A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan (general)
The most mediocre time you'll ever have.

The best segments from the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan" heard weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. Real Radio 104.1 is one of the original FM talk radio stations and Tom & Dan is their reluctant night show. Reluctant? Sure. They did radio for 20 years and it can be cruel. They're changing that into "silly." Thanks for listening! 

Direct download: BestofACT-October18-22.mp3
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Hi. Let's have a great weekend, right?

Our friend Big Tim stopped by the show to hang. (Some of you might know him better as Uncle Big Tim from TikTok. Tim has been hustling over on that platform and seems to have made a bunch of friends. Check him out!) We had Ross on the news which is always a delight, and we even had an update on the future of Butler with T&D Media. It was a damn fine day. 

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On this week's show:

* Big Tim is here 

* Tim's driving to Texas for a comedy fest 
* Defeato 
* Very Bad
* Big Tim's TikTok collab with T&D
* The Lean Over challenge
* Murder by cobra
* Capones gun sold in auction 
* Korean parachutist 
* Disappearing 
* Ohio State license plates 
* Pig kidney transplant into human
* Pig bbq in a can 
* Puerto Rican biker gang clubhouse 
* SWAT team raid with Big Tim 
* Jukeaway challenge 
* Craft meth makers 
* Dad underwear drawers
* T&D storylines at Publix 
* Low tier baseball player is Dan's dream
* Is Daryl here?
* Taser the P
 
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Like, subscribe, smash buttons, buy stuff, do things, be great! See you on Monday and Best of ACT is out at midnight! All love! - d
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The best segments from the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan" heard weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. Real Radio 104.1 is one of the original FM talk radio stations and Tom & Dan is their reluctant night show. Reluctant? Sure. They did radio for 20 years and it can be cruel. They're changing that into "silly." Thanks for listening! 

Direct download: BestofACT-October11-15-FIN.mp3
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Happy weekend, folks! 

I hope that these show notes find you well. I'll keep it brief but there are 2 new shirt designs going on the site Monday, so please keep an eye out for those. They will be very limited. We will also have a new hat going up next week and it's one of my most favorite designs to date. (Shout out to Erik the merchmun for helping us get that complete design together. And thanks to Sam and Travis for working so hard on the new shirt designs. Well done, ya'll!) Other than that, please be safe out there and have a wonderful weekend! - d

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On this week's show:

* Moe is going out with Seth on his boat- #BoatsNMoes

* The Great Bimini Bet
* Manopause
* Maisie learned about pubes and periods this week 
* Fuck them birds
* Hocus Pocus Starbucks drinks
* Rockabilly Zombie trailer 
* Elk with tire around its neck 
* Darth Gator
* Ass goiters
* William Shatner on Blue Origin 
* Tom's fart attack 
* FB Rayban Stories 
* Dan's ball lumps 
* Seth the lumplord
* Bong hits are daddy's ulcer medicine 
* New Home Alone movie 
* Karate is the no funny zone
 
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Blessings,
 
Td
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The best segments from the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan" heard weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. Real Radio 104.1 is one of the original FM talk radio stations and Tom & Dan is their reluctant night show. Reluctant? Sure. They did radio for 20 years and it can be cruel. They're changing that into "silly." Thanks for listening!

Direct download: BestOfACT-October4-8-FIN.mp3
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Hey there, gang! We're glad to have you back! 

Thanks so much to all of you who joined us live on Twitch! ( www.Twitch.tv/TomandDanLive ) It's really fun and exciting to see a ton of familiar faces in there and welcome to anyone new! We'd love to have you. Monday through Thursday we fire up the room around 10:30am EST, and on Friday the show starts at noon. And you can expect all replays to be posted before 5pm on weeknights. (Unless Andrea gives me an errand or a Daddy curveball.) 

On this week's show:

* Seth is here

* Tom is Seth's Squad B friend
* Seth's cardiologist appointment 
*Seth the creepy Uncle - Captn Stabbin
* Boat cuckold
* Ceramic animals
* Ice cream truck hustle 
* Ross' news
* Hot tub on a truck 
* Art robbery?
* White catfish record 
* Toy Hall of Fame 
* Al Capone's house was sold 
* Shoebox of lies
* Shakira attacked by boars
* Mike Busey calls in 
* No stranger to the brown 
* Missed the poop scoop 
* Drunk people in costumes party
 
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Have a wonderful weekend, my friend! Andrea's birthday was yesterday and unlike the birthdays of the past, I spent it with her and not just gushing about her on social media. I think I'm growing up.
 
Love you more,
 
d
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The best segments from the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan" heard weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. Real Radio 104.1 is one of the original FM talk radio stations and Tom & Dan is their reluctant night show. Reluctant? Sure. They did radio for 20 years and it can be cruel. They're changing that into "silly." Thanks for listening!

Direct download: BestofACT-September_7-October1.mp3
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Back at it. And this time the wives join us because we know that you love it when they stop by. (We don’t. Trust us!) First of all, for those of you who claim to read the notes, thank you. From the bottom of my heart, thank you! I hate writing these so just knowing that there’s at least one of you out there who gives a damn about the written word, makes it all worth it. Make sure to like and subscribe to our YouTube channel. That would make it MORE worth it. 😉

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On this week’s show:

* Sofa and suds needs a team 

* Sex ed for gay guys

* Manu Ginobli smacks a bat 

* Ecstasy story 

* Scared to poop- hide the shrimp 

* Crystal and Andrea showed up 

* Tommy did a number 3 at school

* Crystal's house closing nightmare 

* The feathers are coming

* Bad dad birdman 

* Dying and exercise 

* Pee jug

* Quieter in the winter?

* Black dog trucking term 

* Scooping the Heinz 

* Smoking a joint in the bedroom 

* Illegally recording conversations

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iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1248-a-mediocre-time-with-tom-30696640/

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0IMs3hgNDuD6qI8ldHMWvH

Thanks for watching us and we’ll see you again tomorrow on Twitch at 10am-ish. 

