A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
The most mediocre time you'll ever have.

Hey there gang! 

Tom and I both hope that this show finds you well! Once again, I'm coming at you via the Dennis family kitchen table. Maisie is on the floor right next to me building the world's tallest Duplo train. (Sorry if that's a little too "Dad" for you.) This is what my life is on Saturday mornings - coffee and legos. 

Yesterday was a lot of fun! It's always fun when we have old friends in to just hang and shoot it. Our good friends Lil' Red and British Lee stopped by to hang out and it was SO good to see both of them! Red will be moving soon to Chicago and many of you know that we will be losing a really great guy and Chi-town is gaining some great people. On to the show!

On yesterday's show:

-Last show of 2016

-Dusty Muscle Milk

-Christmas of nightmares

-Tom’s trip to Old Town

-Tom’s whole family got sick

-Death memes

-Rat house update

-Worst Christmas gifts

-Prank wars

-Old intern Lee is here

-Ross recaps the final Tumbleweed

-Dan push up challenge

-Ticket challenge for December

-Rat house remixes

-New Year’s resolutions

I hope you all have an outstanding last weekend of 2016 and I promise you that Tom and I will come back better than ever in the new year. We have a lot of new things planned and we think that things are only going to get better! 

Love you guys!

d

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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

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Tomorrow. 

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Thanks to all of you for listening and supporting the show! Tom and I have been having an f'n blast but alas it's time for a break. A much-needed break! Since we're pretty much the only folks pulling the strings here, it will be nice to not have to do anything for a few weeks. (Well, at least a week! We'll see how it goes. Haha...) For those of you that are "Founders," I'm currently at the studio getting everything ready for your arrival. I've got to say, Tom and I are pretty damned excited to have you guys take a peek at what you created! I'm SO stoked about this!!! We would be nothing without all of the great listeners that we have and obvious special thanks go to those of you who invested in our new studio space. It was sort of imperative with the new baby to get the studio out of my house. Andrea has been a saint putting up with us working there for the last couple of years but it was time to move on and grow. This has been a banner year for us and it has everything to do with you believing in us and our podcast/radio product. Expanding can be scary but you guys helped us every step of the way and I hope you know how much we appreciate that. Thanks again!  

On this week's show:

-Winnie the Pooh leaves a voicemail

-Boring motherf in a laundry room

-Dan test his palmed pills on Caesar

-Swinger pineapples

-Smoking cloves and bloody mattresses

-Tom lost his comb

-Genitals are your downstairs face

-Ross’ Rativity

-First time getting high/drunk

-Human garbage can

-Vulcan Shocker

-How bout no stink?

-Wawa battle

Thanks for listening - spread the word and I'm sure Tom and I will be seeing a great deal of you very, very soon. 

d

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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

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Yesterday was by far one of the most strange shows that we've ever done but we had a hell of a good time. It's always fun to have people stop in and be part of the show - and it's even better when those people get to witness us interact with a woman who swallows goldfish for beer money.

On this week's show:

-Dunkin Dan

-Special guest Aubrey (possible dominatrix) is here

-Aubrey swallows goldfish

-Bat wing slap

-Big Tim is here with rat house lollipops

-Crystal caught picking her nose?

We hope you enjoy the show and thanks as always for supporting the show! We have the best listeners in the world.

d

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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

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Happy Thanksgiving! 

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On today's #FFS:

-The mysterious sound is killing Dan

-Tom can’t grow a beard

-Voicemails

-Ross’ rat update

-D*&^ belt

-Kirin Strong 

-The ShBooms are here

-John Celery

Thanks to all of you who hung with us this weekend at both the "Bad at Business Beerfest" and "Sofa and Suds." We have the best listeners in the world and it's always a pleasure hanging with you kids! See you next week! 

d

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The last couple of weeks have been rough. 

Not just for all of us and NO I’m not talking about the election, but I am talking about for the show. (But sure, throw the election on there as well why don’t you. It’s cool. Best of luck to our new President. Seriously. No sour grapes here. I know we all hope for the best - it's just stressful.)

Tom and I are always working on the show. Always. I don’t think there’s a minute of the day that Tom doesn’t take a call from a client - a potential client -  a person who will be working for us in an attempt to pull off a new T&D event - and even more. On my side of the company it’s a little bit different. I’m in charge of trying to make us sound and look as good as we can - on a budget. Now, allow me to preface a bit in that I think we do a very, very, VERY good job at this. We really do. A lot of this probably has to do with the fact that when there’s an audio problem, I’m consumed by it and do everything in my power to fix it and make it better. We’re currently battling that with this mystery “audio glitch” sound that you’ve been hearing and been hearing me talk about on the show. We upgraded our main studio machine about 2 months ago and that was the first that we started dealing with it. There are tons of things in play here that could contribute to it - seriously - almost too many for me to mention. A few examples: new machine, new OS, new audio interface, new mics, new mixing console, new blah, blah, blah…you get the idea. And because it doesn’t happen very often and is not a MASSIVE problem, I have to wait and pretty much let you guys tell me about it. Then I take another thing out of play and see if that makes it go away. It’s a very long and terrible trouble shooting game but it’s one that I’m completely committed to. BTW - thanks to all of you who send me messages to give me the heads up on the “glitches” that you hear. Keep it up. It really is the only way that I know about issues because the shows are long and it’s not a problem that we can hear while recording. Oh man...I so wish that it was! 

