A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan (general)
The most mediocre time you'll ever have.

* Tom's RV share- has to change outfit to fit the part

* Big Epi
*  Seth drives his tampon car "for the kids"
* Seth's karate dance
* Tom looks at himself while banging and it looks like him sliding off of a roof
* Slam Hog
* Mike Tyson/Roy Jones Jr fight
* Netflix India controversy 
* Greg Norman's big ol beach D
* Like water on a goose dick 
* Priest pees on a passenger on a plane
* Discontinued cereals 
* Tom watched 365 days 
* Doing the Golden Tee
* Sledgehammer lyrics
* Addicted to Switch 
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♥️ - d
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A collection of what Dan and Samantha consider their best offerings from the last week of "A Corporate Time" shows. Or just a bunch of yelling. - d

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* Grandpas in porn

* Rakin the corns
* Key West Uncle Rico
* Tommy's ant bite scare
* Tom killing it on Mario 
* "I gotta stab your sacks!"
* Dan showing medical marijuana card to the bank teller
* Ross' news
* "Why don't my wishes come true?" - Tommy
* Rescued elephant from well 
* Pope "liking" Brazilian booty model on Instagram 
* Toy Hall of Fame inductees
* Cur your own Jenga 
* Underwater scooter getaway 
* Addresses on envelopes 
* Fresh Prince reunion 
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Have a wonderful morning. :) - d

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Yo! 

We hope that these podcast notes find you well. We're closing up shop, editing videos, and about to get out of here for the day. With that said, peep the new logo for the year! We're more than stoked about it and the fellas at The Danger Brain did a bang-up job, and always do to make us look rad. Thanks, fellas. 

So on this week's show, we had the whole gang - Seth on the news and an appearance from BOTH wives! Can you f'n believe it? Let's do this:

* Tom is hangry 

* Tom's gums are bleeding
* Passing on oblivious traits to Tommy
* Choplocked
* Homeless Harry Pots "episode" in the street 
* Concrete Mike calls in 
* Seth cries during Karate Kid
* Miyagidook
* Queer eyed- Seth crying
* White Castle vs Krystals
* Microdosing ayahuasca
* Trash tapas
* Crystal stops by 
* Farmer killed by dog 
* Butler's didgeridoo
* Lawn ornaments 
* Special needs gift-giving- Plastic soup bowl 
* Cancerous gooch cramps
* Orlando girls eat butt
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Have a wonderful weekend, my friends! I know that we might be limited in what we can do while this stupid pandemic is going on, but let's at least be safe. All love and thanks for listening. - d
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Sorry for the corrupt file earlier this week. I'm not really sure what's going on but we'll get to the bottom of it. Thanks for listening. - d

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Pure insanity. 

That's where we are folks. And I'm not even talking about what's happening in the world, I'm talking about today's show. (Kidding...it was actually pretty mellow today.) Thanks for joining us and we're more than happy to have you. Today, we were lucky enough to have Ross join us on news, which is always rad. Don't forget that he's got a big comedy show coming up tomorrow night at Bloodhound Brew. Peep the link HERE!

On this week's show:

* Letting Tommy say bad words

* The "C" word 
* Mail on male
* Coming up with your own facts
* Streaming Among Us
* Baby leaves a voicemail 
* Smooth crackey 
* Dilating eyes- Andrea calls in 
* "She wants more than the can"
* Ross POS news
* Ross got his eyebrow ring ripped out by fucking
* Putin has Parkinson's?
* Shit shank
* Kids upstairs throwing sticks
* BDM lego tattoo
* Vito Barkinson
* Masked Singer audience
* Tom mumbling through commercials
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Have a wonderful weekend, ya'll! All love! 
 
d
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We da BEST! - d

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This really is the last post from this computer. e had a client a few years back that helped to provide us with this wonderful machine. They made kill computers for folks that have no idea how to build and we're so good. The only issue is that (like most PC builder-mun) they specialized in only building PCs. Now, before you want to grab your pitchforks and run for my house, Let me say that I don't care. I just want an OS that gets things done and for many years leading up to starting this podcast, Apple and Apple products have served us very, very well. The only - only issue for us was the limit of the OS and money. So, with that said and with all of us enjoying the Mac workflow, we are proud that we have saved for a brand new machine that we're installing this weekend! It's gonna be rad! Cross your fingers - I'm nervous about the switch. 

On this week's show:

* Butler doing the Timmy all week to Tom 

* You spilled your dicks

* Boo bags 

* Pumpkin patch adventure

* Dick bills for Little Will

* Tom declares a prank war 

* "I'm gonna get ya!" -Tom to Butler

* BK taste test 

* Seth loves the Impossible Whopper

* Seth's douchebro news

* Mining asteroids

* Dump 'em out

* Tom and Dan look-a-likes

* Gloryholes update 

* Atlanta United player pushing demons out

* Dojo yo booty 

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So, I'm yanking this machine. Wish me luck! 

d

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The best. Period. - d

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Hey there, kids! 

Canoe Dildos for all, am I right? How are you guys? How the hell are you doing? So, I certainly have some notes to place here but I'm running late because we went late on the show. So, enjoy this shortlist and I'll fill this out a little bit better tomorrow. All love and have a wonderful weekend!

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On this week's show:

* Max got sick- Wuhan allergy

* Hold your piss like a man 

* Tom peed in a big blue Bart cup

* Tom's eye exam

* Put me down for 1 snake oil and 2 stones

* Ross' news

* Tom Vann escape math 

* Hiding at work 

* Ross decorates his house with fake rats

* Butler's ex-girlfriend's cat caught a flying squirrel 

* Vivid radio

* Rock that clit

* 3 Men and some gravy

* Kook of the day 

* Anessa check in 

* This pump is for Carol 

* Complaining about porno

* Canoe dildo 

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See ya'll tomorrow and thanks for supporting the show. You guys rule. - d

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Hey there, gang! 

So, this is a strange one! We actually have a gal who was in the NXIVM cult and she was more than willing to come on the show and tell us some of the real! (She's a BDM too! I mean...we probably could have guessed that, huh?)

With that said, this was what was on this week's show:

* Dan's a frog dad

* Dan's old letters from when he was a kid 

* Teah- former NXVIM member

* Tommy's eye therapy 

* One chip challenge

* Seth's douchebro news

* Magawa hero rat 

* Man in a jetpack flying near an airport 

* "Looks like your ass has been twirling pizzas" - Tom to Dan 

* Butler Slow Poke Rodriguez'd the delivery guy 

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Thanks so much to Teah for coming on the show and I look forward to branding her with T&D in the near future. Have a wonderful weekend and we'll see you back here on Monday! 

d

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Hi. We're back. We missed you too! - d

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Hey there gang...