Like - subscribe - and use the alert thingy. - d

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The best segments from the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan" heard weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. Real Radio 104.1 is one of the original FM talk radio stations and Tom & Dan is their reluctant night show. Reluctant? Sure. They did radio for 20 years and it can be cruel. They're changing that into "silly." Thanks for listening! 

Direct download: BestofACT-September20-24.mp3
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I wish that I had notes for this one. There was no time! lol Just please know that we always try to do our absolute best to entertain you, even if we know we're going to be taking time off. It was a lot of fun trying to prepare for Tom's annual trip to Colorado. (No seriously! It was fun. We got to yuck it up with our wives and we got to dip our beak in some Straight Talk. Pun intended!) Have a wonderful weekend and we'll be back to normal next week! - d

For all audio versions of this garbage, please go HERE:

Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan/id308614478

Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-show

TuneIn: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-Podcast-p393884/

iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1248-a-mediocre-time-with-tom-30696640/

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0IMs3hgNDuD6qI8ldHMWvH

Thanks for watching us and we’ll see you again tomorrow on Twitch at 10am-ish. 

Like - subscribe - and use the alert thingy. - d 

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The best segments from the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan" heard weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. Real Radio 104.1 is one of the original FM talk radio stations and Tom & Dan is their reluctant night show. Reluctant? Sure. They did radio for 20 years and it can be cruel. They're changing that into "silly." Thanks for listening! 

Direct download: BestofACT-September13-17.mp3
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Ouch. Face hurts. (It hurts us too! 🤣)

There are few things that I enjoy more than laughing. Today was a much-needed chat with friends that had me rolling and also proved to me that most of my friends are insane. I’m going to leave the notes space today. I’m tired and really just want to go home and smoke weed and play Madden. See my kid. Have a fantastic weekend, please be safe, and we’ll see you Monday. (Remember…all-new shows!!! We stocked them for Tom’s trip!) Like and sub.

On this week’s show:

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* Seth's Halloween party invite 

* Sarah Brokovitch scammed on FB 

* The Lint Bandit 

* The Scared Ninja 

* Poopy pizza rolls

* Seth's old news 

* 12 foot skeletons

* Tom teaching Butler how to grift listeners 

* Stealing toilets from schools

* Numbing cream 

* Last stop to cool dude town 

* Travi Rage photography 

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For all audio versions of this garbage, please go HERE:

Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan/id308614478

Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-show

TuneIn: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-Podcast-p393884/

iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1248-a-mediocre-time-with-tom-30696640/

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0IMs3hgNDuD6qI8ldHMWvH

Thanks for watching us and we’ll see you again tomorrow on Twitch at 10am-ish. 

Like - subscribe - and use the alert thingy. - d 

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The best segments from the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan" heard weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. Real Radio 104.1 is one of the original FM talk radio stations and Tom & Dan is their reluctant night show. Reluctant? Sure. They did radio for 20 years and it can be cruel. They're changing that into "silly." Thanks for listening!

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Off to see Nikki Glaser. I'll fill this in later. - d

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The best segments from the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan" heard weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. Real Radio 104.1 is one of the original FM talk radio stations and Tom & Dan is their reluctant night show. Reluctant? Sure. They did radio for 20 years and it can be cruel. They're changing that into "silly." Thanks for listening!

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Hey there, kids! What's shakin'!!!???

We tried to keep this one fun and loose wandering into the big holiday weekend. There's not much exciting to report other than we would like for you to LIKE and SUBSCRIBE to both our Twitch and our YouTube channels. It doesn't look like this crap is going away, so we'll be there. lol 

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On this week's show:

* Tom swapped cars with Seth 

* Seth's traffic infractions 

* Sledgehammer bricks 

* Did Tom get the valet key?

* Seth's tag is 9 months expired

* Trash dog names 

* Too much boat content

* Punching people in the face at a restaurant 

* Bouncers and DJs at strip clubs 

* Getting kicked out of bars 

* Making up with people or holding a grudge

* Butler's Crocs boots 

* Zoomies

* Shrek- does it hold up?

* New scam call 

* Tom's boys watching old school Mario videos

* Mashoogama

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Have fun. Be safe. Be nice to folks. See you Monday! - d

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The best segments from the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan" heard weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. Real Radio 104.1 is one of the original FM talk radio stations and Tom & Dan is their reluctant night show. Reluctant? Sure. They did radio for 20 years and it can be cruel. They're changing that into "silly." Thanks for listening!

Direct download: Best_of_ACT_-_August_23-27.mp3
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First off, what a damn fun Friday! Thanks to EJ for stopping by and hanging for a bit! (His wife’s event - MyCon - will be going on this weekend. If you’re into the conventions and the nerd stuff, then this might be your jam.) Oh, and before I jump into the show notes, do me a huge favor and subscribe to the “strongest stream in Orlando!” lol We broadcast daily on Twitch.tv. If you’re not familiar, it’s extremely similar to YouTube but we prefer it for streaming. You can watch, chat, and also check out one of the coolest communities of streamers under the sun. Twitch has a real positivity to it that you just don’t see on the YT. Not hating at all - just saying. And if you love YouTube, like I do, and watch it on the daily, then you can subscribe to us on there because we replay everything on our YT channel! It’s pretty awesome. And both are under the name “TomandDanLive” 

With that out of the way, thanks to everyone who caught us LIVE! We had a ton of folks in there cutting it up and here’s what was on today’s menu:

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* Tom trying to fix his trailer

* After 6pm, everyone brings their broken boats to dock 

* Max flustered 

* Tom almost blew up Sam's car again

* Quarter ass 

* Loyal Ladies Society of T&D

* Gross WJW story 

* Songs from listeners

* History of Atlanta Falcons

* Waxing 90s radio bit 

* Bad dads

* Dan and Tom dot com

* Trash peoples dog names

* Trash peoples houses in MS flights

* Madden anxiety 

* Stu Goldfarb

* Frozen yogurt shops during covid

* Chili's frozen plastic mugs

* Tony's show pic choices

* Bob Ross documentary

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For all audio versions of this garbage, please go HERE:

Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan/id308614478

Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-show

TuneIn: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-Podcast-p393884/

iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1248-a-mediocre-time-with-tom-30696640/

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0IMs3hgNDuD6qI8ldHMWvH

Thanks for watching us and we’ll see you again tomorrow on Twitch at 10am-ish. 