Last week we had a completly different issue where I almost completely lost the show! That would have meant that almost our entire Friday afternoon would have been wasted - no commercial inventory would have run - Tom was not happy and rightfully so. MediJocre was BACK to the rescue and he helped us find the missing audio and the labeling issues that we were having on this end. He’s a an amazing person to know and a wealth of computer knowledge. 

So the point of this little blog is to thank Tom for his patience when it comes to the “audio” department and to thank all of you for your patience as well. I started this by saying that we have to do things on a budget and we really do. We don’t have the ability to go into heaps and heaps of debt building up our "radio" studio. Also, after looking at the industry, that just might not be the best business model - ya feel me?

On this week's show:

-Ross’ Rat-gate

-Tom’s rap song/video about Ross’ rat problem

-Toxic pregnant raccoon

-Shorts length

-Bathroom etiquette 

-Tom’s facial hair

-Vacuum seal mice

All the best T&D family! You hear from us soon. 

d

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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

 

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...tomorrow...

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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

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It’s Us. It’s Halloween. It’s Greenwood Cemetery. :)

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On today's show:

Tom’s ultimate stress

-The studio got a new runner rug

-Dan shot chemicals up his nose

-Tom thinks he’s allergic to weed

-SBK calls in    www.kidneyforkevin.com

-Gapetoberfest and the quest for Ms. Butt Slut

-Big Tim calls in about his hot dog stand

-Candy bars

-Ted Nougat

-Steal a base, steal a taco

Thanks for listening, kids. You guys are the best listeners in the world and I hope you know how much we really appreciate you hanging with us. We'll see you next week!

-d

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What’s going on gang!

We hope this message finds you well and that you’re about to start enjoying your weekend. I’m about to load up the ladies and then we’re all going out to some pumpkin patch to look for pumpkins and yeah…all of that mess.

On this week’s show:

-Packed studio

-Infusing animal blood in a human

-Yellow Brick Road Foundation blood drive

-Tiffany calls in and tells us about her experience with Felmand’s Angels

-Tiff got Trumped in the cooler at Chili’s

-ZZ Topless

I am a very good bad boy

-Dan’s soundboard is taking over

-Joe Exotic

-Tom’s split dream

-Dan is sound effects midget

-Quantum Leap

-Bloody sphere

-Tampons

It was a fun one and we really, really hope that you enjoy it!

All the best and thanks for listening.

d

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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

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Here's a nice little bonus show for all of you out there who absolutely love Universal Studios Orlando's Halloween Horror Nights! This year we're celebrating the 26th year of this amazing attraction and it just keeps getting better and better and better and better! If you don't already have your tickets and if you haven't already experienced all that HHN26 and "Chance" - this years Icon have to offer, please use this link to grab our tickets! Trust us, you will LOVE it! 

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Thanks folks and we'll see you on the other side. 

d

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I'm sort of learning my lesson on a lot of this stuff. If I leave writing this to the last minute, it's just not going to get done. I'm really, really sorry about that and will try to do better in making sure that I write all of this stuff down. Samantha does a great job of taking show notes and sadly I lost track of time on this one. So better late than never and here they are! 

On this week's show:

-Corey Feldman

-T**** Pumpkins

-Full blown 90’s radio mode

-Tom wants to sell his marriage certificate

-Tom’s toilet exploded

-Male nurses

-Stealing chromies

-“Crazy girl” sex

-End of times

-Flesh carrot

-#Tittlywinks

-Joe Pettis is here!

-Ross finds Joe’s father!

Thanks for listening folks and we'll see you on Monday! 

d

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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

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At some point tomorrow, I'll update this. 

All love

d

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Hey there gang! Dan here!

Today I’m coming at you from AMTStudio3. There are few things that I’ve got to do before we meet many of you over at Red Cypress Brewery. Just in case you've been living under a rock, today is release day for our "A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan" wet-hopped golden ale - brewed by our friends at RC. If I might speak freely, I'm really glad that this is a tasty beer and not a novelty. In a day and age when everything needs a hook, it's refreshing to see that our hook - Red Cypress' hook is just quality beer. No strange flavors or BS to get in the way. Simple. Perfect. Rare. Wet-hopped goodness. We really think that you're going to like this beer and I hope to see all of you at Red Cypress later today. On to the show.

On this week's show:

-Tom interviews old people

-Tom and Dan visited Drew Garabo

-Trumpy the Bear

-Pecker in the dirt

-Gourmaise-oflage

-Pen Pineapple Apple Pen

-www.tomanddanscams.com

-We call Dan Cummins

-Sam could be an MMA fighter?

-Young boy j***ed off to Counterparts dvd

-Dan did voiceover for video game Geist

-Bubba is here

Well, that's about it for me. Just like every other day, I've got tons of other S that requires my attention so I'm about to shut up shop. A few notes about today - if you can't find parking in the front of the brewery, make sure that you head to the back. This is a large area and there's more than enough room for all who want to hang. We WILL have Tom and Dan merch out there. Most everything will be scaled down though and beer related so for harder to find merch and everything that we've got in stock, please head to the website. TomandDan.com will have everything that we have to offer. 

Thanks again to the Danger Brains for their branding love for our beer project and major thanks to the entire Red Cypress team for ticking one of my bucket list boxes with a Tom and Dan beer. 

See you guys in a bit! 

d

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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

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Hey there gang! Happy weekend to you all! 

