A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
The most mediocre time you'll ever have.

Hey there, gang!

We hope that these show notes find you well. We just packed up for the day, and we’re all about to take off. We do hope that you all have a fantastic weekend - we’re going to try our best to do the same. With that said, and I know that I sound like a broken record as I type this, but we would really like for you to like and subscribe to our YouTube page. You can find it by heading over to YouTube and simply searching “TomandDanLive.” We’ll pop right up and trust me when I tell you, that I think we have one of the best YouTube channels out there. We have full shows. We have audio-only shows. We have original cartoons done by the mega-talented Swervey Jones. We have a ton of behind the scenes and event videos, as well. So, let’s get to today!

On this week’s show:

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* Seth is here- Felicia fight

* Listener calls in- Tested negative for COVID-19, but positive for skin cancer and leprosy

* Nose in your mailbox

* Mole or blood

* Sgt. Pepper Lips designs

* OG show circle continues

* Setholamule

* Bufo toads

* Double toad'n it

* Chimney iguanas

* Disney opening back up 

* Olsen twins

* $800 blue sweater

* Butler's gleeking

* Brown bear stalks boy in Italy

* Moose antennas

* Seth vs a Moose

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Have a great one guys and if you have something that you would like for us to chat about or a topic that you think might be good for the show, fire us an email; show@tomanddan.com is the address, and on that note, we’ll see you Monday!

All the best and all love,

d

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Only but the best. The Champagne of Podcasts. - d

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Hi. Limited time. Here's the menu:

* Seth- first guest back

* Froggin Friday

* Seth's rash

* Mike Tyson/Holyfield fight again

* Seth vs Tyson

* Only people cry 

* Jean-Claude Van Blamme

* Alabama Blammer

* Drinking during the quarantine

* Butler's Fairvilla unboxing

* How long do you stay inside after finishing

* Seth's douchebro news

* Muppets Now

* Nassau scientists- alternate timeline

* Benjamin Button's baby bj's

* Jim Hanson

* Dog's anal glands

* Emails

* Vibration nation 

* Kids and cuss words

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Thanks, kids. Today was much needed. 

d

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Oh yeah...it's the best! - d

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Hey there, gang! 

Did you know that you can watch the show? We broadcast LIVE on Twitch, and all flagship shows are edited and then re-released on YouTube for those that love the video component of the show.

You can find us on Twitch HERE: www.twitch.tv/tomanddanlive

You can find us on YouTube HERE: https://www.youtube.com/user/AMediocreTime

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Before we get to the notes, here's how to find us! 

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Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan/id308614478

Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-show

TuneIn: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-Podcast-p393884/

iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1248-a-mediocre-time-with-tom-30696640/

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0IMs3hgNDuD6qI8ldHMWvH

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* Maisie wants makeup for her bday

* Hands up, feet up, don't shoot questions

* God is a monkey 

* Tom explains evolution to his kids

* Mail on male

* Dreams

* Sleep and peak 

* Watermelon A Cautionary Tale

* Commando sex scene

* Finish in the skimmer

* Tom's new smoothie boy

* Grocery car theft

* Rockabye blowjob

* Pantyhose

* Hot tub audio 

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Have a wonderful weekend, folks and if YOU have anything that you think we need to chat about, hit up TomandDan.com or email Show@TomandDan.com and we'll do our best to kick it around. 

All love,

d

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Hey there, gang! 

Did you know that you can watch the show? We broadcast LIVE on Twitch, and all flagship shows are edited and then re-released on YouTube for those that love the video component of the show.

You can find us on Twitch HERE: www.twitch.tv/tomanddanlive

You can find us on YouTube HERE: https://www.youtube.com/user/AMediocreTime

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Before we get to the notes, here's how to find us! 

Other podcasts aggregates or scrapers:

Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan/id308614478

Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-show

TuneIn: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-Podcast-p393884/

iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1248-a-mediocre-time-with-tom-30696640/

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0IMs3hgNDuD6qI8ldHMWvH

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* Tom's new AC system 

* Tommy's time anxiety and car drop off

* Tom's bribing Max's teacher with White Claw merch

* Money muffins

* Giant White Claw gift basket 

* Skype call with Brian from SV Delos

* Racoon Cay

* Raising a baby on a boat

* Who's Dumpin?

* Dump it out

* Bass is back 

* Dan turned down a bj because he had just peed

* Bubble heart attack 

* Butler raw dogging

* Caesar dragging his wet dick across Dan's toes

* Dan Dennis questions

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So tired. What a great Friday. I hope that you guys had as much fun as we did and on that note...we'll see you Monday for BDM shows and ACT. All love!

d

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Hey there, gang! 

Did you know that you can watch the show? We broadcast LIVE on Twitch, and all flagship shows are edited and then re-released on YouTube for those that love the video component of the show.

You can find us on Twitch HERE: www.twitch.tv/tomanddanlive

You can find us on YouTube HERE: https://www.youtube.com/user/AMediocreTime

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Before we get to the notes, here's how to find us! 

Other podcasts aggregates or scrapers:

Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan/id308614478

Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-show

TuneIn: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-Podcast-p393884/

iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1248-a-mediocre-time-with-tom-30696640/

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0IMs3hgNDuD6qI8ldHMWvH

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Wow...I needed that.

I needed a good laugh. 

I can always count on you - the BDM family - all of the listeners - and of course Tom, Sam, and Butler to make me get a good cry laugh going. Totally needed it and chances are, you do too. Let's get to it. Have a great weekend, folks! 

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On this week's show:

* Bullying during a business call

* Butler's "clip art"

* !FishCam in full effect

* Tom introduced his kids to "Bombs Over Baghdad"

* Nighttime conversations

* Moms over bad dads

* Maisie skateboarding

* Emails and voicemails

* Who's Porkin theme song

* Dreams

* Bloodpocalypse

* Poop banana

* Rubbing one out at work 

* Butler's BJ in a Spaghetti Warehouse parking lot

*Collard greens

* "Need to watch sick"- Max

* Tommy's cube train homework

* Chompy

* Did too much with a lot

* Park and Rec reunion

* Meat Run

* Pee on my tongue

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Ok. I've been spending way too much time here lately...sort of pissing off the wife. I apologize to everyone for that...I'm just trying to make us better. It's like one of the only things that I can control. I'm sure you guys get it...and we all hope that you know how much we appreciate all of you. Truly. ❤️

See you Monday! 

d

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