Like - subscribe - and use the alert thingy. - d 

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The best segments from the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan" heard weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. Real Radio 104.1 is one of the original FM talk radio stations and Tom & Dan is their reluctant night show. Reluctant? Sure. They did radio for 20 years and it can be cruel. They're changing that into "silly." Thanks for listening! 

 

Direct download: Best_of_ACT_-_August_16-20.mp3
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Let's get to note'n.

Do you dorks even read this? There are times when I'm just sitting here at the studio, hammering away on these and I ask myself; "Do folks really care about the typed-out notes that accompany our show? Should I go home already? Do they scan this to see what the hell we did that day? I mean, I guess it matters if you're doing a quick search of the notes but I'm not even sure we have that capability!" ... I seriously think about that. 

So, let's roll! We had a really fun day today and for those of you that like the longer shows, we f'ed up and just let it roll. Who knows anymore. On this week's show:

* Seth arguing with his bank so he can buy a boat 

* PADH- Passive Aggressive D___head

* OnlyFans getting rid of porn

* Sitting on cakes 

* Dan's interaction with a litterbug in the Publix parking lot 

* Dr. Dre's daughter 

* Enabling

* Venus/Penis flytrap 

* Sleep number beds

* Who likes skinny d____?

* Chirp research 

* Chirpers Paradise

* Chirp choppin

* Ode to Tom Vann 

* Lenny Kravitz and his band all dress the same

* Barney burp 

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Thanks to all of you who might have caught the stream live. The Twitch chatroom that we have is a very fun and inclusive place of very adamant listeners. If you've never checked it out, you might really be missing out on something cool. Check it all out at Twitch.tv/TomandDanLive and we're always at "TomandDanLive" on YouTube. (All Twitch live streams are immediately uploaded there. 

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The best segments from the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan" heard weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM.

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And good evening. Our top story:

* Bloody Friday the 13th drink

* Bad luck thread

* Call with Tuddle

* Ross' news

* Pellet complaint from Ross' neighbor

* Florida Ass Sh*t Friday 

* Britney's dad petitioned to step down 

* China banned karaoke songs

* Field of Dreams baseball field game

* Dong Arber

* Tom enables all Bubbas

* Tom wrangling a cat 

* Tom peed "on" his pants

* Stuck to the top of the bottoms

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Thanks for everything and obviously for supporting the show.

It's nutty so be safe out there,

d

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The best segments from the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan" heard weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. Real Radio 104.1 is one of the original FM talk radio stations and Tom & Dan is their reluctant night show. Reluctant? Sure. They did radio for 20 years and it can be cruel. They're changing that into "silly." Thanks for listening! 

Direct download: Best_of_ACT_-_August_2-6.mp3
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Hey there, kids! I hope these show notes find you well! We gave our best today in attempting to make you laugh, and we hope it worked a bit. We have a fairly rough week in the T&D world as we lost someone very close to the show due to COVID and we were sort of all in our feelings. It’s happening out there and if you are currently dealing with anything even remotely like this, my love and heart go out to you. With that said, let’s just jump into the show. 

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* Seth on the phone- does he have a cold?

* Seth's commercial that played during the Olympics

* Ripped Ralph 

* Try my goat c 

* Accidentally drugging yourself 

* Awkward sponsor conversations

* Hearing people have sex

* CGI nudes

* Butler's grandfather was supposed to carry the Olympic torch 

* Bosses not letting employees get the day off

* Roids Rogers

* Getting a weight bench as a pre-teen 

* Canoe sprint

* Jizz shirt

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Thanks for watching, be sure to like and subscribe!

For all audio versions of this garbage, please go HERE:

Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan/id308614478

Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-show

TuneIn: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-Podcast-p393884/

iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1248-a-mediocre-time-with-tom-30696640/

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0IMs3hgNDuD6qI8ldHMWvH

Thanks for watching us and we’ll see you again tomorrow on Twitch at 10am-ish. 

 

Like - subscribe - and use the alert thingy. - d 

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The best segments from the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan" heard weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. Real Radio 104.1 is one of the original FM talk radio stations and Tom & Dan is their reluctant night show. Reluctant? Sure. They did radio for 20 years and it can be cruel. They're changing that into "silly." Thanks for listening! 

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* Ross' news 
* Da Baby's rant
*  Kanye at Atlanta stadium
* Another jetpack guy 
* Paris jewel heist
* Brown bear attacks the old man 
* Arthur canceled after 25 years 
* Mike Busey and Miguel Colon are here
* Carnival rides at the Sausage Castle 
* Put put course 
* IRS lady harasses Busey 
* On a cruise with Lil Nas X 
* Tiger King season 2 
* Shit tank 
* Cake batter pee pee
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The best segments from the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan" heard weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. Real Radio 104.1 is one of the original FM talk radio stations and Tom & Dan is their reluctant night show. Reluctant? Sure. They did radio for 20 years and it can be cruel. They're changing that into "silly." Thanks for listening! 

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Today’s show is far too f’n funny to even possibly explain. It was “old school” from jump. I mean…FROM JUMP. Let’s go!!!

On this week’s show:

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* Shane from Gabriella plants

* Seth's dad was in a barbershop quartet

* Wild Irish Rose

* Seth's insurance fraud story 

* Suck my dick, I'm in a G-hole

* Proposal stories

* Seagull hit a girl on an amusement ride 

* Weird restaurant habits 

* Landscape mode

* Butler's covered truck

* Publix butcher

* Propane tank hammer

* We have our feet and we can see our children 

* Quigley Down Under

* Fantasy Football Trophy 

* Stinkhorn mushrooms

* Intertwined with my crabgrass

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For all audio versions of this garbage, please go HERE:

Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan/id308614478

Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-show

TuneIn: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-Podcast-p393884/

iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1248-a-mediocre-time-with-tom-30696640/

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0IMs3hgNDuD6qI8ldHMWvH

Thanks for watching us and we’ll see you again tomorrow on Twitch at 10am-ish. 