Dan, once again coming at you from the kitchen table after another "A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan" show. It's amazing how fast Tom and I have to bolt out of the studio because we're both the chefs in our respective homes. If you ever wondered, that's why you get the show notes typically a day later. 

On today's show:

-Roast beef

-2 steering wheeled shopping carts

-Tom and Jimmy 159 go to a golf tournament

-Dan got a sound effects board

-Tom got dehydrated drunk again

-Tom bets a young sweetie at the tournament

-Tom is hot dog terminator

-Dan is dumbing down his daughter

-Ride on battle cat

-Lil' More Daddy

-BDM compound

-#FreeNannies

-Is 18 too young?

-Pop pop’s boob mug

-Grenade upgrade

Thanks for listening guys! Be sure to check the website for all of the info about our beer release and also for new merch. There's almost always something going on in T&D-land so sign up for our newsletters and whatnot to stay in the know. 

All the best and have a great weekend! We'll see you on Monday! 

d

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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

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Here's your Friday Free Show just a touch early. 

I'm actually about to fly out as I type this and you guys know that we really don't like missing a #FFS so we hope you enjoy this one that was taped on a Wednesday. Apologies for there not being any detailed notes. As most of you know or maybe not, Samantha is the keeper of the notes and if she doesn't take them, they don't get done. 

With that said, be sure to check out the website and all of the new much that is in the merch section at TomandDan.com. We've got towels for BDM's, tank tops, and all sorts of new stuff. People have been asking if we're going to be getting more of those Tom and Dan lapel pins in and the answer is yes but we think that we're going to switch up the design a touch. What can we say; we get really bored with stuff and always want to keep changing and evolving our designs so all of us never get bored. 

Have a wonderful Friday morning and we'll be back LIVE next Friday! Oh, and BDM shows will be out on Monday as usual. We have a really cool "professional sports" themed show for you on Monday. The only thing that you'll be missing is the OG which will be delayed but released on Tuesday! 

All the best and talk with you then! 

d

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Hey there fam! 

Dan here and coming at you from the couch where the ESPN Fantasy Football app is currently down so I have no idea how my team is doing. Sadly, it's the only thing that I wanted to do while the baby took a nap but I guess that's the way it goes and now I can't put off typing up this show recap any longer. 

The show on Friday was a lot of fun but as a few of you know from me addressing it, I'm not drinking for 30 days so it was different for me. I was thinking about it and I think that this might be the first time that I've done the show with out a "cool beer" in my hand in about 6 years. Insane right? Maybe a little sad depending on how you want to look at it. We also had the BDM Summer Party yesterday and I didn't drink during that either. Was it hard? Yeah but it's a nice change and I really enjoyed the event and not feeling like sh*t the next day. I'm just not making a big deal about it. There's no need. And if you're wondering why in the hell I would do something like that, it's because I don't like feeling bad and in turn that takes time away from my daughter. To me, that's completely inexcusable. She doesn't deserve that. Neither does Andrea. I'll move on. :)

On Friday's show:

-Dan is going on a trip by himself

-Always do a gay scenario

-Tom wants powder

-Dan isn’t drinking for 30 days

-EJ wants to take Tom to the FSU game

-What can Tom get his pop pop for his 90th bday

-Puerto Rican listener compares himself to Tom and Dan

-Is that a permanent wig?

-Women spray doo doo too

-Michael Waltrip calls us

-First time in AMT history Tom drinks a beer and Dan doesn’t

-Mailing thank you cards

-Nail through the balls at BK

-78 poop books

-Ghosts poop smoke

Thanks to all of you for listening and special thanks to all of you who joined us yesterday for the BDM Summer Party. You continue to solidify my thinking that we have that best listeners in the universe and it's always a fun time when I get to hang with you guys. (Drinking or not.) Tom and I both hope that you had an amazing time yesterday and partied safe. And as a side note, you guys raised a butt-load of cash for the Yellow Brick Road Foundation. Thank you all for your kind donations and for being the most generous group of "scumbags" in the world. 

All the best and we'll talk to you in the morning! 

d

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This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

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Good Saturday morning kids! 

Dan here, coming at you from my kitchen table. There was no sleeping in this particular Saturday. I'm afraid that my insomnia is back and I was up at about 5:30am this morning with my mind racing and a constant feeling of anxiety. It's blows but I'm sure there are tons of other people that experience the same thing and can relate. 

Yesterday we got to 'cast one of Tom's dream shows. Most of you know that Tom has and more than likely will always be obsessed with jobs and business. It's one of the things that makes him so damn good at what he does for our company. For a while now, he has been wanting to do a "Shark Tank style" show where we have local businesses come into the studio and pitch to real people who have been on the television show Shark Tank. Needless to say, we had a fantastic group of folks who pitched to us and we had a damn good time chatting with all of them. 

On this week's show:

-Shark Tank edition

-James’ children’s cd

-The P3 idea

-Surf Wax idea

-Deli Fresh Threads

-Porn blog

-Dan’s drunk shark

Thanks to all of the fine folks who participated and we hope that you enjoy this OVERSIZED show as much as we enjoyed creating it for you. 

All the best and have a fantastic weekend! 

d

Direct download: Show382-SharkTank.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:16pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: RobertPowellInterview.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:19am EDT

It's the latest version of "A Gentleman's Guide to Manliness." That's about it.

Direct download: AGGTM-DeadElvis.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:25pm EDT

Hey there listener friends! Dan here...

The ladies are busy eating eggs...well ANDREA is eating them. Maisie is more just putting them on top of her head and letting them fall in her lap. I digress. 

