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1. **Mathematical Musing**: "The math adds up to dickhead" serves as a humorous phrase, its origin, and application discussed in light, likely related to some sort of shenanigans or unfavorable calculation.

2. **Reusable Ziploc Dilemma**: A dive into the discussion of reusable ziplocs, bringing forth their utility versus the perceived inconvenience.

3. **DIY Detergent**: Crystal shares her Instagram-found recipe for homemade detergent, sparking a discussion on DIY solutions and household hacks.

4. **Team-Building Experiences**: The hosts explore various activities that firms may organize, pondering their real efficacy in building team spirit and camaraderie.

5. **Adventurous Andrea**: Details of Andrea's fun and potentially bumpy side-by-side riding activity shared with some light-hearted commentary.

6. **Parental Panic**: Maisie's meltdown becomes a topic of empathetic discussion, highlighting the emotional struggles children may face during parental absence.

7. **Mango Mishap**: The "bucket of mangos" story, likely involving a comedic or unfortunate incident, was dissected for listener amusement.

8. **Pho Fiasco**: Crystal’s month-old pho eating incident sparks a conversation on food safety, storage, and perhaps, adventurous eating.

9. **Food Delivery Debate**: Pros and cons of food delivery services like Uber Eats were weighed, with experiences and preferences shared among the hosts.

10. **Dimming Debacle**: Tom brings to light a dilemma involving household lighting, potentially involving failed DIY efforts or unmet expectations.

11. **The Snooze Struggle**: Crystal's battle with her persistent snooze alarm leads to a funny yet relatable chat about morning routines and technology mishaps.

12. **Santa Skepticism**: Tommy’s questioning of Santa Claus dives into childhood beliefs, parental dilemmas, and keeping the magic alive.

13. **Oat Milk Opinions**: An intense yet light-hearted debate on oat milk ensues, including its taste, texture, and a colorful description - “Fat of a scarecrow.”

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**Full Show Notes for the T&D Friday Free Show LIVE Stream**:

1. **Ian If’s Tarot Tales**: Special guest Ian If is present to provide tarot card readings, likely offering comedic and peculiar insights into the hosts' futures.
   
2. **Supernatural Steak**: "Ghost in the meat" perhaps involves a bizarre or humorous story relating to supernatural beliefs and possibly some questionable meat. 

3. **Sam's Symbolic Numbers**: Discussion around Sam experiencing frequent occurrences of the numbers 3 and 6, potentially diving into numerology or coincidental phenomena.

4. **The Devil's In The Details**: A noteworthy tarot card, Sam ends her reading on the Devil, possibly sparking conversations about future predictions or metaphorical life hurdles.

5. **Tom’s Respect Rant**: Tom expresses a desire for respect, perhaps sharing anecdotes where he felt undervalued or unappreciated.

6. **Mystical Misinterpretations**: The "Nine of Claws" likely serves as a comedic misnaming of a tarot card, leading to light-hearted discussions or interpretations.

7. **Dan the Magician**: Insights into Dan’s selfish magician character, perhaps via tarot interpretation, leading to reflections on selfishness and personal growth.

8. **Relationship Revelations**: Discussion on whether Dan is headed for divorce based on tarot reading or personal anecdote, exploring relationship dynamics humorously.

9. **Andrea Speaks**: Andrea’s statement could relate to any of the prior topics, offering a personal perspective or sharing her own story.

10. **Dan's Disheveled Sleep**: Anecdote of Dan passing out at his bed's foot, possibly leading to discussions on exhaustion, work-life balance, or just being hilariously relatable.

11. **Gabagool Gag**: Likely a humorous segment revolving around Italian-American slang, accents, or perhaps a related incident.

12. **Mushroom Musings**: Talk about mushrooms might involve cooking, foraging, or perhaps a bizarre story involving the fungi.

13. **Pop Culture Pondering**: "What's Mr. Skin up to?" potentially involves updates or nostalgic talk about the infamous website, exploring changes in content consumption over time.

14. **Wild Encounters**: The “grizzly attacks” likely involves recounting of actual events or hypothetical scenarios involving wildlife, sparking fear and awe.

15. **Canine Cards**: "The 42 of Dogs" is presumably a comedic take on tarot readings, introducing a non-existent card that serves as a catalyst for entertaining conjecture.

16. **Artistic Amusements**: Mention of PigTits painting and a business call might involve a funny anecdote where the background became an unexpected focal point of a professional interaction.

17. **Jiffy Feet Jokes**: Potential exploration of "Jiffy Feet" - likely a light-hearted segment involving peculiar stories or theories.

18. **Scooter Struggles**: Dan’s scooter predicaments invite sympathy, advice, or just friendly ribbing from the co-hosts.

19. **Delivery Debacles**: Recurrent theme “Delivery strikes again” could involve fresh stories of food delivery mishaps or critiques.

20. **Gilbert Momfried**: Likely a comedic misname or character involving impressions or peculiar stories regarding mothers or parenting.

21. **Risky Business**: “Stunts gone wrong” probably involves recounting of risky endeavors that didn’t pan out as expected, either from personal experiences or viral stories.

22. **Inappropriate Jest**: “Molester Jester” implies a dark-humor sketch or character, maneuvering through controversial comedy.

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