

Direct download: BestofACT-May23-27-FIN.mp3
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Join us on Saturday, May 28th for the 15th Annual Hurricane Party Music Festival in beautiful Historic Downtown Sanford, Florida!

Sanford’s oldest and largest music festival since 2006, West End’s Annual Hurricane Party keeps growing every year. With 7 stages and 50+ bands in the venues and streets of Historic Downtown Sanford, live art, vendors and food trucks, the Hurricane Party is our way of paying homage to Mother Nature for a tranquil hurricane season.

Festival kicks of at 12 noon at West End Trading Co — 202 Sanford Ave! See you there!

Get your early bird tickets and SAVE!
$45 Day of show

*VIP Admission $25 add-on
*VIP gets you four drink tickets from sponsored beverages, VIP commemorative lanyard, t-shirt, show poster plus band meet & greets!

* Panty socks

* Getting scammed 

* Hong Kong Annie
 
* Pat got sneaker scammed
 
* Ying yong ding dong
 
* Fam Margera
 
* Shaving the cracks
 
* Ross confrontations
 
* People hate admitting they're wrong
 
* Beach collapse
 
* Gambling money away 
 
* Ex-ebay workers harassing people
 
* Natalie Portman refused to wear a diaper in astronaut movie 

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Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-show

 

TuneIn: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-Podcast-p393884/

 

iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1248-a-mediocre-time-with-tom-30696640/

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0IMs3hgNDuD6qI8ldHMWvH

Thanks for watching us and we’ll see you again tomorrow on Twitch at 10am-ish. 

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The best segments from the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan" heard weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. Real Radio 104.1 is one of the original FM talk radio stations and Tom & Dan is their reluctant night show. Reluctant? Sure. They did radio for 20 years and it can be cruel. They're changing that into "silly." Thanks for listening! 

Direct download: BestofACT-May16-May22.mp3
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And we’re back to meetings. (Tom’s talking to the folks from Streamline Mortgage Solutions, Sam’s grinding on the Best of ACT that will be released tonight at midnight, and I’m editing and trying to keep one ear on this meeting!) So, with that said, I will leave you to it. Please enjoy the show, and we’ll see you all Today when we do it again! - d

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On this week’s show:

* Seth is finally going to therapy 

* Flute and trumpet playing

* Tom's awkward small talk with guests 

* Full blown Joe 

* Seth wore a diaper to a club 

* Worse than gold

* Too stupid for lesbians 

* Peeing on the toilet seat 

* Putting phone on the bathroom floor 

* Mexican pizza

* Rain

* Thunder is God's siren 

* Tomm Tennent

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Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-show

TuneIn: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-Podcast-p393884/

iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1248-a-mediocre-time-with-tom-30696640/

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0IMs3hgNDuD6qI8ldHMWvH

Thanks for watching us and we’ll see you again tomorrow on Twitch at 10am-ish. 

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Ryan Hamilton recently released his first stand-up special. The one-hour Netflix original Happy Face follows a wealth of television appearances and a non-stop headlining tour. Armed with the unique perspective of growing up in rural Idaho to become a favorite in the New York stand-up comedy scene, he’s one-of-a-kind. He’s been named one of Rolling Stone’s Five Comics to Watch, and recent appearances include The Tonight Show with Jimmy FallonLate Show with Stephen ColbertConan, and opening spots for Jerry Seinfeld, as well as Gad Elmaleh at Carnegie Hall. Ryan is endearing stand-up lovers, and his future is bright.

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The best segments from the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan" heard weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. Real Radio 104.1 is one of the original FM talk radio stations and Tom & Dan is their reluctant night show. Reluctant? Sure. They did radio for 20 years and it can be cruel. They're changing that into "silly." Thanks for listening! 

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I’ll be real with you guys; not a wonderful day here at the studio. Too much BS flying in all different directions but so is the life of a small business owner. There are many of you guys out there just like us, and you know all too well that it’s a damned grind. Ok. I’ve snapped out of it. The show! YES! Here we go!!!

 

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On this week’s show:

* Tom blowing leaves off of his roof

* Tom stepped on a nail 

* Chem nails 

* Ross- confrontation of the week song

* Trindle bed?

* Dipping into the hurricane wood

* Rat update 

* Family Dollar distribution center infested with rats and birds

* Soldier attacked by a bear 

* Fox attacks flamingos 

* FIFA split from EA sports

* Australian diver with cocaine 

* Man has heart attack while burying his girlfriend 

* Daddy dance update 

* Mexican mother's day 

* Mountain Dew Dilk challenge 

* Internet challenges

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Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-show

TuneIn: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-Podcast-p393884/

iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1248-a-mediocre-time-with-tom-30696640/

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0IMs3hgNDuD6qI8ldHMWvH

Thanks for watching us and we’ll see you again tomorrow on Twitch at 10am-ish. 

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The best segments from the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan" heard weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. Real Radio 104.1 is one of the original FM talk radio stations and Tom & Dan is their reluctant night show. Reluctant? Sure. They did radio for 20 years and it can be cruel. They're changing that into "silly." Thanks for listening! 

Direct download: BestofACT-May2-5-FIN.mp3
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Thanks SO much to Brenden O’Conner from Bungalower for stopping by and straight crushing it on 4th mic. Do you listen to the radio show that he and The Bus do? You should! It’s fantastic. And you can check out all of the amazing stuff that he writes about on his website HERE: https://bungalower.com/

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On this week’s show:

* Call with Seth who has covid 

* Tommy wants to play tackle football 

* Tom left his keys at home, left car running

* All time crow low 

* Seth's dick pic

* City permits 

* Kim K in Marilyn Monroe's dress

* Italian restaurant moves to 18+

* 2 little old ladies tear down a 7-11

* Mad Cow Theatre drama

* Chapelle attacked on stage 

* Jabba the Hutt's dick 

* Rump legs 

* Correctional officer escaped with inmate

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Direct download: 669-CrowLoRumpLegs-FIN.mp3
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The best segments from the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan" heard weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. Real Radio 104.1 is one of the original FM talk radio stations and Tom & Dan is their reluctant night show. Reluctant? Sure. They did radio for 20 years and it can be cruel. They're changing that into "silly." Thanks for listening! 