Yesterday was an amazingly fun day of broadcasting for all of us here at T&D Media. (I'll never get used to typing that. It just sounds so pretentious but it's real so I guess I should treat it as such.) If you haven't already done so, please check out the interview that we did with comedian John Morgan. You can find that interview HERE. This dude is so fun and such high energy! We're very lucky that not only do we get to sit down with these amazing comedians each week for an extended period of time, but we also get to talk to them uncensored. It really does open up a whole new world of interview comfortability. Lots of thanks to The Orlando Improv for the love and for bringing us great guests almost every week. 

On this week's show:

-Tom’s friend sold bootleg reptiles

-Ross is America’s best comedian 

-Whack aggression

-Eating hot salami to mask alcohol breath

-Tom needs a promise nanny

-Dan almost god kidnapped- suspicioso 

-Jail shows and jail field trips

-Fat One’s hot dogs

-Boring clockmun

-Pube covered cuckoo aka Pubey Cuckoo

-Michael Waltrip disease

-Macho man nursery rhymes

-Height discrimination

Much love and thanks to all of you for voting for us in the Orlando Weekly "Best of Orlando" Awards. I know that some people love it - some people hate it - but it really does help us get on more equal footing with the bigger, terrestrial radio stations. They have these massive budgets and a more than massive bottom line and we do not. How can we compete? You. We can compete because of YOU. Our listeners are the deciding factor on how we're able to compete with radio stations who do multiple millions of dollars in ad revenue. You guys are the best and we hope you know how much it means to me and Tom. 

All the best and have a wonderful Saturday! 

d

Direct download: Show381-PubeyCuckoo.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:56pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: JohnMorganInterview2.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:43am EDT

It's the latest version of "A Gentleman's Guide to Manliness." That's about it.

Direct download: AGGTM-ChickenFriedPubes.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:57pm EDT

Hey there gang! Happy Saturday to all of you!

Andrea, Maisie, and I just got back from Samantha’s brunch at TR Fire Grill’s and for the 1st Samantha brunch! It was a damn fun time and I though the food and service was outstanding! Great stuff and I’ve never had a “breakfast meatloaf” before but I will never forget it and will damn sure trying to recreate it! It was good as all hell!

Thanks for checking out this week’s show! It was super-duper awesome and we had an f’n blast! On Friday’s show:

-P*ssy Admiral hats are missing!

-It happened again..Tom ruins Publix

-“Science” Friday

-Pogo stick toe-bacle

-Scuba doo van

-Memes

-Getting it out of your system before marriage

-What BDM ladies would bang Tom?

-“Big-claims” court

-Danny the Orlando Unicorn calls in

-Step up off my scrot bro

-Cactus Steve sells out Tom

-Tom is a mild celebrity

We really hope that all of you had as much fun as we did and thanks for supporting the show. It always blows my mind that our little, independent show is just as popular or more popular than most of the big boys and that’s awesome to me! You guys are the best listeners in the world! Truly.

We’ll see you on Monday if you’re a BDM and if you’re not – we’ll see you next week!

d

Direct download: Show380-StepOffMyScrotBro.mp3.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:31pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: Mo_NiqueandToneXInterview.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:26pm EDT

It's the latest version of "A Gentleman's Guide to Manliness." That's about it.

Direct download: AGGTM-MUSHROOMSTEVE.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:03pm EDT

Tomorrow...

Direct download: Show379-SpermoftheMoment.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:12pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: RickGuiterrezInterview.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:46am EDT

It's the latest version of "A Gentleman's Guide to Manliness." That's about it.

Direct download: AGGTM-BONEDRONE.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:21pm EDT

Hey there kids…

“The Swervey Jones Show” just left the studio and I’m here picking up the pieces! Those mother f*&kers go hard! Seriously. Be sure to check them out – Google the name – you’ll find them.

On this week’s show:

-Swervey Jones and Trey are here!

-Video games

-Big Tim Murphy is sitting in!

-We call Andy about crazy Skydiver

-Grizz calls us from the warzone

-Qatar color run

-Facetime

-Tim’s Tuber

-Shaking the lettuce

-Furry conventions

Thanks to all of you who catch the show live, download the show, and use the new Mediocre App. We’re really just trying to make the show fairly easy to find. Soon enough, all of the ACT shows will be on the app so you won’t need to go anywhere but the Mediocre App for all new content.

Thanks for listening and I hope you know that we love you guys!

d

Direct download: Show378-TonyRomo.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:09pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: RedGrantInterview.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:19am EDT

It's the latest version of "A Gentleman's Guide to Manliness." That's about it.

Direct download: AGGTM-DeepThoughts.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:41am EDT

Hey there gang! How the hell is it going on this lazy Saturday afternoon?