All of us here at the studio hope that this podcast finds you well. It's strange out there, right? Little bit! People are all on edge. I get it. I get it. We all are. There's a ton of sh*t going on. It's fine. Put some dirt on it. 

...

On this week's show:

* Butler's proton pack 

* Bolo hat 

* Don't stomp the old man's mountains

* Toni is an American citizen 

* Toni changed his last name 

* Ross' POS news

* Nobel peace prize

* Country singer canceled from SNL

* Russian journalist set herself on fire

* Space force soldiers

* Double mantle

* Ross looks like Volleyball Keith Raniere

* Tom wants to brand Sam

* Mexican Street Cornpole

* Hunter's Creed trailer

* Brady lost count of the downs

* Dan ruined Andrea's bday 

* Tom fixed Spidey

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Ok. Well, hey...we know that things are strange right now and many of you email the show and let me know that we really help you through these strange days. First of all, that really means a great deal to all of us. That's the reason that we do it. Well, that...that and the fact that we can make money. Money's good. Have a great weekend, guys. And as Tom says, "Stay safe out there." - d

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Hey there, gang! 

First of all, let me take a little space here to THANK all of you that have reached out about the loss of my Mother. I'll make this short, but thank you for your kindness and for reminding me that damn fine people are still out there. ❤️ you all. (Mom used to text me that. 😎)

On this week's show:

* Karate guys love rocks 

* Boner roll 

* Seth's rage for a Saab guy 

* King Chopper song

* Dan's old man mask 

* Seth's news

* Venezuela starving

* Inspect the plums

* Bumpy plums 

* Lady forced to forfeit lottery winnings due to lost ticket 

* Sleep swallowing

* Butler's proton pack

* Eating goat head

* People hugging for too long

* Prank encounters

* Hey Bart Simpson, let's go surfing!

* Tom watched his wife pee

* Sh*t-O

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Have a wonderful Friday, ya'll and just know that no matter what, you can always just come back here. :)

d

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Here's your "ACT Best Of" of the week. And yes, we're behind a week because of like that thing that happened that was bad. You know the thing. 😎 With that said, have a fantastic weekend and we'll be back from vacation on Monday! - d

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We are very lucky boys. 

Well - that's only if you actually believe in luck, but with that said, the World Famous Piff the Magic Dragon Skyped in today. And seriously, we don't know why? I mean, you've heard our show. Right? We agree. With all of that said, Piff emailed Tom and said that he misses (a little bit) being on the road and having the ability to drop by his favorite podcasts and get coughed on and have his hand shaken. Well, we can't do that, so you're going to have to settle for this virtual interview with the only magic dragon in existence. Seriously, THANK YOU Piff for always being so kind and sweet to us. Lord knows, with the couple of weeks that I and the gang have had, this was a fantastically needed and enjoyed surprise. 

With all of that, we are now officially on vacation. I'm not really sure how to feel about this. I mean, I know that I need it but I'm still sad and have my freak out moments. I guess I'll just do my best and go from there. We all know that Tom and Sam will come back with all of the stories. I'll try to gather a few too. Apparently, Butler is working? Who knows! lol

On this week's show:

Skype with Piff the Magic Dragon

* OnlyDragons.com

* Donations making Tom mad

* Fruck You!

* Ross' POS news

* Biggie crown sold for $600K

* Chinese racial slur used by a professor

* Sonic diarrhea

* Running out of monkeys for COVID testing

* Tommy affecting Maisie's behavior 

* Masks in commercials

* Miscarriage and anxiety in the morning

* B.B. Dings

* Tom's professional driver

* Companion urns

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Dig it. Off to be with my family. (What's left of it. I'm sorry. I don't really have control over the things that I type. I should not have come here.)

d

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Dearest T&D Family,

I just got home from handling a few more piles of bullsh*t that comes with the death of a family member - in a town that I don't want to be in - talking to people that I don't want to talk to. And, let me be clear, they're all wonderful people. I'm just not in the mood to be handling all of this. Not that anyone would be, but I'm just trying my best to execute Mamma's wishes, be kind to those that cared for her, and also not collapse in the process and I've got to tell you, this sh*t is hard. I'm not sure how Mom did all of this when Dad died and didn't freak the f*ck out. It's terrible. Simply terrible. I'm really sorry that I haven't been able to get back to all of you and reply to all of your kind and thoughtful comments, well wishes, and prayers. It means the world to me - every comment is helpful in propping me up, and getting me back to the way that I need to be. You guys are amazing and I love you all so much. You're one of the only reasons that I'm even ok. You guys, my amazing and fantastic wife, and my kind, loving, and hilarious daughter who seems to know that lately, I need a good laugh. My head hurts, so I'm going to wrap it up but not without saying to all of you how much you all meant to Mom. Mom really enjoyed being on the show. She did. Her friends would mention it and they always got such good laughs out of it. To those that met Mom on a T&D Cruise, you know how much she enjoyed being just a little part of this community that we have all created. You guys are so amazing! Thank you for helping to prop me up. This is what we do and please know that I will be there for all of you, just as you have been there for me.

I love you guys.

Have a cold one for Mama.

❤️ d ...

On this week's show:

* RIP #GrammyWithAMaggie * Tom's bedtime stories

* Broom racin'

* Seth reads Harry Potter on the show

* Pancake House

* Seth's IHOP melee

* Christmas experience at Gaylord Palms

* Birdseed bell

* Trulieve Santa

* Backwards tattoo

* Dan featured on the Sean Paul Peloton ride

* Racoons let the bees in

* Family Matter- "Lovely Hat!"

* Mattress Sizes

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I'll fill this in when I get back. Sorry, guys. 

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Nothing but the best. Like seriously. No seriously. - d

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Hey there, kids! Welcome to a brand new "A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan" and thanks so much for taking the time to consume a little part of us! No seriously. It really means a lot! We know that the world is swirling with tons of strange and sad BS out there, and it makes us happy to hopefully make you forget a little bit about all of that which shall not be mentioned. 

