A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
The most mediocre time you'll ever have.

And just like that, Thanksgiving was here.

Thanksgiving is a strange one for me. So much of Thanksgiving was spent by me, normally at my Mom and Dad's, cooking and watching football. We were such a small family, but I really do cherish that time that I got and those small and intimate moments with my parents. I realize only now how truly lucky I was to have great people who loved me and never did anything BUT support me. As a parent myself, I now see some real jerks who never had any business having a child. My folks were the best, and I'm just trying to bring a bit of that to my friends and family during Thanksgiving. Sorry, I got mushy there for a bit. But truthfully, I care about you guys, and I wish you and your friends and family the BEST Thanksgiving ever!

Savoring fat turkey,

d

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**Full Show Notes for Tom & Dan Friday Free Show LIVE Stream:**

- **Seth's Big News:** Seth surprises everyone by revealing he got married in secret, and now he and his wife are expecting a baby soon.
- **Unexpected Gym Encounters:** Seth shares his experiences with Shinsuke Nakamura, a Japanese professional wrestler, at his gym, and plans for a teenage diaper party.
- **Beer Fest Blues:** Seth recounts feeling down at the beer fest, noticed by several attendees.
- **Baby Shower Gifts:** Tom presents Seth with unique baby gifts, including baby nunchucks and a samurai sword.
- **Dan's Thanksgiving Plans:** Dan talks about spatchcocking a turkey and smoking it on his new Traeger grill.
- **Taco Bell Christmas Sex Party:** Dan brings up a bizarre news story involving Taco Bell.
- **Trends in Fashion:** Discussion on fake vinyl breasts trending in women's fashion.
- **Seth's Pre-baby Jitters:** Seth talks about his recent near-fights, wondering if it's due to nervousness about the baby's arrival.
- **Dan's Home Improvement Idea:** Dan considers installing artificial grass for his dog, Dansby.
- **Sam's Dog Adoption Adventure:** Sam and her husband are looking to adopt a dog, and they need Tom's help with the adoption agency, Pet Rescue by Judy.
- **Child's Play:** Maisie, Dan's daughter, invents a game called "Bill Collector," reflecting on modern-day realities.
- **Mr. Beast's Stunts:** Discussion on Mr. Beast replicating old radio stunts, like being buried alive.

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Well, that took way longer than I thought. Special thanks to the studio iMac for trying to mess with me this afternoon by having a complete meltdown. After a few toots and stepping away, I was able to rescue the files that were missing and piece this puppy together. My apologies for the delay. The orb is in this room, and I'll be damned if I'm going to let it affect this show or the beer fest or the couch races! Ok. Thanks for the support, enjoy the show, and I can't wait to see you guys tomorrow!

d

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1. **Concrete Mike's Childhood Discovery**: Concrete Mike shares a shocking story about finding his friend's mom in Hustler's Beaver Hunt XXX magazine.

2. **Biker Lingo - P*ss Flaps**: Discussion on why bikers use such colorful language.

3. **Dan's Daughter at 'The Great American Teach In'**: Dan talks about his daughter Maisie's day at the event and her accidental consumption of rubber sprinkles.

4. **Max's Opinion on His Mother's Job**: Tom reveals his son Max's thoughts about the importance of his mother's job.

5. **Ross's Texas Farm Experience**: Ross shares his adventures working on his in-laws' farm in Texas, including the state's obesity rate and donut shop phenomenon.

6. **Texas Doughnut Shops and Cambodian Ownership**: Exploration of why Texas has the most doughnut shops in the world, predominantly owned by Cambodian people.

7. **The New London School Explosion**: A historical discussion about the tragic event.

8. **P Diddy's Accusations**: Discussion about the recent allegations against P Diddy, including rape and other serious charges.

9. **DRugg on Andre 3000's Flute Album**: Conversation with comedian and rapper DRugg about Andre 3000's new music project.

10. **Snoop Dogg Quitting Smoking?**: Speculation on what Snoop Dogg meant by announcing he's giving up "smoke."

11. **Barry Manilow's Changing Appearance**: Commentary on Barry Manilow's noticeable changes in appearance.

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In true 09' style, there will not be show notes today, but please enjoy these links that we constantly barf at you. - d

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**Full Show Notes:**

On this unmissable episode of Tom & Dan LIVE STREAM:

- **Comedy Central**: Tom and Dan share their experience at Dave Chappelle's show at the Amway Center. Hear what it's like to be phone-free and immersed in the world of comedy.

- **Smoke Gets in Your Eyes**: The guys recount the surreal moment when Dave Chappelle lit up inside the arena, sparking a smoky revolution among the attendees.

- **Robot Rampage**: In-studio combat robot builders take the spotlight, showcasing their creations by laying waste to one of Sam's office toys.

- **Bungalower's Back**: Brendan from Bungalower drops in to give us the lowdown on his adventurous assignment for Orlando Magazine, including a leather bar and encounters with a sexy Hagrid.

- **Bath House Chronicles**: Brendan shares titillating tales of bath houses and the coded language like "feeding the ducks" within the Orlando gay community.

- **Financial Faux Pas**: We tackle the mysterious "T&D Medical" bank account issue that's been raising eyebrows.

- **Wardrobe Malfunctions**: Tom recounts the hilarious story of how his button blew off his jeans and took a dive into the toilet - and the ingenuity it took to retrieve it.

- **Tom's Top Five**: Despite a lack of enthusiasm, Tom delivers a top 5 list that's sure to entertain, albeit with a touch of reluctance.

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