Well, it's lazy for me only because Maisie has a small ear infection that has kept us inside for the majority of the day. The original plan was to go pool party craz-mo but there's no way that I want to be that guy who drags his sick child to a place where there are other kids and then you get all of those kids sick too. Nope. Not going to do it. Ok - about this week of shows; I can say will completely honesty that I LOVED this week of broadcasting. I loved everything about it. I really enjoyed our "A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan" shows that we put out on Real Radio. They were so good and the guests that we had in, from Jeff Howell to Ryan from "Red Cypress Brewery" were all super fantastic! I really hope that you guys are digging those as much as I am. Also, for those of you who aren't that familiar with that version of what Tom and I do, it will soon be available on our new "Tom and Dan Mediocre App." The fellas over at Mako Media have really been working hard to add that as more content and also get all of the Android phone issues that we've been having buttoned up. We know that we’ve got issues with the Android version of the app and please know that we’re currently working on it. If you happen to have an Android device and you might be having issues, you can use this link to report the device and problem that you might be having. It will really help us out. HERE: https://form.jotform.com/61755310291956

I need to get back to my point. Sheryl Underwood was an amazing interview and was so fun and hilarious. And then I had an absolute blast when we did the “Friday Free Show” yesterday. The calls, the guests, the everything. It’s just so damned fun. I’m a lucky dude. On Friday’s show:

-Scam stories

-The Pillow Case Bandit

-IRS scam

-Gay Kidnapping Publix

-Purple Lamborghini

-Lil Yachty

-Sizzurp

-Pranking pizza guys

-Taint muscle

-Reverse snake swallow

-Rapping whale

-Chris Crespo from Cinema Crespodiso is here!

-Movie writing software

As always, we can’t thank you guys enough for listening and the support that you give us. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again - we flat out have the best listeners in the world. There are none better.

Thanks for checking out the show and we’ll see you guys next week!

d

Direct download: Show377-ReverseSnakeSwallow.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:12pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: SherylUnderwoodInterview.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:50am EDT

It's the latest version of "A Gentleman's Guide to Manliness." That's about it.

Direct download: AGGTM-LinenTheApocalypseAndSnacks.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:00am EDT

Show #376

-Pints for Pulse event

-Jody and Scott are here!

-Ross was a talk radio troll

-Beer tub vagina

-Tom’s an asshole contest

-Jellybean is the safety word

-Tuddle shanghai’s the show!

-Fish dealers

-Crystal defends Tom

-The old 42 1/2

-White hate crimes in Miami

-Piss in Poe’s gas tank

-Reverse cowgirl the toilet

-Venezuelan Leo wants a date

Direct download: Show376-JodyandScott.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:12pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: AdamFerraraInterview.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:47am EDT

It's the latest version of "A Gentleman's Guide to Manliness." That's about it.

Direct download: AGGTM-TheCowboyBoyzAndMaria.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:32pm EDT

Tomorrow...per the usual. 

Direct download: Show375-CabinBoy.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:12pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: FinesseMitchellInterview.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:39am EDT

It's the latest version of "A Gentleman's Guide to Manliness." That's about it.

Direct download: AGGTM-FakeShit.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:07am EDT

Good morning fine listeners, "scumbags", and anyone else that might happen to be up this early,

Dan here.

I'm currently watching Maisie eat some Sugarkiss Mellon and I'm having a Jimmy Dean Turkey Sausage Sunriser. Ahhhhhhh...Dad Life. I can honestly say that I think she got the better end of the bargain here. If you've never had a Sugarkiss Mellon and like anything like cantaloupe, make sure you try it. It's like the sweetest thing that you've ever had in your life. I digress.

Apologies for getting this show write up out a day late but as a lot of you guys know, Tom and I had to peace out from the studio in record time. Both of us were in charge of the on field announcements for last night's Orlando City match. I wish that I could say that our team got the full 3 points - we did not - but we did end with a nil/nil tie and at least took one point away from what can only be described as a terribly trying week. For those of you that don't follow soccer, OCSC decided to part ways with the only coach that we've ever known, Adrian Heath. I'm not going to lie, it was more than a shock to me at first but I do understand how sports and more importantly the sports business works. This week was tough but I will say that yesterday's show made me feel a hell of a lot better.


Thanks very much to Owen from "The Oh No Radio Show" for helping to do the news. (As many of you know - Ross took the summer off to spend time with his kids but he did pop by yesterday to hang it. Good stuff.) Owen did a fantastic job and it was more than a pleasure having him hang with us. Check out his show HERE!

On yesterday's show:

-Owen from Oh No Radio is sitting in 

-Super Mario Ken is here

-Tom Vann off!

-Vann paradox

-Tom almost kills his family with fireworks

-Tom doesn’t know how shot glasses work

-Ross and rat traps

-Ant farm sandals

-Beardmun Babies

-Hippos are monsters

-Shame porn

-Mediocre Messages

-Midwest Meetup

I think you're really going to like this show as much as I did. I thought it was a goodie and all over the place. Special thanks again to OTHER Tom Vann for taking the time to call us and be a part of the show. He was fantastic and a really, really good sport.

Until Monday - have a fantastic weekend and be safe out there!

d

Direct download: Show374-TheREALTomVann.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:56pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: MaronzioVanceInterview.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:26pm EDT

It's the latest version of "A Gentleman's Guide to Manliness." That's about it.

Direct download: AGGTM-SteakandYachtRock.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:31am EDT

No show is going to be absolutely perfect and just when you think that you've hit your stride - "SH*T HAPPENS." Although we know that many of you will enjoy today's show - Tom and I were less than impressed. It was a perfect case of just trying to squeeze WAY too much into one show. We had Seth, we had guests, we had an Indian princess, we had a ticket challenge, we had emails, we had news, we had phones that had been tested directly before the beginning of the show - and then we had them FAIL. It's everything that you love and everything that we hate - all rolled into one show. Hey - they're not going to be winners but we'll just dust ourselves off and hit it again next week! Thanks to Samantha and Ross for always doing such a great job! And thanks to Seth from "The Jungle Orlando" for stopping by and always making us laugh! 