Like - subscribe - and use the alert thingy. - d 

 

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The best segments from the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan" heard weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. Real Radio 104.1 is one of the original FM talk radio stations and Tom & Dan is their reluctant night show. Reluctant? Sure. They did radio for 20 years and it can be cruel. They're changing that into "silly." Thanks for listening! 

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Hey there, gang! 

Let’s get these notes out of the way and all enjoy a big, fat, weekend…what do you say? So today was a blast - you got Ross on news - you for a tight 2 hours and I got a little too high in segment 3. No harm/no foul…or at least that’s what I’m telling myself. 🤣 Have a safe and wonderful weekend and we’ll see you back here LIVE on Tuesday. - d

On this week’s show:

* Tom's trip to the airport

* Tom is king of trash mountain

* Sir Cum 

* Hard on the hospice

* Peepee barn 

* Griftin Jess got a boat 

* Pitbull ticket machine

* You're mad at the truth!

* Full Franklin freakout 

* Different countries are so different

* World's deepest pool in Dubai 

* Offensive bug names 

* Pro-punch nazis

* Mosquito trucks

* Porno theaters and peep shows

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Hit the links and thanks for watching! 

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The best segments from the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan" heard weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. Real Radio 104.1 is one of the original FM talk radio stations and Tom & Dan is their reluctant night show. Reluctant? Sure. They did radio for 20 years and it can be cruel. They're changing that into "silly." Thanks for listening! 

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Well there you have it...we cleared the room! Nah...kidding but Seth is a little pale at the prospect that HE now has a tumor. Why you always got to make it about you? Let's get to the notes, shall we?

On this week's show:

* Tom's mother-in-law ceiling collapse

* Ponytail man- Purple Kenny G 
* Mike from Spectrum 
* Internet hose
* "Hotshot whiz kid"
* Dan is confused with his stagxuality 
* Tom seasoning his Blackstone
* Stink buffalo
* Seth getting random packages sent to him
* No smoking Dunnigan
* Pain pill baby
* Angela- listener with hypochondria that got a brain tumor
* Keep my D in my gee
* See the slasher
 
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Ok. Well, I'm gonna try and get out of early for once. Thanks for listening, folks! And special thanks to all of you that watch us LIVE on Twitch. www.Twitch.tv/TomandDanLive Is the place to be. 
 
See you Monday at the aforementioned website! Normally we're rolling around 10:30-11am. 
 
d
 
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Hey there, gang! 

Just a few first thoughts, if you think about it, and if you have the time, we would love it if you would join us on Twitch one Friday. Now, we're on there daily, but Friday is a great starting point if you're just getting into watching our streams. It's a ton of fun and you can interact and meet a ton of really cool, like-minded folks too! Let's dig in:

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* Call with Jetson the Ironman

* Spaying animals

* Full Moll- shaving a golf ball

* Saying "Bye"

* Poop in the shower

* Ross working for Pyrospot- breakdown of fireworks

* Bite your tushy

* Finding gold

* Ringo cock rings

* The Jerky Birds

* Creampie and then you die 

* T&D sponsor an NCAA athlete 

* College admissions scam documentary 

* Southern Kermit calls in

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Thanks for listening, watching, chatting, and all that. It's insane all of the directions that we seem to go in these days, but that's the deal. Have a wonderful weekend, Happy Birthday America, and please be safe out there! - d

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Consistancy. Yep. - d

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Well, that was fun! It had been a solid minute since we’d seen our friend RonRon. We even get into a little bit of that. Oh, and before you ask, YES the show is a little bit shorter than normal. We’ve got to pull back a bit. We’re flipping’ killing ourselves! We hope that you’ll understand. We’re just not going to crank out the 3-hour+ shows anymore. Or at least we’re going to try. But who are we kidding? We’ll do this like twice and then we’ll be back to normal. 

With all of that said, on this week’s show:

* BDM Ron is here! 

* Crackreational

* Whipmaster apprentice 

* Grift truck auction- Seth call

* Expiration dates

* Blacking out on sleeping pills and alcohol

* Porn questions- condoms/"lips"

* Flight protocols

* Butt plug in toilet 

* Butt storage wars

* Moca powder loads 

* Small talk with Butler

* White Claw and Weed country song

* David Blaine poop

* Tommy puked in a McDonald's bag

For all audio versions of this garbage, please go HERE:

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Thanks for watching us and we’ll see you again tomorrow on Twitch at 10am-ish. 

Like - subscribe - and use the alert thingy. - d 

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Hi. Enjoy this batch of ACT content. We appreciate you listening. :) - d

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I'm back. Damn. That took a second. There was an actual time that I didn't think me and my family were going to make it home. (You can listen to that entire story on tonight's ACT if you so care.) Here's all the plug stuff and look for the meat at the bottom. :)

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On this week’s show:

* Andrea yelled at a lady in the airport

* National Flip Flop Day 

* Baha I'm horny 

* Cake and eggs

* Uncle Carl boat story 

* Sandwich bag of frozen butts

* Arnold Palmer hand/foot job 

* Champagne Jesus Willy Nelson

* Tokyo Olympics

* Prison Olympics 

* The Dee Gees

* World's biggest kidneys

* Nuclear fusion

* Brooksville water tower

* Prank wars going strong

* Giving up is awesome

* Aqua cycle trike up St. Johns with Tuddle

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Have a fantastic weekend! To all of our Dads, we hope that you have a fantastic 2nd place day. And on that note, we'll see you next week! - d

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Da best...

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Well, I'm off on vacation! Not really much more to say other than I care for our listeners more than I ever have. All of you. Thanks for being so rad! - d

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* Tuddle is here

* Shit hits the fan radio bit

* Witch poon 

* Pulling a shotgun on fuck machine

* D-pics

* News granny

* Proper flops 

* Florida richmun 

* Tuck my hernia

* Estate sales

* Tuddle judging plants and soil 

* Farming

* Blood hog 

* Potato candy 

* TV show "Alone"

* Hitting a squirrel with a rock 

* Inside pools 

* Sex playlists 

* Radio stories

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* Ranch water

* Andrea's mom and the hot dog 

* The future of the job market 

* Tom's beard dreams

* Siri voice change

* Which have you done more; Have sex or pump gas?