On this week's show:

* Chungus origin

* Humungus chungus

* Grift truck- anxiety machine

* Raccoon in a box kid

* Ross' news

* Putting out fires with Bud Light

* Polar bear vs hippo

* Toni Rodriguez apparel line: Stay Young SB 

* Tom almost got Toni fired

* BDM got his hat stolen from a neighbor

* Altoid panties

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With that note, and I know that we haven't mentioned it at all, but thanks to all of you who voted us the best podcast in Orlando during the Orlando Weekly "Best Of Orlando" awards. This is like the 6th or 7th year that we've taken home the award for "Best Podcast" and it's always an honor and cool to be mentioned. During the years that we've been included in these awards, we have taken home almost every prize - from "Best Kept Secret" to the time that I won "Best Local Big Shot" in 2015. The bottom line is that we have done it all. (We've even beat out folks who claimed that they had COVID 19 in order to win! Whereas I can never imagine needing to win something so bad that I'd lean on being sick with a serious disease - but imagine the disappointment when you realize that you still didn't win, and people didn't care! 😬  Em-f*cking-barrassing.) And although we really didn't mention it at all, I think that in the future, we'd like to see some fresh podcasts take the crown as I do finally believe we have in fact - been there...and done all of that. But thank you again for all of the love and votes. It is never taken for granted and is always appreciated. 

Be sure to check out Toni Rage's new skateboard apparel brand. https://stayyoungsb.com/ is the web address and be sure to check it out. It's super green but the design is rad and he's going to be releasing a lot of stuff that shares the undying passion that T has had for skating and the fun that goes along with it. He was having a little bit of trouble with his site during the show, but I'm sure that it's fixed by now. Head over there and buy up all of those shirts for "Brown Trump" and all of the joy that he's brought to us - being a friend of the show. 

With that said, I'm out. I'm actually thinking about going out tonight. (To eat. Not dancing. This is the first time that I've thought about dance clubs. What the hell are those cats doing during all of this BS?) Heading to the small of tacos and well see you back here on Monday! All love! - d

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We da BEST! - d

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What a strange day. 

I just got back from picking up Maisie from her first day of Kindergarten. It's insane to think that much time has passed. Most of the time I still think that I have a baby but she's becoming a full human and it's blowing my mind. Enough of that. On this week's show:

*Seth's rocking a stache

* Dan got a reverse frog

* Seth buried his cowboy boots

* Relaxed fit condom

* Nip dots

* Seth's news

* Neflix film: Cuties

* Auto brew syndrome

* White vultures

* Sabbath mode

I'd write more but I selfishly want to get back home to see how Mai's day was. Sorry. You'll get the gist if you just put the show in your ears. It's funny. And Seth is insane. 

All the best and thanks for taking the time to support us. We. Have. The. Best. Listeners. In. The. World. 

d

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Happy Saturday, guys! Dan here! As I close down the studio for the day, please know how much it means to me and Tom that you take the time to listen to the BS that we barf out. You guys are the best. Here's your Best Of. :) - d

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Hey there, kids! Are we ok? You ok? Is this thing on?

I know that sh*t is hard right now, but you have my promise that we work tirelessly to make you laugh. And that's it. Nothing more. We know our lane. 😎 Thanks for hanging with us this Friday afternoon and let's get into it, shall we?

On this week's show:

* It's hard to live

* Tom's boat storage debacle

* Orlando Sentinel was sent to collections

* This is your fault, Bob! 

* Ross' POS news

* NASA banning terms

* World's most expensive corona mask 

* Simon Cowell broke his back 

* Grampire

* FUKU

We're trying these days to do a hard 2 hours and then get the F out because we know that we have a tendency to ramble and then the show is like 4 hours long and drunk and a mess. We're sure that you understand. And if you've got feedback, hit us up - show@tomanddan.com and on that note, I'm going to go listen to Spotify and get all of this damned talk radio/podcast BS out of my head. Hahahaha...

We love you guys and we'll see you on Monday. Have a safe and wonderful week. Try to make the best of it. 💖

d

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Enjoy and have a fun and safe weekend! - d

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Happy Friday to you all.

We’re just hanging in the Streamline studio, putting the final touches on the end of our day, and we’re glad that you’re joining us for another episode!

Don’t forget that there’s a bunch of brand new merch on TomandDan.com and we should be adding a bit more in the next few weeks and as things come in. (I hear tell that we’re working on some actual political styled signs for your yard. That will really confuse the neighbors. lol) Don’t forget to like and subscribe the YouTube channel and thanks as always for all of the support.

On this week’s show:

* Shart week promotion

* Seth like to prairie dog

* Fecalphilia

* Seth's king dining room 

* Swimming in canals

* Weed is bad for your heart?

* Best man speeches

* Young doodoo dojo

* Tom wants to revamp Scare Tactics again

* Andrea's Boston pirate character: Worst Beard

* Short dick man 

* Mets catcher walks out to "Beat It'"

Thanks for watching, listening, chatting, and sharing folks and we’ll see you all back here on Monday!

d

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We had the opportunity to chat with Jacki and Debbie about some of the amazing classes that they'll be teaching virtually courtesy of "Fairvilla University" or the sexual education arm of the legendary Fairvilla Megastore. Hit up Fairvilla.com for more info and to find out class dates, times, and login information. - d

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Nothing but the best for you guys. Sadly, I'm having to upload this show again this morning as it did not seem to post on Friday night. Apologies for that and to those of you who expect your files on time. I would too. All the best and thanks for listening! - d

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Hey there, kids!

Today was a f'n blast! I sort of needed it and maybe you did too. There are times when I need some of the funniest people that I know, to rally behind me and just make me laugh. Don't do anything OTHER than make me laugh. That's all that I need. That's what sort of happened today and let's get into it:

On this week's show:

* RIP Pissface- Pour one out for Pissface

* Tom got the Timmy at Lowe's 

* Ballsy Butler

* Tom Doordashed Cracker Barrel to the wrong address

* Skype with Ross

* Scrabble update

*Tom- "Stealing turds is dumb"

* 1920 or 2020?

* Russian Rambo

* Opium

* Dr. Faucci's first pitch 

* Bay of piglets

* Skype with Griftin Jess

* White Monster = Titusville Champagne

* Tom's glass forest 

* Marnie the butterfly

* Skim boards 

* Maximum sharpness

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I've got more to say but I'm pissy so I'm just going to peace-out. I love you all - the best listeners in the f'n world and we will see you all back here on Monday. Bet on it! 

d

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Simply the best. Better than all the rest. - d

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* Seth Lumpazelli

* HypochondriApp

* Pun intooted

* Seth kicked in the bathroom door on his great-grandmother

* Dan and Andrea's fight over car battery 

* Spread out the crazy 

* Lady dies on France rollercoaster 

* Seth vs an actual gorilla

* Tyson vs Roy Jones Jr 

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Hey there, gang!

Welcome to the 580th show of "A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan." I've got to be honest with you and tell you that as these shows get u[ in numbers, I wonder how long we're going to be able to do this. Truly. 580? Are you F&*^ing kidding me? I would have never bet on us completing this amount of show - or even one that I felt was worthy of release. Seriously. 580? No F'n way! 