If you don't already have our new version of the "Tom and Dan Mediocre App", please make sure that you either download the new version or update your device. We do know that this app is NOT going to work with ALL Android devices and we have been working on that and should have a new update very, very soon. Apologies guys. We're really trying and please know that this app is going to be updated on the regular with new features and new patches so everyone will be able to join in the fun and use it. 

On today's show:

-Ross is back today!

-Seth sits in with us

-Ross left his kids with birds

-Mediocre Messages

-Things to j*** off with

-Ross’ summer adventures with his kids

-Eating on the toilet

-Emily- Cherokee tribal member

-Ticket challenge with Seth

-Ross’ news

 

As always, Tom and I appreciate all of your support and patience as we continue to figure out this whole "we podcast for a living" thing. Today was a bit discouraging but there are always going to be days like this. This is all part of it and hopefully you guys a few laughs out of our distress. Sometimes there nothing more funny than "the real" and today you got to hear a "mad Tom" and an "obsessed with his phones not working" Dan. 

There it is! 

Have a great weekend and an even better holiday! 

d

Direct download: Show373-TicketFAIL_2.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:17pm EDT

It's the latest version of "A Gentleman's Guide to Manliness." That's about it.

Direct download: AGGTM-JUICERS.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:04am EDT

Hey there gang!

Thanks to everyone who either caught the show LIVE yesterday on TomandDan.com or the new “Tom and Dan Mediocre App - and to all of you who download! I can honestly say that yesterday was one of the most fun days that we’ve had in a really, really, really long time! Now - with that said - it was  one of the longest days that we’ve worked but SO worth it.

We started by having comedian Bert Kreischer come in and by “come in” we mean that he came and did 3 hours with us! This was the absolute longest and craziest Improv comedian interview that we have ever, ever, EVER done. Bert is one hell of a nice guy and be sure and go see him if you can. He’ll be at the Orlando Improv Comedy Club all weekend long. If you do decide to head out there, throw some Tom and Dan gear on and let him know that you appreciate him coming on the show. It was fantastic and thanks to Krista Spanek, Mike Charette, and everyone else at the Improv for making that happen for us. We’ve been trying to have Bert on for years now and he certainly did not disappoint.

Today’s show was a blast and I want to especially thank Angel Rivera from “The Monsters in the Morning” and SBKLIVE for coming in to provide us with news. I know he had already done a five hour broadcast and still made time to do our show. You’re the man and you did a great job!

On yesterday’s show:

-Angel Rivera is sitting in

-Tom started drinking early with Bert Kreischer

-We call D-Rugg about “Trappin Out The Uber”

-Cupcakke the rapper

-Trinity Tattoo is here to talk about their contribution to oneorlando.org

-Tom and Dan rap

-Embarrassing passcodes

-Dr. Unky

-D**** should be appreciated

-Fighting your way out of a shark

-Weber comes back to Orlando

-Limp Bizkit is Angel’s guilty pleasure

-Marshawn Lynch conspiracy

Thanks again to all of you that are currently giving us feed back on the app. Remember - for iOS, you’re going to need to update and for Android, you’re going to need to download the new version. You’ll know it’s the new version of the app because all of the branding and artwork is completely different.

Have a great weekend!

d

Direct download: Show372-DrUnkyVSErikWeber.mp3.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:40pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: BertKreischerInterview.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:12pm EDT

It's the latest version of "A Gentleman's Guide to Manliness." That's about it.

Direct download: AGGTM-ONLOCATION.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:24pm EDT

Hey there kids...

If you haven't already done so - you might want to check out or interview with DeRay Davis. Dude was about as cool as it comes and HE BROUGHT BOTH OF HIS "FINE AS HELL" GIRLFRIENDS TO THE STUDIO! (Yeah - I typed that and I'm a 40 year old man...) Check that interview out. He and Justin Hires were two of the nicest comedians that we've met. Show them some love.

Thanks to all of you for catching the show LIVE and/or downloading. (Here's a fun fact - the show is downloaded 100 to 1 for every person that tries to catch it live. So there's that.) Either way we're really glad to have you guys with us and we hope that today's how was a bit of an escape. I know it was for me and Tom. With the week that all of us in the Orlando-proper area have had (and anywhere for that matter) we just needed to laugh and attempt to have a good time. We did just that. We did. It was more than difficult at first but then it all just fell into place and we all started to feel a little bit better. It was much needed.

If you didn't catch it during the show, Ross will be taking the Summer off to be with his boys. With that said - we will have a rotating group of people and surprise guests that have all expressed a want to come in and do a little bit of "news talking." We can do that and I'm sure it will be just as silly and fun as Chris Fisher's contribution. Much love and thanks to Chris Fisher and his BYOCB Podcast for loaning him to us for the afternoon. Chris - you did an amazing job and that does surprise me. You're a natural broadcaster. There are "people in radio" that don't take it as seriously as you do. (Most of you will understand that. Hahaha...) Well done, my friend and thanks again. We had a great time!

On today's show:

-Tom goes to Kobe

-Feeding coy fish

-“Sharing” services

-"Poolber"

-Is Tom adopted?

-Leftover gifts

-Radio is fake

-Setting things on fire

-Dances with Hose

-Soda tax

-Porn for the blind

Next week. We'll see you then...all love and please, please, please know that we love you Orlando.

PROUD TO BE AN ORLANDO PODCAST.

d

Direct download: Show371-DancesWithHose.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:50pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: DeRayDavisInterview.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:38am EDT

Tomorrow...