Direct download: BestofACT-April22-29-FIN.mp3
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On this week’s show:

* Ross McCoy is here! 

* Tamales & Mas

* Ross' altercation at the laundry mat 

* Customer service doesn't exist anymore

* Oktoberfest coming back 

* Live dissection event

* Ross got ID'd for champagne 

* Logarrhea

* Weirdest place you have shit 

* Biden and the Easter bunny

* Roadside stands

* Up tain, down butt

* Shower farts 

* Maisie's ukulele performance

* Holey Moley is back 

* Homeless giant 

* Nubber

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The best segments from the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan" heard weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. Real Radio 104.1 is one of the original FM talk radio stations and Tom & Dan is their reluctant night show. Reluctant? Sure. They did radio for 20 years and it can be cruel. They're changing that into "silly." Thanks for listening! 

Direct download: BestofACT-April18-22-FIN.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EDT

On this week's show:

* David Jolly is here

* Seth showed up late 

* Dan's anxiety attack 

* Spelling

* Mike Tyson punched a guy on a plane 

* Lambo for push present

* 5-year old attacks teacher

* The Jolly Trolley 

* Dan's review of the Air TnD 

* Poo poo miyagi 

* Weed laced lasagna at wedding

* Blaxle Rose 

* Dan loves baseball

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Direct download: 667-BlackelRoseTheScaredNinja-FIN.mp3
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The best segments from the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan" heard weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. Real Radio 104.1 is one of the original FM talk radio stations and Tom & Dan is their reluctant night show. Reluctant? Sure. They did radio for 20 years and it can be cruel. They're changing that into "silly." Thanks for listening! 

Direct download: BestofACT-April11-15-FIN.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EDT

The AirTnD is a GO! I mean, podcasting is a mainstream thing now so we’re taking our talents to the hotelier side of things. Kidding. But not really kidding. This has been an idea that Tom has had from way back; a way for us to give a little bit more back to you guys and certainly something unique and fun. You can find all of the information for the house, rates, rules and whatnot, HERE: https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/573047001432793154?guests=1&adults=1&s=67&unique_share_id=c42451c8-242f-4549-b3ca-33fb7cac77e4&source_impression_id=p3_1650047762_4%2BYDeb2SHAcCJtPv

Thanks for listening, watching, and supporting and have a fantastic weekend! - d

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On this week’s show:

* Show #666 on Good Friday

* Coincidences with the show

* Hard Mountain Dew taste test

* Crystal pranked Tom again

* Tom screenshot a woman breastfeeding on instagram

* On the hunt for fish

* Cum house

* Blowing grass clippings in the street 

* Skating rinks

* Fancy mac-n-cheese

* Address freakout

* "Juicy" seafood

* Tom' kids middle names are borderline racist

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Direct download: 666-TheAirTnD-FIN.mp3
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The best segments from the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan" heard weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. Real Radio 104.1 is one of the original FM talk radio stations and Tom & Dan is their reluctant night show. Reluctant? Sure. They did radio for 20 years and it can be cruel. They're changing that into "silly." Thanks for listening! 

Direct download: BestofACT-April4-8-FIN.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EDT

Have an absolutely fantastic weekend and thank you SO much for all of your support! We’ll be working on the AirTnD all weekend, so clear your calendar for some fun in Sanford this year! We’ll see you back here on Monday! - d

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On this week’s show:

* Therapy session on air 

* BDM Appreciation week problems

* Concrete Mike tries to convince Tom that kayaking is fun 

* Dan's trip to see John Mayer 

* Tom and Crystal dog sitting Maggie

* Griftin Jess calls in 

* Tom's doggles

* Tom is Bill Dance 

* Tommy and Max's swim meet 

* Strappy short shorts 

* Justin Bieber editing his song on the Grammy's 

* Giving up is the funnest thing you can do 

* Dance taco dad

* Vuck

* Dan has to play golf with women's clubs

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Direct download: 665-LamboGenie-FIN.mp3
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The best segments from the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan" heard weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. Real Radio 104.1 is one of the original FM talk radio stations and Tom & Dan is their reluctant night show. Reluctant? Sure. They did radio for 20 years and it can be cruel. They're changing that into "silly." Thanks for listening! 

Direct download: BestofACT-March28-April1-FIN.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EDT

Thanks to Seth for dropping by the show and fart’n it up. Have a wonderful weekend, guys! Love ya, - d

Get the Tom & Dan App HERE: 

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All of our content is hosted on our app and you can even use the “Mediocre Messages” feature to drop voicemails into the show. Or, if you don’t like the smart devices, just call 1844-TOMNDAN. Lucky for you, we’re old school. 😎

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Thanks for watching us and we’ll see you again tomorrow on Twitch at 10am-ish. 

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Direct download: 664-20Mill-Slapper-FIN.mp3
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The best segments from the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan" heard weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. Real Radio 104.1 is one of the original FM talk radio stations and Tom & Dan is their reluctant night show. Reluctant? Sure. They did radio for 20 years and it can be cruel. They're changing that into "silly." Thanks for listening! 