* Army of dead walrus'

* Ross's news

* Man stabs himself in court with a pen

* Ultramarathons

* Girl pushes grizzly bear 

* Tiger Habib

* Spain "Equality" stamps

* Sharking people

* Using public bathrooms

* Shit off

* Tortured Steve story

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Let's go OLD SCHOOL since Sam's not here! 

NO NOTES!

(I'll add them later...)

d

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The best segments from the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan" heard weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. Real Radio 104.1 is one of the original FM talk radio stations and Tom & Dan is their reluctant night show. Reluctant? Sure. They did radio for 20 years and it can be cruel. They're changing that into "silly." Thanks for listening! 

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* Pedro Lima is here! 

* Tom tells Pedro how to lose weight

* Tommy dick slapping

* The Last Cruise documentary 

* Seth phone call- Felicia fight

* Religious wars

* Chicken brains

* Clit Fridays

* Wild cat on the loose in Dubai 

* Covid sniffing dogs

* Florida teeth journey 

* Tom's glitter plate plate caught on fire in microwave

* Big dick Twitty

* Kanye Twitty 

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The best segments from the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan" heard weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. Real Radio 104.1 is one of the original FM talk radio stations and Tom & Dan is their reluctant night show. Reluctant? Sure. They did radio for 20 years and it can be cruel. They're changing that into "silly." Thanks for listening! 

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* "Wash those windows, bitch"

* T&D adult coloring books- Eric and Eddie on Zoom 

* Javier- Seth's #OldTeen from his event 

* Andrea calls in about Dan fainting

* Devil blanket

* Studio start-up song

* Magnuts

* Ballsack bowtie

* Woman glued her eyes shut

* Seth wants a wig 

* Lakeland Jim and grit

* White B's through the live rock 

* Nap time in kindergarten 

* Stop smushing it 

* Dan's visit to the DMV 

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No notes! It's just better this way. Have a fantastic weekend! - d

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Best. - d

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We back baby. 

This was a fun time that I would prefer talks for itself. Not to listener - if the notes are long, then the show was sh*t. Have a wonderful weekend and listen to more and more 80’s country music. 

* Butler asked Seth to sign a Kimbo Slice action figure. He cried.

* Chungus Glorioso vs Seth - Bloodwork 

* Raise your glide, bro!

* Logan Paul vs Mayweather

* White Claw Surge

* Beer Spa

* Long boi duck- Big ass duck

* Wedding dress approval 

* Seth wants to freeze his head 

* Tom was logged into Sam's FB account 

* Aggressively tying squid shoes

* Generational gut

* Pfizer farts

* Gina= China

* Butler unplugged the security cameras 

* Longboi plugs

Have a great weekend! - d

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Now that we’ve got all of that garbage out of the way, let’s get to the show! The Land Cruise is tomorrow, so I'm going to make this swift:

* Recap of Land Cruise

* Fuck bingo

* Ivan the bingo winner calls in 

* Hypnosis "science"

* You get what ya get, don't throw a fit 

* Teacher on a field trip with bad behavior- joke dick

* Killer requests firing squad 

* The space plank

* Woovs

* Lady Daga

* Ross vs Butler weed off 

* Dan's stye eyes 

* Izzy calls in- Chungus Glorioso 

* Future diabetes 

* Children carjacking video

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Bye-bye. 

d

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Now that we’ve got all of that garbage out of the way, let’s get to the show! The Land Cruise is tomorrow, so I'm going to make this swift:

* T*tty Friday

* Butler picks out an anniversary card for Andrea

* Crazy treats crazy 

* Seth is MMAs Joe Jackson

* Email saying Tom is a dick 

* Manufacture buttholes

* Listener that bought Seth's old engagement ring calls in 

* Happy and the bobcat video 

* Karate party- break Tom's legs 

* Mama Vann Parliament Light stage

* Ed Tyll production notes

* Tom gives out sponsors names to scammers

* Nerd marketing calls

* Bob the website builder

* Garage sales

* Winning the Powerball

* Meaningless tattoos on TikTok

* Little John will look at your dojo

* Butthole Batman

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Bye-bye. 

d

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Now that we’ve got all of that garbage out of the way, let’s get to the show! And remember, if you are wanting to go on the Tom & Dan Land Cruise, you’re going to need to hit up the Dr. Phillips website like NOW! As of this morning, there was like 2 pods left so you’re going to need to get on it! Here’s the link: https://www.drphillipscenter.org - it’s a fairly straight forward site but they some times release pods as they become available. 

On this week’s show:

*Sam slammed her knee on Tom's hitch ball

* Shamans

* Jacking it to yearbook photos 

* Dick up in underwear 

* Ross' news

* Coinstar paid off guy with greasy pennies

* Swiss Army finally issuing female underwear 

* Hacks in eGames

* Monkey with a chip in his brain

* Make a Wish Adult Edition

* Ben Franklin 1000- Frankin it Up 

* Butler's vacation in St. Lucia

* Butler acquiring weed on vacation

* Girthy Turds

* Hashbrowns vs homefries

* Colon-ary

* What the gush?

* Sex goblin images

* BigOlButthole.com

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Ok. That's enough. See you Monday! 

d

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Hey there, gang! 

Today was a sweet one. Nice and easy - nothing crazy - a little of everything - a little of nothing - let's dig in:

On this week's show:

* Butler has a big BH- breaking toilets

* Lil Nas X controversy again

* Alcohol effects as you get older

* Pinch the tip 

* Seth has low testosterone

* Sex goblin

* Karate money wheel 

* Buried treasure in the orchard 

* P eyes

* Resurrection eggs

* Gorilla t's motorcycle

* Proper usage of microwave

* Sam and Tracy on a jet ski 

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Have a fantastic weekend and we'll see you on Monday for the BDM show! Not a BDM...get on that! 

d

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Hey there, kiddos!

We hope that these messages find you well, but yeah. How are things? How are those vacancies going? Anyone got the "poke" yet? Looks like being over 40 isn't that bad when there's a virus going on. Looks like I'm getting mine on Monday. Fully shipped. Just don't want to die and want to spend as many years as I can with my wife and daughter! 