Direct download: Show370-BurgerPie.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:23pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: FelipeEsparzaInterview20.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:30am EDT

Hey there gang! 

I hope that this Saturday finds you well. What have I been doing? Well, the girls wanted me to make breakfast for them so I tried out  new way to make bacon. I'm sure it's not new to a lot of you but I've never made bacon in the oven before. It came out perfect and it's a hell of a lot less messy. That and the fact that my wife will only eat that expensive-ass Wright Brand Bacon and that shiz is like 11 dollars a pop! I'm not sure how they get away with that. Anyway - see - I live a very boring Dad life. Ah...yesterday's show...lets get to it! 

On yesterday's show:

-Tom’s nanny is a yo-yo champion.

-Little Tommy might be a nerd.

-Tom wants to get more testosterone.

-Biff’s Craigslist hookups.

-Pie in a fat girl.

-BUI’s.

-Bathroom attendants.

-Tiny urinals.

-Gray area man.

-Scratch offs.

-Murder trials.

-Meteorites.

-We’re rich in ice cream!

-Wonder Pets.

-DNA tests.

Thanks to everyone for either catching the show live or downloading it. Downloads have been kicking ass as of late and I can only believe that it has to do with all of the word of mouth that I've been experiencing. The stickers and the magnets never cease to amaze me - you continue to be the best listeners in the entire world! Thanks for that! On that note - back to my breakfast and I hope that you all have a fantastic week! Don't forget that there are specially priced shirts on TomandDan.com and be sure and check the events page to see what new might be going on in your area! 

All the best,

d

Direct download: Show369-2PeriodsanIceCream.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:38pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: ArnezJInterview2.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:40pm EDT

Everyone is gone and I'm waiting on the ladies. The studio can be a very eerie place when it's just one person. Not to say that anything is haunted or anything but I'm just saying…I'm not sure that I'm the correct person to be alone in here and appreciate it. With that said - before they left, thanks to all of the guests, Samantha, Ross, and all who stopped by today. (My wife even was able to make it by and that really is a treat. All bullsh*t aside - she's the f*cking best. THE BEST.)

On today's show:

-The Porkie’s fundraiser for John Nutter raised $6,400

-Tom and Dan love to make fun of bikers…but why?

-EJ calls about Megacon.

-The clock master sits in.

-Ticky Tockman and Supie Kent

-Sandy sex.

-Steve Lemme calls in.

-Turtle shell balls.

-Richard Simmons is dying!

-Dude Mountain.

-Snake vs Dan.

Thanks to all of you for taking the time to catch us live, and most importantly thanks for downloading us and keeping the show moving. It truly means more to us than you could ever, EVER know and please know that. On that note - I've got to close the studio and get to dinner with the ladies. Sorry to cut this short. It seems that we've got less and less time these days. All love folks and you'll hear us soon.

d

Direct download: Show368-SteveLemme-SuperTroopers2.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:33pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: MitchFatelInterview2.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:54am EDT

It's the latest version of "A Gentleman's Guide to Manliness." That's about it.

Direct download: AGGTM-FrogThroat.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:56pm EDT

Yo!

Well, that wasn’t cool. But it was real. I’ll get back to that…

Thanks to all of you who caught the show live and downloaded later. I was off of my game and apparently dealing with anxiety that’s been ramping up for the past couple of weeks. I’m not sure how to describe it to you guys other than I have not been sleeping well – been having nightmares about dead family members – impending feeling of worry and sadness – and not being able to focus. I’m on some meds right now but it looks like I’m going to head to the doc and see if I need to adjust or change them a bit. I love to work and when that’s not fun or when I’m not focusing – that’s a really bad thing. I guess if there’s anything good that could come out of this it’s the amount of people that have emailed me and sad that they’ve dealt with or ARE dealing with exactly the same thing. Anxiety is a f*cking b*tch and for those of you that are in the same boat as me, please know that I feel you! It’s strange being able to chronicle an attack while being on the show and that’s certainly a first for me but yeah – like I wrote above – it was real. Ok…moving on.

Normally we have notes for the show. Samantha does a fantastic job of writing all of that down and then sending it to me later for the site. We were without Samantha for this particular show so…I got nothing. Hahaha.

If you didn’t get a chance to check out the Corey Holcomb interview that we did before yesterday’s Friday Free Show, you might want to check that out. Not only was he a great guest, but many people have said that he seemed to fit in on the show seamlessly. I would completely agree with that. I actually wasn’t that familiar with him so I wasn’t sure what to expect but he was amazing! Also – I got a few emails from people that caught his Friday night Improv set and said that his stand up was some of the best that they’d ever seen. (He’s at the Orlando Improv all weekend long. If you’re planning on heading out there, be sure to wear some Tom and Dan gear and let him know that you heard him on the show! The code word is “Dope Dick.” He’ll know what we’re talking about.)

That’s about it from here. Have a fantastic Saturday and Tom and I will see many of you at the Orlando City match.

All the best,

d

Direct download: Show367-DanOnAirAnxietyAttack.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:09pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: CoreyHolcombInterview.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:42am EDT

So we had Piff in today and it was amazing! Piff the Magic Dragon was one of the best guests that we've ever had. Dry - funny - and friendly - please be sure if you're a fan of "A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan" to go and hang out with him this weekend at the Orlando Improv! He crushed! 