Direct download: BestofACT-March23-25-FIN.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EDT

Here’s to wishing you one of the finest weekends that you’ve ever had, with people that make you happy and smile. No, seriously. I mean it. Tom and I will be working on our T&D AirBnB this weekend and you might find us out at Pints and Paws. You just never know! See you next week and next time, bring a friend! - d

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On this week’s show:

* Max makes friends everywhere he goes

* Hunter and Bear as names 

* Tommy burned his taste buds off 

* Kids can curse during songs and on vacation 

* Nintendo 64 

* Holy shit text from Max

* Tommy beat Tom at skiing

* Flea markets 

* Putin says he is being canceled 

* Gordon Ramsay sends chef to middle school

* Reptile trafficking

* Mama bears

* Scrapping

* Ross' electric smoker deal 

* Did Mary from Little House on the Prairie go blind from staring at the sun?

* The origin of the term Bucketlist 

* Review of Jim's Smokin' Q

* VR cheating

 * D-Kabob

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Direct download: 663-DKabob-FIN.mp3
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Direct download: BestofACT-March7-14.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EDT

I'm really going to have to apologize guys and tell you that Andrea is currently with Caesar at the emergency vet. I mean, hell - we just celebrated his 16th birthday yesterday, and now this? It's insane but I'll have to throw some more detailed notes here when I get a little more time. My apologies. - d

On this week’s show:

* Recording too much

* Lunch at Johnny's 

Bioluminescence

* Doing drugs on the show

* STD's

* Garage sales

* FB allowing threats to Putin

* Egging Bezos Yacht 

* Vern Bezos 

* FART license plate 

* Dying in a port-o-potty

* The dump

* Man crashed into his neighbor's house plying "Wrecking Ball"

* HD Radios 

* Brand New Cherry Flavor show 

* Listeners dressing like Dan 

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Direct download: 661-VernBezos-FIN.mp3
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The best segments from the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan" heard weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. Real Radio 104.1 is one of the original FM talk radio stations and Tom & Dan is their reluctant night show. Reluctant? Sure. They did radio for 20 years and it can be cruel. They're changing that into "silly." Thanks for listening! 

Direct download: BestOf-February28-March4-FIN.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EDT

My eyes are killing me! Lots of editing and recording because. We want you guys to have lots of new shows while we’re out on vacation! Sure - that makes us strange but we just love doing it. With all of that said, I’m going to get back to editing these videos and skimp on the notes this week. You get the idea! See you Monday and bring a friend! - d

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On this week’s show:

* Wringing hoses and pinching noses 

* Seth has ninja turtle feet 

* Tommy being called a pussycat 

* "Get away from me homo" 

* Kids and video games 

* Kimbo Slice Jr vs Seth 

* Bitcoin Rodney 

* Seth wants to do an OnlyFans

* Magnet fishing

* Feet saber

* Dancing with Tom 

* Turkey necks 

* Generational cartoons 

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Direct download: 660-RingHosesPinchingNoses-FIN.mp3
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The best segments from the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan" heard weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. Real Radio 104.1 is one of the original FM talk radio stations and Tom & Dan is their reluctant night show. Reluctant? Sure. They did radio for 20 years and it can be cruel. They're changing that into "silly." Thanks for listening! 

Direct download: BestofACT-February21-25.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EDT

Yes! We DID buy wacky, flailing arm, inflatable, tube men for our show. We’re not sure what the hell we’re going to do with them yet, but they have been acquired and are currently in our possession. That’s the most important thing that we did today. The show? Yeah. We did it. Still not as important. Have a wonderful and safe weekend and we’ll see you Monday! - d

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On this week’s show:

* Inflatable Tom and Dan men 

* Faking Guitar Hero 

* Call with Jack Sweeney- UCF student tracking Elon Musk's jet 

* How we will escape a monster storming the studio 

* Bono Nelson 

* Ross had a gun pulled on him in traffic 

* Grubman/Grubhouse 

* Nukin Putin 

* Chewnobyl 

* Racoon falls in LSU dining hall 

* Solar light graveyard 

* Oliver Tree haircut 

* Ray from Sea Ray 

* Dan can't reach the Mountain Dew 

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The best segments from the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan" heard weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. Real Radio 104.1 is one of the original FM talk radio stations and Tom & Dan is their reluctant night show. Reluctant? Sure. They did radio for 20 years and it can be cruel. They're changing that into "silly." Thanks for listening! 

Direct download: Best_of_ACT_-_February14-18.mp3
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We’re massive fans of today’s guest. Well, not Seth, but the first guy; Dan Cummins! He’s the best. Not only is he a fantastic comedian and podcaster, but he’s also a pretty rad human and friend of the show! He’s in town at the Orlando Improv this weekend and if you’re looking for some last minute tickets, snag those HERE: https://theimprovorlando.com/ShowDetails/b1567f67-42e8-495c-a24b-278f1c347c73/866e4def-e0ba-4722-b140-f1b2b8ab8940/Dan_Cummins__Symphony_of_Insanity_Tour_Dinner_Package/Orlando_Improv

And if you want to check out any of his insanely funny and creative podcasts, you can find all of those HERE: https://badmagicmerch.com/ They have some of the coolest and most fun merch in the game and it was fantastic catching up today! 

Seth’s dojo is pretty rad too and he’s like if you’d check it out! (He’s also like your money so he can buy a fancy new boat and VR rig!) Check out Seth dojo HERE: https://karateoforlando.com/?gclid=Cj0KCQiApL2QBhC8ARIsAGMm-KHvvU3Q4sRJuF1TdL2uaDqRnPklMNu1FfFcSCNgtjil4VDPKHGeuigaAotsEALw_wcB

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On this week’s show:

* Dan Cummins is here

* Pooping in the woods 

* Touring during the pandemic 

* Dealing with hecklers 

* Adult summer camp 

* Sexy caged boy scouts  

* Haters/reviews

* Resting dick face 

* Seth Petruzelli's news 

* Fecal compaction 

* Seth's news is years old 

* CRISPR gene editing 

* Seth and VR porn 

* Sweetheartz store in Casselberry 

* The Chungle 

* Tom's birthday kayak 

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Direct download: 658-DanCumminstheBoyScouts-FIN.mp3
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The best segments from the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan" heard weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. Real Radio 104.1 is one of the original FM talk radio stations and Tom & Dan is their reluctant night show. Reluctant? Sure. They did radio for 20 years and it can be cruel. They're changing that into "silly." Thanks for listening! 