On this week's show:

* Eric Pabon calls in 

* Tom's wallet was found

* DickDecks

* Skype with Ross McCoy

* Chris Rock tattoos

* Banksy paintings on London subway 

* Monique vs Netflix

* Slurs in scrabble

* Tom will die on Honky Hill

* Dan is a dance dad

* Butler's high school hat business

* Peg leg jeans

* Pizza burgers

* Toilet breaking

* Breaking things due to rage

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With all of this said, have you checked out our YouTube channel? One of the things that I'm the proudest of, is the fact that it does not look like a hunk of sh*t. Take a peek - and thanks for supporting and participating with our lil' show. 

All love,

d

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Only the best. Delivered by only the best. Or possibly the worst. Well, not the worst but certainly not the best of the best. Just like "normal" best - not "best" best. That would be insane. - d

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On this week's show:

* Treatment for the orb 

* Tom's kitchen renovation

* Tom blew out Suntan Sally's begonias

* Craiglist E.T.'s 

* The Full Pink Panther

* Temple of Doom water shut-off

* Old man gets electrocuted by dishwasher

* Tom's car got broken into again and they got his wallet

* Dick cards in wallet

* The new "I'll sue you" is "I'll see you  on social media!"

* Bad reviews

* Seth's news

* Seth used to poo in his hand and smear it on walls

* Finding gross stuff in your food 

* Butler's dryer repair 

* Breaking glass with your voice

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Tomorrow. - d

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The best of the best of the best...for the best of the best of the best. - d

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Hey there, gang! And thanks for taking the time to press play on the show. Look - we know that there are tons of choices out there that you could make and do make when you're looking for something to throw in your brain. We appreciate each and every one of you for choosing us and taking a listen. Truly. You guys - the listeners - you are the only reason that we do this. We could just go back to shitty ol' radio...but then we wouldn't get to see all of you! Hahaha... I digress. Plus I'm f'n exhausted from Tuddle being on the show today. Trust me...you're in for a treat. 

On this week's show:

* 7-11 Rewards card

* Tom's overflooded gutter problem AGAIN

* Elevator button in the cold rain

* Lightning- Blow your button off

* Tom is the Lebron James of minding your business

* Butler is a Karen to a man at the airport

* Tom's sons saw the Bug-a-salt

* Skype with Tuddle

* Posedown!

* Pariah Mike's "Business Rainman"

* Tom helps Tuddle with business advice

* Oxy Potter and JK Rehab

* Tuddle's dad check-in 

* Hiding your coughing

* Wheel scooters

* Ja Rule's Greek deli 

* Celebrity show off

* Thriller video

...

Have a more than wonderful weekend guys! I know that sh*t is terrible right now for most of us. I mean...the part that truly hurts me the most is that I haven't been able to hug my Mama more than one time in 4 months. (she's older and I certainly don't want to get her sick.) I know that many - if not all of you are in exactly the same boat. Since we're all here - I'm just glad that we get the opportunity to laugh a little bit and power through all of this BS. That's all it is. We don't control it. We can only ride it. 

Here's to having a great weekend - being safe - and throwing love to all of those that we care about in our lives. 

All the best, guys! 

d

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Have a great Saturday, folks, and please enjoy this ACT Best Of hand-selected by our amazing producer, Samantha! - d

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Thanks, as always for tuning into the show. We are so, so glad that you joined us and hope that you had as much fun listening as we did flapping our gums. 

On this week's show:

* No Skip Vann song

* Skip gate

* Every dad's gotta die

* Tom's car got broken into 

* Cat man is a hero- Cat army

* Fight of the Navigator 

* Seth's douchebro news

* CleminLemon

* Dust storm halting hurricanes 

* Critic donkey

* History of frozen pizza

* More alien colonizations

* Chuck E. Cheese is shutting down 

* Butler almost shot his eye out with a Bug-a-salt

* History of graham crackers

* Opium enemas

* Shoot Seth's nards with Bug-a-salt

* Could you build me a daddy song

...

So there you have it! Check out the video on YouTube - just search "TomandDanLive" - we think that you'll dig it! And you can always watch LIVE on Twitch. www.Twitch.tv/TomandDanLive. We'll see you next week! Thanks for the support! - d

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Only the best. Nothing but. - d

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Hey, there gang!

Apologies for the notes being a few days late but it was important for me to enjoy a fine Taco Bell dinner with my family and undisturbed. Yep. That's really what we did. Now, on to the notes:

On this week's show:

Dan's bday- 44 OLD!

* Mastering masturbating

* Evolved Fights

* Stanima Jones

* Papus pillow

* Guess Who and board games

* Fatso Buttcut

* Snooping on phones

* Sharing misinformation

* Couple "rehomes" autistic child

* Seth's turtles die

* The Villages documentary 

* Shop LC

* Bargain Alert!!

* Bloodwork

* Dan watches Star Wars

* Butler's candy shame

...

Have a great week, guys! We love you and thanks for pressing play, ya'll. - d

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Only the best. - d

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Hey there, gang! 

Did you know that you can watch the show? We broadcast LIVE on Twitch, and all flagship shows are edited and then re-released on YouTube for those that love the video component of the show.

You can find us on Twitch HERE: www.twitch.tv/tomanddanlive

You can find us on YouTube HERE: https://www.youtube.com/user/AMediocreTime

...

Before we get to the notes, here's how to find us! 

Other podcasts aggregates or scrapers:

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TuneIn: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-Podcast-p393884/

iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1248-a-mediocre-time-with-tom-30696640/

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0IMs3hgNDuD6qI8ldHMWvH

...I have no idea why there weren't any notes for today's show. It might have a little something to do with me drinking White Claw 70's and then switching to regular ol' WC. I digress. 

On this week's show:

* Erik is Optimerch Prime

* Down dentist
* Tom's Eastern block dentist
* Professional butthole mouth 
* Maisie's #RealTalk with Dan 
* We call Seth and Felicia to talk about Nunes fight
* Divorced dad pads
* Toad'n
* Leaving it in until flaccid
* Blowing up grills 
* Fish death 
* #TowelRackFoLife
* Splitting your pants 
...
Ok. Apologies again for the late notes. Stay safe out there, folks and throw some love this weekend. We'll see you on Monday!
 
d
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Hey there, gang!

We hope that these show notes find you well. We just packed up for the day, and we’re all about to take off. We do hope that you all have a fantastic weekend - we’re going to try our best to do the same. With that said, and I know that I sound like a broken record as I type this, but we would really like for you to like and subscribe to our YouTube page. You can find it by heading over to YouTube and simply searching “TomandDanLive.” We’ll pop right up and trust me when I tell you, that I think we have one of the best YouTube channels out there. We have full shows. We have audio-only shows. We have original cartoons done by the mega-talented Swervey Jones. We have a ton of behind the scenes and event videos, as well. So, let’s get to today!