Show #366

-Tom brought meatball flies

-Big Tim Murphy is here

-Night soil

-Flail vs morningstar?

-Valavictorian

-Death and lollipops

-Clone-a-willy

-Stitch’s bodyguard gets “Kenny’d”

-Cow p*ss lagoon

-Tom is Lance Nabs

-Piff the Magic dragon is here!

 

I could have done a better job at writing this but the ladies are waiting on me to go on vacation. Apologies. I know where my bread is buttered. 

d

Direct download: Show366-PiffTheMagicDragon.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:44pm EDT

It's the latest version of "A Gentleman's Guide to Manliness." That's about it.

Direct download: AGGTM-DIVORCESCENARIOS.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:58pm EDT

Thanks to everyone who listened LIVE and hung out with us and blah, blah, blah…

So - on today's show:

-Tom is on his own at home

-Adult Movies

-Tom scares his nanny

-Kids are soft

-PT Blobbins

-Being single forever, weird or not?

-Pizza poet

-Tom’s ball lump

-Tom almost killed his friend wake skating

-Eternal flames

-Maracas 

Thanks to everyone for supporting the show! All the best and we'll see you guys next week!

d

Direct download: Show365-PTBlobbins.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:38pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: CraigRobinsonInterview.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:20am EDT

Hey there gang! Thanks so much for joining us for this week’s “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” podcast! We really hope that you guys are digging the fact that we have transitioned to Mixlr from Ustream - or what we used to use. There have been a few people though that really enjoyed the cameras aspect of the show and rest assured that Tom and I are both working on that. (The things to work on just never seem to end! Haha…) On a positive note though, we have heard that the audio quality and the lack of commercials on the new Mixlr feed are more than fantastic and that’s really good to hear!

 

On today’s show:

 

-Tom likes driving Dan crazy

-Tommy is afraid of an owl

-Bubba called in to “slow down the show…”

-Big Mama Owl

-Tom’s Bill Bellamy rap

-Family Auto Mart

-Babies and nuts

-We call D-Rugg about his trip to jail

-Tom Feeney stops by!

-WWE plane story

-Claw hand man Geo

-2 more swigs

 

Thanks again to all to all of you that catch the show live and download the show. There have been a few people who have been talking about the fact that our podcast is on Google Play Music just like how it is listed on iTunes! That’s correct!!! Here’s the link for those of you who are dedicated Android users! HERE: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Ifyaq5ery3gh6gjwgmsvcwlds3a

 

We hope that you enjoy the show and don’t forget to check out all of the new merch that we have to offer and dates for events that we have going on!

 

All the best and have a great weekend!

 

d

Direct download: Show364-2MoreSwigs.mp3.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:50pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: BillBellamyInterview.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:17pm EDT

Thanks to Tiff, CocoButter, and everyone for stopping by the show today! You guys are amazing and we're so glad to call you friends! You. Are. The. Best.

On today's show:

-Tiffany is here!

-Making kids

-Suckin a D vs Lickin a V

-T&D Cruise 2017 announcement

-Chicago calls in 

-Doing acid on the cruise

-Working out

-Little TT don’t play!

-NOFX fan experiences

-Tom hates conflict

-Uncomfortable porn 

-Cocoa butter threesome

-War on porn

-D*ck pic

-Cocaine Shane

-Tiff kills our radio star dreams

-Ticket challenge

We love you guys and we're so frigg'n happy to hang with all of you! Thanks for the love for hanging! We'll see all of you next week!

d

Direct download: Show363-LilTTDontPlay.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:13pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: DanCumminsInterview.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:21pm EDT

We're nut hairs away from our 7 year anniversary. We'll just cut to it:

 

-Dan’s mom gets a fart-o-gram

-#Buttf*ck the Beacham

-Crazy Books a Million story?

-Ben Prestage is here with his brother John!

-Ben Prestage and 3-6-Mafia fans

-www.benprestagemusic.com

-Birthday talk with Tim and Doug

-Oil sex

-Buttho*e throat

-Tom can’t see

-EJ vs Ross

-Chargerito

-Snausages

-#TDCruise16

 

Thanks for listening, all - and we'll see you tomorrow night downtown for our 7 year anniversary party with Tom and Dan!

 

d

Direct download: Show362-BenPrestage7Years_1.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:19pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: JohnWitherspoonInterview.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:43am EDT

No notes for today. See...Samantha holds all of this together. Plus, I'm late to get home and make dinner for the family. See you next week kids...this is a goodie. 

Direct download: Show361-JohnDoesHole.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:17pm EDT

Hey there kids!

 

Thanks for taking in the show and for hanging out with us. On today's show:

Show #360

 

-LIVE on LIVE with Drew Garabo

-April Fool’s stories

-“I’m Me” song by Tom

-Tom intervening with his son’s fights

-Leonard Outz has narcolepsy?

-Search engines - Tom is Google for life!

-Rub your pennies together

-Afroman texted Tom

-We call Afroman!

-Corn

-Joe  Balls

-Mr. Applebee

-Bucket of Frogs

-Too much testosterone

 

Thanks for listening, kids! We had an absolute blast today and we're glad that you were along for the ride. We've got the Tom and Dan Cruise next week so expect rings to be a little strange next week - but we promise you nothing but amazing stories and goodness.

 

All the best,

 

dan

Direct download: Show360-BecauseIGotHigh.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:57pm EDT

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special feature or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruin the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Direct download: LeonardOuztsinterview.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:54am EDT