Direct download: BestofACT-February7-11.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EDT

I’m off to get my hairs cut but shout out to the entire team for being so awesome and for the outstanding week of podcasting. And yes, I’m serious! Hahaha… Have a fantastic weekend and make sure to check TomandDan.com for the new hoodies that we only ordered a handful of. (Idiots!)

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On this week’s show:

* Tom's Superbowl party invite 

* Halftime show

* Limp Bizkit's new album

* Oviedo Dick Monster 

* Straws

* Booger Sugar Valentines cards

* Russia vs Ukraine update

* Tiny piss locks/Doping at the Olympics

* Trump flushing documents

* Billie Eilish/Kanye beef

* Bomb threats

* Slap her dad around- Sublime lyrics gone wrong

* Can't do percentages

* Tom likes it soggy 

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Thanks for watching us and we’ll see you again tomorrow on Twitch at 10am-ish. 

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Direct download: 657-SlapHerDadAround-FIN.mp3
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The best segments from the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan" heard weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. Real Radio 104.1 is one of the original FM talk radio stations and Tom & Dan is their reluctant night show. Reluctant? Sure. They did radio for 20 years and it can be cruel. They're changing that into "silly." Thanks for listening! 

Direct download: BestofACT-January31-February4.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 7:52am EDT

Well that was a completely different show than I thought we were going to have today and it was awesome! Very good time. Will show again. 5-stars! 🤣

 

Thanks to Seth for not only bringing our news this week but also bringing us some of the strangest and most funny Dad karate videos the show has ever seen. (Possibly the ONLY Dad karate videos that we’ve ever seen.) Big ups to “Jim Henson.” (Second segment. You’ll see what we mean! lol) If you’re trying to track down his dojo, you can find all of that info HERE: https://karateoforlando.com

We closed out the show with a LIVE interview with Survivorman himself, Les Stroud! If you’re looking for his children’s book, you can purchase that HERE: https://www.amazon.com/Wild-Outside-Around-World-Survivorman/dp/1773215078

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On this week’s show:

* N-word Kramer

* Seth's new facial hair 

* Eating Sandman's BH 

* Fat sleep mask balls

* Jakal's new song- "Tom's balls"

* Tom's kids like The Simpsons 

* Seth is getting a new boat 

* Seth fight montage video 

* Punching Jim Henson in the face

* Seth inviting kids to his house

* Pork belly mophead

* Ecstasy man 

* Zoom interview with Les Stroud

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And just like that, we’re enjoy the final Friday Free Show of January! Man, it seems to be flying! 😳 Thanks so much to all of you who caught the show live today on Twitch! If you’re looking for a little Twitch streaming action in your life, then look no further than HERE: www.twitch.tv/tomanddanlive We think you’ll dig it, and let’s be honest, streaming content is not going anywhere. I’m afraid we’re stuck with the cameras for a bit. (At least until the aliens start harvesting our eyeballs. I think we’ve got a bit.) 

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On this week’s show:

* Lilly's on the Lake all male revue scandal

* Dongers on the lake 

* Fleshlight maintenance

* Anniversaries

* Funko pops 

* Russia vs Ukraine

* Pittsburgh bridge collapse 

* Weekend at Bernie's cashing check 

* Pasco County Sheriff's office shut down social media 

* Scholarship mixup 

* Kiss Jim Justice's Babydog's hiney 

* Dan allergic to peepee dogs

* Build a bear kiosk

* Celebrity secrets 

* Alice in Wonderland porn

* 1,000 show shake-up 

* Max and the ukulele 

* Tom's rowing machine 

* Call Mama Vann about being a good wife

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Gotta be honest with you. I’m going to be pulling these notes out of my behind. I might not even do that. I mean, there would have to be “notes” for me to pull, right? With that said, thanks to Seth for his pressance on news this afternoon. Check out his dojo and more about his passion for the martial arts, HERE: https://karateoforlando.com/

Thanks SO much to all of you who happened to catch us LIVE on Twitch! And we’ll be back on there Monday afternoon taping “A Corporate Time” shows and other fun stuff. And don’t forget to help us out by subscribing to our YouTube channel. @TomandDanLive 📼 

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What a strange, strange, sad week. To those of you who caught us LIVE on Twitch this week - thank you so much! We've really been having a good time trying to bring you something a little bit different. And on that note, I'm off to see Ms. Pat at the Improv! Have a fantastic weekend and we'll see you Monday! - d

On this week's show:

* Front license plates

* Navage

* Need a BDM dentist 

* Gold crowns

* Ross' fight in a parking lot 

* Donating plasma- awesome/sad 

* Key West buoy set on fire 

* FBI lying about stealing gold

* Breeding/hoarding parakeets

* Sawdust and the lady hamsters

* Mapping the universe 

* Crypto coin civil lawsuit 

* Jake Paul fake Pokemon cards 

* Bam Margera's social media 

* Urban squezin

* Pineberries

* Juan Papaya Pockets 

* Magical Cuban papaya 

* Reporter and horse porn 

* Skyriz ...again!

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* Seth's belly roll 2022 goal 

* Jock of all douche

* Seth's the "cool uncle"

* Fake scratch offs

* Seth's fertility test 

* Toilet seat covers

* Shitting in public 

* Bed bugs on clothing

* Queen's Guardsman knocks over kid 

* Amazon echo penny challenge

* Bar Rescue host 

* Crook magnets/stickers on car 

* No- CD

* Unfortunate bones

* 17 lbs of ashes

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And there you have it. 