Ok. So, we just got back from vacartion and if you're looking to hear any of that or to hear about my legendary "1000 vomits," then you're going to need to sign up to be a BDM member. https://tomanddan.com/registration <- Go there and you'll get all of the vomit. Moving on:

On this week's show:

* When the whistle blows, the chopper goes

* White Claw variety pack #3

* Tom Vann email justice

* Scavenger Hunt Cassy

* JillJoe and CaseyCassy

* Tom and Danitizer

* "You like fun and that's the problem"- Tom 

* Choppers take the blame

* Sling shot cable snapped

* Ship stuck in Suez Canal

* This stinks like chop 

* Teacher fired over marijuana

* Paid in pennies

* Novovirus/narwhal virus 

* Ghoul Are You?

* Put your glasses on to jack off, Pop Pop 

* Pudge in jail?  Go Pudge Me

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Have the most gloriest of weekends and we're so glad to be back with all of you guys! Vacation is fun, but so is this! Have a good one. See you Monday! 

d

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I've got to get out of here! 

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On this week's show:

* Toilet nooks and crannies

* Seth's diagnosis- SIBO

* Cuckoo for karate 

* ERP Therapy

* "I'm doing it for you!" 

* Leaving someone at the altar 

* "Too drunk" stories 

* Peepee in granny's laundry basket 

* Untouched Andrea

* Fresh book

* Frog pajama handy 

* Tom attempting kata

* Kiss the tips 

* The Grammy's 

* Signal-Tech voicemails

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Next stop, Colorado! We'll see you guys in a week or so! - d

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* White Claw Iced Tea

* Tom's brown antacid pills

* Tom got accidentally high 

* Butler has Wolfman AIDS feet 

* Foot deodorant

* Mud t's

* Foot jobs

* Young grandparents

* Turd nugget 

* Ross' news

* The Weeknd pre-boycotting the Grammy's

* The Razzies

* Chicken killed a man, in police custody 

* Civil War gold

* Maisie's favorite drink is Diet Pepsi- Spicy Pepsi 

* Brad Williams Cameo 

* #FogHogs

* Pawn shop bugle porn 

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On like a serious note...it's straight-up amazing that you're listening to this right now and supporting our show. Thank you. - d

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And here we are, 

Hey there, gang and welcome to another "A Mediocre Time with Tom & Dan" podcast. Thanks for listening, watching, and chatting, and let's dig in, shall we? 

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On this week's show:

* High-def Missouri mirrors

* TikTok algorithms

* Seth kicks can off Tom's head

* Space hotel in 2027 

* Seth and Sam afraid of ferris wheels

* Man lived in O'Hare airport for 3 months 

* Wolf hunting season 

* Seth challenges Tom with karate 

* Baseball glove and opossum love

* Domestic dispute at Dunkin

* Eel skin wallets 

* Little Cheese show

* Butler inappropriate at Publix

* Master P reviews 

* Yaupon Tea collaboration

* TDTea

* TDVille

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Thanks for listening, folks. We appreciate It and we love you. 

d

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* Grumpy Tom and the bento boxes

* Massage Chungus

* Mask on in the shower

* Raw Dawg Ronnie

* Tongue f*cker

* Working in the same field as your parent

* Ross' news

* World's greatest laser

* Lady Gaga's dogs stolen

* Ross the birdwatcher

* I hate acclimation

* Show me what you're shakin!

* Disabled rapper

* Barbershop linger

* Quit f*cking with the disabled 

* Where's my ramp?!

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The best segments from the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan" heard weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. Real Radio 104.1 is one of the original FM talk radio stations and Tom & Dan is their reluctant night show. Reluctant? Sure. They did radio for 20 years and it can be cruel. They're changing that into "silly." Thanks for listening! 

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* T&D Land Cruise announcement

* Seth's anxiety meltdown

* Pedophile killing Spawn 

* Cancer Batman 

* Standard fart attack 

* 2 Wife Crew is here! 

* Butthole City 

* Tom's Hontoon Island birthday adventure

* I like my paths wet

* Peepee mound

* Aggressive bumper sticker about autism

* 80s-90s ladies styles made them look older

* Date night dancing course

* Triggering songs that bring back memories

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The best segments from the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan" heard weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. Real Radio 104.1 is one of the original FM talk radio stations and Tom & Dan is their reluctant night show. Reluctant? Sure. They did radio for 20 years and it can be cruel. They're changing that into "silly." Thanks for listening! 

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Hey there folks!

You find me in a bit of a pickle as I try to edit this Tik-Tok video that we promised you guys! (If you don't know about TC and Sam's Tik-Tok Super Bowl bet, then you might want to go back a few shows and catch up!) But the video is up after many a curse word or 5 but it's there. Make sure you go and give us some love on the "TT." Just search TomandDanLive. We tried to keep most of it, if not all of the names the same. Ok. On to the show:

*Nothing to see here

* Sam's silhouette challenge

* Whoopee stories from the BDM page

* Mike B with the news

* Dicks out energy

* Eduardo Cubano

* Maskless grocery store

* 22 pounds of meth

* Butt slut * Guns n Noses

* Out or in? Nose ring challenge

* Tom hides Pig Tits painting during meeting

* Bam Margera meltdown

* Throwing Lombardi trophy

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I gotta get out of here and see the fam!

Have a fantastic weekend and stay safe out there! - d

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The best segments from the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan" heard weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. Real Radio 104.1 is one of the original FM talk radio stations and Tom & Dan is their reluctant night show. Reluctant? Sure. They did radio for 20 years and it can be cruel. They're changing that into "silly." Thanks for listening! 

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Hey there, kids!

