A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
The most mediocre time you'll ever have.

Hey, there gang! 

I hope these show notes find you well. It's currently 5 am and I'm in the studio. Couldn't sleep. The all too typical 4:30 am insomnia and mind racing, so I figured that I'd be productive and get these notes knocked out before the girls wake up. Needless to say, I'm tired from traveling and really looking forward to having a little bit of downtime and of all things, "home time!" I don't know if you guys are like me, but traveling and especially being on a plane just sucks all of the life out of me. The dry air - the soreness from sitting for too long - the bruises from a toddler kicking the sh*t out of you. You know the deal. 

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On this week's show:

-9-year anniversary recap

-Seth is here

-Jay, the ring announcer

-Big Nippers

-Bag of Danes

-Prank wars

-The b-hole brothers

-Tiffany’s wedding recap

-Dan got yelled at in Mexico by Andrea

-Bake your herpes

-Mexican crow attack

-Is your b-hole gluten free?

-Pimply ass Pepperoni

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Since this is the first show back since our 9 Year Anniversary Party, please allow me to thank again all of you who took the time to come out. Based on the emails that I've been reading, you guys really, really liked this event and trust me when I tell you that I'm going to do my best to try and make the 10, 10 TIMES BETTER! (We've actually already started to plan it so there should be no surprises like there was this year! Haha...)

Love you guys!

d

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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

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Wow...well, that was a thing.

No really. I didn't think that today was ever going to end. We started the day, and everything was great, but then the studio had another massive power surge and again, I'm having to dig into my computer to recover files that I should never be searching for. (You f'n hear that APC...you guys f'd me for the second time. No more. I've got to figure something else out - something better than that.) Never anyone mind - I got it all figured out, and the show is completed, but I will say that it was NOT easy. 

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(Tooting on my CBD pen to calm the F down.)

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On this week's show:

-Don’t wax my apples

-Dusty ti**y mug

- Lifesavers

-"The Deltona Weiner Boil"

-Catch her while she’s sleeping

-Tricky bird bj

-Call Granny Beth

-Lightning strikes the studio AGAIN!

-Tom wants to pack for Andrea

-Tiki Duck

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Thanks to everyone for listening, tuning in and participating on Twitch, and for being the best God damned listeners in the world! We would be nothing without you guys, and we certainly appreciate all of the love and support. Hopefully, we'll see all of you guys tomorrow for our 9-year anniversary party. 

All love, and we'll see you guys tomorrow if I wake up after sleeping. :)

d

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"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies." 

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Morning!

Wow. I really took my time on that one, huh? It's really hard to justify sitting at the studio and typing up the show notes when I could be just sitting at a restaurant with my wife and daughter and eating the finest of fajitas. Do you like-a-the fajitas? Man. That's like one of my top three things to eat and I think that I could eat them morning noon and night. It's like a fancier taco that you have to make yourself. I like to work and I'm a self-starter, so it's like the perfect meal for me. I digress. 

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This week we had the pleasure of having Chris Fisher from BYOCB podcast stop by the program. If you're not familiar with him, he's a damn fine broadcaster and a great friend. The Orlando podcast community is amazing and they never cease to amaze me, not only with talent but with love and friendship. Sappy? Maybe. But I'm more than ok with that. Fisher sat in on news and can't I rant for a second about having Samantha full-time and how much I love it? When I say that she helps with every aspect of the show - I mean EVERY aspect of the show. I think just about the only thing that she does not do is remind us to get up and empty our bladders, which would be a strange thing for her to say and a little gross. Moving on. 

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On this week's show:

-Alyson from Rebecca Creek is here

-Tom’s first pedicure

-Erogenous Jones

-Bing Bong alarm

-Dixie Dynamite

-Goozy

-Live on live with Jim Colbert

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As always, thanks for listening, watching LIVE on Twitch and supporting the show! We love you guys and we're damn proud of this community that we have all come together to create. Have a wonderful Sunday - Go France - and we'll talk to you all next week! 

All the best,

d

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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: ChristopherTitusInterview.mp3
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"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies."

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Thank you kindly for listening, everybody! 

It's Dan - coming at you from AMTStudio3. I dropped by the studio to release this week's show early before Tom and our families all head out for a mini-vacation. Don't worry - I feel incredibly confident that we'll have a damn beautiful collection of stories from the holiday weekend. And, Tom and I wish you nothing but the best and hope that you enjoy the hell out of this 4th of July 2018! 

On this week's show:

-Tuesday edition of FFS due to July 4th

-Steven Townes from Naked and Afraid is here

-Tom is Groupon Patty

-The nude marines

-Canussy

-Dan Cummins calls in 

-Let the cave air out

-Pushing Rope

-Brain freeze and blue balls

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Enjoy yourselves out there this weekend folks and please remember to be careful. All jokes aside, when alcohol is flowing, there are times when we make very, very poor decisions. Try not to be that guy this weekend and Tom, and I look forward to hanging with you guys back here on Monday! 

d

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