I'm not even sure what the hell that was? Was that a year? Are you serious? Well, it was something - that's for sure and we are more than appreciative and thankful for all of who listened, watched, and supported the show. No real notes of interest on this one other than I think I had lower energy than usual. I was so f'n stoked about the EotYA and then I got that damned Corona and that was all she wrote! 😒 At any rate, we are super excited for a fresh year and we'll see you promptly in January. We got plans! Love to you all! - d

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Well, we didn’t see this coming but then again, who would? See’s a little update from our studio and we hope that you have the very best holiday EVER! Ours is going to be…different. Much love, thanks for listening/watching, see you next year and be safe out there!  - d

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And just like that, one of the longest weeks in our lives is over! A lot of people don't know this, but up until Christmas is when we sort of work the most. I'm not sure how it ever got to that, but we're here. And apologies for almost all deliverables being late today (except for the show) as I am setting up a new laptop. Thanks for listening, watching, and all that. See you Monday! - d
 
On this week's show:
 
*Tuddle and Seth are in-studio
* Interviews for the next new hire
* Turd punching
* Felicia retiring
* Duration of sex- Fast and disgusting 
* Suicide pods
* Meta's Horizon World
* Dan and Andrea fight about Home Alone Lego set 
* Seth almost sunk his boat
* Toni  Mongiat calls in about his improv show
* "Tuddle's Got a Gun" song
 
Snoots,
 
d

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It's been a long week. We're all gonna take off and hit the weekend a touch early. Have a wonderful weekend and we'll see you on Monday. 

d

On this week's show:

* Dick ornaments

* Tom and Sam's medical marijuana appointments
* Boys and rock climbing
* Trying new things sexually 
* Top 5 reasons people quit A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan 
* High scoring basketball games
* Playing full court basketball
* Covid super green pass
* State IDs on phones
* "Everything is behind the dots" - Tom Vann 
* Governor of condoms- Ross
* German Lego heist 
* Gravedigger season
* Andrea calls in to talk about her nightmare about sponsor 
* Caesar's 5 diarrhea night
* Island Bois do not work live 
* Tom can't spell as good as his sons
* Tommy and Max cheeseball in the bath learning
* Sam vs Max in chess
* Tom in the bathroom when Suntrust calls- it's happening again

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That's right, Seth. Butts IS butts! (I still have no idea what that means!) Hey! Happy Thanksgiving week and weekend, everyone! Thanks to all of you who caught the "Friday Free Show" LIVE on a Wednesday and I'll let the bullet points speak for themselves! Have a wonderful and safe turkey day and buckle up for new stories and a real goodie! - d

On this week's show:

* Miss X and the Secrets Hideaway

* Butts is butts

* Squirt Lines

* Seth singing karaoke alone

* Black alien man 

* E-cars taking over 

* Hand sanitizer and tasers will set you on fire 

* Jungle Night Out

* Inappropriate chirp 

* Walmart theory 

* Baby poo face

* Who is better at licking the P ?

* Can't teach the yo-yo in one night

* Slick Rick's "Indian Girl"

* Jerry's American Kickin Class

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Oh, how I hate you show notes. I spent the last 3 hours talking and yelling and laughing and having fun, and now you. All of the revelries come to a screeching halt, and now I have to sit here and type out some crap that even our oldest of listeners don't read! I mean, I consume podcasts and I have NEVER gone to the show notes of any show for anything! NEVER! Not once! But if you are here and you love show notes and all that they stand for, thank you. Truly. Now just press play the rest of the world. 

On this week's show:

* Sofas and Suds recap 

* Getting rid of the birds 

* Back that cloaca up 

* Circumcision later in life 

* Pubinators 

* Genital anesthesia 

* The Blade of dicks

* Lion Queen at the Bronx Zoo 

* Gunther the dog selling Madonna's mansion 

* Tourists break into colosseum to drink beer 

* Pee pee dogs ruining Dan's carpet 

* John Mayer detergent 

* Explaining to kids about going to the beach back in the day 

* Tom's Lyft driver and the belly dancer video

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Aye yo! 

Thanks to all of the folks who caught us LIVE, and to all of you who might be downloading or watching the Twitch reply on YouTube. You guys are the freaking best and I hope you know how much we appreciate it! Have a wonderful weekend and we'll see you out at "Sofas and Suds" this weekend! 

On this week's show:

* Seth's clown convention 

* Brass Against lead singer peed on a fan's face
* Moe Dewitt is here
* Does Dan need a conservatorship?
* New tech in cars to prevent drunk driving 
* DogTv
* Woman gives birth on ring doorbell
* Maroon Bells 
* Maisie and the Four Seasons 
* Doug the Horseman calls back 
* Gotta take the trash out at midnight 
* Hockey player kills a bat 
* Tug McGraw 
* Sonny Liston fires gun at Muhammed Ali 
* Dan got splashed by an SUV
 

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I absolutely love it when we have the ability to interview a new person or a new guest and COVID sort of killed that. Only now are we starting to see a big group of comics and musicians start to reschedule all of their canceled dates. Ari Shaffir is going to be at The Orlando Improv this weekend (2 shows Friday - 2 shows Saturday) so make sure you jump on their website and snag those tickets! We talked about drugs and podcasts and all sorts of stuff. It was a pleasure getting to meet him! Enjoy that, Skyler from Trulieve, and we shocked out paps with a TINS machine. (At least I think that’s what it’s called and I’m too busy right now to try and look up the accurate spelling.) Thanks for watching! Like and sub and bring a friend! - d

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Thanks for watching us and we’ll see you again tomorrow on Twitch at 10am-ish. 

Like - subscribe - and use the alert thingy. - d

Direct download: BONUS-AriShaffirLikesDrugs-111021-FIN.mp3
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The best segments from the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan" heard weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. Real Radio 104.1 is one of the original FM talk radio stations and Tom & Dan is their reluctant night show. Reluctant? Sure. They did radio for 20 years and it can be cruel. They're changing that into "silly." Thanks for listening!