On this week’s show:

...

* Seth is here- Felicia fight

* Listener calls in- Tested negative for COVID-19, but positive for skin cancer and leprosy

* Nose in your mailbox

* Mole or blood

* Sgt. Pepper Lips designs

* OG show circle continues

* Setholamule

* Bufo toads

* Double toad'n it

* Chimney iguanas

* Disney opening back up 

* Olsen twins

* $800 blue sweater

* Butler's gleeking

* Brown bear stalks boy in Italy

* Moose antennas

* Seth vs a Moose

...

Have a great one guys and if you have something that you would like for us to chat about or a topic that you think might be good for the show, fire us an email; show@tomanddan.com is the address, and on that note, we’ll see you Monday!

All the best and all love,

d

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Only but the best. The Champagne of Podcasts. - d

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Hi. Limited time. Here's the menu:

* Seth- first guest back

* Froggin Friday

* Seth's rash

* Mike Tyson/Holyfield fight again

* Seth vs Tyson

* Only people cry 

* Jean-Claude Van Blamme

* Alabama Blammer

* Drinking during the quarantine

* Butler's Fairvilla unboxing

* How long do you stay inside after finishing

* Seth's douchebro news

* Muppets Now

* Nassau scientists- alternate timeline

* Benjamin Button's baby bj's

* Jim Hanson

* Dog's anal glands

* Emails

* Vibration nation 

* Kids and cuss words

...

Thanks, kids. Today was much needed. 

d

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Oh yeah...it's the best! - d

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Hey there, gang! 

Did you know that you can watch the show? We broadcast LIVE on Twitch, and all flagship shows are edited and then re-released on YouTube for those that love the video component of the show.

You can find us on Twitch HERE: www.twitch.tv/tomanddanlive

You can find us on YouTube HERE: https://www.youtube.com/user/AMediocreTime

...

Before we get to the notes, here's how to find us! 

Other podcasts aggregates or scrapers:

Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan/id308614478

Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-show

TuneIn: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-Podcast-p393884/

iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1248-a-mediocre-time-with-tom-30696640/

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0IMs3hgNDuD6qI8ldHMWvH

...

* Maisie wants makeup for her bday

* Hands up, feet up, don't shoot questions

* God is a monkey 

* Tom explains evolution to his kids

* Mail on male

* Dreams

* Sleep and peak 

* Watermelon A Cautionary Tale

* Commando sex scene

* Finish in the skimmer

* Tom's new smoothie boy

* Grocery car theft

* Rockabye blowjob

* Pantyhose

* Hot tub audio 

...

Have a wonderful weekend, folks and if YOU have anything that you think we need to chat about, hit up TomandDan.com or email Show@TomandDan.com and we'll do our best to kick it around. 

All love,

d

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Hey there, gang! 

Did you know that you can watch the show? We broadcast LIVE on Twitch, and all flagship shows are edited and then re-released on YouTube for those that love the video component of the show.

You can find us on Twitch HERE: www.twitch.tv/tomanddanlive

You can find us on YouTube HERE: https://www.youtube.com/user/AMediocreTime

...

Before we get to the notes, here's how to find us! 

Other podcasts aggregates or scrapers:

Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan/id308614478

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TuneIn: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-Podcast-p393884/

iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1248-a-mediocre-time-with-tom-30696640/

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0IMs3hgNDuD6qI8ldHMWvH

...

* Tom's new AC system 

* Tommy's time anxiety and car drop off

* Tom's bribing Max's teacher with White Claw merch

* Money muffins

* Giant White Claw gift basket 

* Skype call with Brian from SV Delos

* Racoon Cay

* Raising a baby on a boat

* Who's Dumpin?

* Dump it out

* Bass is back 

* Dan turned down a bj because he had just peed

* Bubble heart attack 

* Butler raw dogging

* Caesar dragging his wet dick across Dan's toes

* Dan Dennis questions

...

So tired. What a great Friday. I hope that you guys had as much fun as we did and on that note...we'll see you Monday for BDM shows and ACT. All love!

d

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Hey there, gang! 

Did you know that you can watch the show? We broadcast LIVE on Twitch, and all flagship shows are edited and then re-released on YouTube for those that love the video component of the show.

You can find us on Twitch HERE: www.twitch.tv/tomanddanlive

You can find us on YouTube HERE: https://www.youtube.com/user/AMediocreTime

...

Before we get to the notes, here's how to find us! 

Other podcasts aggregates or scrapers:

Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan/id308614478

Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-show

TuneIn: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-Podcast-p393884/

iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1248-a-mediocre-time-with-tom-30696640/

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0IMs3hgNDuD6qI8ldHMWvH

...

Wow...I needed that.

I needed a good laugh. 

I can always count on you - the BDM family - all of the listeners - and of course Tom, Sam, and Butler to make me get a good cry laugh going. Totally needed it and chances are, you do too. Let's get to it. Have a great weekend, folks! 

...

On this week's show:

* Bullying during a business call

* Butler's "clip art"

* !FishCam in full effect

* Tom introduced his kids to "Bombs Over Baghdad"

* Nighttime conversations

* Moms over bad dads

* Maisie skateboarding

* Emails and voicemails

* Who's Porkin theme song

* Dreams

* Bloodpocalypse

* Poop banana

* Rubbing one out at work 

* Butler's BJ in a Spaghetti Warehouse parking lot

*Collard greens

* "Need to watch sick"- Max

* Tommy's cube train homework

* Chompy

* Did too much with a lot

* Park and Rec reunion

* Meat Run

* Pee on my tongue

...

Ok. I've been spending way too much time here lately...sort of pissing off the wife. I apologize to everyone for that...I'm just trying to make us better. It's like one of the only things that I can control. I'm sure you guys get it...and we all hope that you know how much we appreciate all of you. Truly. ❤️

See you Monday! 

d

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Wow. It's a wild time, right? I know that I say that a lot, but it seems important to me at times that we're all having to deal with that! Does anyone else think this is odd? Anyone? I digress:

* Last day/night of cruises

* The Wet Slit

* Is "cuck" racist?

* Butler's Star Wars poster investment

* Petey Posters

* Tom tried to install a boat stereo

* Jenna Hirt calls in 

* Mail on male

* Shop class

* Dan's griddle

* "Don't griddle your pubes!"

* Tom's manscaping

* Power for the pubes

If you need me, I'll be with my griddle. 

All love, folks! 

d

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Nothing but the best. - d

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Hey there, gang! 

Did you know that you can watch the show? We broadcast LIVE on Twitch, and all flagship shows are edited and then re-released on YouTube for those that love the video component of the show.