 

Welcome to this week’s Friday Free Show and welcome back to the show SAMANTHA! Man, it’s been strange here without you and I guess that we’re finally going to have to close the door when we pee. 😎

 

For those of you that might not know, Sam’s hubby Travis got a pretty scary case of the ol’ “Wuhan” and it actually put him in the hospital for a few days. Truly scary stuff but we are mega happy that not only he’s ok, but Sam didn’t even get the virus! (We’re still not sure how this works - how you get it - who can get it - whatever the hell. That’s just more of a reason to do what you should and to be safe out there.) So, we’ve been without our fearless producer for the past 2 weeks. With that said, here are all of the ways that you can listen to the show and then we’ll get into the normal show notes. As always, thanks for listening, thanks for watching and sharing the videos, and thanks for the support. It’s the most important energy in the T&D universe. With that said:

 

You can find us on Twitch HERE: www.twitch.tv/tomanddanlive

You can find us on YouTube HERE: https://www.youtube.com/user/AMediocreTime

Other podcasts aggregates or scrapers:

Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan/id308614478

Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-show

TuneIn: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-Podcast-p393884/

iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1248-a-mediocre-time-with-tom-30696640/

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0IMs3hgNDuD6qI8ldHMWvH

On this week’s show:

* Scheduling an ending for the show- show #1000?

* Bernie a bear?
* Blow machine
* DadCraft
* Level 10 Carl at it again
* Teen antics during the pandemic
* Paying for state park parking
* "Vogue" song by Dan
* Sometimes your best work is your worst work 
* Mixing seltzers
* Ross got a kidney stone
* French orgy shut down for covid curfew
* Which comedian squeezed the tits?
* Bigfoot hunting season
* Church of Satan house burned down
* DB Cooper suspect died
* The Nick and Doug show
* Survival nerd Youtube videos
* Mud engineers- Woman Builder
* No umbrellas at Tomb of the unknown soldier
* Marilyn Manson- on brand?
* Superbowl prop bets 
 
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Have a fantastic "big game Sunday" and we'll see everyone back on Monday for BDM shows and ACT tapings on Twitch! Thanks for listening, watching, and being part of the community. - d
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The best segments from the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan" heard weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. Real Radio 104.1 is one of the original FM talk radio stations and Tom & Dan is their reluctant night show. Reluctant? Sure. They did radio for 20 years and it can be cruel. They're changing that in "silly." Thanks for listening!

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* Doctors and diagnosis

* Career day at school

* Maisie sleeps like a homeless person

* Andrea's triggered by Kokomo

* Kid swap

* Real women

* BDM show funnier without Sam?

* Explaining death to kids

* Hot dog condiments

* Romance vs Erotic novels

* Crystal's wooden chandelier

* Football stats meme

* WWE streaming deals

* Prop gambling/cheating

* Titty Sombrero

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The best segments from the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan" heard weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. Real Radio 104.1 is one of the original FM talk radio stations and Tom & Dan is their reluctant night show. Reluctant? Sure. They did radio for 20 years and it can be cruel. They're changing that in "silly." Thanks for listening! 

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Hey there, gang! We hope that these show notes find you well and happy Friday! We made it! So, I'm about to close up shop and the question of the hour is, where the hell are the new Tom and Dan hats that we ordered a few months ago!?! Man...they said that they shipped on the 15th and now I'm starting to get worried. Oh, small business fun! LOL Let's get to the good stuff:

On this week's show:

* Choppering on the Publix Pilgrimage

* Crystal makes Butler nervous

* Everything is a dong

* Crystal's TMJ

* What is romance?

* Cincinnati stickup

* Concrete robot

* Claudia call in to talk about her romantic fiance

* "The string is wrapped around my boner" -Tom Vann

* Religious hospitals

* Milk your t's!

* Unlimited BJs for a year to have another baby

* Chomp job * 90s Winnie the Pooh

* Bon Jovi at the inauguration

* Could you kill a bird with your boner?

* 100th day of school-themed day

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Have a wonderful and safe weekend and thanks for all of the support and interaction that you guys bring to the show. It means more than you could ever understand. ♥️ See ya Monday! - d

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Have a great Saturday! - d

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* The leak in the studio

* Butler chopped the outlet and got shocked
* "Breakthrough the boundaries!" -Tom Vann
* 8-10 I pee in the drawer
* Tom's karate kick-- something popped!
* Moe Dewitt jingles
* Teacher and underage student news story 
* Cure for hypochondria?
* Species that went extinct in 2020
* Cumcicles
* Seth farted and didn't realize he was peeing himself
* Grift truck bit
* Blood dog
* Summer Aiello ruins Butler's Double Dare lie
* Editing karaoke lyrics
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Have a wonderful weekend, ya'll! - d

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Well, it's holiday GO time, folks! I'm not going to drag on for too long because I know we all have stuff to do but with that said - here's your FFS of the week. With that said, HERE:

Camera that goes in your ear

* Examine your BH
* Bullying the elderly
* Life advice from Mike B 
* Tommy and elf questions
* Ross' news
* Government was hacked
* Santa says No Guns!
* Hot Christmas items
* Twitter Killer
* Fuck you, Mike Lee
* Dan's iPad connected to Maisie's is a problem
* Company Xmas cards/bonuses
* Double S, Double joy!!
* Not today, Dr. Whitman!
 
...
 
2 feet in the Christmas tree, indeed. - d
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Have a wonderful Saturday! :) - d

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Hey there, folks! 

Are you in the Christmas spirit yet? I actually think that I'm getting there. And believe me - this has been the year of all years. I (Not gonna say it...but YOU KNOW.) And even then, I'm still extremely grateful to be able to talk with you - laugh with you. Laughing is SO important. With that said...

On this week's show:

* Fight Friday!

* Seth's panic attack birthday 
* Covid bologna 
* Elbow the grandma
* Company holiday parties 
* Concrete Mike got banned from Froggers 
* Man freed from 91-year prison sentence over weed
* Facebook is being sued
* InstaVann/Plenty-a-Hooks
* Pay-it-forward at Dairy Queen 
* Natural born stacker
* Tape mouth 
* Kevin Malone on Cameo 
* Dan's video game tales
* Pick the big penis!
...
 
Here's to a fantastic weekend and an even better holiday, because I know you guys are all trying to get ready like we are. Don't forget that there's lots of new merch in the merch section of TomandDan.com. These pullovers are fantastic and the softest EVER! 
 
All the best,
 
d
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Da best. - d

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It had an old school vibe. 

That's all I'm going to say. 