Direct download: BestofACT-November1-5.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:30am EDT

Oh my gawd! I don’t think we’ve had a show like this in a good while. While I’m thinking about it and it’s top of mind, make sure you check out SBK’s new podcast that he’s recording now that he’s no longer on The Bone in Tampa. (For those that don’t know, that’s a radio station. Kevin was the night’s host for the last few years or so.) SoulBrotherKevin.com is where you need to be. Kevin calls in and then we say F a break and roll right into Ross’ news! So, yeah! That’s why the notes are going to be lit this week; there’s a ton of good show to get to here.  

On this week's show:

* SBK calls in 

* The birds are here

* Tampa radio 

* Thriving and throbbers

* Mike Miagi 

* Rolling Stones pull racist song

* Ross got his shoes spit on

* Lady cut the safety rope on painters outside of building

* Milk your pumpkins

* Sea Mountain 

* Tomye West of podcasting

*  Pony Up Doug 

* Our Twitter got hacked 

* Russian hacker hired by Tony

* Sexy squid wig

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I’m off to try and find some overalls. :) 

Love you more,

d

Direct download: 645-PotatoDougVSGamblingDoug-FIN.mp3
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The best segments from the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan" heard weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. Real Radio 104.1 is one of the original FM talk radio stations and Tom & Dan is their reluctant night show. Reluctant? Sure. They did radio for 20 years and it can be cruel. They're changing that into "silly." Thanks for listening!

Direct download: BestOfACT-October25-29.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EDT

Twitch was so much f’n fun today! If you were in our Twitch chatroom today then just go ahead and kiss yourself because you rule! It’s just a super fun and positive place to blow off some steam and put smiles back on our faces. Nothing but love to you guys! ( www.Twitch.tv/TomandDanLive ) It's really fun and exciting to see a ton of familiar faces in there and welcome to anyone new! We'd love to have you. Monday through Thursday we fire up the room around 10:30 am EST, and on Friday the show starts at noon. And you can expect all replays to be posted before 5 pm on weeknights. (Unless Andrea gives me an errand or a Daddy curveball.) 

On this week's show:

Ready? There are NO notes for this show! Hahahaha… Shocking, right? Notes are hard to do when you’re flapping your gums as much as Tom and I do. Sorry about that but it was a damn fun time with Seth, Butler, and Hot Tub. Just listen to the show. Apparently, “Tom” wasn’t there. 

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Happy Halloween everybody! Have a fun and safe one and I’m excited to see all of your creative costumes! 

Love you more,

d

Direct download: 644-RodDivining-FIN.mp3
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The best segments from the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan" heard weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. Real Radio 104.1 is one of the original FM talk radio stations and Tom & Dan is their reluctant night show. Reluctant? Sure. They did radio for 20 years and it can be cruel. They're changing that into "silly." Thanks for listening! 

Direct download: BestofACT-October18-22.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EDT

Hi. Let's have a great weekend, right?

Our friend Big Tim stopped by the show to hang. (Some of you might know him better as Uncle Big Tim from TikTok. Tim has been hustling over on that platform and seems to have made a bunch of friends. Check him out!) We had Ross on the news which is always a delight, and we even had an update on the future of Butler with T&D Media. It was a damn fine day. 

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On this week's show:

* Big Tim is here 

* Tim's driving to Texas for a comedy fest 
* Defeato 
* Very Bad
* Big Tim's TikTok collab with T&D
* The Lean Over challenge
* Murder by cobra
* Capones gun sold in auction 
* Korean parachutist 
* Disappearing 
* Ohio State license plates 
* Pig kidney transplant into human
* Pig bbq in a can 
* Puerto Rican biker gang clubhouse 
* SWAT team raid with Big Tim 
* Jukeaway challenge 
* Craft meth makers 
* Dad underwear drawers
* T&D storylines at Publix 
* Low tier baseball player is Dan's dream
* Is Daryl here?
* Taser the P
 
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Like, subscribe, smash buttons, buy stuff, do things, be great! See you on Monday and Best of ACT is out at midnight! All love! - d
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The best segments from the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan" heard weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. Real Radio 104.1 is one of the original FM talk radio stations and Tom & Dan is their reluctant night show. Reluctant? Sure. They did radio for 20 years and it can be cruel. They're changing that into "silly." Thanks for listening! 

Direct download: BestofACT-October11-15-FIN.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EDT

Happy weekend, folks! 

I hope that these show notes find you well. I'll keep it brief but there are 2 new shirt designs going on the site Monday, so please keep an eye out for those. They will be very limited. We will also have a new hat going up next week and it's one of my most favorite designs to date. (Shout out to Erik the merchmun for helping us get that complete design together. And thanks to Sam and Travis for working so hard on the new shirt designs. Well done, ya'll!) Other than that, please be safe out there and have a wonderful weekend! - d

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On this week's show:

* Moe is going out with Seth on his boat- #BoatsNMoes

* The Great Bimini Bet
* Manopause
* Maisie learned about pubes and periods this week 
* Fuck them birds
* Hocus Pocus Starbucks drinks
* Rockabilly Zombie trailer 
* Elk with tire around its neck 
* Darth Gator
* Ass goiters
* William Shatner on Blue Origin 
* Tom's fart attack 
* FB Rayban Stories 
* Dan's ball lumps 
* Seth the lumplord
* Bong hits are daddy's ulcer medicine 
* New Home Alone movie 
* Karate is the no funny zone
 
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Blessings,
 
Td
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Category:general -- posted at: 3:46pm EDT

The best segments from the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan" heard weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. Real Radio 104.1 is one of the original FM talk radio stations and Tom & Dan is their reluctant night show. Reluctant? Sure. They did radio for 20 years and it can be cruel. They're changing that into "silly." Thanks for listening!