You can find us on Twitch HERE: www.twitch.tv/tomanddanlive

You can find us on YouTube HERE: https://www.youtube.com/user/AMediocreTime

...

Before we get to the notes, here's how to find us! 

Other podcasts aggregates or scrapers:

Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan/id308614478

Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-show

TuneIn: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-Podcast-p393884/

iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1248-a-mediocre-time-with-tom-30696640/

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0IMs3hgNDuD6qI8ldHMWvH

...

* Loud pipes saves lives

* Tom's telemedicine call

* Dan put porn in the background of doc call

* Onward- Tom says it's too sad

* Puddle of Mudd's Nirvana cover

* Drunkbo

* KC and JoJo cover Stevie Wonder

* Animal Crossing

* Tom Exotic- Hot Tub King

* Quality cuzz

* Big Tim calls in about moving the hot tub

* Do they float? T*ts n Tubs

...

I'm tired. Normally, I would write so much more for you...but I've had it. (Nothing at all due to what's going on...just actually tired.) I wish you the best weekend ever and thanks for taking the time to hit that play button and share our show with your friend. It truly means more than you know. Thank you. - d

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The best of the best or worst (depending on how you look at it) of our radio show - "A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan." - d

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Hey there, gang! 

Did you know that you can watch the show? We broadcast LIVE on Twitch, and all flagship shows are edited and then re-released on YouTube for those that love the video component of the show.

You can find us on Twitch HERE: www.twitch.tv/tomanddanlive

You can find us on YouTube HERE: https://www.youtube.com/user/AMediocreTime

...

Before we get to the notes, here's how to find us! 

Other podcasts aggregates or scrapers:

Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan/id308614478

Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-show

TuneIn: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-Podcast-p393884/

iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1248-a-mediocre-time-with-tom-30696640/

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0IMs3hgNDuD6qI8ldHMWvH

...

On this week's show:

* Tom ruined Easter

* Crystal calls in 

* Kids on Zoom calls

* Shower glass update

* Troy Bieber and Littler Wayne

* The Butt Math 

* Tom's deformed bicep 

* Creatine shampoo

* Bum Baconator 

* Quarantine cribs with Tuddle

* "The chemo tightened up my mom"- Tuddle

* Trunk trash 

* Deniable plausibility 

* Sh*t woosh 

* Pablo Xannybar

* XFL folded

* Brady said Gronk has an amazing penis

* Animal Crossing talk 

* Tommy is Tizzo 

...so that's about it. Wow...what a week, and we would not have been able to make it through it if it had not been for the BDM community. Seriously. Every time that I pop in there, I'm ready to see some friendly faces, make a joke, and clear my mind. Thank you for all that you are. And on that note, I've got to go home and see what we've got left in the freezer because we've been good and trying to avoid going to the store. Heads up, folks! We're all in this together! - d

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All the best from a week's worth of "a Corporate TIME" shows. (Me thinks that this one is out of order. Apologies. I think I got mixed up.) - d

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Hey there, gang! 

Did you know that you can watch the show? We broadcast LIVE on Twitch, and all flagship shows are edited and then re-released on YouTube for those that love the video component of the show.

You can find us on Twitch HERE: www.twitch.tv/tomanddanlive

You can find us on YouTube HERE: https://www.youtube.com/user/AMediocreTime

...

Before we get to the notes, here's how to find us! 

Other podcasts aggregates or scrapers:

Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan/id308614478

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TuneIn: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-Podcast-p393884/

iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1248-a-mediocre-time-with-tom-30696640/

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0IMs3hgNDuD6qI8ldHMWvH

...

On this week's show:

* Tom's sparing the beans

* Selling titty pics

* Aim for the silverfish 

* BDM with COVID-19 calls in 

* Susie- worked at a big cat rescue and knew Carole Baskin

* Awards shows should be like the Mark Twain awards

* Spring break stories

* Animal Crossing

* Tom-vana

* Dan almost got hit by a car

* Voicemails

* Caller gets BUI

...

Look...we know that it's strange out there. You have my promise that I'm always going to do whatever I can to make you guys laugh. 100%. This is pretty much my most favorite thing to do - aside from spending time from the family. You guys are our family. So many of the BDM members have become friends, and I think that's what I like the most about what we've created. I've said this before, and I'll repeat it...if you or a loved one require anything, please hit me up, and I'll see if I can make it happen. We're a big "scumbag" family here, and it would indeed be my pleasure. 

Well, it's off to see the family. 

All the best, wash those hands, and stay inside folks! 

d

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❤️ - d

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The best ACT goodness that we can offer you at this time. :)

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Hey there, gang! 

Did you know that you can watch the show? We broadcast LIVE on Twitch, and all flagship shows are edited and then re-released on YouTube for those that love the video component of the show.

You can find us on Twitch HERE: www.twitch.tv/tomanddanlive

You can find us on YouTube HERE: https://www.youtube.com/user/AMediocreTime

...

Before we get to the notes, here's how to find us! 

Other podcasts aggregates or scrapers:

Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan/id308614478

Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-show

TuneIn: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-Podcast-p393884/

iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1248-a-mediocre-time-with-tom-30696640/

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0IMs3hgNDuD6qI8ldHMWvH

...

On this week's show:

* Butler is dressed as Joe Exotic

* Tom Vann's double dinner

* Johnny Carson toilet paper panic

* Dry Willy Shiz

* World's fastest clown

* Tik Tok talk 

* Leaving the keys in construction equipment

* Skype call with Andrea

* Working from home trend

* Dan doesn't get involved

* Dishwashing

* Alex (Tom's friend) worked for Doc Antle

* Smartest of the carnies

...

We love you guys and please take all of this seriously. Other folks might get sick because of you. Just be cool bro. Ok. Off to edit video. We hope that you're all well and we'll talk to you Monday! 

d

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The best we have to offer from our radio fun times. - d

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Hey there, gang! 

Did you know that you can watch the show? We broadcast LIVE on Twitch, and all flagship shows are edited and then re-released on YouTube for those that love the video component of the show.

You can find us on Twitch HERE: www.twitch.tv/tomanddanlive

You can find us on YouTube HERE: https://www.youtube.com/user/AMediocreTime

...

Before we get to the notes, here's how to find us! 

Other podcasts aggregates or scrapers:

Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan/id308614478

Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-show

TuneIn: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-Podcast-p393884/

iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1248-a-mediocre-time-with-tom-30696640/

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0IMs3hgNDuD6qI8ldHMWvH

...

