A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
The most mediocre time you'll ever have.

We back baby. 

This was a fun time that I would prefer talks for itself. Not to listener - if the notes are long, then the show was sh*t. Have a wonderful weekend and listen to more and more 80’s country music. 

* Butler asked Seth to sign a Kimbo Slice action figure. He cried.

* Chungus Glorioso vs Seth - Bloodwork 

* Raise your glide, bro!

* Logan Paul vs Mayweather

* White Claw Surge

* Beer Spa

* Long boi duck- Big ass duck

* Wedding dress approval 

* Seth wants to freeze his head 

* Tom was logged into Sam's FB account 

* Aggressively tying squid shoes

* Generational gut

* Pfizer farts

* Gina= China

* Butler unplugged the security cameras 

* Longboi plugs

Have a great weekend! - d

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Now that we’ve got all of that garbage out of the way, let’s get to the show! The Land Cruise is tomorrow, so I'm going to make this swift:

* Recap of Land Cruise

* Fuck bingo

* Ivan the bingo winner calls in 

* Hypnosis "science"

* You get what ya get, don't throw a fit 

* Teacher on a field trip with bad behavior- joke dick

* Killer requests firing squad 

* The space plank

* Woovs

* Lady Daga

* Ross vs Butler weed off 

* Dan's stye eyes 

* Izzy calls in- Chungus Glorioso 

* Future diabetes 

* Children carjacking video

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Bye-bye. 

d

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Now that we’ve got all of that garbage out of the way, let’s get to the show! The Land Cruise is tomorrow, so I'm going to make this swift:

* T*tty Friday

* Butler picks out an anniversary card for Andrea

* Crazy treats crazy 

* Seth is MMAs Joe Jackson

* Email saying Tom is a dick 

* Manufacture buttholes

* Listener that bought Seth's old engagement ring calls in 

* Happy and the bobcat video 

* Karate party- break Tom's legs 

* Mama Vann Parliament Light stage

* Ed Tyll production notes

* Tom gives out sponsors names to scammers

* Nerd marketing calls

* Bob the website builder

* Garage sales

* Winning the Powerball

* Meaningless tattoos on TikTok

* Little John will look at your dojo

* Butthole Batman

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Bye-bye. 

d

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Now that we’ve got all of that garbage out of the way, let’s get to the show! And remember, if you are wanting to go on the Tom & Dan Land Cruise, you’re going to need to hit up the Dr. Phillips website like NOW! As of this morning, there was like 2 pods left so you’re going to need to get on it! Here’s the link: https://www.drphillipscenter.org - it’s a fairly straight forward site but they some times release pods as they become available. 

On this week’s show:

*Sam slammed her knee on Tom's hitch ball

* Shamans

* Jacking it to yearbook photos 

* Dick up in underwear 

* Ross' news

* Coinstar paid off guy with greasy pennies

* Swiss Army finally issuing female underwear 

* Hacks in eGames

* Monkey with a chip in his brain

* Make a Wish Adult Edition

* Ben Franklin 1000- Frankin it Up 

* Butler's vacation in St. Lucia

* Butler acquiring weed on vacation

* Girthy Turds

* Hashbrowns vs homefries

* Colon-ary

* What the gush?

* Sex goblin images

* BigOlButthole.com

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Ok. That's enough. See you Monday! 

d

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Hey there, gang! 

Today was a sweet one. Nice and easy - nothing crazy - a little of everything - a little of nothing - let's dig in:

On this week's show:

* Butler has a big BH- breaking toilets

* Lil Nas X controversy again

* Alcohol effects as you get older

* Pinch the tip 

* Seth has low testosterone

* Sex goblin

* Karate money wheel 

* Buried treasure in the orchard 

* P eyes

* Resurrection eggs

* Gorilla t's motorcycle

* Proper usage of microwave

* Sam and Tracy on a jet ski 

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Have a fantastic weekend and we'll see you on Monday for the BDM show! Not a BDM...get on that! 

d

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