Direct download: BestOfACT-October4-8-FIN.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EDT

Hey there, gang! We're glad to have you back! 

Thanks so much to all of you who joined us live on Twitch! ( www.Twitch.tv/TomandDanLive ) It's really fun and exciting to see a ton of familiar faces in there and welcome to anyone new! We'd love to have you. Monday through Thursday we fire up the room around 10:30am EST, and on Friday the show starts at noon. And you can expect all replays to be posted before 5pm on weeknights. (Unless Andrea gives me an errand or a Daddy curveball.) 

On this week's show:

* Seth is here

* Tom is Seth's Squad B friend
* Seth's cardiologist appointment 
*Seth the creepy Uncle - Captn Stabbin
* Boat cuckold
* Ceramic animals
* Ice cream truck hustle 
* Ross' news
* Hot tub on a truck 
* Art robbery?
* White catfish record 
* Toy Hall of Fame 
* Al Capone's house was sold 
* Shoebox of lies
* Shakira attacked by boars
* Mike Busey calls in 
* No stranger to the brown 
* Missed the poop scoop 
* Drunk people in costumes party
 
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Have a wonderful weekend, my friend! Andrea's birthday was yesterday and unlike the birthdays of the past, I spent it with her and not just gushing about her on social media. I think I'm growing up.
 
Love you more,
 
d
Direct download: 641-ShoeBoxofLies-FIN.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:31pm EDT

The best segments from the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan" heard weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. Real Radio 104.1 is one of the original FM talk radio stations and Tom & Dan is their reluctant night show. Reluctant? Sure. They did radio for 20 years and it can be cruel. They're changing that into "silly." Thanks for listening!

Direct download: BestofACT-September_7-October1.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EDT

Back at it. And this time the wives join us because we know that you love it when they stop by. (We don’t. Trust us!) First of all, for those of you who claim to read the notes, thank you. From the bottom of my heart, thank you! I hate writing these so just knowing that there’s at least one of you out there who gives a damn about the written word, makes it all worth it. Make sure to like and subscribe to our YouTube channel. That would make it MORE worth it. 😉

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On this week’s show:

* Sofa and suds needs a team 

* Sex ed for gay guys

* Manu Ginobli smacks a bat 

* Ecstasy story 

* Scared to poop- hide the shrimp 

* Crystal and Andrea showed up 

* Tommy did a number 3 at school

* Crystal's house closing nightmare 

* The feathers are coming

* Bad dad birdman 

* Dying and exercise 

* Pee jug

* Quieter in the winter?

* Black dog trucking term 

* Scooping the Heinz 

* Smoking a joint in the bedroom 

* Illegally recording conversations

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Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan/id308614478

Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-show

TuneIn: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-Podcast-p393884/

iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1248-a-mediocre-time-with-tom-30696640/

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0IMs3hgNDuD6qI8ldHMWvH

Thanks for watching us and we’ll see you again tomorrow on Twitch at 10am-ish. 

Like - subscribe - and use the alert thingy. - d

Direct download: 640-ScoopntheHeinz-FIN.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:51pm EDT

The best segments from the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan" heard weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. Real Radio 104.1 is one of the original FM talk radio stations and Tom & Dan is their reluctant night show. Reluctant? Sure. They did radio for 20 years and it can be cruel. They're changing that into "silly." Thanks for listening! 

Direct download: BestofACT-September20-24.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EDT

I wish that I had notes for this one. There was no time! lol Just please know that we always try to do our absolute best to entertain you, even if we know we're going to be taking time off. It was a lot of fun trying to prepare for Tom's annual trip to Colorado. (No seriously! It was fun. We got to yuck it up with our wives and we got to dip our beak in some Straight Talk. Pun intended!) Have a wonderful weekend and we'll be back to normal next week! - d

For all audio versions of this garbage, please go HERE:

Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan/id308614478

Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-show

TuneIn: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-Podcast-p393884/

iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1248-a-mediocre-time-with-tom-30696640/

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0IMs3hgNDuD6qI8ldHMWvH

Thanks for watching us and we’ll see you again tomorrow on Twitch at 10am-ish. 

Like - subscribe - and use the alert thingy. - d 

Direct download: 639-TheWivesand15Birds-FIN.mp3
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The best segments from the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan" heard weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. Real Radio 104.1 is one of the original FM talk radio stations and Tom & Dan is their reluctant night show. Reluctant? Sure. They did radio for 20 years and it can be cruel. They're changing that into "silly." Thanks for listening! 

Direct download: BestofACT-September13-17.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EDT

Ouch. Face hurts. (It hurts us too! 🤣)

There are few things that I enjoy more than laughing. Today was a much-needed chat with friends that had me rolling and also proved to me that most of my friends are insane. I’m going to leave the notes space today. I’m tired and really just want to go home and smoke weed and play Madden. See my kid. Have a fantastic weekend, please be safe, and we’ll see you Monday. (Remember…all-new shows!!! We stocked them for Tom’s trip!) Like and sub.

On this week’s show:

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* Seth's Halloween party invite 

* Sarah Brokovitch scammed on FB 

* The Lint Bandit 

* The Scared Ninja 

* Poopy pizza rolls

* Seth's old news 

* 12 foot skeletons

* Tom teaching Butler how to grift listeners 

* Stealing toilets from schools

* Numbing cream 

* Last stop to cool dude town 

* Travi Rage photography 

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For all audio versions of this garbage, please go HERE:

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TuneIn: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-Podcast-p393884/

iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1248-a-mediocre-time-with-tom-30696640/

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0IMs3hgNDuD6qI8ldHMWvH

Thanks for watching us and we’ll see you again tomorrow on Twitch at 10am-ish. 