On this week's show:

* Dumb old man pizza guy

* Not knowing how to react with pandemic

* Busdeker check-in

* Ladies and genilmens

* Tuddle check-in

* Tuddle's brother Muddle

* Ether talk 

* Dan Cummins check-in

* Stocking up on guns

* D-Rugg check-in

* Quinoa shortage

* Crime is legal now

* Can't handle the gas 

* Seatbelt on high 

* Ross McCoy check-in

* Lego disassembling

* Jim Philips check-in

* Remy calls us

* Strawberry jizz

* Remy has a shotgun

* Mama Dennis check-in

* Let the nipples hit the ground 

* Butt soul patch 

* Calm down Sh*tmonger

...

Look. We know that things are not ideal but we just need to attempt to have the best weekend that we can, and then start fresh next week - with new rules! Was those hands, check on someone you love, and we'll see you Monday for more chit-chat. 

All the best,

d

Direct download: Show563-CallingAllFriends-FIN.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:19pm EST

ACT's best segments of the week. - d

Direct download: ACT_BEST_OF_3-2_THROUGH_3-6.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EST

Hey there, gang! 

Did you know that you can watch the show? We broadcast LIVE on Twitch, and all flagship shows are edited and then re-released on YouTube for those that love the video component of the show.

You can find us on Twitch HERE: www.twitch.tv/tomanddanlive

You can find us on YouTube HERE: https://www.youtube.com/user/AMediocreTime

...

Before we get to the notes, here's how to find us! 

Other podcasts aggregates or scrapers:

Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan/id308614478

Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-show

TuneIn: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-Podcast-p393884/

iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1248-a-mediocre-time-with-tom-30696640/

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0IMs3hgNDuD6qI8ldHMWvH

...

On this week's show:

* Coronavirus is shutting everything down 

* Pica pica is back at Tom's house

* Kids go skiing school

* Mike B calls in- Burrito grandpa

* Bachelor party in Vegas update

* Seth motorboated Frenchy's T's

* Prisoner calls in 

* Loose meat in your straps 

* The ouR Team

* Drool on your Jordans

* Seth's douchebro news

* Alien protein

* Mulan cutting characters because of #MeToo

* Soapy butt update

...

Look, we know that all of this is hard and scary. All that we're going to try to provide and you have our word on this - all that we're trying to provide is a few laughs along the way. We want you all to do everything as you are directed by professionals and please try to stay safe. The vibe was odd today. It was. and there's nothing that we can do about that until we all get used to this new "us."

Much love and please be smart,

d

Direct download: Show562-OurTeam-FIN.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:20pm EST

Is it the best? Sure. Why not. - d

Direct download: ACTBestOf_2-24through2-28.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EST

Hey there, gang! 

Did you know that you can watch the show? We broadcast LIVE on Twitch, and all flagship shows are edited and then re-released on YouTube for those that love the video component of the show.

You can find us on Twitch HERE: www.twitch.tv/tomanddanlive

You can find us on YouTube HERE: https://www.youtube.com/user/AMediocreTime

...

Before we get to the notes, here's how to find us! 

Other podcasts aggregates or scrapers:

Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan/id308614478

Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-show

TuneIn: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-Podcast-p393884/

iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1248-a-mediocre-time-with-tom-30696640/

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0IMs3hgNDuD6qI8ldHMWvH

...

On this week's show:

* Seth has the flu

* Recap of Felicia Spencer's fight

* Call Seth

* Dan is General Niceties

* Adrenaline boner

* BDM Neil calls in from jury duty 

* Glass bottom boats

* Excursions suck

* Tuddle calls in 

* Special needs detective is bad at evading people

* Corporate Drunky

* Casselberry- No castles, all dingleberries

* Mail on male

* Gagging/gaping

* Grifting cars 

* Cuthbert buttf*ck 

...

We love you guys. Thanks for the support and all of the love. You guys never cease to amaze us - BECAUSE you're the best listeners in the F'N world! I've got to get out of here because it's family time, but Tom and I both hope that you have a great weekend! For all things Tom and Dan - please hit the website and check out all of the content and the merch that we have to offer. Content is free - merch is reasonable. 

All love,

d

Direct download: Show561-CorporateDrunky-FIN.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:43pm EST

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: MarlonWaynes3-FIN.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00pm EST

"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies." 

Direct download: AGGTM-TetrisCat-FIN.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:00am EST

The best that we can offer from our stupid radio show. :) 

 
Direct download: ACTBestOf_2-17through2-21.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EST

Hey there, gang! 

Did you know that you can watch the show? We broadcast LIVE on Twitch, and all flagship shows are edited and then re-released on YouTube for those that love the video component of the show.

You can find us on Twitch HERE: www.twitch.tv/tomanddanlive

You can find us on YouTube HERE: https://www.youtube.com/user/AMediocreTime

...

Before we get to the notes, here's how to find us! 

Other podcasts aggregates or scrapers:

Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan/id308614478

Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-show

TuneIn: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-Podcast-p393884/

iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1248-a-mediocre-time-with-tom-30696640/

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0IMs3hgNDuD6qI8ldHMWvH

...

On this week's show:

* Jana Banana Shelfer is here!

* Career changes

* Ride the disability train

* Jana's husband ripped his nipple off

* The couple that spins together, stays together

* Molly- BDM who had a seizure while driving and Shawn her sweatpants hero

* Gunt Tuesday- Throw bologna at it

* Old man in a nursing home- suck my $%^&

* Tom is the Mumble Whisperer

* Little Vito's

...

Everyone is gone. The virus got them. (Totally kidding...) Nah. I'm just the only person that's left at the studio. Hey...thanks to ALL of you for taking the time to support and listen to our show. I know it seems like we just have fun all of the time, but the amount of work would actually surprise you. Like, for instance, Sam is in the middle of lighting the fuse for her 3-year anniversary party and it's bananas! And please keep in mind that she does all of this WHILE producing our show as a full-time job! But at any rate, thanks to all of you who actually download and slam that play button. It means so much more than you know! I'll see you all at Rock Pit Brewery on Sunday to give some love to indie podcasts. 

Do me a solid if you're actually reading this; please follow or subscribe to our YouTube channel. We've been putting out more and more new content. Head over to www.youtube.com/amediocretime to get all of our latest video content. 

Thanks for watching folks! 

d

Direct download: Show560-GuntTuesday-22820-FIN.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:23pm EST

The best that we can offer from our stupid radio show. :) 

Direct download: ACTBestOf-210-214.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EST

Hey there, gang! 

Did you know that you can watch the show? We broadcast LIVE on Twitch, and all flagship shows are edited and then re-released on YouTube for those that love the video component of the show.

You can find us on Twitch HERE: www.twitch.tv/tomanddanlive

You can find us on YouTube HERE: https://www.youtube.com/user/AMediocreTime

...

Before we get to the notes, here's how to find us! 