Thanks for listening, folks! We had a really, really, REALLY good time today and if you joined us live, you know exactly what we're talking about! 😎 (If you have not caught the show live, what are you waiting for? Every Friday at noon, you can head over to www.Twitch.tv/TomandDanLive and watch, listen and chat with the show LIVE! It's amazingly fun and a great way for us to get to know you guys better. And remember, if you missed us LIVE on Twitch, all replays are hosted on YouTube shortly after. So have no fear!)

On this week's show:

* New Tom song- Lonely

* Horny bond with your sons
* Boo-kini
* Dan's been wiping wrong
* Dan's new sex position
* Lay it in the sink
* Cumlock Holmes
* Ross' news 
* What to get kids for Xmas
* Jason Bailey suspended
* Con Queen of Hollywood
* China put a flag on the moon
* German phallic statue stolen
* Fuck your syndication money 
* Accomplishing things in video games 
* Tom and Minecraft
* QVC picture
* Santa and Covid
* Sessions with Stan Lee
 
Why does it feel like we're the Lagwagon of podcasts. Like, we've just been doing it so long and we're going to just keep doing it until we're all dead! LOL 
 
Have a wonderful weekend guys and we'll see you back here on Monday for some BDM-ness. 
 
d
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Nothing but the best...for the best. - d

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* Tom's RV share- has to change outfit to fit the part

* Big Epi
*  Seth drives his tampon car "for the kids"
* Seth's karate dance
* Tom looks at himself while banging and it looks like him sliding off of a roof
* Slam Hog
* Mike Tyson/Roy Jones Jr fight
* Netflix India controversy 
* Greg Norman's big ol beach D
* Like water on a goose dick 
* Priest pees on a passenger on a plane
* Discontinued cereals 
* Tom watched 365 days 
* Doing the Golden Tee
* Sledgehammer lyrics
* Addicted to Switch 
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♥️ - d
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A collection of what Dan and Samantha consider their best offerings from the last week of "A Corporate Time" shows. Or just a bunch of yelling. - d

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* Grandpas in porn

* Rakin the corns
* Key West Uncle Rico
* Tommy's ant bite scare
* Tom killing it on Mario 
* "I gotta stab your sacks!"
* Dan showing medical marijuana card to the bank teller
* Ross' news
* "Why don't my wishes come true?" - Tommy
* Rescued elephant from well 
* Pope "liking" Brazilian booty model on Instagram 
* Toy Hall of Fame inductees
* Cur your own Jenga 
* Underwater scooter getaway 
* Addresses on envelopes 
* Fresh Prince reunion 
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Have a wonderful morning. :) - d

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Yo! 

We hope that these podcast notes find you well. We're closing up shop, editing videos, and about to get out of here for the day. With that said, peep the new logo for the year! We're more than stoked about it and the fellas at The Danger Brain did a bang-up job, and always do to make us look rad. Thanks, fellas. 

So on this week's show, we had the whole gang - Seth on the news and an appearance from BOTH wives! Can you f'n believe it? Let's do this:

* Tom is hangry 

* Tom's gums are bleeding
* Passing on oblivious traits to Tommy
* Choplocked
* Homeless Harry Pots "episode" in the street 
* Concrete Mike calls in 
* Seth cries during Karate Kid
* Miyagidook
* Queer eyed- Seth crying
* White Castle vs Krystals
* Microdosing ayahuasca
* Trash tapas
* Crystal stops by 
* Farmer killed by dog 
* Butler's didgeridoo
* Lawn ornaments 
* Special needs gift-giving- Plastic soup bowl 
* Cancerous gooch cramps
* Orlando girls eat butt
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Have a wonderful weekend, my friends! I know that we might be limited in what we can do while this stupid pandemic is going on, but let's at least be safe. All love and thanks for listening. - d
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Sorry for the corrupt file earlier this week. I'm not really sure what's going on but we'll get to the bottom of it. Thanks for listening. - d

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Pure insanity. 

That's where we are folks. And I'm not even talking about what's happening in the world, I'm talking about today's show. (Kidding...it was actually pretty mellow today.) Thanks for joining us and we're more than happy to have you. Today, we were lucky enough to have Ross join us on news, which is always rad. Don't forget that he's got a big comedy show coming up tomorrow night at Bloodhound Brew. Peep the link HERE!

On this week's show:

* Letting Tommy say bad words

* The "C" word 
* Mail on male
* Coming up with your own facts
* Streaming Among Us
* Baby leaves a voicemail 
* Smooth crackey 
* Dilating eyes- Andrea calls in 
* "She wants more than the can"
* Ross POS news
* Ross got his eyebrow ring ripped out by fucking
* Putin has Parkinson's?
* Shit shank
* Kids upstairs throwing sticks
* BDM lego tattoo
* Vito Barkinson
* Masked Singer audience
* Tom mumbling through commercials
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Have a wonderful weekend, ya'll! All love! 
 
d
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We da BEST! - d

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This really is the last post from this computer. e had a client a few years back that helped to provide us with this wonderful machine. They made kill computers for folks that have no idea how to build and we're so good. The only issue is that (like most PC builder-mun) they specialized in only building PCs. Now, before you want to grab your pitchforks and run for my house, Let me say that I don't care. I just want an OS that gets things done and for many years leading up to starting this podcast, Apple and Apple products have served us very, very well. The only - only issue for us was the limit of the OS and money. So, with that said and with all of us enjoying the Mac workflow, we are proud that we have saved for a brand new machine that we're installing this weekend! It's gonna be rad! Cross your fingers - I'm nervous about the switch. 

On this week's show:

* Butler doing the Timmy all week to Tom 

* You spilled your dicks

* Boo bags 

* Pumpkin patch adventure

* Dick bills for Little Will

* Tom declares a prank war 

* "I'm gonna get ya!" -Tom to Butler

* BK taste test 

* Seth loves the Impossible Whopper

* Seth's douchebro news

* Mining asteroids

* Dump 'em out

* Tom and Dan look-a-likes

* Gloryholes update 

* Atlanta United player pushing demons out

* Dojo yo booty 

...

So, I'm yanking this machine. Wish me luck! 

d

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