Like - subscribe - and use the alert thingy. - d 

Direct download: 638-TheScaredNinjaandSarah-FIN.mp3
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The best segments from the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan" heard weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. Real Radio 104.1 is one of the original FM talk radio stations and Tom & Dan is their reluctant night show. Reluctant? Sure. They did radio for 20 years and it can be cruel. They're changing that into "silly." Thanks for listening!

Direct download: BestofACT-September6-10-FIN.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EDT

Off to see Nikki Glaser. I'll fill this in later. - d

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The best segments from the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan" heard weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. Real Radio 104.1 is one of the original FM talk radio stations and Tom & Dan is their reluctant night show. Reluctant? Sure. They did radio for 20 years and it can be cruel. They're changing that into "silly." Thanks for listening!

Direct download: BestofACT-August30-September3.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:13am EDT

Hey there, kids! What's shakin'!!!???

We tried to keep this one fun and loose wandering into the big holiday weekend. There's not much exciting to report other than we would like for you to LIKE and SUBSCRIBE to both our Twitch and our YouTube channels. It doesn't look like this crap is going away, so we'll be there. lol 

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On this week's show:

* Tom swapped cars with Seth 

* Seth's traffic infractions 

* Sledgehammer bricks 

* Did Tom get the valet key?

* Seth's tag is 9 months expired

* Trash dog names 

* Too much boat content

* Punching people in the face at a restaurant 

* Bouncers and DJs at strip clubs 

* Getting kicked out of bars 

* Making up with people or holding a grudge

* Butler's Crocs boots 

* Zoomies

* Shrek- does it hold up?

* New scam call 

* Tom's boys watching old school Mario videos

* Mashoogama

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Have fun. Be safe. Be nice to folks. See you Monday! - d

Direct download: 636-DoucheforTrumpTruck-FIN.mp3
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The best segments from the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan" heard weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. Real Radio 104.1 is one of the original FM talk radio stations and Tom & Dan is their reluctant night show. Reluctant? Sure. They did radio for 20 years and it can be cruel. They're changing that into "silly." Thanks for listening!

Direct download: Best_of_ACT_-_August_23-27.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EDT

First off, what a damn fun Friday! Thanks to EJ for stopping by and hanging for a bit! (His wife’s event - MyCon - will be going on this weekend. If you’re into the conventions and the nerd stuff, then this might be your jam.) Oh, and before I jump into the show notes, do me a huge favor and subscribe to the “strongest stream in Orlando!” lol We broadcast daily on Twitch.tv. If you’re not familiar, it’s extremely similar to YouTube but we prefer it for streaming. You can watch, chat, and also check out one of the coolest communities of streamers under the sun. Twitch has a real positivity to it that you just don’t see on the YT. Not hating at all - just saying. And if you love YouTube, like I do, and watch it on the daily, then you can subscribe to us on there because we replay everything on our YT channel! It’s pretty awesome. And both are under the name “TomandDanLive” 

With that out of the way, thanks to everyone who caught us LIVE! We had a ton of folks in there cutting it up and here’s what was on today’s menu:

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* Tom trying to fix his trailer

* After 6pm, everyone brings their broken boats to dock 

* Max flustered 

* Tom almost blew up Sam's car again

* Quarter ass 

* Loyal Ladies Society of T&D

* Gross WJW story 

* Songs from listeners

* History of Atlanta Falcons

* Waxing 90s radio bit 

* Bad dads

* Dan and Tom dot com

* Trash peoples dog names

* Trash peoples houses in MS flights

* Madden anxiety 

* Stu Goldfarb

* Frozen yogurt shops during covid

* Chili's frozen plastic mugs

* Tony's show pic choices

* Bob Ross documentary

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For all audio versions of this garbage, please go HERE:

Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan/id308614478

Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-show

TuneIn: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-Podcast-p393884/

iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1248-a-mediocre-time-with-tom-30696640/

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0IMs3hgNDuD6qI8ldHMWvH

Thanks for watching us and we’ll see you again tomorrow on Twitch at 10am-ish. 

Like - subscribe - and use the alert thingy. - d 

Direct download: 635-QuarterAzz-FIN.mp3
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The best segments from the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan" heard weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. Real Radio 104.1 is one of the original FM talk radio stations and Tom & Dan is their reluctant night show. Reluctant? Sure. They did radio for 20 years and it can be cruel. They're changing that into "silly." Thanks for listening! 

 

Direct download: Best_of_ACT_-_August_16-20.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EDT

Let's get to note'n.

Do you dorks even read this? There are times when I'm just sitting here at the studio, hammering away on these and I ask myself; "Do folks really care about the typed-out notes that accompany our show? Should I go home already? Do they scan this to see what the hell we did that day? I mean, I guess it matters if you're doing a quick search of the notes but I'm not even sure we have that capability!" ... I seriously think about that. 

So, let's roll! We had a really fun day today and for those of you that like the longer shows, we f'ed up and just let it roll. Who knows anymore. On this week's show:

* Seth arguing with his bank so he can buy a boat 

* PADH- Passive Aggressive D___head

* OnlyFans getting rid of porn

* Sitting on cakes 

* Dan's interaction with a litterbug in the Publix parking lot 

* Dr. Dre's daughter 

* Enabling

* Venus/Penis flytrap 

* Sleep number beds

* Who likes skinny d____?

* Chirp research 

* Chirpers Paradise

* Chirp choppin

* Ode to Tom Vann 

* Lenny Kravitz and his band all dress the same

* Barney burp 

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Thanks to all of you who might have caught the stream live. The Twitch chatroom that we have is a very fun and inclusive place of very adamant listeners. If you've never checked it out, you might really be missing out on something cool. Check it all out at Twitch.tv/TomandDanLive and we're always at "TomandDanLive" on YouTube. (All Twitch live streams are immediately uploaded there. 

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The best segments from the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan" heard weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM.

Direct download: Best_of_ACT_-_August_9-13.mp3
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