Other podcasts aggregates or scrapers:

Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan/id308614478

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TuneIn: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-Podcast-p393884/

iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1248-a-mediocre-time-with-tom-30696640/

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0IMs3hgNDuD6qI8ldHMWvH

...

On this week's show:

* Big Tim is here

* Tom's devil boat luck 

* Dan's song about Tom's boat 

* Rename Tom's boat- Orbi Wan Kinorbi

* Butler is going to a Star Wars toycon

* Infinifat

* Juan calls in for nerd talk 

* Dr. Meth

* Advice for a Vegas bachelor party

* Pepe Josh

* Big Tim's conspiracies

* German encryption company

* CIA

* "I don't even know"- Butler

...

Tom is heading out to get his boat all ready for its first sail tomorrow. (We'll have to see how this goes. Butler was last seen telling Tom that he would blow off his R&B yoga, so he could be Tom's, new first mate. 😬)

We'll "talk to you" tomorrow morning when we release the ACT best of and we'll see BDM folks on Monday! 

d

Direct download: Show559-OrbyOneKanorby-FIN.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:31pm EST

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: Earthquake4-22120-FIN.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:13am EST

Nothing but the "best" from the most recent week of "A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan" show and podcast. 

Direct download: ACTBestOfFeb3-Feb7-FIN.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EST

Hey there, gang! 

Did you know that you can watch the show? We broadcast LIVE on Twitch, and all flagship shows are edited and then re-released on YouTube for those that love the video component of the show.

You can find us on Twitch HERE: www.twitch.tv/tomanddanlive

You can find us on YouTube HERE: https://www.youtube.com/user/AMediocreTime

...

Before we get to the notes, here's how to find us! 

Other podcasts aggregates or scrapers:

Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan/id308614478

Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-show

TuneIn: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-Podcast-p393884/

iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1248-a-mediocre-time-with-tom-30696640/

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0IMs3hgNDuD6qI8ldHMWvH

...

On this week's show:

* Air-Fryday

* Dan's going to Waffle House for Valentine's Day dinner

* Tom's whole house is sick

* Frosty bozo

* Themed days at school

* Harvey Punchstein

* Seth and Felicia Spencer are here

* Fight talk with Felicia

* Geonetically 

* Laffy Taffy lyrics breakdown

* Mrs. Bubblegum

* Maisie puts Dan to bed

* Canoe Squid

* Professor Buffalo 

...

Well, I'm off to see Marc Maron at the Hard Rock and I'm sure I'll see some of you guys there too! Have a wonderful V-day and we'll see BDMs on Monday, and the rest of you for ACTs and next Friday's #FridayFreeShow! - d

Direct download: Show558-ProfessorBuffalo2-FIN.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:43pm EST

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: AMT-DavidAArnold-21420-FIN.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:41am EST

Hey there, gang! 

Did you know that you can watch the show? We broadcast LIVE on Twitch, and all flagship shows are edited and then re-released on YouTube for those that love the video component of the show.

You can find us on Twitch HERE: www.twitch.tv/tomanddanlive

You can find us on YouTube HERE: https://www.youtube.com/user/AMediocreTime

...

Before we get to the notes, here's how to find us! 

Other podcasts aggregates or scrapers:

Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan/id308614478

Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-show

TuneIn: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-Podcast-p393884/

iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1248-a-mediocre-time-with-tom-30696640/

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0IMs3hgNDuD6qI8ldHMWvH

...

On this week's show:

* Sir Poops-a-lot

* Seth's pillow room

* Pee-pee apples

* Tom nude on a ladder

* Garage cat

* Erik (Michigan BDM) flight during a storm

* Racist Georgia gremlin

* Rabies shots

* Haircut for life

* We call Mama Dennis

* Seth's news

* Herpes monkeys

* Tom Rhodes postcard

* Call Mama Vann 

...

Going to get the kid from a play-date. Time to head for the skies with marijuana. 

d

Direct download: Show557-GarageCat-FIN.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:32pm EST

Hey there, gang! 

Did you know that you can watch the show? We broadcast LIVE on Twitch, and all flagship shows are edited and then re-released on YouTube for those that love the video component of the show.

You can find us on Twitch HERE: www.twitch.tv/tomanddanlive

You can find us on YouTube HERE: https://www.youtube.com/user/AMediocreTime

...

Before we get to the notes, here's how to find us! 

Other podcasts aggregates or scrapers:

Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan/id308614478

Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-show

TuneIn: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-Podcast-p393884/

iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1248-a-mediocre-time-with-tom-30696640/

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0IMs3hgNDuD6qI8ldHMWvH

...

On this week's show:

* Tom paid for AFV

* T**ty shimmy

* Tommy's trip to the ER

* Mcdonald's apples

* Vet on Antique Roadshow

* Butthole location on FB

* Greta Turdberg

* "Products" segment with Owen from Oh No Radio Show

* Bike boot

* Doo doo bagel

* Anti-snore vibrator 

* Owen explains Brexit to Tom

* General Thought Process

* Shitizenship exam

* Butler's farm

* White carrots

...

Love,

T&d

Direct download: Show556-OlMcButlerHadaFarm-FINb.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 8:53pm EST

"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies." 

Direct download: AGGTM-T-PONS-FIN.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:36pm EST

Hey there, gang! 

Did you know that you can watch the show? We broadcast LIVE on Twitch, and all flagship shows are edited and then re-released on YouTube for those that love the video component of the show.

You can find us on Twitch HERE: www.twitch.tv/tomanddanlive

You can find us on YouTube HERE: https://www.youtube.com/user/AMediocreTime

...

Before we get to the notes, here's how to find us! 

Other podcasts aggregates or scrapers:

Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan/id308614478

Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-show

TuneIn: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-Podcast-p393884/

iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1248-a-mediocre-time-with-tom-30696640/

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0IMs3hgNDuD6qI8ldHMWvH

...

On this week's show:

* Seth's new car wrap- badcatt797

* Dan's new song about Seth's car

* Macaroni Benjamin Franklin

* Friendshipville

* National compliment day

* Worms or shirataki

* Noodle doo doo 

* Seth got his medical marijuana card

* Seth's news

* Doomsday clock moved up 

* 3,000-year-old mummy voice- meehhhh

* Amanda Knox Instagram 

* Ruined hoodie in the laundry 

* Dusty Roids

* Crazy Frog

...

Have a beautiful night, my loves! 

d

Direct download: Show555-DustyRoids.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:35pm EST

"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies." 

Direct download: AGGTM-CLIPONDANNY.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:57pm EST

No Sam. No notes. - d

Direct download: Show554-HairpieAndBrownShoes.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:33pm EST

"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies." 

Direct download: AGGTM-TimeHackers.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:13pm EST